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graciously03:
please shift...we are still watching FEVER

What of Malaria?

I never knew we had to sign an oath before posting on Muslim threads. Seriously? If it's a free religion why all this many restrictions? No mods should ban me o. I'm only asking. I mean, we all (Muslims inclusive) come in a Christian thread and say whatever without any oath signing.

Congratulations to the Present batch B Corp members. #ExOtondo who just passed out from Ebonyi. 17B stream 1.

yeyerolling:
and 30k go change ya life no go reg for npower

and npower will change your life abi?

Islie:
https://dailynigerian.com/nigerian-governor-dave-umahi-splashes-n500m-on-pastors/

Him carry state Allawee money for 2017B Corp members take dey do election

NwaAmaikpe:




This is pure blasphemy.
It is an unforgivable sin to stand on the altar with a rifle.

This type of sin won't have gone unpunished in the days of the biblical Moses and David.
Sometimes I get angry with the Lord for being such a merciful God.

Christianity as a religion of peace and longsuffering must not be associated with any tool of violence.

Don't judge them while you're still on earth, leave that for the man upstairs. Na your type dey put condom for pocket enter church. Hypocrite. This is the first time I'll be quoting you. You used to be sensible but lately I guess you are becoming stupid as you age.

osabiya16:
what's your discipline?
Answer my damn question fool

grow up.

osabiya16:
Well the truth is bitter

Are you a Graduate?

eyah. So because you have been unemployed all your life mean it's bitter.

dammyluvalagbe:
also serve in ebonyi state but at abakaliki

Congratulations man. Finally, happy to leave this backward state.

osabiya16:
They all have nothing to offer this country
And this bleeped country has nothing to offer too

Over 20million unemployed youth
I think the schools stop producing non active graduates

You're stupid. If you don't have anything to offer Nigeria go and hang yourself. Keep quiet or speak for yourself. Ode

� Afikpo bye bye o

SolutionMee:

They should as a matter of urgency rescue the luxurious bus.
Both the driver and the passengers can continue living by shuffling their terrestrial lives with an aquatic one.
One thing I believe in is that if they're smart enough to swim, they will live.
As of today, the most beautiful life is still found in the ocean. Sea life is the best. Once again, that bus should be explored by dedicated experts. That's the most important thing for now.

you just dey talk go left and right.

Chiemerie8:
Igbo girls can fine shaa..

this one small. Come to onitsha, omogba. U go confuse. I'm talking as a Ph guy who paid a visit to a friend �

Airforce01:
It's a shame that most girls breasts are so pointing to the ground .

Smh

Oga it's a natural thing u hear. Unless you've been fucking underage girls. You don't expect a breast to be big and stand. Shey na wood dem take do am? 8 out of 10 girls have a fallen boobs, though some are really flat. But not as y'all are saying.

ollah2:
so only Juventus has a midweek match? Other clubs don't and Madrid don't also have a midweek match

Bro. That dude don't have to prove anything to anyone anymore. Same way does Messi. His not attending doesn't mean anything. After all, he voted for Modric as his first choice. When Modric won, did you hear the first individual name he called? It's Ronaldo. Take it or leave it, Ronaldo has work to do in Juve, and your lot will always be the first to laugh if he doesn't perform well.

okenwaa:
So if to say na Ronaldo win am,en no go fly baa?

I guess we'll never know.

nelsonebby:
u dey mad. If na Ronaldo go win the award I think say him no go show?

I have nothing to say to you. Your childishness speaks for itself. Your type can't have a genuine argumen without insults. Grow up

Seunnzy:
Barca get midweek game too

who's talking about Barça? Did you see messi?

Halexgos3:
This one weak me "jetleg".

Otondo. I said jetlag, obviously you didn't go to school or have eye problem. Next time open those pigeon eyes of yours and read well before opening your mouth and saw rubbish

donbenie:
Messi was NOT nominated for the Best Player Award,therefore his not showing up is much more excusable than Ronaldo not showing up and should not be dragged into a conversation on why Ronaldo didn't show up..

