₦airaland Forum

zionstaar75:
no mind them, do u know how Benin was before oshiomole became governor?the guy did his best. If obaseki had any evidence against him he would have long exposed him

ZombieSlayer1:
You didn't say amen.
Anyways, my life is infinitely better than that of you urchins. Even if you vote another slowpoke and your useless choice leads to increase in price of rice to 100k a bag, I'll still be able to easily afford it to give out to less- privileged people like you, so go ahead and vote stupidly.
Laslas, if things get too bad I'll leave your dumbass selves here and to back to the US

AcuraZDX:
And when he does that, what will be your next topic?

You guys are insatiable. So I want you to write down all you want him to do to make you happy.

Including his nvde. list them

ZombieSlayer1:
And may Fate, God and Destiny run your life the way Buhari is running Nigeria.
Say amen

SlavaUkraini:
Oshomonkey can keep deceiving himself

He should tell Nigerians what he also did with all the federal allocation that came to Edo State.

He should explain to Nigerians how he imported that his wife from Cape Verde ...

Obaseki has all the details of the money he Looted and Embezzled from Edo State and he would be exposed soon...

Reciafab:
Please can you add me to the WhatsApp group my no is 09025964101. This is not working

Bantu10:
You can make your points without crying and dropping tears everywhere...

ZombieSlayer1:
And you clamouring for people to vote a man who is obviously suffering from age-induced maladies isn't tribalistic?

There are more than 355 tribes in Nigeria and each of them now know the games you people are playing. You have no love for the Nigerian state, you're only using this as an opportunity to advance the Yoruba tribe. We're seeing this and we're taking notes and we'll pay you guys back in due course

Oddfinder01:
Apart from Lagos which was even a commercial hub before the Nigeria even began,which other
Southwest state can u compare to Imo

dynicks:
One thing I like about the igbos is that they will treat your fuckup to your face....

No back gossips or back bitting!!...

Littlefingerjp:
Theirs or his

IyaTola:
My yealy rent is about 22% of my annual income. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment in Alimosho LGA, Lagos. The environment is decent and I look forward to becoming a landlord in the same area. All the other tenants knew somehow that I don't belong among them. Living below your means is possible sometimes but the pressure is high & I wasn't "really comfortable" either. All depends on you & your goals.

Nigeria will humble you..the cheap house you're looking for does not have vacancy in the location where you work, now what do you do? and even the pay for the job can't meet your needs 50%..the system is happening to all of us, that's just the truth.. how many jobs pay over 100k today

Littlefingerjp:
Which ball did he get rolling
He is their godfather, what do you expect them to say..Why should a country of over 200 million people still be practicing godfatherism.. People's choice don't matter but just his choice,he chooses whosoever and removes whosoever he wants, turned the state to his personal business..With the money Lagos generates,all this infrastructures are necessities,to even think they borrow sometimes to do some projects saddens the heart

Success77x:
Tinubu built Lagos.
Tinubu set the blue print for Lagos, y'all should stop saying is Jakande.

Rada rada people.
Jakande
Fashola
Ambode.
Sanwo Olu.
These where the people who built Lagos.

officialchikzy0:
Please I need the past question for tax and regulatory internship at PwC

Fab21:
Yes.

Somome should pls create a whatsapp group.

I've been shortlisted for the assement.

douglasposh:
Please someone should create a whatsapp group chat for us..
Here's my number 07030389969

Mitsurugi:
Shut up! Are Ibos impervious to the collapse of the economy? How many likes do you want from Nairaland let me pray them down for you?

Freebills12:
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A tribe without honour and shame... Still claiming to be the best sophisticated tribe in Nigeria. This tribe sold failure to Nigerians in 2015 with a tribalistic candidate, an Ex Convict that forfeited $430000 to US government in 1993, a man without primary and secondary school certificates, sick and with stolen identity repeating all the lies he told Nigerians in 2015... Where is the fulfillment of the promise $1 equal to ₦1? Shameless people

ican2020:
Stop this foolishness and grow up

Divay2:
Just imagine

We are talking about 2023 General Elections
But some people are busy discussing about Sex

What type of generation is this

dreu2fine:
Bros u try ooooo 2minutes
Me na only 30 strokes I am out e no reach 1 minute
Most men this days don't last in bed
Na drugs most guy dey use which I will not try it if my girlfriend say she no fit endure with me like that make she fly na responsibilities be man
. With time I go blend with the pussyyy juice

Olaolex:
Five minute is okay for first round. You just have to increase the duration in which you pre-intimacy. Make sure you invest more time in forplay. Touch the touchable, press the pressable, smooch the smoochable and so on. I can not come and spoil myself.

pre-intimacy wella. I repeat, pre-intimacy well well. A wise is enough for a word

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

hbk001:
You can be more civil when expressing yourself in a public forum. I actually don't know your stress or the essence of this aggressive post. of yours. You want to slap me? No probs. Come on.

hbk001:
I can't believe that a seasoned lawyer or a S.A.N can spit out this jargons!!!! Just because of what, for real See, let's start calling a spade a spade so we can really move forward!!!
If not criminally related, why should he forfeit?? The last time I checked, only criminals forfeit their money or properties!!! Just like a case of EFCC catching a Yahoo boy, won't he forfeit whatever the proceeds of his crime!!!?

Indeed, if you're a supporter of APC or a member, you lose your sense of reasoning!!!!

Keyamo is really really going on a low on this. It's better to just keep quiet on some issues rather than to please your master/Lord but look stupid in doing so. Such a shame to the Law profession in Nigeria.

datola:
It it's being phased out through development of electric/fuelless cars, etc