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Poems For Review › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by joseph1832(m): 9:32am On May 09, 2015

laykorn:
Joseph, you're derailing her collection. You could use the chatroom.

Piss Off!!!.

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by joseph1832(m): 9:24am On May 09, 2015*

timpaker:
THE POT AND THE KETTLE (rhyme)

[b]As water and stew fumble through the chef's nose

A flummoxed chef writhe in acerbic cries

Mirroring the xenophobic activity in S.A.

timpaker:

Wow!!! You just brought out the ambiguity of the poem.
You did great though as I would rate 6/10
Bravo!

Last one.... Who is the 'chef'?
Get this right and you'll chance yourself a recharge card (highest denomination) of your choice.

Well since you asked I see the chef as two entities.

The First is the U.N/U.S. They guide every doings in this very world and still fail to do what they're meant to do. They sit and fold their hands when things such as race and tribe rear their ugly head, and most times when it leads to slaughtering of human beings.

The U.N/U.S are suppose to be the watchdog of the world yet they're in itself, weak and inadequate when it comes to securing lives and property because they sit idle and watch people get killed.

The recent event of the Israeli and Palestian war comes to mind, where thousands of women and children lost their lives as a result of Israeli rocket fire and complete bombardment of Gaza strip.

The second is Mother Nature/Humanity. Nature weeps each time a live is lost and weeps even more when its in hundreds, thousands and millions. Humanity has seen its own fair share of blood from time in memorial, where man sometimes return to the State of Nature as propounded by Thomas Hobbes where he describe it as "Homo Homini Lupus Est" simply put, "man is wolf to man" that is man eats man.

We are no longer contented with killing and raping the Earth, but killing ourselves has become of a hobby than anything else. We kill just to foster and bolster our superiority as long as its not us who gets killed or anybody related to us. We're okay with it and we don't even blink an eyelid.

Just my thoughts once again. That is from what I can decipher from the poem.

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 8:42am On May 09, 2015

Darkrebel666:
@Bold. . The answer is yes. that's the Basis and essence of Rap itself .
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Well I know of some Rap music that doesn't rhyme. In fact I know many Rap song that doesn't rhyme at all.

Poems For Review › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by joseph1832(m): 8:37am On May 09, 2015

firestar:
Yes.

Awesome! Have you ever attended?. And are you cool with Bodunrin and co?. Lol.

Poems For Review › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by joseph1832(m): 9:30pm On May 08, 2015

firestar:
It's a cosplay(costume of a character you'd admire) as well as graphic artists, illustrators, writers event.

It's in September. You game?

Obviously Standd is not a comic book fan. Lol.

Tell me, do you know of the anime exchange?.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 8:53pm On May 08, 2015

kr0ne:
Bros, I still maintain that modern poetry must carry a pattern of rhymes and rhythm. If Shakespeare, the father of English Literature, could write all his books in the 1800s, using perfect end rhymes, why can't a poet do the same, or even better, today?
You must know this simple nursery poem
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream

The Laykorn arguing now was specially guided by Darkrebel666 and I to improve his writing skill through rhyming

So you're saying all Shakespeare's poem rhyme?.

Well for me, I believe the type of poetry you compose determines whether it rhyme or not. I can write a Haiku poem and make it rhyme and I can do same and not make it rhyme. It all falls under poetic license.

So please bro, do all Rap/Hip-Hop music end with rhyme?.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 6:43pm On May 08, 2015

laykorn:
Lol. Master, I think we should be more concerned abut a girl - a city girl composing a poem than whether or not she composed for a contest. Even the Poet Laureates of Great Britain composed poems for contests.

Twaci all the way!

Imagine this coming from you! Why are you not concerned about an Alimsosho boy who compose poems?. Or are you not a city boy yourself?. grin

Twaci:
https://www.nairaland.com/2205468/poem-dedicated-e-lover

https://www.nairaland.com/2235976/leaving

Just this two? I hope hoping to see more?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 5:42pm On May 08, 2015

laykorn:
Twaci or no one else.

Have you heard that she writes poetry too? That was enough for me to be on her side. Poets aren't ordinary people.

Twaci, can I get a link to your poem? I need to roll words over my tongue.

Perhaps you should be more concerned that she wrote that piece just to garner votes!.

Let's see more of her poems because if truly that is the only poem she composed, then, I stand justified.

So Twaci, I stand corrected, let us see more of your poems. The ones you compose before the advent of this contest.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 5:33pm On May 08, 2015

laykorn:
What!

Where did you hear that?

The haiku is a poetry style that doesn't rhyme.

The blank verse style is another style that doesn't rhyme.

The free verse can rhyme or not.

It is not neccesary for the acrostic to rhyme.

Nicely put!.

kr0ne:
If it doesn't rhyme then it's not poetry

Hmm this coming from a lyricist doesn't sound nice at all....

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 1:36pm On May 08, 2015

Tashaamania:
Am I typing with my mouth?
I have told you my old moniker. Go do your research come back

Done, sealed and stamped already!. Findings show that you're not telling the truth.

Anyway, what do you expect from someone who looks like a Lion and works for Lion FM huh

.

Give my best regards to Samuel Okonkwo.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 1:27pm On May 08, 2015

Tashaamania:

Tashamania

Hey gurl why you frown? Hope there aint a bone stuck in your throat?. Lol.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo And Aregbesola At The EP Summit In Abuja [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 1:25pm On May 08, 2015

Tolexander:
that one even better, if na Sambo pull that swag wey Osinbajo pull, e sure mi sey na the guy dicck he go grab.

