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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Contest Rules by joseph1832(m): 7:28am On May 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

NL Jega?
It beats my imagination too bro. grin.
PoliticsRe: Prepare For Jail, APC Tells PDP Chiefs, Rivers REC by joseph1832(m): 6:59pm On May 17, 2015
midolian:
will this one ever make sense? undecided
The day the moon lands on Earth.

tit:
apc,
kidnapping is a crime
How did you know APC plans on kidnapping the REC?. You have inside info, or you have informants in Rivers state? Kindly share so we can know the presume date for the kidnapping?. Otherwise, I suggest you STFU!!!.
PoliticsRe: Yvonne Nelson,leads Lack Of Electricity Protest In Accra. by joseph1832(m): 4:59pm On May 17, 2015
Now this people really have sense. Instead of we Nigerians to follow suit. We are busy trekking to celebrate our politicians just to get bread crumbs from them.

I say that we as a people need complete brain reboot!, because we as Nigerians don't think/reason straight. Our thoughts are usually clouded by, religion/tribal sentiment.
Christianity EtcRe: This Madness On Marriage Has Got To Stop In The Church. by joseph1832(m): 4:55pm On May 17, 2015
soe:
That is why we keep saying...islam is the way
Then why did the Koran forbid a christian man from marrying a muslim woman?.
PoliticsRe: I Had Another Health Crisis During Campaign - Patience Jonathan by joseph1832(m): 3:41pm On May 17, 2015
midolian:
chaai! Sir Joseph, u are wicked cheesy cheesy
It has nothing to do with wickedness bro but pure fact. We have unprofessional illiterates, we have professional illiterates, and we have educated illiterates. Mama p*ss' husband is an educated illiterate.

gringringrin
PoliticsRe: I Had Another Health Crisis During Campaign - Patience Jonathan by joseph1832(m): 2:33pm On May 17, 2015
midolian:
The Confessions of mama p*ss (PART 1)

And she called Buhari sick and old during campaign..so she was actually the sick one..wonders will never cease!
You can imagine the blatant hypocrisy. But what can one expect from a professional illiterate.
FashionRe: See How Bleaching Cream Destroyed This Girl’s Body [graphic Photo] by joseph1832(m): 1:30pm On May 17, 2015
standd:
Lol..It wasn't standd at first, it was stand(with a special character on the a) before the Admin asked me to change it. So I chose standd.
I chose stand because I was tired of sitting undecided
You could have chosen fly or better still lay. Since you're tired of sitting down. grin.
TV/MoviesRe: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by joseph1832(m): 9:15am On May 17, 2015
forreelinc:
shocked really? Why ppl like to dey spoil good thing? it would have been a better ending if he just freaking died smh
Bross no be me write the story oh! Lol.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Arrested For Jumping White House Fence (Oct 2014) by joseph1832(m): 6:52am On May 17, 2015
Imagine! Someone resigned just because an individual gained access to the White House. Here in Nigeria, someone openly scammed people by collecting a thousand Naira from them for a bogus job offer which lead to their deaths and the person is steal walking free and making noise.

You can imagine the vast difference! And to think some twerps here will come and start attaching all manner of sentiments beats my imagination.
TV/MoviesRe: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by joseph1832(m): 6:26am On May 17, 2015
Ishilove:
Whether na FX2 or FX Spinner, the koko be sey 'FX' dey the name. You can't expect me to remember all the details of the show. This is over twenty years ago we're talking about tongue

Yeah, I know Mr H was killed sometime around the beginning of the series or in a flashback. It's kinda foggy so I can't really recollect.
So?. If I can remember why can't you? Of I'm sorry, our brain power aint the same. grin tongue

Ishilove:
This smacks of google undecided
According to you that is. cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BIRKHOFF VS Felicity:who Is Better? by joseph1832(m): 1:44am On May 17, 2015
Sigmore Bierkoff is way and far far better than Felicity!. The dude has his personal drone.
TV/MoviesRe: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by joseph1832(m): 1:30am On May 17, 2015
Ishilove:
FX2 grin
Actually FX Spinner was his name. The dude in the box was Mr H formerly known as EB Hungerford before he was murdered.
TV/MoviesRe: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by joseph1832(m): 1:22am On May 17, 2015
Yippsy:
Trust me, I know what am doing...rolls gun nd shoots..lol
That's Sledge Hammer.
TV/MoviesRe: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by joseph1832(m):
cnario:
What about Ovide Video, Thunder Sub, Mule and his Friends, Biker Mice from Mars, Dodo, Silver Hawks, Spiderman and his Amzing Friends, Tele Match, Rent-a-Ghost, Speed Racer (early days of AIT).
Dude are you serious about the embolden? AIT showed this cartoons? Dude it was all NTA. AIT didn't show squat!.

Even LTV/LWT tried. They showed captain scarlet, captain planet, the centurions, thundarr the barbarian and Captain Power and the soldiers of the future!.

Men I miss those days....
TV/MoviesRe: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by joseph1832(m): 1:16am On May 17, 2015
Ishilove:
Wow! I was thinking of this show just this morning. It was canceled after two seasons, or so I think.

I remember having a huge crush on Zack Stone grin

"In year 2020, times are tough, but this man's tougher"


"Superforce will be right back!!"
cheesy
Hmm. Interesting. You were around during those days. Nice to know you don't fall under the indomie generation.

forreelinc:
Best episodes were
1. When zack had to travel to the past to kill some grey haired cyborg that killed his black friend
2. The last episode when zack died

It was a dumb concept but when I was lil that was my shiit another crazy series was night rider
Man it was so cool they tried a reboot
Actually Zack didn't die. He was brought back to life, by one of his psychic female friends. He came back stronger and with psychic powers . As strong as 10 men, he could see things before they happen. He became the perfect combination of Man, Machine and Spirit.
PoliticsRe: Oh Dear! Read What These Americans Think About Adams Oshiomhole's Marriage by joseph1832(m):
These foreigners should shut up and mind their business!. They should leave the comrade general alone. The one and only civilian dictator.

