₦airaland Forum

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Can any apc fan list at least 5 core developmental project tinubu de asiwaju of corruption in africa cum jagaban of weeds did wen he was d state governor of lagos?
Pls don't mention fashola, or tell me he did d blueprint for fashola to carry out, abi na four years dem deh take draft blueprint? Becos for wad I know d plan was initiated and drafted by lateef jakande. Just 5 projects its not too much.

Bola Tinubu was the one who initiated the following:
1. BRT Scheme
2. Started the tarring of roads in Lagos State
3. Started the KAI programme in Lagos State.

With this few points of mine, I hope I've been able to convince you that Bola Tinubu did a lot for Lagos State.

Thank you.

Now clap for me before I slap that your face

darksuit:
13] He oversaw the release of the kidnapped chibok girls.

The fact remains that if someone u knew had been part of those girls, u would have been dancing to a different tune.

Don't mind Bog12! Indeed if his sister had been among the kidnapped girls who won't be saying this. I also believe if his cousin or one of his family had been among those who lost their lives in the Immigration Job Scam he won't be saying all he said above. Even if he was among those scammed in the Immigration Job Scam he would really be singing a different tone.

I've noticed a common trend among we Nigerians: as long as something doesn't affect us or our relative we don't seen to care. We sit back and believe everything is okay.

The same can be said with the moslems in the north, when Boko Haram started their killing of just christians and bombing our churches, they all kept mute, as soon as Boko Haram can't distinguish between christian or moslem, the moslems started shouting "Na moslem Boko Haram kill pass christians oh".

I will say it and continue to say it, evil must never be left unchecked, neither should it be condone or ignored, for evil left alone blossoms like a flower. It must be fought constantly so it will not metamorphose. The first stage is to identify the evil. The second stage is to constantly fight against that evil. The last stage is to protect yourself and make damn sure that you don't become the very evil you fight!.

lalasticlala:
okay.... im cuming

I didn't know you masturbate?. Wow! What a revelation.

lalasticlala:
Lol .

Lol? I didn't think what I said was funny?.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=30684382][/quote]Kindly tell how many girls you know who vehemently told you that they lost their virginity of Valentine's Day!?.

texanomaly:
Is the chick with her boobs hanging out the sister?

Lol! Hi Tex, Its been a while, hope you're good?.

MzNelly:
This is disgusting and really repulsive. Nobody should be made to read this.
Take this sick sh1t down.

Em I want to believe you don't speak for all Nairalanders!. If you want to vent your opinions please do but don't vent it by castigating this story!.

taiwolusol:
I have seen countless people get it wrong. I will explain to you guys.

Most of us believe our sole reason for going to school was to get a "Good" Job. Hell no. Believe me, it is a lie from the pit of hell.
We go to school to become proficient in a Trade.

Medicine
Civil Engineering
Food Science
Botany
Accounting
Sport Science
Zoology and the likes. It's about becoming proficient in a trade.

People refuse to accept that one of the major decisions we make in Life is defining our career path. And career decisions are made right when we accept that awesome or (in most cases) miserable course the UI, UNILAG, CU, BELLS, OAU, ILORIN of this world offered us.

To get the best out of life, you have to enjoy it. It is the simple truth.

An average person think a bank Job is shitty, I do too. You work absolutely impossible hours. But then when you ask a True Bankers, they will tell you they LOVE their Job.

That's life as it should be.

When you enjoy living life, depression becomes a mood. You get over it in record time.

This article is directed to every frustrated Jobless youth out there.

For the love of God, determine your true calling. It is what you need.

Don't be quick to call God when you don't know what you want. Even God will ask you what you want.

You can't be applying for every John, Dick and Harry Job ad you see out there. Are you James Bond? Even Bond can't act all movie roles

You may have heard of Nairaland. Seun Didn't start NL because he needed money. He started because....I wish I knew . The fact still stands anyway, he didn't start NL because he needed money. But look at him now. He is a million dollar baby

You may have heard of HumanOfLagos. The owner of the initiative is a Nairalander. He started just about a month ago. Today...he can write a textbook about how good he is having it. All he needed was a Camera
Tochi love his camera. Today, he is living off it.

You may have heard of Linda Ikeji. She never started blogging out of the intent of getting rich quick like most of our bloggers now think.

