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Romance / Re: A Disgrace To Yahoo Nation by Joshrob(m): 9:42am On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:

It's all for the money
And that sapele to oghara to mosoga has the highest yahoo boys rate...
Worse of it all, they don't use the money for anything good...

That one is not yahoo again..it's ritual(blood money)
Romance / Re: A Disgrace To Yahoo Nation by Joshrob(m): 9:23am On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:
Where you take see abi hear this one again..
Eyewitness

I heard something like that in the bus when travelling to delta..they said it rampant in sapele area.
I was shock but I did not believe sha..
Sports / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Watch Football at Viewing Centres In Your Hood? by Joshrob(m): 10:47pm On Aug 27, 2017
ritababe:
50# sometimes they don't collect money from me.

Hmmmm...naso
Are you sure it's not that your bf that own the place..

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Sports / Re: Nigeria's D'tigress Beat Senegal To Become African Champions by Joshrob(m): 9:49pm On Aug 27, 2017
Smooyis:
Our ladies always doing us proud. Time to consider having a female president shocked

So that they will our country ba?..
Romance / Re: Grace by Joshrob(m): 8:46am On Aug 26, 2017
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Business / Re: UBA Bans The Use Of ATM For Some Transaction Such As Betting And Many Others by Joshrob(m): 7:49am On Aug 25, 2017
UBA father....una want to spoil my plans for this weekend ba..
Moving my money to access bank,and easily fund my Merrybet account.

Why are the female folks complaining,which of the things mention are using ur ATM for,Una go see thread jump enter..how e take concern Una?..

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Celebrities / Re: Rejoice Iwueze Of Destiny Kids Glows In New Pictures by Joshrob(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2017
greenstar:
Oh she's even an arsenal fan grin grin
Lord remove her name from your list of people to suffer heartattacks.. She too fine to die Abeg

Ps:she's Bleaching cheesy

Leave her alone..baba delegbo
Is it your heart?...
Phones / Re: My Review Of Mtn Data Plans! by Joshrob(m): 6:38pm On Aug 21, 2017
Oxytocin:

MTN is pure scam, I stopped using it for browsing since they stopped their double data plan,where I get 3gb instead of 1.5gb for 1k.1.5gb can't even last me for more than 2 weeks ,if I'm seriously managing the data undecided.

I think airtel is the best now, I get 4.2gb for 1k and an extra 200mb every month;then I use Glo for downloading large files.

How do you get the 4.2g for 1k from Airtel..pls tell me the code.
NYSC / Re: Breaking News: NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II Date Finally Out by Joshrob(m): 3:41pm On Jul 18, 2017
Confirmed...
Front page please
Romance / Re: Get Instant Airtime Upon Signing Up On Relationshipteens.com by Joshrob(m): 5:34pm On Jul 17, 2017
josh
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MTN
Phones / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Try Out Unpopular Phone Brands by Joshrob(m): 6:20pm On Jul 13, 2017
oribi:


order your parts online bro, the world is at your fingertips...

Which site can I order for it
Phones / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Try Out Unpopular Phone Brands by Joshrob(m): 8:11am On Jun 19, 2017
Bought one htc phone like this last year november..the charging flex and network cord got spoil after 2 months..till date I hv not seen those parts to buy.
Phone just fine nothing to show.
Sports / Re: South Africa Arrives Uyo Ahead Nigeria AFCON Qualifier's Clash by Joshrob(m): 6:20pm On Jun 08, 2017
I just pity the guy that the coach will assign to mark Iwobi..he will use dribble to destroy his career..south African should know the fear of Iwobi is the beginning of wisdom..
Iwobi the best playmaker in Africa.

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Romance / Re: Nigeria Girls Fighting Unclad And Showing Off There Butt Just Because Of A Boy by Joshrob(m): 2:15pm On Jun 08, 2017
All this Benin girls self dem nor dey shame at all...them and Yoruba girls are the same,they can't wait to go naked at any opportunity...
See ripe long boobi shocked shocked grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Told by Joshrob(m): 8:40pm On Jun 01, 2017
Cheated on my girlfriend in school with a new girl..the girl came to spend the weekend with me,some useless girl in my hostel called my girlfriend to inform her.
My girlfriend came on Sunday morning but the girl have already gone. she started crying,had to lie about the girl that we are just friends and nothing happen..she asked me to call the babe,put the phone on speaker and ask her who she is to me..i was trying to talk her out of it but she was adamant,had to call the girl and ask her..
As if she knew what's happening,she just said we are friends and asked me to greet my girlfriend for her(my dick just raise,this babe don burst my head),my girlfriend started begging me and confess to me who told her about the girl..she cook with her money that night just to make me happy.
I later send the babe 1k card for being smart.

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo & His Wife, Amara Step Out Together by Joshrob(m): 8:22pm On Jun 01, 2017
timilehin007:
Y only arsenal flag was it only arsenal u played for...

What about Ajax Portsmouth inter millan, where are their own flag too...and that club for owerri

You nor get sense abi!!..
Can't you see they are going to watch or coming back from the FA cup final in Wembley..(Arsenal vs Chelsea).
You just dey talk careless..
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Heavy Rainfall In Asaba, Delta State (Photos) by Joshrob(m): 3:51pm On Jun 01, 2017
Most road in delta state don't have drainage system..sometimes when I see that constructing a road without making any drainage system,I wander the kind of engineer that handle such contracts..
I wander if they are not seeing the way they construct roads in Lagos state?..they first dig good drainage system that can carry enough water when it's rain..even if there's flood within 30mins the rain stop,every where is normal again..
Sometimes i regret coming from that state,what all the money in that state nothing to be proud of..nothing is working..smh
Romance / Re: Have Slayed Out Of Been Single by Joshrob(m): 9:23pm On May 30, 2017
Yuneehk:
I wish you a happy and fruitful married life in advance. I also tap into this testimony.

