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Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

1Sharon:
because you are Christians means what?

Run along kiddo

Dudeweedlmao:
50 wounded? Lol looks like you have no clue what you're talking about.

From the 15minutes video I watched, not a single person was left unshot

Maybe one or two, but 50? Impossible.

CNN reported 50 casualties and up to 50 wounded.

New Zeeland terrorist attack claiming 50 Muslims and up to 50 wounded. We won't see such on NL front page. But if it's boobs and yansh, e go full.

This forum is funny sha.

MJBOLT:

nice one from UEFA,we dont support thuggish behaviour in football.3 match ban should reset his brain

but when Simone did the same, why wasn't he given a ban?

Explorers:
“Failure saves lives. In the airline industry, every time a plane crashes the probability of the next crash is lowered by that.” —Nassim Nicholas Taleb

It’s been just over 100 years since the first scheduled commercial flight took place and since then flying as a means of travel has become increasingly popular and commonplace.

Millions of people fly every day and about 50 million tonnes of cargo is transported by air.

While flying is one of the safest ways to travel, the odds of dying in a plane crash are 1 in 1million.





* The safest seats are (usually) at the back of the plane.

* Most crashes occur during the first three or last eight minutes of the flight.

* You have about 90 seconds to exit a burning airplane.





https://m.ranker.com/list/worst-plane-crashes-in-history/eric-vega
https://www.factinate.com/things/40-tragic-facts-plane-crashes/

Add LOST Oceanic 815, from Sydney to Los Angeles.

Pearlyakin:
Na Wells Fargo i dey think sha, if you know you know.

I sight you ma Nigga. But loading no pure again.

Tamarapetty:
Dj cuppy who asked you

who ask you to ask her who ask her.

Zoharariel:
Don't mind the bastards. Their god can not save their primitive & backward people from the incessant killings of Boko Haram but can tattoo his useless arabic writings on a baby that may soon be felled by Boko Haram's bullet.

I am Christian and you are damn Stupid. If mods no block you I wonder

Explorers:
The black box(Cockpit voice recorder) from the doomed Ethiopian Airlines that could solve the mystery of the crash has arrived in Paris for investigation today.

The contents of the flight data recorder and cockpit voice recorder are expected to provide critical details about what caused the disaster that left 157 dead on Sunday.

Two men carry suitcases containing the flight recorders from the Ethiopian jet into the French air accident investigation authority this afternoon.

The French agency insists that its investigations are not aimed at assigning blame but at finding out what went wrong to make recommendations to improve air safety around the world.



More than 40 countries, including US, have grounded Boeing's 737 Max 8 or refused to let them into airspace.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6807645/Black-boxes-doomed-Ethiopia-jet-sent-crash-experts-Paris.html

If you've watched SULLY, or the other movie by Denzel Washington, you'll know that a lot will go on in this investigation. The Airline will want to cover their ass in case they already knew about any fault in the plane. And the PILOT ASSOCIATION whatever, will can to cover their ass too in case the fault was from the pilot.

mysportdab:
Striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scored for Arsenal in the Europa League yesterday and used a Black Panther mask to celebrate against Rennes.

The striker celebrated in style in front of Gunners fans after retrieving a bag with the item inside.

The Gabon international kicked things off inside five minutes when he tapped home Aaron Ramsey’s cutback.

Ainsley Maitland-Niles then doubled the lead before half-time.

And Aubameyang got his second of the night when Sead Kolasnic put the ball on a plate for the forward.

MySportDab reports the former Borussia Dortmund man then ran behind the goal to collect a mysterious drawstring bag.

Inside was a mask of the Marvel character Black Panther, which Aubayemang put on before running to the cameras.

Aubameyang on his Black Panther mask celebration: "I needed a mask that would represent me. It is a Black Panther & in Africa, in Gabon we call the national team the Panther of Gabon. It represents me."

See more;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/03/aubameyang-scores-for-arsenal.html

Wakanda Forever!!!

Buhari been get sense before o. Why him come mumu like this now

tohyorsih:
shey me self no go enter studio like dis?

Happy Birthday

xammax:
So am in level 2 going to level 3 and i just saw my cgpa, it's 4.73 and the guy leading my dpartment has 4.84. My dream is to graduate as the best student in my department. So how do i overtake. Am studying accounting.

You dey mad ni. 4.73 and you dey complain. I graduated with a third class now I'm working in Total. Grace overtakes a Cgpa of 5.0. You better be grateful my friend. See this man. No just make me find u come school o.

Realboygenius:
It comes in variants
3G only and 4G I think.

Are you sure? Cos when I saw only 3g I was discouraged. They didn't put 4g there.

Babacele:
simple English you can't even comprehend...did I say Abe is in APC. mumu.