One of my Friends(Also a Nairalander) at school have a really sweet mouth. He can talk any girl into sleeping with him, he proved that on countless occasions. Today he is making a living off his mouth. He talks people into buying really expensive clothings. He bought his first car from his own pocket at 22!
He sells at a profit of #1,000 per item. He sold over 2,000 item in January alone!

My 22Year old Programmer friend was being literally begged at a V.I Firm earlier today to take a 200K Job. Guess what? He turned them down!
He is that good and Money isn't a motivation.

It's only a pity that the counseling profession is dead in Nigerian.
What most of us need are counsellors and maybe bank loans and Not necessarily fasting or prayer.

Let's live life. It's the way to go

Hmm I hear you but I refuse to hear you! Tell me OP, what if you find yourself doing a job you love but the job can't pay all your bills?.

sixtuschimere:
Bombing after bombing.What a sad story in Biu,Borno state,after a suicide bomber blew herself up today.

Checkout the photo of Biu after today's bombing

Source:  http:///KZ6p

Six weeks and counting!.

yeyenati:
buhahahahahahahaha
These rhymes na die/ Joseph is reigning from d grave...chai!!!



Yyn

*Yeynati, the haughty shorty
!. The grave is where we all will be someday*.

yeyenati:
hehehe...

This lame dame is a domme to you, my niqqa/ my scent is made for fools/...since you smelt it, then we cool/ now skidaddle like d gurl in thriller/ before d deadly goons will erase ur history from this villa


Yyn

This lame dame raps like a tramp/she stamps her juice on the loose/calls for truce but a nigga aint a ruse so he backs and shakes her puss with his muse.

Lagunna:
Stop it, nigga/ coz ur nothing realer/ see, I'm touching milla/ plus I got a big car/
"Joseph" will never have these coz he's just a "dreamer"!

This is lagunna/who is a gunner
He's a mudafuker on the runner
He dates a stunner
He's a goon with a header
Misses whenever he heads his stunner!

yeyenati:

And the lame dame yeyenati makes face
We all she's as naughty as Nicki Minaj's butty
Thus she stints like a skunk/and possess the qualities of the Idi.ot!

Lagunna:
Who's this online bastard?/ ain't it better I like wrapper?/ instead of being like u, a vile wánker/
Cuzz in the bible, Joseph ran away from Portiphar's wife's wrapper..

Nigger choke on your girlfriend's pus.sy
Cos when you look around you/you really a wussy!
And when your girlfriend's shagging you/you do scream like a wussy
Cos a pus.sy with a mic is still a pus.sy!

kennygee:
Na Baba give GMB masters?

We are still asking for his primary school certificate baba is talking masters.

Na Baba go still ruin that party called APC.

And we are asking GEJ to #BringBackOurGirls and to tell the appropriate authorities to refund the N1000 collected from unemployed youth in the Immigration Job Scam!.

justmi1:
They said "security operatives armed to the teeth" some people they find pictures, go snap them nau...

No mind them! Na word wey dey person mouth dem dey find.

SeverusSnape:
we need videos and pictures.

You can provide them!. Since you're so adamant about seeing pictures taken around 5:30am.

Lagunna:
Nigger you better watch your tone...before i blast the chrome/
And send your body to the funeral home/

B!tch nigger be thinking he a rapper
Little did he know he only a woman wrapper!.

This occurrence is becoming worrisome.

Art!

PEREP:
The actors of the military administration of 1984 and 1985 is GMB and it is totally incorrect to say that 'he is being judged too harshly'.

For me, he was tested with ABSOLUTE power and we all know what he did with it. I do not believe he acted in those manners because it was military regime but because of his views about the issues and circumstances.

In 2004, he told BBC journalist during the Hardtalk interview that information peddled by journalists were distractions. If at 1984, information thrown out by journalists are distractions, what happens with the Jet age of Twitter, Facebook and loads of other social media platforms?

Nigeria of today is liberalized and with that power we have been able to mount required pressure due to freedom of expression guaranteed than ever.

What we have in a President is not perfect but he is a departure from the old order.
For me, let's march forward and keep putting required pressure on govt to do the needful.

Don't get it twisted bro, "matching on government to do the needful?". Like we've been matching on government to do the needful since 1999 right?.

I still can't understand why many fail to see that in times like this, Nigeria doesn't need a gentleman as President! The way and manner Jonathan has reacted to issues shows he know nothing about leadership!.