Congratulobia!

Aunty tap in...calm down o
Am not ready to marry you now
Nor go dey kabash for my head
grin grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Whats Your Take On Girls That Prefer Already Made Man by Joshrob(m): 2:46pm On May 30, 2017
I don't blame them at all,they just need someone they can rely on when things are rough..

I think it's wrong for a guy who's not working or earning money to have a girlfriend,I swear the girl won't respect you.
The girl might not be asking you for money but there are things you should be doing for her even if she did not ask..
Relationship without funds is boring....
My opinion thou!...

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Sports / Re: Healthy Living With Amara Kanu Launched (Photos) by Joshrob(m): 10:59pm On May 28, 2017
That dude in the last pics. Very funny guy,use to watch his interview on youtube(arsenal fans tv) after every arsenal match..he always have a funny way of expressing our loss and winnings..
Crazy dude

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by Joshrob(m): 12:42am On May 28, 2017
Mediapace:
We will meet at community shield

Let's see how it goes

the last time we meet there,we beat you and your season came crushing after that match..ask mourinho he's best position to explain.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by Joshrob(m): 12:36am On May 28, 2017
thoollz:
see baba wenger, he's not used to lifting trophies, he was asking or direction.

he has lifted more trouphy in wembley than any manager...infact he's a landlord in wembley.
so keep quiet,if dont know anything.

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Romance / Re: Man Gets Playful With His Fiancee's Backside In Saucy Pre-wedding Photos by Joshrob(m): 11:08pm On May 26, 2017
and nor be say she even get better yanch self.....hisssssssss oshi

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Sports / Re: "Zlatan Ibrahimovic Can Have Sex With My Wife" - Manchester United Fan by Joshrob(m): 10:14am On May 25, 2017
dechar:
no try am with an isoko man cause o ma so Oko e

thought the curse only follow the wonan and not the man ..that what i was told
thats why most isoko girls dont like marrying isoko men bcus the man can cheat but women can't.
Jokes Etc / Re: Twitter Users Talk About Yorubas And Party (Hilarious) by Joshrob(m): 9:08pm On May 23, 2017
sweetgala:


A man has to make his way in life, the worst thing is for a child to be born and his birth go uncelebrated by the family because of his father's condition at the time.

The party was not done for his father it was done to welcome the child.
You fail to see the difference

baba calm down..as sure they did same for you too but on a serious note you guys are encouraging poverty..
I have a friend his mum have been disturbing to bring a wife home,bcus my guy don graduate and serve finnish..but him never get job,the guy asked him mumcy how he will feed the family,his mum reply weak me. his mum reply that the girl might bring goodluck to his life after they marry..i asked my guy if him mumcy don mistakenly add weed for the ewedu soup wey she cook.

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Romance / Re: I Can't Meet My Girl Friends Financial Needs by Joshrob(m): 7:58pm On May 23, 2017
kimbra:
Wow!.
ya
Romance / Re: I Can't Meet My Girl Friends Financial Needs by Joshrob(m): 7:54pm On May 23, 2017
kimbra:
Is there meant to be a secret to how people comment?. grin

in your case yes..bcus its the first time am seeing u post nice comment.
Romance / Re: I Can't Meet My Girl Friends Financial Needs by Joshrob(m): 6:51pm On May 23, 2017
kimbra:
Not really.
then what is the secret?..
Romance / Re: Please Help A Confused Sister by Joshrob(m): 6:46pm On May 23, 2017
kimbra:
Isn't it crystal clear you're dealing with a fùckboy?, Accepting the reality on ground is your problem 'cause you're in love with him, not that you need any advice.
you again!!..are now working for MTN(every you go)?..
i hv been seeing your post on every threat i open today
babe you must be very bored at home.
Romance / Re: I Can't Meet My Girl Friends Financial Needs by Joshrob(m): 6:34pm On May 23, 2017
kimbra:
If someone loves you unconditionally, whether you're capable of meeting their financial needs or not, they'd always understand. Don't beat yourself and focus on recovering fully, she understands.

you have been giving good advice lately on NL romance forum..is like you just meet meet a new guy that's showing you real love.
Jokes Etc / Re: Twitter Users Talk About Yorubas And Party (Hilarious) by Joshrob(m): 6:09pm On May 23, 2017
yoruba and party eh!!..
naso one of my niggar like that wey we dey street together,we dey always look for job online,we broke die then.
he mistakely impregnated his girlfriend,girl nor gree do abortion(money to run am nor dey normally but we for fit hustle give the guy but babe nor gree)..later babe born the pikin,my guy say make we try come him naming ceremony,me and my niggars nor expect food bcus we knw how things dey go for my guy..we eat well before we leave house.
but as we reach him family house,see people dey cook wan side,aboki dey butcher goat another side..we gat ask my guy if them wan do him grandpapa remembrance join the naming bcus we don dey confuse..him say the family decide to run the naming for am,base on say him na first son for him mama side,i was shock,why dem nor give you d money start life na..anyway we regret say we eat commot for house that day.
see party like great grand papa burial,see food,see aso ebi,see grove.
i give yoruba and itsekiri people yanch for party.

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Romance / Re: Where Can I Find Hot Runz Girls In Delta, Warri? by Joshrob(m): 2:19pm On May 23, 2017
just go to shoprite on friday..you will even see some delsu student there..
but niggar make sure you get moneybo,those girls fit stab you if you give them story.

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