If Kim K, Nicki Minaj, Amber Rose, can showcase their nude and artificial bodies online what big deal is it that a girl married a man 31 yrs older than her?, "abi na today yash dey back?".

People should learn to mind their business!!!.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Inner Mind - A Short Poem And A Brief Commentary. by joseph1832(m): 5:59pm On May 16, 2015
laykorn:
Yes, but both are mind-reading; still.

Do you know how to read minds correctly?
Do I look like Professor Xavier?.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Inner Mind - A Short Poem And A Brief Commentary. by joseph1832(m): 3:32pm On May 16, 2015
laykorn:
I believe that all our assumptions about other people; especially when it comes to the things that trigger their actions, is a form of mind-reading too. We do this everyday.
Okay. But you should know there is a fine line between guessing and knowing.

Mind bending is a delicate issue that few humans have mastered.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Inner Mind - A Short Poem And A Brief Commentary. by joseph1832(m): 2:54pm On May 16, 2015
laykorn:
We all read minds, sir.

Did you want to ask if I could read minds correctly?
Kindly tell how we all read minds?.

Mind you, the mind is not a book to be open and read anyhow one feels.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Inner Mind - A Short Poem And A Brief Commentary. by joseph1832(m): 11:13am On May 16, 2015
laykorn:
Hmmmm. Why do you think so, sir?
Can you read minds?.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Inner Mind - A Short Poem And A Brief Commentary. by joseph1832(m): 5:07am On May 16, 2015
A nice poem laykorn. But I believe you're yet to understand how the mind works.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo And His Wife With Adams Oshiomhole And Wife Today In Edo State(pic) by joseph1832(m): 6:02pm On May 15, 2015
Hmm so the first lady of Edo state now na Ethiopian. O ga oh!. I won't be surprise if Osho baba has been shining Congo for some years now. grin.
RomanceRe: We Won't Stop Until Sexual Purity Becomes Norm by joseph1832(m): 4:59pm On May 15, 2015
InfinixMine:
"With all the economic, political and security issues facing the world, who are these FOOLS talking about Virginity or Sexual purity? How does that make the world better?"
That was one of the criticisms we received during our past campaigns (paraphrased).
But let me ask, if our young people learn the value of sexual purity, apart from the many personal benefits they'll enjoy which I won't share here,
1. Won't RAPES reduce, giving our girls a safe haven
2. Won't "UNWANTED PREGNANCIES" reduce, lowering the number of thieves, touts and hooligans on our streets who grow up bitter at the world that made them "UNWANTED".
3. Won't STIs/STDs reduce, giving us healthy and more productive workers and citizens.
4. Won't DIVORCES reduce, preserving the sanity and joy of our homes.
5. Won't the youth be more focused and become better productive in the economic market than wasting untold hours at brothels, club houses...
6. Won't rising sects like BOKO HARAM have the sense to leave innocent girls alone without turning them to objects of pleasure.
7. Won't frauds reduce as our politicians would lack young girls to want to spoil with their embezzled money.

OUR VOICE MIGHT STILL BE LIKE A WHISPER BUT WE WON'T STOP UNTIL SEXUAL PURITY BECOMES THE "NORM" AGAIN.

Please don't criticise us. Even if you don't agree with us, for the sake of that young girl that cries everynight because men use and abuse her essense, let's stand and advocate: NO-SUM.
NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE.
Virgins, stay pure for your spouses.
Those who have made mistakes, make it right now by staying sexually pure hence.
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER MARRIAGE?
We stay FAITHFUL to our spouses.

WORLD VIRGINITY DAY 2015...Sat, June 13th, 2015.

Please join us!
#NO-SUM
#mineteenageministry
Story story? Story!!!. I urge you guys to have a rethink?. Mind you, its a girls choice to give her virginity to whoever she pleases. So how does it make it your business?.
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry FAT Man? by joseph1832(m): 10:06pm On May 14, 2015
MizMyColi:
I have lived through life enough to know that impossible is nothing.
TTG, with my clear eyes, I will neither go for a man who is fat or for one who is slim/tiny, I prefer them in between and taller than me, at least.

But then again, this is life.

I've broken my own rules, and I'd break them again if need be.

If a person's size or physical attributes such as asss, brreassts, lips, head, face, length and breath is the reason you don't wanna date/hangout with them; it's simple.

You just don't love them enough to wanna make a life with them.
In as much as this is your opinion, I must say this your opinion just made me clap my hands for you. That's real deep!.
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry FAT Man? by joseph1832(m): 8:11pm On May 14, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
Aii.
I guess we are done for today. smiley
I didn't know we started anything?. grin. Or did you start without me? Lol. tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry FAT Man? by joseph1832(m): 4:56pm On May 14, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
Sorry.
I can't, I don't see any reason why I should do sit-up to have a firm tummy and end up with a pregnant man.

No one should quote me and spill thrash. It's my opinion.
If I want a rich man, there are rich men that are fit, e.g otedola and Dangote, I mustn't end up with the fat ones.

Btw, why is it always guys that don't have money complaining about girls being materialistic?
Since y'all know what dem babes like, why don't you focus on the chase, chill, then watch them chase you. wink
"They guilty are afraid".

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