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 Romance › MOST Nigerian Girls Deserve The Kind Of Nigerian Guys They Get PART 1 by JosephCudjoe(op): 11:25pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
Is so funny nd common to hear our lovely Nigerian Ladies 2 say our Nigerian guys aint romantic.Worst of all is when they compare us wit the western(I mean yankee nd jand) guys.I sit nd begin 2 wonder y dz ladies say so,but I always end up wit d conclusion they deserve what they get.studying western movies ova d years I av find out d following things 1) It is common 2 see a western guy walk down(while dey gist nd make jokes) or do public transport wit his GF to cinemas nd restaurant.if a 9ja guy try dz it is a red card or prob he must av his own ride or she aint going.yet they see d western guys do dz nd dey consider dem romantic 2)Most 9gerian(except 4 a few) gehs aint ready to follow you to watch a football match in a viewing center only if its a "very tushed placed" ..they begin 2 4m,yet they don't know such quality time spent wit d guy makes hm 2 appreciate u d more 3)Most Nigerian gehs live wit inferiority complex..THEY LIVE FAKE LIFE..compare a so called Behind 9ja geh nd her brother standard of living.Her brother standard of living will reflect the true nature of tinz,nd den u begin 2 wonder y d fake lifestyle adopted by d sister.d boy buys goodmorning cornflakes,d sister buys kellogs cornflakes 4min she was raised lyk dat To be continued... 5 Likes |
| Business › Re: My Online Shopping Experience With Jumia by JosephCudjoe(m): 10:30am On Jul 05, 2014 |
Ask4bigneyo: LAST BULLET:Hold L2 when approaching player or R2 when a player approaches u,when in contact wit d player press O+X and release...d longer u hold O+X,d longer d bite....then 4 Suarez 2 fake a scream while holding his teeth after d bite press R3 |
| Fashion › Re: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by JosephCudjoe(m): 8:48am On Jan 01, 2014 |
Paco rabbane |
| Fashion › Re: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by JosephCudjoe(m): 8:46am On Jan 01, 2014 |
Paco robbane |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: AK-47 Inventor Mikhail Kalashnikov Dies by JosephCudjoe(m): 9:24am On Dec 24, 2013 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Self righteous people on this thread plenty sha  Was the AK47 the first gun to be invented? Was it even the first weapon of destruction? That gun was made with the best intentions at heart, it was supposed to help 'save' his country, protect his people. How can you blame a man and his creation clearly made for the possibly best intentions just because mankind have been wicked enough to use it for evil? If you must blame anybody to be honest, blame God for making man. For giving him the will to choose his path. Ask him to end life on earth. Because even without this gun, way before it was made, wars were fought, people were killed. It only takes common sense to know that to save yourself, you need to create something that's greater than what your enemy's got. So pls keep damning his soul to hell, but remember that his so called 'evil' creation may as well be the reason most of you are even existing at all to type this nonsense.[/quote]I love the thoughts of dz woman,may I know you pls |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: AK-47 Inventor Mikhail Kalashnikov Dies by JosephCudjoe(m): 9:18am On Dec 24, 2013 |
Your invention made the world a safer place BUT politicians made it a terror |
| Romance › Re: Silly Things Guys Do by JosephCudjoe(m): 9:24am On Dec 19, 2013 |
[b][/b]DopeJemi you finished it,taking down Mrs Incredible in her home.She probably didn't prepare for this. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of D'banj And Don-Jazzy Before They Became Stars by JosephCudjoe(m): 6:55am On Dec 07, 2013 |
Elvis295: WHO IS DAT SMALL ONE WIT COCONOUT HEAD SHAPEDbanj bottle dey floor.he no want hm papa pastor see am then |
| TV/Movies › Re: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by JosephCudjoe(m): 6:23pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
Professor Xavier....nd no 1 else |
| Politics › Re: Edo Widow Shuns PDP’s N250,000 Gift by JosephCudjoe(m): 11:53am On Dec 04, 2013 |
tyson99: So if na u u go collect the 250k after u don collect 2m and employment abiIn the words of Tyrese from furious 6,das d only way u stay a millionaire.if na me I go still collect am |
| Romance › Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by JosephCudjoe(m): 3:59pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