LMAO!!!. We for even wonder why him start to dey get gay attribute sef. Lol.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 1:22pm On May 08, 2015

Tashaamania:
Lol, I'm quite an old user here.. I deactivated my old moniker

Yea right! And why did you deactivate your old moniker only to activate a new one? Surely you weren't caught with your pants down were you?. Lol.

So for evidence sake, what's your old moniker? lemme indulge in some Shelock Homles activities. grin

Sports › Re: Friendly: England Reject Eagles by joseph1832(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2015

Tolexander:
nothing to show as a major trophy after the controversial hosted and won World cup in 1966.

LMFAO!!!

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 1:16pm On May 08, 2015

Tashaamania:
Lol, Thanks girl. I contested 2012..

Oui! When you registered in 2015 huh

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See that face below, its the face I put on when I know someone was caught lying!.

grin

Politics › Re: Osinbajo And Aregbesola At The EP Summit In Abuja [Photos] by joseph1832(m): 1:10pm On May 08, 2015

Tolexander:
they may probably have got the greetings when they were in Tinubu's cabinet.

That Aregbesola can lie for African.

Abeg dem get swag jare! Imagine Sambo doing this kind of stuff? He fit by mistake slap the person wey him one greet.
lmao.

All hail Dumbo Sambo!!!.

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Sports › Re: Friendly: England Reject Eagles by joseph1832(m): 1:06pm On May 08, 2015

Tolexander:
Playing England is like playing an overhyped bunch of mediocres.

We've gat nothing to lose.

I mean with them having the best league in the world, you would think they will be tops.... But hell no!. Tell me, when was the last time England actually qualified for the world cup quarter finals?.

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Nairaland General › Re: Must Read by joseph1832(m): 11:37am On May 08, 2015

Wow!. I didn't know the muslims have commercialize Islamd just the way the christians did with christianity!.

This is overwhelming. AlfaMusedeeq kindly tell me what laykorn and I have I stock then I'll take for seriously!.

Politics › Re: Isreali Defence Ministers Vows To Kill More Palestinians, Kids. by joseph1832(m): 10:30am On May 08, 2015

Its unfortunate. Imagine the deranged path a man is prepared to walk just to bolster his ego!.

And a message to the Palestanians, put your shiit together, there's no need provoking an angry Lion. I believe you guys must have learnt from the last attack the extent Israel is willing to go.

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Romance › Re: HIV TATOO: If You Can't Read Btw The Lines: You'll Read Btw The Legs-jacob Zuma by joseph1832(m): 9:18am On May 08, 2015

Aside killing Africans I must say South Africa really got me with this one. Its a welcome move. At least those with the disease will know and have a rethink whenever they want to lie about their status.

Funny thing is some NGO will come ranting and say its stereotyping and branding bla bla bla!. Thing is, they wouldn't call it such names when an HIV positive individual have unprotected sex with an individual who is negative.

So my take, whoever is HiV positive, and goes ahead and have unprotected sex with someone who is negative, should face the death penalty!. grin

. Lol.

Crime › Re: 70 Year-old-man Dies Having Sex With 2 Secondary School Girls (PICS) by joseph1832(m): 8:48am On May 08, 2015

midolian:
you r ryt..they really can't be..the story reads junior secondary school sef.

See what I mean. No disrespect to his memory but the old man in the picture kinda look like Fatai Rolling Dollar.

Crime › Re: 70 Year-old-man Dies Having Sex With 2 Secondary School Girls (PICS) by joseph1832(m): 8:29am On May 08, 2015

Sex is a thing everybody enjoys, even the old, senile and retarded!!!. Its a good thing nobody has monopoly over it!.

Anyway, those girls really don't look like secondary school girls, rather, they look like girls you see around Allen Avenue around 12 am in the night hustling their way to money and ecstasy.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 10:33pm On May 07, 2015

laykorn:

This is wicked, Master. This is sheer crudeness!

Yes the situation calls for crudeness because that's the language dumb chicks understand. And this Romance section is crawling with them!. Its even choking and nauseating sometimes.

Many of them even think they're smart because of the way many dumb ass niggers here kiss their a$s!. My job here to make sure the dumb ones know they're dumb. And who knows, the smart ones might actually get a gift from me!. grin

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 10:29pm On May 07, 2015

agarawu23:
just leave that one, na where naijaboiy put head she go put head .

vote our candidate

tohpahz√√√√√

I care not where she put her head, she can put it in a Bee Hive for all I care.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 10:22pm On May 07, 2015

Now I want to say this, seeing how many monikers join the band wagon and support monikers here, let it be known that I for one won't spare any moniker (that is the contestants) who reveal that she is DUMB!!!.

I had more than enough of that during the last one. So please let's make this a DUMB CHICK free contest!.

#SAYNOTODUMBCHICKS.

grin

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 10:09pm On May 07, 2015

marieolae:
vote for twaci.

I would rather vote your cute behind! grin

LMFAO!.

Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by joseph1832(m): 10:04pm On May 07, 2015

barcanista:
If I blow you ehn

After you go dey deny say you no be gay. grin

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In Riley's voice: "No Homo men". Lmao!.

Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by joseph1832(m): 6:41pm On May 07, 2015

SeverusSnape:
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LMAO!. Funny you didn't say that to Nagini when she bit your half blood a$s to death! Lol.

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