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Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by joseph1832(m): 6:38pm On May 07, 2015

barcanista:

Dude! Why are you still frowning your face? Abi u still dey shiiiit for shalanga?!. Lol!.

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Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by joseph1832(m): 6:37pm On May 07, 2015

SeverusSnape:
I ain't gat much to say

Then Silencio!.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 6:18pm On May 07, 2015

marieolae:

Just a wink and you have 44 shares. I wonder just how sweet your a$s is that guys are so ever willing to kiss it?. grin

Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by joseph1832(m): 6:08pm On May 07, 2015

Truth be told, most guys who get girls pregnant and do the above are either, cowards or pigheaded!.

A real man accepts his responsibility without shying away. Even if he's broke and unemployed.

Cheers to all the real men out there.

Except for barcanista, temitemi1, SeverusSnape and the likes.... This guys are wussies. Lmao. grin

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Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by joseph1832(m): 12:25pm On May 07, 2015*

timpaker:
Thanks bro.
Okay, a quick guess.....who is the 'Pot' and who is the 'Kettle'?

Nigeria the pot South Africa the kettle. Why? Tribalism and ethnic sentiment has been going on since the time we were amalgamated, even after then, the events of the civil war and post civil war speaks volumes about how we will murder our fellow Nigerians here in cold blood and feel good about it, only for us to cry wolf when we see them being beaten and murdered abroad!.

My opinion though!.

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Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns 19-year-old Suspected Internet Scammer by joseph1832(m): 7:58am On May 07, 2015

Yomieluv:
a product of a failed system.

A system that celebrate thieves over honest people. A system highly centred on money and the actualiZation of it at all cost to the point that human sacrifice is no longer a taboo.

Such a system is the Federal Republic of Nigeria. A money centred system.

Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Habits Ladies Exhibit Immediately You Toast Them by joseph1832(m): 5:17pm On May 06, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
lols
Emmm, there was a time I exhibited such trait

Nice to know maturity has visited you and made residence in your abode.

Literature › Re: My Take: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way? by joseph1832(m): 1:47pm On May 06, 2015

JigsawKillah:
Funny peeps

You're right Royver. Babies and pregnant women are to be respected

You should tell that to other writers as well who writes in hard cover!.

Royver, you sound like. Child complaining bout too much violence and gore!. Every writer has his particular way of writing and means of telling his or her own story!.

I'll soon drop my stories here, and it has to do with occult practices, crime, murder, sacrifice, sex etc. If Seun or the mods feel its too intense to grace Nairaland, I'll take my stories else where.

You shouldn't make your opinions a standard fact for all to accept! Bro. If you see a story you don't like because there is child abuse/violence, by all means, ignore it!. Life no be by force!!!.

After all, we watch many Nollywood/Hollywood movies where much much worse is done!.

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Fashion › Re: US Survey Declares Nigerian Men 8th Sexiest In The World by joseph1832(m): 7:16am On May 06, 2015

barcanista:
Ishi.love should be proud of us

Barcanista should be highly proud of this! Oh sorry I thought you were gay! LMAO!. grin

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Expecting Too Much From Me. Im Nervous - Buhari by joseph1832(m): 7:11am On May 06, 2015

midolian:
No mind them..Allow dem dey deceive demselves.

This is because of the gargantuan failure of the GEJ led administration.

GEJ messed up so bad that Nigerians are now placing to much hope in Buhari. Even I too fall under the category of people who place hope on him. Although my hope isn't that of wanting him to perform miracles.

I just want him to fix this issue of power!. Haba bro. It is long overdue. A nation like Nigeria should be enjoying steady power supply, but with the mess GEJ did in that sector, I'm even starting to wonder if GMB can fix it!.

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Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Habits Ladies Exhibit Immediately You Toast Them by joseph1832(m): 7:55pm On May 05, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
lols
Saying ladies tag you a female hater (misogynist) is a bit overboard. Just focus on creating your threads, if we wanna see the main machos/alpa males and misogynists, we would take a bus to FAMILY-SECTION , that's where they are concentrated.

One major character they portray is, they start acting weird...like they are not the same person that accepted your proposal few days ago.

