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Poems For ReviewRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Assignments Comments Thread by joseph1832(m): 2:30pm On Feb 16, 2015
timpaker:

Great title. Please tag me when you post it.

Nope. Please send me the link to the poem.
Can do, will do. This is the link. www.nairaland.com/2149190/romance-cold-touch-death
Poems For ReviewRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Assignments Comments Thread by joseph1832(m): 2:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
timpaker:
please drop a poem, boss. cool
I will, have many in my archive. Am working on one now. Its titled An Ode To Death. By the way, did you read missghost poem?.
Poems For ReviewRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Assignments Comments Thread by joseph1832(m): 2:05pm On Feb 16, 2015
timpaker:
The thread is back!
Oh yea?
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:37am On Feb 16, 2015
cherryice:
coming from a guy, theres hope! grin
My cherry pawpaw, grin as long as there's life, there's always hope. Remember, not all guys are pigheaded. cheesy
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:33am On Feb 16, 2015
laykorn:
Thanks for the advice. I'll surely keep to it Master. smiley

Goodnyyyyyty!
Ayamlaykorn
Good morning to you.
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:28am On Feb 16, 2015
laykorn:
How are you sure I'm not his mouthpiece?

Besides, I was talking for The tosyne2much team, and not him. I am the team P.R.O. smiley

It solves it sir, doesn't it?

And, Tosin is his team and his team is him.

Goodnyty! cheesy
Ayamlaykorn
This is the second time you're butting in my affairs lay.korn. The next time you'll not find me smiling. It will do you well to stay outta matters that doesn't concern you directly.
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:25am On Feb 16, 2015
tosyne2much:
i hereby tender my apology letter
An apology letter I've neither seen nor read!. Anyway this is good enough.

Shalom!.
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:22am On Feb 16, 2015
laykorn:
It is only when you speak this language that I don't understand you sir. grin

Ayamlaykorn
To comprehend me shouldn't be your forte. This doesn't concern you, last I checked you aint tosyne2much's mouth piece are you? (Rhetorical).
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:18am On Feb 16, 2015
laykorn:
He needs to apologise because se un agreed with you? grin

Okay.

The tosyne2much team deeply regrets all hater accusations Mr Joseph. Thank you for understanding us sir. smiley

#ThetosinTeam
Dude back the Bleep up!!!
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:17am On Feb 16, 2015
tosyne2much:
just as he said, i would create more threads but would avoid creating the ones that would hurt ladies' feelings wink
Is the above an apology?
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:12am On Feb 16, 2015
Seun:
Sorry. I just think we need to see more threads that don't make women look bad. grin
LMFAO!!!. Now Tosyne2much I believe you really owe me an apology!!!.
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 1:01am On Feb 16, 2015
tosyne2much:
[/i] You are an hater and i know that... when i saw this thread i just laughed it out without taking it personal and i have been having a nice time here.. I don't need a prophet to tell me when someone's comment reeks of hatred [[/i]
My good man. I have not the time to hate you. What on Earth would I gain by doing that? Absolutely nothing. I would not have even seen this thread if seun didn't share it. So if you feel I hate you, its your palaver, not mine.

Cheers...
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 12:59am On Feb 16, 2015
cherryice:
my only pity goes out to those boys who fall for their posts. They keep painting a bad picture of women in their hearts
My take, anybody who read tosyne.2much's post (whether they be men or boys) and swallow it, truly need brain surgery!!!.
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 12:56am On Feb 16, 2015
laykorn:
Lol. The miss actually has a history of trolling. But since the particular thread didn't break any rules, I'm not sure why it was closed. Maybe it's deeper than we can understand.

Ishilove? undecided

Ayamlaykorn
The miss has a history of trolling? When did she register, just a couple of hours and she's already labeled a troll?! Na wa oh!.

Lay.korn am surprise even you fall for this crap. My take Ishi has a personal vendetta with the said moniker.
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 12:50am On Feb 16, 2015
tosyne2much:
i know you will definitely be present in a thread dedicated to bash me... God pass you jhoooorrr

if you hate hate on me from now till Jesus comes, it doesnt stop me from dropping threads
And bless you too oh glorified virgin! grin

If truly you're sane, why must you see everything said against you as 'hating'.
RomanceRe: Tosyne2much Promtes Unhealthy Threads by joseph1832(m): 12:40am On Feb 16, 2015
Purity01:
In my few days on NL, av been able to glean dat dis dude does more harm dan good to d vast population of NLders who believe so much in tinx they read online. This thread is to call u to order Tosyne2much, repent for d end is nigh. Stop promoting 10tinx women do dat makes men hate them, 10tinx ladies do dat make men leave them after bleeping, 10tinx............bla bla.
Funny I thought I was the only one who feel this way. Alas whenever one makes attempt to correct the dude he hides under the guise that many have 'bad belle' for him.

He can go around here on Nairaland and open his 10 type of this and that thread, yet when one writes a poem about death, they term the person troll!!!.

People should know "what is good for the goose is good for the gander".

Cc:
Ishilove
Missghost
Jokes EtcRe: ****Pidgin Proverbs - London2lagos ONELOVE - With Oyinbo Princess**** by joseph1832(m): 11:47pm On Feb 15, 2015
OyinboPrincess:
@joseph1832 - Nice1 baba, u don try well well - schweet smiley wasere *Chop Knuckle*
Nothing does you. You yourself no say Khaki no be leather!!!. grin
Poems For ReviewRe: My Romance With The Cold Touch Of Death by joseph1832(m): 11:43pm On Feb 15, 2015
All this inept a$swipes giving their half baked opinions about things they don't understand, ask them to name five poetic device used in the poem and they'll flee they way mosquitoes flee when they smell insecticide.

