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Politics › Re: Off-loading The Presidential Fleet by joseph1832(m): 9:38am On Apr 29, 2015

What a waste!!!.

Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Taking Breakfast Tea With N35 Milo (pics) by joseph1832(m): 9:21am On Apr 29, 2015

Jimiyke:
Eeehn! Imagine!!!

Can u see what I saw inside that white plate?!

Presidential tea break with N20 sachet Milo?!

Thank God ooooi!

No more budget of 1.2 billion for presidential meal.

#CuttingCostModeActivated

Its welcomed bro!. Gone will be the days when an individual use 3 billion Naira to eat breakfast annually.

Politics › Re: Jonathan, Sambo, Others To Get 3.24bn Severance Pay by joseph1832(m): 8:35am On Apr 29, 2015*

What manner of nonsense is this? This guys are busy collecting severance allowance while the masses wallow in poverty and penury!.

Even to pay the masses salaries on time is a very big issue with these a$swipes!.

The Revenue, Mobilization and Fiscal Commission should be scrapped and re constituted because its very glaring they serve to foster the pockets of the political elites!, when in office and even after leaving office!.

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TV/Movies › Re: Naruto Information by joseph1832(m): 8:25am On Apr 29, 2015

firestar:
Joseph-kun, Konnichiwa. Oui, je parle français.

Daijobu-ka?

Hai!.
Moshi Moshi
You gat mail!.

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Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 8:04am On Apr 29, 2015

Ishilove:
You need deliverance

Then deliver me oh mighty Ishi'
And wrap me in your fold
Without being trashy
While I succumb to your orgasmic hold!.

TV/Movies › Re: Naruto Information by joseph1832(m): 7:57am On Apr 29, 2015

firestar:

Bonjour Monsieur Dottune!
Bonjour à toutes means Good morning everyone!
Ça va?

Bonjour mon ami. Tu pa francois?.

Politics › Re: It Appears Chibok Girls Have Been Rescued by joseph1832(m): 9:08pm On Apr 28, 2015

We're waiting patiently.... Let's hope this isn't another co.ck and bull story! Because this is the same people who told us the knew where the Chibok girls where sometime last year and up till now, its the same old song!...

Poems For Review › 'We' by joseph1832(op): 9:02pm On Apr 28, 2015*

We make joy and merry,
We eat and dance,
We sing and shout,
Yet people are hungry and sad
And we do nothing about it.

We pray to God,
God on high,
To bless and favor,
Favor us with gifts,
Gifts of materialism which diminishes the soul
And turn us away from God,
Yet we pray.

We laugh and shout,
Make love and cuddle,
Reproduce and spread,
Yet our brothers and sisters
Die like flies in the north east.

We go to church,
We go to mosque,
We speak against paganism,
Atheism and traditionalism,
Yet we go in the shadows and seek help
From the paganist, atheists and traditionalist.

We listen to these preachers,
Who pose as moral dealers,
Who peddle the drug of religion
And meddle in affairs that concerns them not,
We defend their abysmal acts,
As if their acts are the acts of God,
We allow them cheat and heat our minds
And turn it against reason and logic,
Yet we listen.

We condemn sex,
Yet we redeem ourselves in sex,
We shy away from alcohol,
Yet we sought alcohol,
We speak against immorality,
Immorality is what we bask ourselves in,
We say we don't lie;
Lying seem to be the very nature of our being,
We make laws banning homosexuality,
Yet homosexuality is now a game of hide
And seek we play in shadows.
We slay corruption,
Corruption is now the way of life
Of a particular people living in a particular place.

For this;
All this,
Is the hypocrisy of the typical Nigerian man.

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Health › Re: Does Breast Milk Finish? by joseph1832(m): 8:46pm On Apr 28, 2015

cbrass:
Am seating under a tree now and there is a nursing mother seating opposite where i am breasting feeding her baby since and this got me thinking...does the milk never finish so that the baby have to wait for like some hours before the next refil

You might as well have asked, does sperm finish? Or does ovary finish? Better still, does urine finish?.

To answer your question, it doesn't!.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 8:26pm On Apr 28, 2015

LarrySun:
Don't corrupt my innocent mind, sir!