I just realized I've been arguing with an slowpoke. Please quote me again and prove I'm right. Please, quote me.

tosyne2much:
And this is coming from a sex doll enthusiast

e no mean. But lately he's soundias if he wants to die. The last time he was saying if he dies we'll only miss him for a while. Now he's talking about heaven.

eposho:
Dont mind the pie head. 70% Ethiopian
Are xtian.

All it takes is 1%

Babacele:
so Tonye Princewill na ogoni too? isn't Abe no longer ogoni ,and he is not supporting Wike? Listen to yourself

u mean Magnus Abe that apc destroyed? The man is against anything apc you hear? Grow up child. Let me spend my coffee break in peace. Run along now, nitwit

Babacele:
which people are you talking about? Rivers people or what? Do you know how many people are behind Eng Bio? They are more powerful and influential than Wike. It doesnt take 5 minutes to popularise a party the powers -that- be have interest in. AAC is just a mask, and a beautiful David that is giving the PDP Goliath serious beating . In 2015 it was OK, then in 2019 it should be very OK.

last last u go dey alright

oluwaahmed:
You are just a yorubabarian fûck of PHC thread. You guys are quick to say non-indigenes should leave Lagos politics but u dey masturbate for pH. AAC cannot win PHC election its impossible. If FG however insist then be prepared for another excuse of low output/production. Am sure you know what that means

oh, so the fool is not even from Rivers and he is saying top politicians wants Wike out. Can u imagine

Babacele:
story ,you just dey wish but you forgot that this matter na brother to brother and not an outsider . make una dey reason well. Even GEJ lost to Timipre in this election . Do you know how many Rivers big politicians want Wike out? una just dey make noise. Naso una destroy Atiku and Saraki.

Obviously you're from Ogoni. coz na una 'big politicians' want Wike out. Cos the ph we dey, all 'big politicians' are benefiting from Wike. Get ur facts right before you open mouth talk

Less mouth to feed.

And we get oyel o. Yet no development. Keke get bad accident now, all the children go injure or worst some die. Warri no dey carry last, my a$$

I get this picture since when Symbian phones still dey Market. This is not news na

myselftrend:
The ex-wife of an unemployed New Jersey man who just claimed his $273 million Mega Millions jackpot told the New York Post on Thursday that she has no plans to reunite with her ex despite his new-found wealth.

“He’s not appealing to me all of a sudden because he has this money,” Eileen Murray told the paper.

According to Fox News, The couple was married for 15 years until they divorced last October. She told the Post that she paid spousal support and continues to make payments.


“I’m not going after anything. I have morals. I know what I’ve worked for and its everything that I have,” she said.

Murray also said she doesn’t think her ex-husband will reach out to offer her any of the cash, but hopes he “does the right thing.”

“Think about it. How long did I work? How long did I support him? I had to give him a lot of money in the divorce,” Murray said. “You tell me what’s the moral thing to do.”

Murray’s ex-husband said he’d been actively searching for a job over the last year but never received an interview, the Daily Mail reported.

He said he left his two tickets he purchased at the store and a “good Samaritan” reportedly handed them over to the clerk.

“I’m looking for the guy that handed them in,” Weirsky told the Mail. “I’m gonna give him something.”

Photos below

Gist Via :- https://nairatrend.com.ng/unemployed-man-wins-273m-lotto-months-after-divorceex-wife-reacts/

Is it only in America that lotto happens? How can one do it in naija?

Bbsharon:
My question is, so how did I get to the top? I couldn't have flown there you know. I see no basis for your strong claim. You might have your doubt, yes that's okay. But you rulling out a possibility that I could have is what I have issue with here.

Seen the pictures where I got to the top? I climbed there with those shoes and didn't even put them off until I was on the very top and took pictures.

And I'm not a professional climber. But not my first hiking. I've been to other places I had to climb.

okay dear. You did a really good job

Bbsharon:
Oshey!! Geologist.

How exactly is it not possible

So I got on the mountain on wings

Some of the villagers climb on barefoot or normal slippers.

barefoot yes, and you said villagers Madam. those people have been making that climb since childhood. But it's your first and you sad you made climb putting on that your fine shoe. � are you a professional mountain climber?

There's no way she made that climb with those shoes she's putting on. I'm a geologist, we do that shit in exploring for a living.

lilmax:
if I'm given 2billion to knack this girl I'll reject it,immediately


I feel hurt and annoyed seeing these pictures, like I'm at loss here

Who are you deceiving? 1k and you'll Nack her then giver her your savings

Martinez39:
There is no mathematical problem on the board. He simply wrote a function f(x) = (x + 4)^½ and evaluated it at various x-values.

I sight you. GREAT dy/dx

fully automatic assault machine gun rifles Una must make am sweet � even if na pistol them carry. Did you see the gun?