Oga Juventus get midweek match, you don't expect Ronaldo to fly to England for the award and get back and train. If him get injury cos of jetlag Shey u go happy. We all know he doesn't joke with his training. Even on after their Saturdays games, dude still trains on Sunday alone when others aren't there.

princeSammyz:
These things ain't new you know! There ain't abnormal either. He only missed a pretty corp member and she's making it a big deal.

I tired o. He didn't say anything bad in it. I believe if it happened in America, the same Nigerians crucifying the boy will applaud him.

Simplep:
Kai,POVERTY!!!!....d fear of poverty is the beggining of wisdom

what wisdom in selling her baby? The fear of poverty is the beginning of desperation.

deomelo:
Sadly for you, they built more in infrastructures in Osun state than all your SE states combined, even more than SE and SS combined.

Feel free to dare me to prove it.


Even after posting the same pictures like a million times, you still can not post past one age on NL.

So osun get infrastructure pass PH? I'm just asking, it's like I'm leaving in the wrong ph I should relocate.

LynnnCHI:
Yes a million is ok .

All you need to do is to make the two ceremonies same day.Preferably,the white wedding should be done in the village of the bride or around same town.You can do this in any time of the day,if you guys are catholic better!A priest can fix you guys on any during morning massFirst mass on a Sunday is sweet because the coverage in video will show we'll dressed congregants.


After that proceed to the venue of the traditional wedding.Do your thing.Avoid buying can drinks.Make sure more than 90 are in bottles.Avoid high drinks like Heineken and Guinness,buy in little quantities if you must.

Other cheap brands are Hero,Goldberg,Star,Legend,etc

As a ph guy,where your money should be spent is on drinks.You see this small small liquors dey sell 100 naira is very very important.a carton should be around 3k or less.Like pasa bitters,Baby oku,Erujeje,etc.

Village guys dey like them well well.


I think a million naira is Ok
And during rainy season things are relatively cheap.I wish you the best.Atleast you get1 million.Some people no get to pay bride price sef.




Let's say my guy has 1 million this is what I will do.

First monetizing the whole thing may cost 300k to 350k including bride price.

2 cow head costs 40k.Big ones like 43k
You can add a carton of turkey like 10k-13k or close eye buy He-goat 25k to use for only bitter leaf soup and remove ogbono soup.

Bag of rice 18k
Gallon of red oil ten liters is 4000
Vegetable oil 9000
Tomatoes fresh 6000
Tin tomatoes 3000
Other ingredients including Maggie salt and the rest around 7k
Two basket of onions 2k

Soap Egusi a bucket is ok
And ogbomo half bucket is ok
Every other ingredients for soup is minor.Na the meat and fish be the look

2 bag of semo 6k
Garry or Akpu 6k

You can add salad or moimoi if you want.Salad is perfered cos w cheap for rainy season.Cabbage carrot and Irish potatoes and eggs are ok with biggest bama.Person wey know how to run am no go spend more than 5k.Secret if good salad na creaming.Blend sugar with bama and peak milk and salad go sweet.

Remove like 20k -25kfor dried and stock fish
Cameroon pepper like 500 is ok
Crawfish bucket is 1500

Renting of pots and canopies depending on how many 25k

Renting of wedding gown like 20k

Both of your traditional wear both of you can wear good lace for 10 yards around 35k in lagos Island market.You can chose to wear normal Senator.Aba near Ph ,you fit run an there with your wedding suit.Just buy better check material see the suit them buy plain material for trouser wey go fit am.E no cost.Just use good tailor wey no work The color of trouser should be same as your blazers.

Better shoe for island you will buy 12k.But you can still buy two for that amount.If I'm a guy I go vesper buy correct OK sanders like 8k for traditional wedding and 5k shoe for whites.I don't like cover shoes on senator wears.Good leather palm sandals is classy!Just pedicure your legs well.

Gele and shoe around 10k
Beads like 3k
And there's provisions to rent if need be.

For drinks
250k is ok
You can buy local liquors like They sell 100 in four cartons.The reason is that this little drinks are handle and when guys begin to take it with other bottles they will get really high.Just make it available and cold.