Perish the thought of your mind being innocent sir!. grin

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Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 8:24pm On Apr 28, 2015

D9ty7:
senbonzakurakageyoshi(how you dey spell your moniker sef)

It means 'vibrant display or a thousand cherry blossoms'. Its Japanese!.

I'm sure Kuchiki Byakuya or may be Kite Kibo would be please that his manga character is now someone else's moniker on Nairaland!. Lol

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 8:10pm On Apr 28, 2015

Colospor:
I can be a good critique, but I hate it when writer don't accept mistake and takes offence in it.

It depends on your approach and the way you critique! If you make mockery or try to ridicule a writer, they may not take kindly to it!.

Politics › Re: Buhari Gets G-7 Invitation For Berlin Summit by joseph1832(m): 8:09pm On Apr 28, 2015

Chai! May 29 is fast approaching!!!.

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Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 8:06pm On Apr 28, 2015

Ishilove:
You seriously need to consider rededicating your life to Jesus

Already did, It didn't work out!

Perhaps I should rededicate my life to giving you endless pleasure?.... Making you see clouds of purple lullaby's.... wink

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 7:04pm On Apr 28, 2015

Ishilove:
Swerve ---------------->>>>>>>>>>

Where to? Your lips, your boobs, your heart or the flower embedded between your thighs? grin

.

Trust me Ishi, you don't want to go down that road with me... Lmao.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 5:44pm On Apr 28, 2015

standd:
k
Ignore me.

I don't and can't ignore intelligent people!. Ask Ishilove, she will tell you!. grin

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 5:40pm On Apr 28, 2015

standd:
It is you na! I understand.
Btw, no one asked you whether you read any stories. That info is not necessary.

Might not be necessary to you but it might be to others...

Besides, you're now sounding like a kid whose candy was taken away from her.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 5:21pm On Apr 28, 2015

standd:
I really don't care but why are they beefing all over the place na. If you see my story on FP and you don't like it, then write your own and recommend it for FP...Simples! Or you can even remove it from FP too...no one will die.

Btw, I will write more short stories to be recommended for FP so please haters can swerve and remain --------->>>>>>>> swerved!

Not like I read your stories or any other story here but if truly you don't care... Then you should and will ignore them.

Seeing that you do neither of this, I'll say you care that much!. But its okay if you do dear, it doesn't make you a lesser human being! In fact it makes you human.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 4:27pm On Apr 28, 2015

standd:
DanWrites...hello Awayu?
If you were referring to me as a 'friend' of Ishilove in your now hidden thread, can you pls tell me why you feel some of us don't deserve FP and some of you do?
Again, what/who is stopping you from recommending threads for the FP since the thread was created? Were you banned from doing so?
Go and recommend great stories written by the great writers you prefer, no one is stopping you.

As for me and my stories, some like us, some don't. Life goes on.

Btw, I'm going back to that thread to recommend another of my story. If it is FP worthy, fine and if it is not, I will improve on my writing.

Btw, I don't want to bicker oh, but the bile running in some peoples guts can poison them. Easy, biko. No one has ever paid me for making FP.

All the more reason why you shouldn't give a rats penis if your stories make FP or not!.

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Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 4:24pm On Apr 28, 2015

Ishilove:
I feel like strangling you most times

Love you too Ishi... grin

Politics › Re: Isa Yuguda Sacks Aides by joseph1832(m): 4:02pm On Apr 28, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
What was he doing with >2000 aides before?

Doesn't he know that excess load can crash plane?
i.e, too many cooks_ spoil the broth.

Lil wonder they make decisions that have k-legs like mine. When over 2000 people dey advise/assist one man.

Oriegwu...

Odiegwu!

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 3:59pm On Apr 28, 2015

LarrySun:
Oh! God gracious! It was vibrating for his thrust? Does that really happen? Vibrating for a thrust?

And, like a stallion! Now this is my most hilarious simile of the month! I just can't stop laughing hard!

The question is, how does a stallion fucccck? And has she ever seen stallion fucccck?. lmao!.

You know sometimes I just feel like hugging Ishilove and sometimes I feel like slapping her!. Lol.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by joseph1832(m): 3:50pm On Apr 28, 2015

kayemjay:
Ishilove!!! Ishi oooo!!! Who spoil my Ishi like this? Choi!

