₦airaland Forum

Consultville:
The invitation card for tomorrow's inauguration that will hold in Eagle's Square Abuja is very scarce. Unconfirmed news from APC quarters claim that PDP members are hoarding the IV, some also claim the morning and evening IV now goes for N2 million Naira. Was very fortunate to get one.
The IV was designed and printed by T.W.S Located at Aromire Ikeja

So much like the PDP to make any and everything scarce, first it was power, then came petrol, now its just an IV!. Kai! Wonders shall never end.

I hope after tomorrow they will make GEJ, his big fat wife and the party very scarce so Nigerians will never experience scarcity of anything again.

Em come to think of it I think they should have used Nairaland as a case study instead of facebook. Its a known fact there are lots of egotist and narcissist here.

Obiagelli:
Absolutely gorgeous

Who's the guy on the right?

Prodeegee:
Must be a benin dog. Probably benin shepherd

Guy wetin you mean by that na. Shey na bini pipu u won dey yab abi?.

omenka:
Sai Baba!!

#BabaWhileYouWereGone, PDP said Tinubu and Amaechi went to fetch you back home and their twin brothers were eventually spotted in Lagos and Port Harcourt respectively.

#BabaWhileYouWereGone, TANoids kept praying that you don't come back alive.

#BabaWhileYouWereGone, fuel sold for N400 in Lagos.

#BabaWhileYouWereGona, we missed you.

#BabaWhileYouWereGone, Jonathan kept making new appointment despite having less than 48 hours to go.

buzquet:
Woow!!!!!!!! So the oil marketers are nw scared bcaz d lion, the leader, (GMB) is cumin bac to power? Dis means wit Buhari, Nigeria will soon b a better place to live!

Its not like they're afraid, its just that they know damn well that all the nonsense they tried with GEJ will never be tolerated by GMB.

A man is a man!. You expect a man who can't caution his wife to know caution this greedy feul marketers?. Things will change in this country and impunity and mediocrity will be flushed back to Otuoke along with GEJ and his big fat wife!.

This is absolutely hilarious!.

safarigirl:
maybe because they knew the purpose and when to use it. That someone does something doesn't make it right

And how do you know what is right? You should know that the word 'right' is relative.

joliej:
well said @ op...
i keep telling people that because everyone indulges in an immoral act does not make it right and
because no one does it does not make it wrong...
thank God for right thinking people like you...kudos

Pardon me but what's your definition of 'immoral?'.

safarigirl:
if you have to put your hand in fire before you know it burns, then you're not very smart

If that fire truly burns then I'll ask why didn't it burn your parents?.


No insult Intended!.

eightsin:
Aptly captured. Don't like it when some religious fanatics comes to me and say this is bad and this is good. I just tell them I have a conscience and when it tells me I'm doing wrong, I'd desist from it.

True that bro!. Lemme even ask the OP safarigirl, are you a virgin?. If you are then how come you condemn something you've not experienced first hand and if you aren't how come you chastise those who engage in sexual intercourse?.

Infomizer:
All the more reason why he ought to keep doing nothing....

Well I'll encourage him to start doing something somewhere so that when he gets the red card he has somewhere to pitch his tent on, he won't just be left high and dry.

To me there is no justifying anything. People should be free to have sex without being chased with morality or immorality based on customs that were adopted and foreign to us.

I view sex as something that is magnificently awesome and I will have it as much as I like. I for one don't make excuses for having sex. If you feel sex is bad for you, then it is your prerogative, "to each his own".

However what I don't like is people making general statements as if their opinions are an establish fact and its law!.

Mbkite:
What should be your response? or what are you expected to do? or what could be the implication? If your employer continue paying you, when you are actually doing nothing in the firm. Also note that he (employer) doesn't complain and has never threatened to drop you.

Matured answers please.... A fellow needs to know.