Go for other hots like captain jack,etc

Calculate and get back to me make we add more.

Sweet baby Jesus. Bro you bad. E be like u be wedding planner

This dude got zero chill �

Auladimeji2:
GOAT(Mess I)

Yeye dey worry you. Chinese club offered 200m or more than, he rejected. You can't pick cr7 to play for u, he pick u.

beatcoins:
How many trees has he planted as a student whose work is depend on tress?

I may sound bizarre to a lot of people for comment I'm about to make but I don't care.

Tree felling & tree carving are an abomination. If you fell a tree, plant one to replace it. Trees are the connection (trunk & root) between the living and the dead and local witches know this. What does the life of a tree teach us? If you sacrifice a seed and lose it to the ground, the seed dies and comes back to life as a tree.

It may come as a surprise to know that Zuma Rock was one an ancient giant tree cut down by the nephthalims. (Before you argue, please do an extensive research on this). Why did the ancient giants cut down these trees that sour high into the heavens? If you don't believe these stories and think it's not real, then explain where the story of Jack and the beanstalk came to be. It's the same story of giants and trees that are depicted in avatar. Anyways, that's another story for another day.

Do your research. Leave trees alone. You are destroying a vital part of ecosystem. When you cut down or destroy trees, you are destroying free oxygen, high temperature regulators and a chain of ecosystem.


Prof800
erad

Your points about Giants are just plain BS. But what you said about ecosystem is true.

TheKingIsHere:
One thing i like about the whites is that they dont really care about the money, all they are interested is Happiness

Na picker she be Oga

NwaChibuzor100:
I bin dey always like Ramos before but the hatred and loath I now have for him cannot be measured. Dirty winners

Who your hating help? Keep hating, na your sef u dey do. By hating, you fill yourself with anger.

ANSOM:
Could this be an impending volcanic eruption?

Before a volcano erupts, there is normally an increase in earthquakes and tremors near and under the volcano. These are caused by magma (molten rock) pushing upward through the rock under the volcano.

The ground may crack open and allow steam to escape.

Gases such as carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulfide, a gas that smells like eggs gone bad, frequently are present and escape in seams along mountainous rocks.

Hot springs in the area around the volcano may appear or change in appearance and temperature.

It is really shocking that so-called "Environmental Analysts" couldn't decipher what is about to happen and "Health Experts" are advising residents in the area to take "2 tins of milk daily to prevent a health crisis.

So laughable!

Lalasticlala

Eruption in Nigeria? Now that's funny.

NwaAmaikpe:




If I can get an erection from here just from looking at that woman.

Imagine the torture the male photographer had to endure.

SMH

Erection from a pregnant woman? Guy you're sick

gregyboy:
Arrant nonesense are petting Nigerian laziness or
Encouraging its stupid leaders

Lemme ask you how old is india how old is southafrica, do you nigeria is older than some European countries and can you compare it development...

Are you aware dsame british you adore was disgraced in war with japan ....dont pet your country incompetence is better we compare with the best because were soon going to be the pride of the black race

where you come from? Just dey attack me this early morning Oga

vizkiz:
There is nothing like yahoo guys anymore.

They are all ritualists



Oga... Can you just shut up? Be like say you be yahoo boy sef.

What do you mean by some are plain luck? So na you no get lucky make you go scam people of their hard earned money?

You think say 1.8 billion Na 180 naira?

How lucky can you be to scam a single person (who is not a fool) that sum of money?

You think say na so e easy to dey send money to unknown sources?

If it's that easy why them never scam otedola, mark Zuckerberg, Mayweather or even dangote?

The only people that work hard without jazz are hackers... Anyone else are either drug dealers, armed robbers or ritualists


Oga did you even think about this before typing?

� you no know wetin you dey talk. He is right, some are plain luck, but those lucks don't give you that huge sum. I'm no yahoo � but I have friends in Delsu that is, most work day and night for long to even get $100. The lazy and impatient ones go to G-plus.

On a final note, yahoo no good