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EducationRe: Lies You Told In Secondary School by Josephnice: 2:35pm On Dec 27, 2013
Lolaabokoku: That A̶̲̥̅m from å rich family aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ​ that don't like eating eba but on this fateful day. I was sick aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ​ I vomited eba ¶n †ђξ
Class M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Class mates laughed at m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ but I immediately denied aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ​it telling them it was yam...
Ask m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ even if I chop yam I no go chew †ђξ
Yam first b4 swallowinhuh??
who was able to read that
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christmas Carol? by Josephnice: 6:39pm On Dec 22, 2013
The christmas carol i love actually got to do with the singers. There's that of one little fat boy from israel, and the one with a lighted candle in the emmanuel tv's christmas show. Does anyone know the title of the album of any of the little boys with such tiny voice(suprano)? I'll look for them to buy tomorrow. Thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Some Amazing Facts by Josephnice: 12:14pm On Dec 20, 2013
So true expecially the first part about anti social ppl
Christianity EtcRe: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by Josephnice: 10:02pm On Dec 11, 2013
Pls tell this ppl that the prevalence of high crime rate in nigeria cannot be address by persuasion alone but rather a clear representation of the goverment in ensuring a workable system. Can't they understand the nation is sick? Poverty is on the high side which makes everyone still alive to struggle for survival at every opportunity available(survival of the fittest). Parents can no longer curtail the excesses of their wards because they can't measure up to their responsibility of meeting the family's demands. Several young girls out there have retorted to prostitution not to get rich but for a survival. You need to go out there and see to it that people are suffering due to massive unemployment. The revival the country need at hand is nothing but a revolution so that the voice of the ruled can be aired. Crime can only be reduced to the barest minimum when poverty is less transient
CultureRe: What's The Meaning Of ''Emi Nado'' & From Which Language? by Josephnice: 8:06pm On Dec 05, 2013
Yung prince: lol
EducationRe: Uniben Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike by Josephnice: 11:44pm On Dec 02, 2013
How come uniben a federal uni pulls out of the strike and my own delsu a state university who suppose not to be on strike in the first place are yet to call off strike. Hmm! Yeye dey smell o
PoliticsRe: Mysterious River Appears In Enugu Community [PHOTOS] by Josephnice: 2:58pm On Nov 27, 2013
I followed the story down expecting to read where it was written, the very ailment people got healed of, how cripple walked, hiv cured, skin diseases disappearing from people's body etc. Nothing of sort instead the repetition of people snapping pictures, dipping.
Op, present a good reportage on the aftermate of the dipping, fetching and snapping. I mean how many ppl heal and wetin dem heal of
EducationRe: Prophet T.B. Joshua Prophesies About Call Off Of ASUU 3mnth Strike by Josephnice: 10:39pm On Nov 03, 2013
He never prophesied the call off date but asked the congregation to offer prayer for God's intervention. Ppl should stop quoting this man wrongly
EducationRe: How To Make A First Class Or Distinction In School by Josephnice: 3:04pm On Sep 21, 2013
peterphd: Nice article but number seven spoilt it. Why can't we Africans do something good and take credit for it? Must we give it all to a "god"?
my brother, in this part of the world we reside, keeping God out of our daily lives and plans means we are doomed for destruction. I once had this view of your until i learn through the hard way
EducationRe: How To Make A First Class Or Distinction In School by Josephnice: 2:58pm On Sep 21, 2013
peterphd: Nice article but number seven spoilt it. Why can't we Africans do something good and take credit for it? Must we give it all to a "god"?
CrimeRe: Fake Soldier Batters Man Over N3,000 Bribe (PICTURE) by Josephnice: 7:46am On Sep 10, 2013
konami001: Nor worry... Experience is the best teacher!
thanks for such a brilliant answer to the child's question.
Is he a learner? Can he phantom the degree of offence and danger attached in having a feud with a military man on uniform? The dude simply couldn't identify him to being a fake soldier, such is the reason he was beaten unchallenged
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Woo This Type Of Girl Without Fear ? ( Picture ) by Josephnice:
Never, i be her pikin? God forbid bad thing
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic On Her Career & Love-life On Ndani TV With Toolz by Josephnice: 9:27pm On Sep 08, 2013
Baybe: Those shouting, at 37?? I no blame all of una. Must everybody get married sef, Naija mentality.