I take it you don't fall under the category you just added? Lol. grin

tosyne2much:
Sister Kachisbarbie, I just hope am safe sha

Tosyne why fear dey catch you na? Shey you forget say I get your back for Nairaland? Lol.

Literature › Re: A Hint Of Darkness. by joseph1832(m): 10:29am On May 05, 2015

LarrySun:
It's such a pity. Read these:

Verb 1. reread - read anew; read again; "He re-read her letters to him"
↔ read - interpret something that is
written or printed; "read the
advertisement"; "Have you read
Salman Rushdie?"

Source:

www.thefreedictionary.com/reread

Question: Which is correct? 'reread' or 're-read'?

Answer [by Robert Charles Lee]: Either is fine. Reread (solid) and re-read (hyphenated) are used in equal measure in all sorts of writing. Once you use one version, stick to it throughout the copy.

Source: www.quora.com/Which-is-correct-reread-or-re-read

Besides, IDFWU, if you aim to correct someone else's English expression, at least write in correct grammar yourself. There is a difference between Its and It's. Perhaps, that dictionary that has been confusing you can still rescue you from your ignorance.

Awesome. Nicely put bro!. Besides, who cares if its reread or re-read, as long as the message is understood, then its fine with me. After all, we are not writing WAEC here are we huh

IDFWU:
Easy man don't talk crap @ me. Its "reread" with no hyphen. Visit ya dictionary, difficult people everywhere...SMH next thing u be like re-cap, re-post over recap, repost. It may look wrong without the hypen but that's the right way don't spice it up, its no dish!.

The problem with these kind of people is that they too much believe they know everything!.

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 7:08am On May 05, 2015

internetpirate:
You're very childish! Grow up, cry baby!

Phones › Re: Is (excessive/frequent) Changing Of Display Picture A Sign Of Immaturity? by joseph1832(m): 11:22pm On May 04, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
I have a friend that uses such on his dp.
Sometimes I am tempted to ask why, then I realise it's not my business and I let it slide.

I wouldn't mind seeing your face though.

Okay. One face coming up!. You gat mail!.

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Phones › Re: Is (excessive/frequent) Changing Of Display Picture A Sign Of Immaturity? by joseph1832(m): 7:53pm On May 04, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
This topic alongside some memes has been trending on my bbm/whatsapp. It's fast becoming a trite cliche, people tag changing of display pictures with immaturity. It's common here on NL too.

Isn't one's display picture supposed to be his/her personal business or a means of self-expression/admiration?

What's your say?

Whatever anyone decides to do or not do with their display picture is entirely their business and nobody's!.

For me, my display picture usually arouse religious connotations and I really love it that it gives this religious narrow minded individuals sleepless nights.

Imagine you seeing the picture below as one of your contacts dp, I wonder what you'll say or think!.

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Politics › Re: [video]: Duped SURE-P Employees Protest In Lagos by joseph1832(m): 5:59pm On May 04, 2015

tomakint:
So the myriads who benefitted from the Sure-P and YouWin programmes and initiatives respectively should be overlooked for a few that were scammed by their State coordinators so in your logic now Sure-P was a scam? You need to start being real.

No mr man! Being real is what happened to those who scammed the people? That is the question bro!.

Will they go scud free? Of course they will!. And you mentioned millions benefited, kindly give viable statistics for the millions who benefited from the program.

I will appreciate it a lot!.

Politics › Re: [video]: Duped SURE-P Employees Protest In Lagos by joseph1832(m): 4:56pm On May 04, 2015

Tomakint, are you still a doubting thomas about what I said earlier?.

Next time, let reason rather than sentiment be your guide when you speak.

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Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 4:46pm On May 04, 2015

barcanista:
All these 4 me?

Shey u surprise?.

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 2:09pm On May 04, 2015

barcanista:
Me and you know ourselves na

Em for where you know me? Hope say no be inside your shalanga toilet where you dey squeeze face dey shiit oh!. grin

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Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 2:06pm On May 04, 2015

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Noted!
I love transformation
I hate "change"

I see temitemi1 has infected you with the clueless virus! Thank goodness, the antidote will be available come May 29!.

