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FashionRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Joshrob(m): 12:41pm On Aug 02, 2016
"I vote

iamkingzlee

Cc. Nljega
RomanceAn Official Apology To Ritababe by Joshrob(op): 6:12pm On Aug 01, 2016
Am sorry for the thread I open last night about how you have been stalking me,you pushed me into doing it.
I know I hurt your feelings with that thread,and my conscience have be disturbing me since last night.
Am so sorry my love(Ritababe),I hope you will find a place in your heart to forgive me. Thanks
Hope you are happy now seeing my apology on a new thread
Will be waiting for you where we normally meet,so i can do an official apology to you.
Catch ya baby!!..
RomanceRe: Check Out These Lovely Pre Wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Joshrob(m): 8:41pm On Jul 31, 2016
PRESTIGERYHME:
embarassedembarassed
ABEG ME SEF WAN MARRY
Oya marry na abi Watin u dey wait for?..
FamilyRe: Missing Man In Benin by Joshrob(m): 12:03pm On Jul 25, 2016
Contact his main friends,they might have discuss something like him going to meet a new girl somewhere(all this online dating). Or if he has gone to see his friends in there school,especially now that student are graduating in various schools..
RomanceRe: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Joshrob(m): 8:43pm On Jul 04, 2016
damseyl:
The alatenuje guys wont v a choice than to eat it just d way it is bn prepared.....
Hmmm So bcus your fiancee friends decide to eat in his house,you call them atenuje..I know your type,Girls that stop there Fiancee/boyfriends from allowing his main niggars to come to the house whenever she's in his house..yeye girls
God is watching you with HD camera
RomanceRe: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Joshrob(m): 8:39pm On Jul 04, 2016
damseyl:
The alatenuje guys wont v a choice than to eat it just d way it is bn prepared.....
Hmmm
FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by Joshrob(m): 12:51pm On Jun 28, 2016
Anyone that believe this list is real and not fabricated should have his or her brain recheck..
SportsRe: Kelechi Nwakali Flaunts His Arsenal Jersey Number by Joshrob(m): 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2016
Mediapace:
Congrat bro but you made a wrong choice,Arsenal isn't the best club to be wink

CHELSEA IS
God forbid!!..chelsea father
You want to destroy the young boy football career the way you guys did to mikel obi(stationary player)..
Name one young footballer that chelsea have develop his football career?..career killers
He has make the right choice, prof wenger will nurture him to be a great footballer
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Joshrob(m):
LANICKY all the way
Go get the crown baby
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Cc.NLjega
EducationRe: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Joshrob(m): 12:16am On Jun 24, 2016
queenfav:
see this my nigga o,sunshine hostel in irri abi?
Ya..most popular hostel then but sunshine is no more now.
No body is staying there again,it now a shadow of its self
FamilyRe: How Did You Reject A Marriage Proposal? by Joshrob(m): 12:12am On Jun 24, 2016
sade1994:
Oga calm down! I'm not a tribalist and I don't see any reason why u should start saying stuff like this about Yoruba.. .

I've never dated a Yoruba guy Sef just looking forward to it

I'm more attracted to ibo/south south guys than any other tribe. ... But I'm just trying to avoid problems when I'm ready to settle down due to rejection by spouse's family
Sorry I called you a tribalist,am not in good mood that day and it unfortunate I read your post
You should not worry about what your parents will say. When that time you will cross that bridge.
Just remove that fear from you mind and open your heart to love any good guy if its ibo,deltan,yoruba or any other tribe. Love conquers all.
PhonesRe: My Bad Experience At Emeka Offor Plaza Onitsha.. by Joshrob(m): 4:00pm On Jun 23, 2016
Guy you dull die..even as i have never visited that place before,I don't think I will ever fall for this cheap scam.
you want to sell your stuff off and someone is telling he have to detect it with a software. Onto what na?..
If he is not ready to buy,carry stuff and move to the next shop. No time for rubbish.
I beg bros you too dull jor,I even dey vex for you.
RomanceRe: Livin Wt More Dan 2 Gals In A House Is Miserable Thing 2 Any Livin Man by Joshrob(m): 3:15pm On Jun 23, 2016
It's has happen to me before..about 6 years ago my elder sis brought her friends from school to come and stay with us because they are on I.T and don't have a place to stay. Since they came I just stop using the main toilet because I don't like shearing toilet with girls cus they are dirty(am sorry babes it just what I hv experience with some girls),me and my junior brother started using the visitors toilet,lock it after using it and hide the key. I woke up one midnight to use the toilet as I was passing there room to the toilet,i notice they did not off there electronics and the room bulb,so decide to help them switch it off. As I enter the room(some girls can sleep carelessly sha) what I saw that night keep me staring at it for 10mins before I get myself,4 fresh boobs with erected nipples, white and pink panties..my d*ck almost tear my boxers than night. I even had a wet dream that night
What I like about them is that they don't forget me and my jnr bro when they are coming from any outing. Enough highness and chewing things
FamilyRe: How Did You Reject A Marriage Proposal? by Joshrob(m): 4:06pm On Jun 18, 2016
sade1994:
I rejected the first proposal coz he's from imo
Second coz he's from Rivers. .
Third coz he's a way older promiscuous lawyer and ibo

I just told them capital NO.. .no pretense nor game


I don't want any parent/family wahala.. ..