The current situation in the country calls for big concern, the impunity going on is choking.

The embolden goes says a lot about the way you think bro. So if information peddled by journalist are lies it should be left unchecked? Today everybody knows that journalists have ways of 'twisting peoples' words, if you ask me, I'll say the rise of social media has made way for un informed news to spread like wildfire!. Remember, freedom of expression doesn't mean one should engage in spreading false information everywhere.

hunter21:
stealing, embezzlement of puplic funds though a crime is not corruption it is a symptom that manifests in a corrupt system.
Corruption is a state of mind, it is the bankrupcy of moral uprightness, deligence, and dignity, that manifests on the Individual level in things such as two men sleeping together.
If you put a goat where yam is, it will
eat it. If you put people where money
is, they'll steal it, the task now is to stop putting people were they can easily steal money e.g by privatisation and using technology to monitor the system.

Honestly, you need brain surgery!.

Ekywisez:
Please tell him to
Please tell him to try n stop it...its a very bad habit and its not right in the sight of God...tell him to confess it to his pastor who will tell him the steps to breaking the habit.I hope it helps....

Yet another one!!!.

BrightEye:
Each individuals, regardless of their system of beliefs or religions, have a certain kind of instinct that defines the attitudes they display in there given societies.

Religion or system of belief doesn't control man, man controls himself!

If religion or system of beliefs doesn't control man, am curious to know what does?.

OP if you want my candid advise you should tell that pastor to shove his question and opinion up his a$s.

You should also let him know that without members like you, he wouldn't be in business so he should place nice. Remember, "He who plays the pipe dictates the tune".

midolian:
sir Joseph, anyone that insults Jesus Christ is indeed a big fool..be it a muslim or a christian..reason bn that Jesus Christ is recognised in Islam too..he is known as prophat Issa..I as a person respects him sooo much..the only reason why muslims and christians disagree over him is that some christians regard him as their God and also believe he was crucified..and so muslims argue that, If God could be crucified jst as christians believe, what will happen to every1 of us?

I don't like to engage in religious arguments. This is because 99percent of us practice the religion our parents are practicing..Am sure if u were born in a muslim home, you ld be a muslim by now.

I was born into a christian home, today I can holistically tell you that I am not a christian.

In as much as there are different religion over the world, the lot of christian and moslem have so far committed more atrocity than any other.

Just like you said many moslems argue that "if God can be crucified, what will happen to the rest of us?" So many people also argue that if the prophet can have that many wives and marry under age girls, why won't his followers do as he did?.

midolian:
Bleep intellect..don't u get it? No matter what evidence he z got, he has no right to curse the prophet (SAW)..why not imagine hw u ll feel if some1 curses Jesus(the one you emulate and respect soo much)..if he had created this topic in a manner that seeks opinions on this, I bet you he ld hav gotten the right answers..pls stop bn sentimental and advice him the way you ought to.

Jesus Christ has been more ridiculed and lampooned than Muhammed! I urge you to do your findings... Even when Dan Brown wrote his famous book "The Da Vinci Code" which coursed quite a steer then, it actually mocked Jesus, yet no christian behave in the manner many moslems will behave should their Muhammed be insulted. Even Salman Rushdie, when he wrote "Satanic Verses" a book many moslems believed to have mocked Muhammed. Faqwa was pronounce on the head of Rushdie for writing such a book!.

I must say the way and manner many of you moslem behave when your prophet is mocked in quite alarming! Infact very alarming. I ask, who is greater, Allah or Muhammed? Yet if anybody insults your God (Allah) you just ignore the person, but reverse is the case with the Prophet!.

I guess the saying is true then: "By their fruits, ye shall know them".

Well I guess that accounts for why the promise of 77 virgins awaits those who engage in suicide bombing.

midolian:
@Op..you and your generation will never succeed in all your doings..May you and your family experience woes all the dayz of your miserable life...Mark my words, your entire family will suffer for this

And just who are you to openly say the OP and his family will suffer for this post?.

firstEVA:
Well joseph1832 that thread has a lot of drama, and I love drama, hope this satisfies your curiosity? If it doesn't, i'm sorry, cheers.

Since you love drama why can't you go and watch a Telemundo drama series? Instead visiting the thread you have so lampooned seriously?.

And are you really sure its drama you go in search of in that thread?.