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Jokes Etc / Re: Car Names And Their Meaning by JOSEPHOKO(m): 12:32pm On Jan 15, 2010
O BOY, NA CHRYSLER AN ROLCE ROYCE I DEY USE AN U NO PUT DEM THERE. WHY NA
grin grin
Webmasters / Re: Hand Coding And Dreamweaving. by JOSEPHOKO(m): 12:24pm On Jan 15, 2010
[b]DREAMWEAVING IS THE BEST ANYWAY
ALTHOUGH THEY ALL HAVE FLAWS
Foreign Affairs / Re: Davidylan Challenges Motivation & Usefulness of 'Relief Efforts' for Haiti by JOSEPHOKO(m): 5:59pm On Jan 14, 2010
even we in nigeria need much more relief material.plenty stomachquake dey happen for ordinary nigerian stomach
Because una no see their stomach abi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NA TRU SHA
grin grin grin
See my fuckin big teeths
Travel / Re: Beware Of Armed Robbers New Technique by JOSEPHOKO(m): 7:09pm On Nov 21, 2009
HEHEHEHEHE AMU ROBASS, WETIN DEM NO GO TINK OF. INSTEAD TO GO DO BETA TINS NA TO THROW EGG WEN SOME OF US NO SEE CHOP, ABEG MAKE DEM STOP CAUSIN EGG SHORTAGE OOOO
Culture / Re: Okada Riders Vs. Danfo Drivers Who Really Are They? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 2:56pm On Oct 22, 2009
QUOTE 4RM PENTAGON
Are this people really worth the delicate role they play in our society that involves human life's? I had a personal experience: At about 8:00pm one evening, I was driving down the road, I slowed down and turn on my signal light to turn left. I waited at the middle of the road till it was clear for me to turn, all of  sudden, an okada carrying a woman just sped and crossed me. I quickly held the brakes at a reflex, the okada just went ahead to collide with a packed trailer. Thank God that no life was lost thanks to "Fashola's helmet" and my car didn't touch the bike. They sustain some degree of injury. People gathered, after helping them the okada man who was an "abokye" was apologizing that he was sorry!!!! ehhhh! sorry? So he was just experimenting with his passenger's life. The woman on the bike was just returning from a church program. God was really on her side. Most of these Okada riders and Danfo drivers, after taking several shots of "kparaga" and several wraps of Indian-hem amongst other hard drugs still convey human beings from one place to another as a source of livelihood.        What have our society turn into? What have been your experience and what do you think should be done?.
Car Talk / Re: Should Okada Be Banned In Nigeria? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 2:51pm On Oct 22, 2009
GUYS OKADA SHOULD NEVER BE BANNED IN NIGERIA OTHERWISE IT IS GONNA BE HELL ON MOST OF OUR ROADS ESPECIALLY IN LAGOS WHERE U CANT GO TO WORK IN A BUS OR CAR UULESS U AR PREPARED TO BE LATE angry
Health / Re: ;D by JOSEPHOKO(m): 4:38pm On Oct 15, 2009
DUDE SO U'VE MANAGED 2 GET URSEL A GREEN STINKING ANAL CAVITY grin
KUDOS!!
Health / Re: We Perform Surgeries With Torch Lights - Doctors by JOSEPHOKO(m): 3:31pm On Oct 15, 2009
WELL THE WHOLE SITUATION IS PATHETIC AND DISHEARTENING angry NIGERIA IS INELUCTABLY HEADING TOWARDS ANARCHY

SELF ACCLAIMED GIANT OF AFRICA
cry I WEEP
Computers / Re: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 8:02pm On Oct 14, 2009
WELL, STARCOMMS DEY TRY SHA, U CANT PUT 50 COMPUTERS ON THE POOR ROUTER AND STILL EXPECT IT TO BE FASTER THAN LIGHTNING ABI? tongue
Education / Re: Study Abroad Or Study In Nigeria? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 1:55pm On Oct 14, 2009
Ride in a Mercedes-Benz or ride on Okada? Study under constant light or read with candle or lantern aka atupa? Abeg make I dey go.
Business / Re: Platinum Habib Bank / Bank PHB by JOSEPHOKO(m): 1:48pm On Oct 14, 2009
LAI LAI!! I CANT TRANSACT WITH PHB OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.