Dunno why maybe coz of where I live. ...i just don't meet the Yoruba guys I like. ... The few I've seen are not my type at all ....
Tribalism of the highest order..you want to meet a good yoruba man and you are staying in asaba abi.. U go old
Yoruba with there dirty and pretense character..hiss
EducationDelsu Post-ume Form Is Out For Those That Choose Delsu As First Choice by Joshrob(op): 7:31am On Jun 11, 2016
SCREENING OF UTME CANDIDATES FOR ADMISSION INTO THE DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY FOR THE 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION This is to inform all candidates who chose Delta State University, Abraka (DELSU) in the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) that: 1. All candidates who chose DELSU as their first choice of University and scored 180 and above can apply for the 2016/2017 Admission screening, but they must submit a copy of the jamb result with a scratch card attached to verify the result. 2. The screening will take place at site III, Abraka Campus 3. On-line application will start from Friday 10th June, 2016 4. Application website closes at 6.00p.m. on Thursday 23rd June, 2016 5. Screening will commence on Wednesday 29th June, 2016 at 8.00am SCREENING EXERCISE: Candidates will be screened by oral interaction and aptitude test. REQUIREMENTS: 1. Candidates are required to visit www.delsuonline.com to generate a virtual PIN with N5,000.00 (five thousand naira only). Evidence of payment (Bank tellers) for Centre Screening (The cost covers honoraria for centre facilitation, logistics for producing screening materials and security). Payment should be made to any of the following banks. v Unity Bank v Ecobank v UBA v Zenith Bank v Fidelity Bank Ø Ensure that Jamb Registration Number and Names are correctly entered. Errors will not be entertained. PROCEDURE TO GENERATE VITUAL PIN i. Visit www.delsuonline.com ii. Click online Application iii. Click Start iv. Click screening exercise v. Click Start vi. Complete the form with valid JAMB Registration Number vii. Submit the form and generate PIN viii. Print out the PIN generated ix. Visit any of the specified banks for payment 2. (a) Candidates should with the PIN for payment access and complete the Delta State University, Abraka, 2016 Screening form online at www.delsuonline.com with their recent coloured passport sized photograph scanned to the JPEG format and not more than 20kb in size. (b) Candidates are advised to use the virtual PIN immediately after payment, as it will be invalid after six (6) hours after its generation. (c) Candidates are advised to read the instructions on the front page of the website before completing the form. (d) Candidates must confirm the JAMB registration number at the point of application, as there will be no result for wrong JAMB registration numbers. The University will not be held responsible for wrong JAMB registration number entered and other errors made by any applicant at the point of application. Your application will not be successful if you enter a Local Government/ State of origin different from the one indicated on your JAMB registration form. (e) Candidates must enter a valid mobile phone number and e-mail address with which the University will communicate with candidates on venue. (f) Candidates should visit www.delsu.edu.ng to print venue of screening a day after closure of application form. (g) Candidates are expected to identify their venue and seat number before the scheduled date of screening. (h) Candidates are required to come to the screening venue with the following: i. A copy of print-out of venue and seat number ii. A copy of the print-out of completed on- line confirmation of application. iii. UTME Result Slip iv. Two recent passport sized coloured photographs with the full names of candidate and signature on the reversed side of the photograph. Note: a. Candidates are to log in ONLY the courses they choose from Delta State University, Abraka in UTME b. All candidates are advised to be properly dressed. This is essential at the Personality Assessment Interaction (PAI) . All Applicants should also arrive at the screening venue at least 30 minutes before the exercise commences. c. Inconsistency in name or picture on Photo Card will not be acceptable to the University and may lead to disqualification of defaulting candidates. Candidates’ names on their O’Level Certificates, UTME results and other registration documents must be the same. d. GSM phones, electronic devices and bags are not allowed into the screening venue e. Parents, Guardians and well wishers will not be allowed to stay around the venue of the screening exercise. f. Any person caught impersonating will be handed over to the police and the candidate impersonated will automatically be disqualified. Warning: Applicants and parents are hereby strongly advised to contact only the listed telephone numbers: 09095890302, 08036761436, 08035637809 and University website www.delsu.edu.ng and www.delsuonline.com
Car TalkRe: 24 Most Expensive Cars Found On The Streets Of Nigeria by Joshrob(m): 7:02am On May 21, 2016
Baba GOD pick my call I beg..23 and 9 my favorite Baba GOD make it possible Amen..
EducationRe: 17 Things That Describe What Final Year In University Feels Like by Joshrob(m): 8:45am On May 08, 2016
I finnish my project after my first semester exam and now my second semester is very boring..just class and nothing else
Can't wait to just write my exam and leave.
CrimeRe: 50-Year-Old Man Rapes A Girl In A Tricycle by Joshrob(m): 2:17pm On May 06, 2016
But wait o!!..how can someone be raped in a tricycle?..
The small thing that a grown up boy can't even stand inside.
If it's molestation,I will agree but not rape.
The police should investigate that little girl story very well The man might be innocent
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Welcomes Paul Biya To Nigeria (Photos) by Joshrob(m): 6:53pm On May 03, 2016
Ehe..how will that stop the fulani's herdsmen from killing innocent nigerian's ..
I beg next!!...