BTW at 37 she still looks waayy younger than MJ and Chika Ike that are claiming late twenties. Go girl. You rock! cool
the charming looks of a woman does not mean she is not aging. The aging of a woman can be determine by a man who is opportuned to get between her legs to tell if it feels soft, smooth and slippery or if spongy, rough and got teeth. then we go know say the whole thing don depreciate finish na only ponmo remain...
CelebritiesRe: Ngozi Ezeonu's New Slim Figure (photos) by Josephnice: 9:08pm On Sep 08, 2013
victorazy: Sexy momy. I fit kill my girl friend bcuz of this woman, she looks like goddess.
did u just spew that poo from your head or anus? As for the african model, i'll appreciate her more if she likely pack her hair properly to reveal that big head she now had.
PoliticsRe: FG Will Soon Ban Fish Importation - Minister by Josephnice: 3:34pm On Aug 28, 2013
adanny01: That is from Otta farm.
no never, they are being smuggled into the country through benin republic. It'll only make the commodity to sky rocket in price and enable the nigeria custome service personnel smile to the bank on daily basis. I pity those who say they are in support of the ban, if only you knew how many metric tones of fish nigeria consume daily which is not even enough to meet its demand. This minister must be high on something
EntertainmentRe: Dillish Wins Big Brother Africa The Chase by Josephnice: 10:45am On Aug 26, 2013
[quote author=Ms_Pweshy]tongue sorry for the nigerians[/quote]abeg no kill me with laugh o
PoliticsRe: Ask RMAFC To Slash Our Wages – Reps by Josephnice: 1:03pm On Aug 22, 2013
You are here spewing trash while majority of nigerians go without food for weeks, graduates roam the street joblessly, even those who are opportuned to be employed cannot cater for their domestic needs and you expect nigerians to applaud you for such gilberish statements pertaining your jumbo pay.
If your checks and balance of the executive arm of government is affirmed as you postulate, what gave you the impetus to check others when your own house is unchecked. Nigerians are not fools. Be prepared for the revolution that will soon greet the country whose central theme will be your excesses in the cause of governance. ASUU has started this already by demanding for higher wages unopposs by you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hizamakura Lady's Lap-Pillow For Lonely Guys (Photos) by Josephnice: 8:31pm On Aug 16, 2013
this one na serious spiritual wife tins o. Person go use im own hand go buy wahala?
EducationRe: JAMB Clears Doubt On 2013 UTME Results by Josephnice: 3:36pm On Jun 11, 2013
those who ignorantly agreed they shaded twice(meaning: failed by own error)need think twice cus I 4 one knew these utme officials would employ any technical means to exonerate themselves of the blame by re-shading their paper twice. Come to think of it that error is hard to come by
PhonesRe: Tecno F7 (Phantom A1) Discussion Thread by Josephnice: 1:17pm On Jun 02, 2013
i love the specification of this phone except that i fancy a phone with gorilla glass which is indeed anti scratch. Scratches on phone glasses makes it kinda old and unstylish
PoliticsRe: MOJAO: A New Terror Group Emerges by Josephnice: 6:55am On May 27, 2013
i was actually expecting this cus i knew for sure that the northern terrorist group will take advantage of ombatse cult group due to their strenght. Infact the existing members of the boko haram will be recruited into the cult group to acquire their spiritual bullet proof
CelebritiesRe: Prophet Chris - Knows Why Nollywood Actors Die by Josephnice: 7:03pm On May 11, 2013
was it not this same chris okafor I read about how he deceived his member and claimed her land worth #80m.d. And also planned his own kidnapping which his member raised d sum of #25m as ransom for his release. He came out looking fresher than he was b4 d kidnap. He said they killed the police orderly to him, whose name, body, and station of duty still remain unseen and sketchy. God pls help us o
RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Remain Single For Life by Josephnice: 9:16pm On Apr 21, 2013
DailyNews: @OP, it is nice and for copyrite reasons for you to always acknowledge the original writer of a story/article. This piece you re-posted here was my original work. It is not only you that have done same, but I have seen lots of my works copied entirely and re-posted, and re-published in different blogs and sites without even saying thank you to the original writer, or dropping link to my personal blog where I publish most of these works, like I do when I copy another writer, which is me. That's bad, and it speaks bad of our reputation as Nigerians because I have heard several incidents where some foreign bloggers and article writers wrote me personally to ask for my permission to re-post and re-publish my work on their sites, and I gave them terms, and sometimes they invite me to be a guest writer on their sites/blogs.

Pls bro, next time, acknowledge the original writer for your own good image and honour. Thanks
DailyNews: @OP, it is nice and for copyrite reasons for you to always acknowledge the original writer of a story/article. This piece you re-posted here was my original work. It is not only you that have done same, but I have seen lots of my works copied entirely and re-posted, and re-published in different blogs and sites without even saying thank you to the original writer, or dropping link to my personal blog where I publish most of these works, like I do when I copy another writer, which is me. That's bad, and it speaks bad of our reputation as Nigerians because I have heard several incidents where some foreign bloggers and article writers wrote me personally to ask for my permission to re-post and re-publish my work on their sites, and I gave them terms, and sometimes they invite me to be a guest writer on their sites/blogs.

