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Biko how is this one news. To the Op who create this rubbish thread and the mod who moved it to Fp....

kelvinrhs:
WTF! Ancient of days

As old as you areeee, as old as you areeee; you will never failllllll

Gullible people. Poverty, primitiveness, ignorance and religion combine together is a disease an average Nigerian is going through

CROWNWEALTH019:
Imagine what the ani mal representing Lagos is saying .. .

Una own good say na Animal dey represent Una for Lagos State. Here in Delta, not even plant dey represent us, na parasite we get for da way.

jay2pee:
These make up artists will never make heaven

Seconded!

2shure:
When uk used na 75k
Iphone 6 16gig.
U guys are scams

75k for where? You are even a bigger scam than that guy

Thank God I found my wife when I had nothing. Her friends were like "what do you see in this guy sef, na handsomeness u wan chop abi? Babe shine ur eyes and look for rich dude after all u sexy die". Today dey all saying to my wife "Thank God you didn't take our advice o"

pyyxxaro:
Mmmmmsssshhhhheeeeeewwwwwwww

Ur hissing too small, lemme help you out.

Mtcheeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

hayoakins:
Unemployment is everywhere, they say.

Jobs are not available, they cry.

People only hire people they know, they lament.

We didn't stand a chance, they chorus.

Well here’s my reply to you, dear applicant.

Dear Applicant,

You applied for a job and I called you for a phone interview but you never picked up your phone and you never called back. Did you think I was a stalker or your little nephew asking for money again?

I don’t think you really wanted that job!

Dear Applicant,

I advertised a vacancy and requested that people send in CVs. Your email arrived with a cover letter in the body of the mail. I was really impressed and could not wait to view your CV. There was only one problem. You forgot to attach the CV.

I did the unthinkable… I replied your email asking you to attach your CV and you did not reply me until the next day, without an apology. In any case, it was already too late.

I don’t think you really wanted that job!

Dear Applicant,

I advertised a vacancy and requested that people send in CVs. Your email arrived with an attachment but no subject nor message. All I saw in the body of the email was

‘Sent from my Blackberry Smartphone’

I don’t think you really wanted that job!

Dear Applicant,

I advertised a vacancy and requested that people send in CVs. Your email arrived forwarded from the last place you sent it to. And PS, there was no attachment.

I don’t think you really wanted that job!

Dear Applicant,

I advertised a vacancy and requested that people send in CVs. Your email came in with a short cover letter telling me how qualified you were for the role. You said your CV would convince me beyond all reasonable doubt that you were the one for the position. I opened your CV expecting soo much…. and I did not find one word that qualified you as right for the position. I even used Ctrl F to search for the keyword in the role and came up blank.

I don’t think you really wanted that job!

Dear Applicant,

You were invited for an interview and you arrived slightly late but in good time. I interviewed you and to be frank, you were OK. The only problem was…. You were dressed in a micro mini skirt and had huge false eyelashes.

In my humble opinion, I don’t think you really wanted that job!

I really would love to take a stab at reducing unemployment but job seekers make it so difficult for anyone to help them. And so this is me venting and pleading…..

Prove to me that you really want that job!

Signed,

Hiring Manager.

Credit: Ann Ayinde

https://www./20140706150420-191617476-dear-applicant-i-don-t-think-you-really-wanted-that-job

Self employed all the way. Middle finger to y'all HR modafuckas

thornapple:
As a football star how can he not have anything to offer her.
What is he lacking in wealth or stamina?.
See Davido and whizkid that look like weaklings are producing baby mamas here and there

You think Davido or WitchKid are the ones producing the babies? Their money is my dear. Like someone said Women and patient are two sworn enemies.

kabaka1:
U mean he's indirectly bragging about his wealth.

Nope, he is indirectly exposing himself to other kidnappers who will now target him, knowing fully well he can pay more than 300 million naira

ayenitre:
What is it about criminals and demagogues that give you people the hard on?

You don't get it, he is only exposing himself to other kidnappers

This man is a fool. Before the end of this year this man will be kidnapped again

Cool

[quote author=Iloveafrica post=57603898][/quote]You have not been to places like Munich or Cologne I have visited. Just try visit Cape Verde and your eyes will be open like mine. As long as we have people like this breathing in Nigeria, this country will never ever, I repeat! never ever go forward. Mark my words today

I don tire for this Evans story. It's has do ooooo

As far as I know all herbalist are Fake and only Jesus is REAL

bravesoul247:
All those VR headsets use the smartphone as a display device. But, it is worth to note that you cannot use all the devices in that VR display. Your smartphone must support the Virtual Reality thing in order to use as a display in those VR headsets.
If you are planning to buy a virtual reality headset or VR Headset that uses a smartphone as a display, it is worth to check if you have a virtual reality compatible phone. In this post, we are adding few ways to check if your phone supports Virtual Reality headset.