GUY don't go back.If she can Bleep ur best friend under ur nose...am sorry 2 say dz,she must have bn 4ckin oda guys in d past 1yr u av bn dating her.assumin u didn't catch her she will keep 4ckin hm nd 4ck oda friends.She is a bitch,hoe,infact she is a killer nd murderer.She can kill u.forgive her nd Forget her. |
| Romance › Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by JosephCudjoe(m): 3:43pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Honestly most women r 4cked.I just wish God can remove anoda rib from me nd create a diff specie from woman for me.OP u a strong man.if it was me I wud b on my way 2 kirikiri by now. 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by JosephCudjoe(m): 12:59pm On Dec 01, 2013 |
chymystique: This can't b true! I cnt believe this! He jst released his new movie "Hours"! .. I will so miss this man! And dey ve started filming Fast Seven.. The movie will never b d same without him... RIP Man .. Onli God knows d best..They r thru filming....they r @ d post-production stage.dz will make fast 7 a big hit....so sad Paul Walker...We "Ride or Die" 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Movie Series That You Enjoyed And You Recommend by JosephCudjoe(m): 6:14pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
1) SCANDALS 2) 24 season 9 (cumin next year) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by JosephCudjoe(m): 6:06pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
it goes on nd on until it becomes a cycle |
| Sports › Re: DO U TINK WE CAN WIN THIS WORLD CUP? by JosephCudjoe(m): 2:06pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
Nigeria 3 : Ethiopia 1 |
| Business › Re: "Eight Nigerian Banks Are Too-Big-To-Fail!" - CBN by JosephCudjoe(m): 8:55pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Elliotwiz1: Are they indirectly telling Nigerians to deal with these banks alone?Guy a word is enof 4 d wise... |
| Science/Technology › Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by JosephCudjoe(m): 1:14pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Am Reporting from Lagos...It has already started |
| Science/Technology › Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by JosephCudjoe(m): 1:11pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
ITS TRUE oo,I CAN SEE D MOON it has covered a bit of the sun |
| Science/Technology › Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by JosephCudjoe(m): 12:59pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
OMO I NEVA SEE ANY MOOn |
| Celebrities › Re: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by JosephCudjoe(m): 2:20pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
 When people are starving,smh...:-/ |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Lack Of Manners In Churches These Days by JosephCudjoe(m): 12:25pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
[quote author=Ms_Steph]I was in church and noticed that a lot of people where not paying attention and I noticed some odd things 1) Some pinging 2)Indecent dressing among ladies: I really thing ushers should do something about dis cause I saw a lot of cleavages dat wasn't meant for the church 3) Make up: the way some ladies make up and come to church as if its a beauty pageant even in pageants am sure gals don't dress like that 4) Gossiping: a lot of people use this precious time not to worship God but talk about other people in church mostly back benchers do this 5) Sagging: this is for the guys for real tho can't you just kip your trouser up just for an hour or two for God? 6) Love connection: during service you will see guys/ladies looking at demselves in a seductive way 7) Receiving of calls when the service is going on If you have any please share yours[/quote]Lol @ U,which is worst,dirty mind wit Godly manners,good manners in church wen u get home u switch over.My dear,u shud be concentratin on avin a connectn wit God in church nd not observin(a 4m of distractn) odas.God will touch them @ His own tym. 2 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by JosephCudjoe(m): 9:19pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
The Unit Sound track |
| Romance › Re: Guys Have No Right To Be So Choosy by JosephCudjoe(m): 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
cheche98: Am a female and am gonna be honest here. Make una talk true abeg. Girls are ugly even with the make up sometimes. Whoever says the guys are ugly is ********* becoz guys rarely make up and majority are handsome every time you look at them. Btw guys are finer than the girls that uses makeup. It is very rare for one to see an ugly guy,so rare. They hardly apply anything but still appear cute and free. Abeg guys are fine joor. NO SENTIMENT |