Vote optional1 for miss nairaland 2016...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: May Born Lets Assemble Here by Joshrob(m): 5:06pm On May 03, 2016
Siena247:
May 15th
Same here...15th may rock it
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: May Born Lets Assemble Here by Joshrob(m): 5:01pm On May 03, 2016
May 15th

Please Vote optional1 for miss nairaland 2016..she's one of us
CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe: I ‘Disvirgined’ Toyin Aimakhu Before She Met Her Toy Husband by Joshrob(m): 10:31am On Apr 07, 2016
I hate it when mature man talk like this,its pains me.
I have attend like 3 of the girls have slept with wedding and am always happy for them and wish them well..I have never talk shit about them to anyone. Its stupid when grown up men talk shit about there ex like these.
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi & Wuraola Visit Tukur In Abuja - Photos by Joshrob(m): 8:14am On Mar 30, 2016
All these yoruba women with there bleaching cream. See that old woman skin like fowl wey dem use hot water remove the feather.
EducationRe: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Joshrob(m): 12:05pm On Mar 29, 2016
queenfav:
see this my nigga o,sunshine hostel in irri abi?
Ya
EducationRe: Institutions With The Best Students' Union Government (SUG) by Joshrob(m): 10:31am On Mar 29, 2016
I believe DELSU have the worst and the most useless SUG in the whole federation.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Singer, Waje Shares Cute Pics, Celebrates Easter In Style by Joshrob(m): 3:59pm On Mar 27, 2016
Sasuwa:
My fellow nairalander tommorow is my birthday let me get some likes and shares in advance,
Did you forget the date before. Why are you misleading men na?..
EducationRe: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Joshrob(m): 9:12pm On Mar 26, 2016
queenfav:
lwkmd...i love this,thanks for making me laugh.You made me remember how fun school was.I can relate to the beg beg aspect. Some people no just get shame o.I recall my 200 level,one supposed big girl using a blackberry torch 1 came to beg me to borrow her noodles,i just look her laff.Na me be mugu wen be NGO to share my food,while u fit afford fone of abt 100k?It still baffles me how i will be cooking,someone i dont even smile with will just bring plate!I dey wonder their confidence sha,cos u dont even know if d food is for coven initiation..lol,u just carry plate come beg.Some their strategy is to to branch your room once they see you cooking and form discussions about lectures.Na so dem go gist with you ooooo,till the food gets ready.I would just make food for both of us,cos dem don try for the gist and time wasted .You actually learn tolerance cos you meet a lot of characters.Some babes adjacent my room brought TV from home in my final year,na so dem go watch nigerian film reach 2.00am in d morning.I would go and knock on their door to complain,they would reduce it a bit, only to increase it after some minutes.E just dey do me make i dash them their personal slaps.Them no even consider say i get project to write.School hostel toilet is a no no.After i spent 15k to treat infection in my 100 level,nobody advice me to get my paint bucket to use as mobile toilet. When i gained admission newly,i was wondering what babes were using d paint buckets for,i see d reason first hand. The awoko(night reading) is something i really miss.That's when i sleep in d afternoon,and go to school by 1am,read till 4am,look for a male classmate to escort me to my hostel,make winch or ghost no catch me..lol..That's where u see people that will sleep throughout,from 1 am till i leave,i would then ask why they didn't remain in the comfort of their room.Some just come play and disturb people.There was never a dull moment..Plus those bad guys sef wen dey use awoko time cancel vulnerable diploma babes for back of classroom.@op no even remember the stealing aspect.Them show me pepper for my hostel sha.From my bathroom slippers,to buckets to clothes i washed,to even bra.Those babes dealt with me. fit just pul slippers keep,before i come out,second owner don wear am.I would move round d blocks,checking for it from door to door,for where!My friend came from offk to see me,na so dem carry her sandals of 3500.Na so she rake,swear for the person.I was just too shocked to even say anything cos it happened within minutes.In all sha,my uni days was fun abeg!GreatDelsu#whereeveryoneis acomedian!
From your experience (especially the dip student part which I can relate to although not part of those guys cus I don't do awoko in sch),I guess u school in delsu oleh campus. I never stay in the school hostel because am an introvert person and I like being alone sometimes,so i know i just can't cope with the hostel life. #repsunshinehostel#
Christianity EtcRe: Are You Comfortable In Your Place Of Worship?Read this photo inside by Joshrob(m): 12:48pm On Jan 24, 2016
True talk..that's I don't attend most of this new churches around
FoodRe: Ever Made Okra Soup With Turkey,then Try This! by Joshrob(m): 12:42pm On Jan 10, 2016
nice soup but i don't just like okro soup any day..no matter what you use in cooking it,i will not still eat it

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