No be today yash dey back!.

grin

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Pictured With Nairalander In Close Shot! (photos) by joseph1832(m): 11:56am On Apr 28, 2015

AlexReports:
Photos of controversial Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh and Abuja popular social media reporter Alex Nwankwo recently hit the internet.

According to reports, it was taken during her visit to the capital city with her record Label Boss, Db‎anj. DB Records were hosted by several Abuja clubs and the Nairalander "alexreports" was on ground for exclusive coverage.

It was indeed a close shot as the picture shows Tonto taking the shot herself....the questions begging for answers are?

Are they friends? Is it just normal celebrity picture tinz or is she a blog visitor to his site?

http://www.alexreports.info/2015/04/haba-tonto-dikeh-pictured-with.html?m=0

Sorry to say but e be like say Tonto and dis Nairalander get one thing in common, "WEED".

Celebrities › Re: I Regret Clocking 40 Without Husband ”pretty Actress, Amaka Okere by joseph1832(m): 11:50am On Apr 28, 2015

midolian:
Nollywood actress and businesswoman, Amaka Okere, recently celebrated her 40th birthday with her loved ones, who turned up for the special occasion.

But in an interview with Encomium, the celebrant was not all happy because she did not mark the day in her husband’s hiuse.

She said, "The only thing I feel is lacking is the fact that I am not in a man’s house. I don’t have any regret. The only thing I am not happy about is the fact that I celebrated my 40th birthday alone, instead of doing it with my family."

The mother of three further revealed that she will be getting married later in the year, but said she is not yet in a relationship.

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/32880/26/i-regret-clocking-40-without-husbandpretty-actress.html

Arrangee marriage!!!.

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Webmasters › Re: How To Become A Successful Blogger In Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 11:40am On Apr 28, 2015

Imagine! This was posted Dec 9 2012 and its just making front page! Or am I insane huh

Gaming › Re: Do You Still Remember This (picture)? Indomie Generation Make Una No Think Am by joseph1832(m): 7:27am On Apr 28, 2015

tayoccu:
every move?

Yes every move!.

Christianity Etc › Re: (Tweets)Earthquake Rocking Nepal, And Christians Are Selling Christ by joseph1832(m): 11:22pm On Apr 27, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
I'm really surprised at the hypocrisy of the muslims on this thread.

They point out that some christians were exploiting the earthquake to promote their religion. That is true. The tweets shoeing how dubious some christians are there. But then there are muslim tweets just as bad.

Then, I see Rilwayne001, empiree and co, claiming evil things about christian evangelism. As if there aren't videos of Dawah guys using dubious means for islamic evangelism.

For the christian crusades, there were islamic holy wars. For every Hitler, there is an Osama bin Laden.

European Christians took slaves from Africa....Arab muslims took slaves from Africa.

Both our religions have good and bad people. Let us not point fingers.

There are good christians and good muslims. There are bad christians and bad muslims

Marvelous, bloody marvelous!. Even empiree and rilwayne001 can't even post something like this.

All they do is poke holes and believe their religion is the best thing ever fashioned by man!.

Gaming › Re: Which Is The Best Stealth Game? MGS Vs Splinter Cell Vs Hitman Vs Ass. Creed by joseph1832(m): 11:09pm On Apr 27, 2015

Jeromejnr:
Sometimes the stealth in MGS is not really realistic. Splinter cell is much more realistic. But MGS is much more interesting to play.

Its not about the stealth to me, its bout the mental challenge. MGS is the game.

Gaming › Re: Do You Still Remember This (picture)? Indomie Generation Make Una No Think Am by joseph1832(m): 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2015

bastien:
my oga u no just old u don aged Lol, sub zero my man

I remember when I get note dey write everybody finishing (down down X X Y)

GBAM!!!. But you no finish am. After that one you go come do Forward down forward punch, that is X. N this move him go freeze you, then him go come give you upper cut to shatter you head if I remember correctly.

But n Street Fighter I play pass. I still remember every move!!!.

Gaming › Re: Which Is The Best Stealth Game? MGS Vs Splinter Cell Vs Hitman Vs Ass. Creed by joseph1832(m): 10:21pm On Apr 27, 2015

Any day, anytime, its Metal Gear Solid!. Assassins Creed comes next!.

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