IT IS NOT EVEN WORTHY OF THE NAME BANK
Sports / Re: Do You Believe Juju Exists in Football? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 12:52pm On Oct 14, 2009
CALL IT BLACK MAGIC, SUPERSTITION OR ANYTHING JUJU EXISTS IN FOOTBALL cool
Politics / Re: Our Lawmakers Want To Be Above The Law by JOSEPHOKO(m): 3:03pm On Oct 13, 2009
WELL, I AIN'T SURPRISED! THOSE WE FELLAS AR USING 9JIRIAN MENTALITY embarassed
IN FACT ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING POLITITIANS SHOULD LOSE THEIR GODDAMNED IMUNITY. CHICKEN SHIT cool
Politics / Re: Libya To Execute 220 Nigerians By Tomorrow 8/7/09 for being illegal by JOSEPHOKO(m): 9:00pm On Oct 12, 2009
HEMM (SHAKES HEAD) I DON'T THINK THE LIBYAN GOVERNMENT CAN BE SO CALLOUS. I BELIEVE WE HAVE COUNTLESS LIBYANS HERE IN 9JA. IF THE LIBYANS WANNA PUT D BLASTED LIVES OF THEIR NATIONALS RESIDING AT STAKE, THEY SHOULD CONTINUE
Politics / Re: See Wahala: Nigeria Police Force's Published Poem by JOSEPHOKO(m): 8:54pm On Oct 12, 2009
THEY IS NOTHING AS FUNNY AS THIS, wink WHEN DID THE NIGERIAN POLICEMEN BECOME POETS.

E DON HAPPEN, WONDERS SHALL NEVER END O!!
Politics / Re: Ndlea Arrests Undergraduate With 13.5kg Of Cocaine by JOSEPHOKO(m): 8:50pm On Oct 12, 2009
WELL, I CANT SAY I BLAME THE BLOKE! WITH THE PRESENT ECONOMIC STATE OF THE COUNTRY ANYBODY CAN DO ANYTHING TO SURVIVE angry

I WON'T BE A BIT SURPRISED IF I LEARN THAT THE DUDE WANT TO USE THE DOUGH ACCRUED FROM THE WEED TO PAY HIS TUITION FOR THIS SEMESTER WILL U?
Politics / Re: Fg Provides Heavy Security For Tompolo by JOSEPHOKO(m): 8:42pm On Oct 12, 2009
ME DON'T GET WHAT U TALKING ABOUT  EKPEMULO OR ANYTHING U CALL THE SUCKER SHOULD BE MANACLED
OR AR U TRYING TO SAY THAT SOLDIERS ARRESTED HIM? JAH SAVE US IN 9GERIA embarassed

Intesting, that means all the requirements for security around you is being a warlord.
God, pls, you need to save this nation, this is absurd and sickening, this is a man that shd be used to test the new bullets.
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Sports / Re: Should Amodu Shuaibu Be Sacked? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 8:28pm On Oct 12, 2009
WE WANT THE SONOFABITCH TO BE SACKED RIGHT AWAY!! sad THE MAN HAS MADE NIGERIA TO LOOSE HER PLACE IN THE SPORTS WORLD

OLODO undecided ODEH
Politics / Re: Do We Need Another International Airport In Lagos ? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 8:18pm On Oct 12, 2009
I DON'T THINK WE NEED ANOTHER AIRPORT IN LAGOS. FASHOLA SHOULD INVEST THAT MONEY ON THE POOR PEOPLE LIVING IN LAGOS, CONSTRUCT, MORE ROADS TO MINIMIZE THE TRAFFIC JAMS WE ARE EXPERIENCING, BUILD LOW COST HOUSES FOR THE TEEMING POPULACE AND A LOT MORE. cheesy

OGA FASHOLA PLS IF WAN MAKE I YAN U DE REMAINING TORY ABEG MAIL ME 4 danmich65@yahoo.com you hear!! grin
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Politics / Re: Okada Woman Calls A Woman A Cat After Hitting Her. Idiot Lagosians Proceed To Beat Her Until She "Confesses" by JOSEPHOKO(m): 7:05pm On Oct 10, 2009
WONDERFUULL, THINGS DEY HAPEN 4 9JA O!! ME SEF AS I HEAR D TORY DEY TING BAFLE ME O. I DEY SUSPET ONE OF MY NEIGBOUR SEF E BE LIKE SAY SHE BE CAT TOO. NA WA!! grin
Politics / Re: Would You Vote For Yaradua To Be Re-elected? by JOSEPHOKO(m): 6:44pm On Oct 10, 2009
VOTE KE? O BOY ME I NO GO VOTE 4 DAT MAGA WEN DEM CARRY PUT 4 ASO ROCK EVEN IF DEM PUT STAINLESS 4 MY NECK cheesy

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