OP you should know some people believe suicide is for cowards... I love the poem. Truth be told, whether we like it or not, whether we believe it or not, WE ALL HAVE A DATE WITH DEATH!.
Poems For ReviewRe: My Romance With The Cold Touch Of Death by joseph1832(m): 11:36pm On Feb 15, 2015
missghost:
I felt my world crumble in silence. The dark chained doors that led to my oblivion shattered by my loneliness and depression
I tried to keep my self from falling of the thread of hope hanging above the fires of desolation. But I fell off.

I thought I would spend the rest of my life in agony and frustration. I couldn't anymore bear the disgrace
Then I saw the solution. I basked in the delight of my new found freedom. I smiled once again as I gladly disconnected myself from natures gift.

That was when I found true love in death. I felt his cold touch and kissed his deceptive lips
Then It became clear to me that he was just like me. Alone and hated. Cursed to unending thirst for life.

I consummated my love with death and he gave me a choice. A choice to avenge my demise. To take joy in seeing those that helped in our union pay dearly for it.
Welcome to Nairaland miss.
Jokes EtcRe: ****Pidgin Proverbs - London2lagos ONELOVE - With Oyinbo Princess**** by joseph1832(m): 10:13pm On Feb 15, 2015
OP nice work. Lemme add mine

Trouble sleep yanga wake am.

Na overskill nahim kill Ajegunle monkey.

One day, one day, monkey go go market e no go come back.

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall.

Na water and garri nahim make eba.
PoliticsRe: This should pass a deep message to the TANists. (The Fall Of Laurent Gbagbo) by joseph1832(m): 10:06am On Feb 15, 2015
I wonder why African leaders have this unnatural craving for power!. A quick check on Africa's past and present leaders will reveal the most veal men who did and will do anything to hold on to power.

Its as if this continent is littered with power drunk leaders!. Even OBJ during his tenure did what he could to remain in office with his 'yeye' third term move.

Sometimes I can't help but believe that this continent is cussed!!!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Assignments Comments Thread by joseph1832(m): 1:41am On Feb 15, 2015
I miss this thread so much!!!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Murder Of Violencehood by joseph1832(m): 11:59pm On Feb 14, 2015
This is cool!. Speaks volume.... First Krystalxxx now you. You guys see blood.
Poems For ReviewRe: Inner Truth by joseph1832(m): 10:31pm On Feb 14, 2015
Krystalxxx:
MY SWEET BLOODY PROMISE.

I tear at you with my fingers
I claw at you like an eagle does to it's prey
My rage is unending
My hell will burn your path

Run towards the river
Run to the end of the earth
Nothing will save you
When my fiery dragons awake

The hands of the clock have
Played around their axis long enough
The hourglass is filling up
What I promise to give is what you can never bear

I promise to be the most entertaining
The most bitter
The most horrifying show on stage
My sweet bloody vendetta.
I love it when people go dark!. Truly inspires me... Keep it up kris!
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PoliticsRe: Electoral Violence: Jonathan, Buhari To Hold Press Conference by joseph1832(m): 5:58pm On Feb 14, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehehehehe... Funny you, yeah... I was mainly on Dumbledore's side, but I still worked for voldermort. It's not just because lily was killed, but because it was for the greater good.
I was and still is the bravest wizard to walk the face of the earth.
In your dreams! Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was and still is the bravest and greatest wizard to walk the face of this Earth! Merlin was in a class of his own.

Like GEJ like his supporters.... All words, no action!!!.
PoliticsRe: Electoral Violence: Jonathan, Buhari To Hold Press Conference by joseph1832(m): 5:35pm On Feb 14, 2015
SeverusSnape:
No, I'm not one sided. Have you forgotten?
I was on Dumbledore's side, and also voldermort.
That's why I'm the half blood prince.
Dude just how deluded can you be? You were never on Voldemort's side! You were on Dumbledore's side! You agreed to join when the dark lord murdered Lily Evans, the love of your life and you felt betrayed, that's why your patronus charm changed!.

Kai! See half blood prince wey don turn to half blood half wit oh! Lol! grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Electoral Violence: Jonathan, Buhari To Hold Press Conference by joseph1832(m): 5:32pm On Feb 14, 2015
SmartChoices:
Not for GEJ no not at all
LMAO!
Christianity EtcRe: The Pedophilialism In Islam Is Sickening (an Atheist View) by joseph1832(m): 5:30pm On Feb 14, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
Bro, the thing is just too pitiful. I dont know why some people want to be so dishonest to themselves
Its the era of fakism! People live fake lives everywhere, even in real life and in social media.
PoliticsRe: Electoral Violence: Jonathan, Buhari To Hold Press Conference by joseph1832(m): 5:28pm On Feb 14, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Yes Joseph, the truth. And it's bitter.
Yes like a one sided wizard that you are you forget that the truth can also be sweet!.
PoliticsRe: Electoral Violence: Jonathan, Buhari To Hold Press Conference by joseph1832(m): 5:27pm On Feb 14, 2015
Seun:
I am firmly on the fence because I cannot say which of the two candidates will serve Nigeria better. It's a very depressing election year.
Let me help you decide my good man. Let precedence and antecedent be your guide!

When GEJ was deputy governor and governor, he was as useless as Lucky Igbinedion!. As Vice president, acting president and president, I leave the rest for you to decide.

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