₦airaland Forum

Cypress042:
When you were in school, do you call your parent all the time ?

Nope, and I hope you are not trying to say it's only when I need something I do call them? If that's it then you are wrong

You manage buy phone dy defend Atiku, Tinubu, Buhari, Obi etc
You be mumu

Cypress042:
I don't want to lie. I pray whenever i have serious problem.

But after the prayers, i never get to see any solution and is tiring i can't keep wasting my time praying everyday

Funny
So prayer is only when you need something

God1000:
Once In awhile, I follow God's commandments more by living a decent life.

Praying day and night without doing the right thing is pure waste of time

One of his commands is to pray always too.

Take her to hospital and do the test for the both of you
It will cost only 500 each at the hospital where I work
And you go collect ur result instantly

Lord wey later beg with maximum tears

Dollarsea:
Nawa o.. so in the Nigeria you dated and married your wife without knowing her brother all along? Same BIL and his wife (ur ex) didn't attend your wedding too?

I didn't say its Nollywood sha

I was wondering why his ex and the wife's brother didn't attend his wedding and they don't know until when dy needed help. Abi dem no do wedding ni
Well I'm not also saying it's nollywood

Hahahahhah. I just dy laugh since

She already have someone asking for it outside but she what's you to be the first to launch it, by so doing you won't know whe she gives it out. Wisdom!

DCmaverick:
Good day guys, without wasting much of ur time i want u guys to advice me on this.
I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for a year nw and she is a virgin,and i also don't want to disvirgin her now until i marry her.
But nw she is Insisting On Me to do it with her{Disvirgin her} nw, which i don't want to until we get Married.

So Guys Please Advice Me On This.

Should I Disvirgin Her Now That She is Asking For it or Should I Wait Until We Get Married??

I spend God's grace

Died in active service

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

You can't get everything
Manage her like that oga

You can't get everything
Manage her like that oga

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

I rush to Nairaland

Stillwhites:
Well, its been awhile that we broke up....Never get in touch, tho we didn't block each other.We still have each other's contacts.

A day before Sallah she sent me message on whattsapp...It reads "Hello dear, just thinking of you all this while.Can your woman get something to make hair for Sallah?"

I kukuma blocked her.

Legendary I love your action
Imagine that line.. Can your woman...
Abi woman wan die danu ni Dem think say na all men be simp

KillerCrocodile:
Keke just dey start operation there...

Very soon he go full everywhere like purewater...

Then Government eye go open and start to ban them like we see in Lagos.



Probably because they don't bury people in their compound or private land like we do in Nigeria.

Our Naija culture is different.



Where Bible for talk like that...

Abeg remind me.

Ecclesiastes 7:2 check am

Any work place is another world entirely, Comprising of good and bad people. Jus do your best and be who you are

squash47:
If u have slept with her, she is ur girlfriend whether she likes it or not. If you have not slept with her, you're her brother whether you like it or not.

This comment just made the whole of today for me
Can't stop laughing

This your talk get as e be o
God call you dy pay you 61k
Company call you dy pay u 50k
You confuse whether to leave God work wey pay pass to go do more risky job with lesser pay, shey na God call you or you call yourself?? If na him call you then no need for Confusion

TheStakeHolder:
Sapa induced diet.

May God save us all from poverty...

Nothing like sapa induced diet
Na choice
If u no sabi eat am rest abeg

E be like na ogbono era we dy ba, everybody dy show ogbono skills
The oil too much for my liking sha
It looks great

It's just different breed I guess and specific breed can only be found in a specific environment

SmartGeneral:
So, why can't they get kidney from any of the people in that picture??

Oh, I forgot, the life of a poor man is worthless in Nigeria.

The first thought that came to my mind when I viewed the picture

raumdeuter:
Kindergarten politician
Obi to win by a landslide in Cairo
He went to campaign for votes in Egypt not knowing that the Egyptians he sees today, he wont see on election day

Chai... The last line sha

Popular??
Are you joking?
What kind of joke is this?
But then rip

In the course of that 13yrs many waters have passed under the bridge .....you Gerrit?

Kriss216:
I can sell all my family lands for C

Chill man same here tho..C is cool

This one even try

Naijanascam:
Very meaningful and a Reminder of some sort........ that whatever...we all belongs here last last

Makes me remember that protion of Bible that says it's better to attend a burial ceremony than place of celebration
It is to remind us to number our days
But it's kinda weird tho

IsellSmartTvs:
Fuoye was created 2011,but it’s currently on strike for an agreement made in 2009
I’m not understanding what’s going on here at all

I just Dy wonder too

Come to our own zoo here and see wonders

The 3rd one is correct cus when you are to list the last item you use "and" instead of comma again then full stop.