I've book a seat for you and your friends. Barcanista will be sittting close to you!. As you guys happened to have gotten more infected than anybody else!. grin

Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 2:03pm On May 04, 2015

midolian:
you dey mind them? All these things they call achievements are means by which these women scammed Nigerians..

What annoys me most is the fact that they're women, because a woman builds a home and trains the child!.

With the record of thievery madam Daizy and Aunty Okon did, I wonder what manner of up bringing and training they will give their children and grandchildren!.

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Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 2:00pm On May 04, 2015

tomakint:
Oh sorry ooo, I never knew dem use Sure-P and YouWin yansh your wife abi na your girlfriend?

Oh for your info, I'm not married and given GEJ record of abysmal and recalcitrant performance, I will be very stewpid to have applied!.

In the words of Fela "Clear road for Jagajaga".

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Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 1:53pm On May 04, 2015

Ashleyma77:
Senator-elect and Chairman of Silverbird
Group, Ben Murray-Bruce, at the Silverbird
Man of the Year Awards at Eko Hotel last
night showed off his latest automobile
acquisition, an electric Kia car. He said to
drive the car, you don't need fuel, just
sunlight. The car can also travel for 8 hours
once fully charged and can be charged with
solar power. See more exclusive photos after
the cut...

On your way to work if truly one acquire this car, the car will get stuck in Lagos traffic, especially in 3 mainland bridge. Oworonshoki is the exact place!.

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Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 1:50pm On May 04, 2015

barcanista:

Am I lying?. Why are you now frowning your face as if you dey shit?. Lol.

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Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 1:47pm On May 04, 2015

tomakint:
What is wrong with you clowns? Does this place look like a playing ground to you? I hope the beneficiaries of the Sure-P, YouWin initiatives will not call on that thunder to strike you down......now scram boy!

SURE-P and YOUWIN? Wey dem come use take yash people wife and girlfriend taya!.

No wonder Fashola called SURE-P, SURE-POCKET!. Because those at the helm of affairs have very sure pockets with the way their pockets and their dicks benefited!.

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Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 1:44pm On May 04, 2015

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Noted!
I love transformation
I hate "change"

That's why your level of mumuness is still very intact!!!.

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Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 1:41pm On May 04, 2015

Tolexander:
dem don start again o with solar this time. before we know, sunlight go dey scarce.

I'm not surprise. If Nigerians can hold rain and make petrol scarce, wetin come be Sun! Even sef moon no dey shine for some villages for this Naija!.

I'm sure for barcanista and temitemi village na perpetual darkness dem dey!. grin

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Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 1:35pm On May 04, 2015

OREMUSSANCTUS:
And dey kip shouting change Hope we don't regret voting transformation out of power I hate "change"

Oremi Mumu!. I see say your mumu stilll dey intact! grin

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Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 1:30pm On May 04, 2015

SirChelseaAmb:
7. Nigeria Produced the First-ever female OPEC President
Nigeria's first female petroleum minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke, made history when she was elected to serve as the first female president of the 12-member Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) in 2014. Unfortunately, she (and consequently, Nigeria) will likely lose this position on May 20 when the present cabinet will be dissolved and she's not likely to be recalled by the incoming Muhammadu Buhari administration.

Email: ChineduNnarh@gmail.com

Twitter: @ChineduNnarh

So does this affect the price of Yam, Rice, Pepper and Maggi?.

Or does it create jobs and provide good roads and stable power supply for Nigerians?

If not, Amadioha faya all of them!!!.

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Politics › Re: 7 Notable Achievements Of Okonjo-iweala And Alison-madueke In The Ministries by joseph1832(m): 1:29pm On May 04, 2015

midolian:
The thunder wey go strike person wey write ds article stil dey gym..the only notable achievement as far as I am concerned is "Enriching themselves".

And according to Nigerian terms, enriching yourself is a very great achievement!.

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Politics › Re: Igbinedion Donates 8M To Chief Judge's Book Launch After Son's Sentencing by joseph1832(m): 9:35am On May 04, 2015

midolian:
Unrepentant thieves.

Do you blame them? Its the system that allows them to thrive that is to blame. The system that celebrate thieves and make mockery of honest/hard working people!.

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