Pls bro, next time, acknowledge the original writer for your own good image and honour. Thanks
DailyNews: @OP, it is nice and for copyrite reasons for you to always acknowledge the original writer of a story/article. This piece you re-posted here was my original work. It is not only you that have done same, but I have seen lots of my works copied entirely and re-posted, and re-published in different blogs and sites without even saying thank you to the original writer, or dropping link to my personal blog where I publish most of these works, like I do when I copy another writer, which is me. That's bad, and it speaks bad of our reputation as Nigerians because I have heard several incidents where some foreign bloggers and article writers wrote me personally to ask for my permission to re-post and re-publish my work on their sites, and I gave them terms, and sometimes they invite me to be a guest writer on their sites/blogs.

Pls bro, next time, acknowledge the original writer for your own good image and honour. Thanks
PoliticsRe: NNPC Driver Sells Fuels From His Truck....(pix) by Josephnice: 8:53am On Mar 24, 2013
Rastamann: "Oga at the top" has his own share of the lagesse.
HealthRe: Baby Without Skull: Reps To Raise N10m For Surgery by Josephnice:
A baby born without skull is a non living being.
HealthRe: 13 Amazing Health Benefits Of Lemon by Josephnice: 5:23pm On Mar 21, 2013
gluv01: Despite all the goodness that limes/lemons provide as mentioned above, remember always to take only in moderation. More is not always better.

Some people are allergic to citrus peels, so when you take lime/lemon juice extracted together with the peel, check yourself to see if there is any allergic reaction afterwards. It happened to me once, I went for lunch with some family friends, and I didn't like the gravy they prepared because the lemon was squashed with the peels, and I didn't want to reject the food since i willingly followed them.
When I got home, my toilet bowl knew what happened. I am not allergic to it at all, but I found out it's a bad idea when it's squashed with the peels coz i end up writhing in pain.

Know what you're allergic to, irregardless of it's nutritous value, take it in the right quantity and at the right time.
thanks for this info. What i can rightly agree on here is being allergic to this particular fruit cus i took it in moderation ie 1 lemon squeeze mixed with a glass of water taken every morning. After the experience i just conclude this is not the right fruit for me.
HealthRe: 13 Amazing Health Benefits Of Lemon by Josephnice: 4:16pm On Mar 21, 2013
The adverse reaction(side effect) from personal experience: it causes internal heat, sleeplessness and body irritation as well as dehydration even when u drink water constantly it still prove this. That's my personal experience, others may differs
RomanceRe: Getting A YES After A NO. by Josephnice: 3:11pm On Mar 19, 2013
gentlegg: Were you married while in your then one year relationship? This is how you boys goes about deceiving all these toddler-brain girls in the name of stupid relationship and after only-God-knows-when years you break up. After gratifying your libido on her, you look for another girl. And the toddler-brains will never learn, all in the name of stupid love.
I have said it over and over here, IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE AND WITHOUT ANY MARRIAGE INTENT, PLEASE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WITH ANY RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER.
'Relationship' or better still 'Engagement' is made for a man and a woman (not a boy and a girl) who intends to marry themselves and possibly have agreed to but needs to come closer to each other to work out the marriage (and it should not take ages) but can disengage when both or either of them is convinced that they cannot be married together due to some irreconcilable incompatibilities.
This one no be wahala so? Irreconcilable incompatibilities. Hmm! Na u and patrick obahiagbon fit to live together
RomanceRe: Getting A YES After A NO. by Josephnice: 3:10pm On Mar 19, 2013
gentlegg: Were you married while in your then one year relationship? This is how you boys goes about deceiving all these toddler-brain girls in the name of stupid relationship and after only-God-knows-when years you break up. After gratifying your libido on her, you look for another girl. And the toddler-brains will never learn, all in the name of stupid love.
I have said it over and over here, IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE AND WITHOUT ANY MARRIAGE INTENT, PLEASE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WITH ANY RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER.
'Relationship' or better still 'Engagement' is made for a man and a woman (not a boy and a girl) who intends to marry themselves and possibly have agreed to but needs to come closer to each other to work out the marriage (and it should not take ages) but can disengage when both or either of them is convinced that they cannot be married together due to some irreconcilable incompatibilities.
This one no be wahala so? Irreconcilable incompatibilities. Hmm! Na u and patrick obahiagbon fit to live together
PoliticsRe: Owners Of Oil Wells In Nigeria Unveiled By Segun Adeniyi by Josephnice:
Where is IBB, Obasanjo, Atiku, dangote on the list? If this aforementioned ppl are excluded from the list, it simply point out its irregularities cum credibility of this finding
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by Josephnice: 9:41pm On Mar 11, 2013
Gospel according to unattractive people. Go marry zombie put for house now. undecided[/quote]mehn! You woked o
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by Josephnice: 9:34pm On Mar 11, 2013
You saw her yam legs, yam'nt it.
Op, there is no perfect human on earth. Something u found disgusting might be what others don't really care about. After all, everyone his or her turn on and off as far as the issue of choosing a partner is concern. Other ladies might also noticed some flaws about your built or trait depending upon whom u are involved with. If she isn't your choice kindly walk away without this mockery post.

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