| Romance › Re: Guys Have No Right To Be So Choosy by JosephCudjoe(m): 5:40pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
mtcheew: okay yesterday, i was following this thread on nl about meeting ur blind date for the first time and i noticed that most pple seemed to think their dates were ugly. so this morning i sat in d lecture hall(i was a lil early)and watched people walk in. i decided to rate their looks. what i observed got me wondering if guys have d "right" to assess ladies based on their looks cos virtually all d ladies are beautiful(okay most anyway), i mean out of every 6 ladies, there were 4 beautiful ones.Must confess this is d most useless thread 4 d day.My pt. Is dix can u create human beings dat u tagged God's creation ugly.Obviously,it seems u r on the immature syd, what good it is in u marryin a fine boy nd end up bin unappreciated by hm na avin ao unhappy home.Fine boy aint everytin,it fades away,My dear seek xter.nd my observation is dz most of 9ja gehs r fake they wear makeup cos of deir defiencies.9ja guys r real nd we r appreciated by oda gehs in oda parts of d world. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: I Lost N4M On First City Monument Bank Mobile Banking by JosephCudjoe(m): 7:05am On Oct 02, 2013 |
carzola: Mr man, wheather u lost 4naira or 4milion, nairaland is not a court or a costomer complain center for your bank.. Is people like you that spoil this country and give us a bad reputation outside.... Or is this ur way of berggin for cheap sympertizers?Stupid talk by you.can't u take dz as a 4m of sensitization,@ least now u will b cautious of dz mobile banking of a tin |
| Education › Re: How To Make A First Class Or Distinction In School by JosephCudjoe(m): 1:46pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
peterphd: Nice article but number seven spoilt it. Why can't we Africans do something good and take credit for it? Must we give it all to a "god"?I solely agree with you but still we can't undermine d imp of God has he controlls d circumstances dat d lecturers mark.Imagine a lecturer pickin ur script 2 mark nd he gets an annoying news,nd he pickin ur script when he gets a good news.d outcome of the marking of d former will differ from d latter.nd dats y God comes in 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Questions Women Should Avoid Asking Men In Relationships by JosephCudjoe(m): 1:14pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Olamira: So what happens to pple like me who likes to ask questions. Shut up?Then u will keep getting answers(lies) dat u wanna hear |
| Romance › Re: Questions Women Should Avoid Asking Men In Relationships by JosephCudjoe(m): 1:12pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
karmaleon: You mean you have a female bestfriend and you are yet to straf her? Are you gay?Karmaleon u be devil! |
| Politics › Re: Ribadu Testifies On Ibori's $15m Bribe & Attempts On His Life by JosephCudjoe(m): 7:26pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
lonelydora: Ibori is the only governor that re-invest his stolen money in Nigeria. Others prefer to go abroad and invest it.There4 should we celebrate a thief? 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Okonjo-iweala Is Insensitive To The Plight Of Students - Akpatason by JosephCudjoe(m): 7:12am On Sep 11, 2013 |
safarigirl: Her kids are Harvard graduates, she's a Harvard graduate with no idea what it's like to be a student in Nigeria, why should she care? One can only be sensitive to a personal experience (even Jonah wey be lecturer before no send talk less Iweala). Please naija students, in your next life, pray to go to a family wealthy enough to send you to a foreign or at least private school.U wrong,it shud b in our next life,our current family shud be wealthy enof to take us 2 Harvard,nd not blonging 2 anoda family because of wealth:-) |
| TV/Movies › Re: Olympus Has Fallen Vs White House Down: Which Is Better? by JosephCudjoe(m): 9:02am On Sep 07, 2013 |
drealnamdy: Lemmi check if my garri in d cupboard is stl remaining before I can place my opinion on which was the best...I heard d price has increased a bit buh Olympus has fallen gets pat on d back...awesom movie...white house down story line is just too fakeOw wud u say so,dat means OHF also had a fake storyline,cos they wernt diff,d only difference was d plotting wich u ought 2 say was bad nd not d storyline |
? AND WHY IS DBANJ NOT DRINKING? 
... This is rili Bad news