*Requirements

Before you check VR compatible smartphone, you should know the basic requirements for a phone to support virtual reality headset. The phone should have Gyroscope sensor for any VR apps to work in it. The Gyroscope is a sensor that provides orientation information with greater precision. Other important things are Magnetic Field Sensor and Internal Compass. The Magnetic field sensor is capable of sensing the magnetic field of the earth ( by using Halls effect) and helps in determining the Direction. Using the navigation app with magnetic Compass turned on, the navigation will be more precise.

*Main components of the phone to support VR headset:

Gyroscope
Magnetic Field Sensor
Internal Compass (recommended)
NFC (optional)

*How to check if your phone supports Virtual Reality headset

These are few ways to check if your phone supports virtual reality.
1. Freefly VR
Freefly VR is a website which has compiled the list of smartphones which are compatible with VR headsets. You can check this website to see if your smartphone is listed there. In case, your smartphone is not listed, you can still have a chance. So, try the next way.

2. Google Cardboard or other apps to check
Open Play Store and search for ‘Cardboard’ app by Google. This app comes with a demo of VR. If your phone is compatible this app, your phone will support virtual reality headset. To be surer, you can also test with other third-party apps like SensorBox, EZE VR and VR Checker.
Apps Download Links:
Download SensorBox from Google Play
Download EZE VR from Google Play
Download VR checker from Google Play
With these two methods, you can easily check if your phone supports VR headsets.
Another good way to check is the ability to play 360-degree videos. If your phone supports 360-degree videos on YouTube and Facebook, your phone will also support virtual reality headsets.

Can it work with my iPhone 7?

Jarizod:
This baba no know say e don old for all this Kati Kati

U dey mind the native fowl. With him dead career

Generalyemi:
they are getting married in 30 days....go back and collect your school fees....

Please help me collect it

I don't get it. You guys met 30 days ago as friends and now y'all getting married? I don't just don't get this shiiit.

We need to flush out northerners from power come 2019

Click like if you agree with me, share if you disagree.

AutoJoshNG:
The Regera, Koenigsegg‘s beautiful first hybrid following the lines of the Porsche 918 Spyder, McLaren P1, and LaFerrari, but with more power, has been sold out completely.

Apparently the Swedish brand had all the 80 samples of the Regera already booked.. despite costing N703 million ($1.9 million) each and it seems like they aren’t planning to manufacture another anytime soon.

The Regera which has fetched its maker N555 billion is totally worth every chase, it has 5.0-liter twin-turbo V8 with a trio of electric motors delivering a combined 1,500 horsepower for a 0-62 time time of 2.7 seconds and a top speed of 255 – 275 miles per hour.

For a Super-car like The Regera, it’ll surely take some time to complete the production of the booked samples, but we can’t help but wait to see what comes after.

Are you among the 80 that booked the Regera? Tell us in the comment section.

https://autojosh.com/only-80-koenigsegg-regeras-will-be-made-and-theyve-all-been-sold/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

Autojosh you can ask stuupid question at times. Even Seun nor get one side mirror of this car

StephDamielola:



BABY MAMA AND NGO IS PAYING REAL GOOD......


ENJOY SWEETIE, NA YOUR VAGINA DO AM FOR YOU.

Oya come and be my baby mama

solid3:

What is the one thing you regret having not asked your spouse before marriage?

We have all heard and seen how marriages which is meant to be enjoyed being endured by many women and men too.

Sometimes the marriages end within few months.

Most of these marriages could have been salvaged and prevented from ending abruptly if necessary questions were asked before the wedding.

This brings me to asked the married people (and matured peopel as well), what is that question or discussion you wish you have asked or had before you married your spouse?

Matured comments please.

First of all answer me. Are you married?

fcacfc:
Good for nothing idiot............did i tell you to bet on it...?





God forsaken person......




i didnt know MADNESS runs in your family,until i saw ur write up..

Frustration of betting wan finish you. I know ur type. Iranu