Eventually your employer will either get fed up for paying you for doing nothing. Remember, "nothing lasts forever".

atbu1983:
A liter will be 155naira to 160 naira. that is s price of 1 litre in Ghana

In the midst of no jobs and no money. How do the FG expect jobless youths and impoverish Nigerians to buy fuel for N155-N160 Naira per litre?.

This is an outrage. Let them put everything in order before they remove the subsidy.

Beremx:
The stoves are powered by kerosene.

When other countries are moving forward,we are still using kerosene stoves to cook.

Naija which way?

How can you be surprise like this, was it not this same FG that approve 60 billion Naira or so for farmers to use to purchase mobile phones so they can browse and know the latest fertilizers in town?.

We didn't even know what happened to that project, if the phones were bought or not or what happened to it, I won't be surprise this is also the same thing, a means for peole to chop money and clean mouth.

PervyByNature:
Take your respect and shove it down your arsehole . And dont forget to fvck off too. Arselicker

Damn bro you shouldn't have quoted him. Ignoring him would have been bliss!.

Beremx:
stop that please!

Tell me where EroticAngela went wrong and why she should be attributed to the bold.

Or? You've been gone a long time Berem. This didn't just start today.... Anyway I rest my case in this matter.

EroticAngelina:
senseless

It is senseless to you because you lack the capacity to comprehend that which is above you. Enjoy your day!.

So if they remove this subsidy how much will a litre of petrol be? Given that our refineries are still not working and power is still epileptic as ever.

My take, before this subsidy of a thing is remove, we must be refining our own crude oil products and our refineries should be working at 100% capacity.

If they say subsidy brings fraud, I wonder which government venture doesn't yield to fraud in Nigeria. They shout fraud, fraud and fraud in the oil sector, they should take a look Apapa Wharf!.

EroticAngelina:
curiosity killed d cat, u dnt nid 2 knw.

That's now a cliche didn't you know?. I love it when people make mouth here.

Beremx:
you're totally wrong. Tell me what Erotic.Angela said on this thread that warranted her being attacked? She just aired her opinion didn't she?
If you are among those guys who keep attacking women on nairaland,please desist from doing so. It only shows you are insecured.

Let me tend to your last point first, I don't regal in attacking female monikers here, how ever, what I can't stand is two faced and hypocritical monikers with over inflated egos who believe they're all and all here!.

Now to your first one. The said moniker could have ignored the moniker who quoted her. Nairaland is a forum where you can't stop or block people from quoting or mentioning you, however, you do have the option is ignoring them and never give them the benefit of doubt to show you just how petty and simple they are.

EroticAngelina:
i dnt knw, i guess there z a demon in them. they find joy in insulting women.
i dnt fear them, look 4 my trouble, and face my never ending wrath... i dnt give a fvck whether ppl like me or nt. when they see u real lyf, they wont av d mouth 2 talk o, its only in a faceless forum dat they start typing gibberish.

Em pardon me miss, I'm just a little bit curious how you intend to dish out your never ending wrath on social media. I would like to know so I can learn a thing or two.

And I'm also curious to know who you are in the real world that will make people not have the mouth to talk to you, even the one time most powerful man in the world George W. Bush was stoned with a shoe. So I am just indeed curious to know who you are that will make people shy away from talking to you.

Jacksonville:
mehn I love ur flow jare....That's how to treat some fvck face broke arss niccur....lmao.


Would love to a one on one chat with u cuz ladies like u are open minded

LMAO!!! Like seriously?

Beremx:
the way you people attack women on nairaland especially popular female nairalanders eh...

I thought I was the only one who's always been attacked by the male folks

Jesus have mercy on you guys!

Surely you know that the 'popular female nairalanders', especially those in Romance section signed a pact with narrow mindedness. And they have this over inflated believe that everybody should kiss and lick their arse.

That's why they're always getting attacked. Remember, "we attract our kind".

exlink10:
1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.
2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless
guy on the corner.
3. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.
4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category, More on www.exlinklodge.com/2015/05/please-dont-ever-consider-marrying.html?m=1

Okay. So who are we suppose to marry. There's an atom of every attribute you listed in almost every woman.