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Car TalkRe: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by jossydude(m): 9:02pm On Jul 17, 2022
Kudos distinguished. U 1 brave comrade. U got urself a superb ride. Weldone bro. I dey come PH because of u. I must chop una fish.
AbelAbdul:
DAY 1: SEARCHING FOR TOYOTA COROLLA IN AJAH

I woke up from the hotel bed at some minutes past 5am. I was raining.
Then I created a thread asking for a good car dealer in Ajah. Thanks to some of you with your responses.

I was still in the hotel till past 3pm the rain refuses to stop. I told myself if I wait one more minute this day will go.

My plan was to buy a car that day and go back the following day.

So I began searching for the car in that rain.
I only saw it in few car stands and the prices were same with Port Harcourt price. I was shocked.

I boarded a bus to Lekki. I arrived Lekki at night so I slept in Lekki.
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano, Air Peace Row Deepens by jossydude(m): 8:01pm On Feb 27, 2022
For the sake of peace, air peace should give them the apology. But once that is done, they should immediately cut off all flying route to kano. Its issues like this that hinder our growth as a nation.
Benite:
https://thenationonlineng.net/emir-of-kano-air-peace-row-deepens/
PetsRe: Do Vets Perform Abortions On Dogs? by jossydude(m): 5:53pm On Nov 08, 2021
Yes u can terminate the pregnancy. Or better still administer a drug to help u eliminate any chances of getting pregnant.
ProphetJeroboam:
I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Introduces 'view Once,' Which Deletes Media After It Has Been Viewed by jossydude(m): 5:43am On Aug 05, 2021
Baba share the link to download am. Too many fakes ones online
CrimeRe: Priscilla Ojong Insists That She Is Not Missing But Depressed, Attempted Suicide by jossydude(m): 10:19am On May 17, 2021
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode: I Caught My Wife In Bed With A Married Man by jossydude(m): 10:25pm On Oct 03, 2020
Make we dey see truth dey talk, this Precious fine sha. At times it is profitable to date regular babes than all this snow flakes beauty chai[quote author=HeWrites post=94577561]Former aviation minister Femi Fani-Kayode has claimed he caught his estranged wife Precious Chikwendu in bed with another man, Igbere TV reports.

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) chieftain made the claim in a series of tweets on Saturday in reaction to a video showing him allegedly abusing the woman.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU4Mcz7Ku-Y



https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1312441822023540736?s=20[/quote]
PetsRe: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by jossydude(m): 11:33am On Jun 04, 2020
U doing a good job so far. Watch out for his paws in few months time. I kinda like the black. It stands out frm the fawn and brindle. Where can I also get 1? Black Male and how much?
CrazyCrane:
Finally,I can say I know seven basic commands(sit,stay,fetch,come,down,drop it,upstairs) I hate the word upstairs.
these few weeks have been great with my family and I feel i'm now a full member.
Recently,mom started her habit of leaving home again and I can't help but anticipate her returns, my feeding routine has been dropped to twice daily 6am and 6pm. We went on our daily walk again and we met a pit bull along the way with his owner,I was terrified as usual,I had my tail tucked between my hind legs, I tried to be brave and I confronted my fears. It was fun staying with mom all day for the past 8weeks.
When I was 16weeks+ mom said when I turn 26weeks old I will go downstairs and live alone... now I'm 22weeks and my home(cage) is 97% completed and I feel bad already. I feel I won't benefit from those sweet threats anymore especially when one of mom's friend visits her, I'm always excited to see her,she always come home with beef mixed with something creamy(I later learned it was called shawarma)
I wish I could be 22weeks old every time so I won't live downstairs.
PetsRe: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by jossydude(m): 11:30am On Jun 04, 2020
No one prays for parvo. Just do your beat in terms of hygiene. Make sure your dogs complete their dose of injections. And feed them right.
CrazyCrane:
How can I prevent parvo?
previously I lost my Caucasian and rott to parvo 8 and 5 months respectively.
I got a Lhasa after some months and she died of parvo
pls what are the precautions to takehuh
Car TalkRe: What Are The Advantages Of Getting A Lagos Registered Vehicle Plate Number? by jossydude(m): 8:03am On Nov 24, 2019
I dey tell u. You see that abuja own ehhh, its does wonders on the road. Make d colouring come b black again and na big suv.
nzeobi:
Get Abuja, kano or sokoto number, and see as police go de fear you
TravelRe: Largest Nigerian Populations In US States by jossydude(m): 1:03pm On Sep 16, 2019
Texas is the drop off zone of any 9ja coming. Especially. Sugarland axis
komivi:
US states with the largest Nigerian populations
The 2016 American Community Survey estimates that 380,785 US residents report Nigerian ancestry.

https://www.viralmag.co.uk/2019/09/10-us-states-with-largest-nigerian.html

The 2012-2016 ACS estimates that 277,027 American residents were born in Nigeria. It also estimates that these states have the highest Nigerian-born population:

Texas 60,173
Maryland 31,263
New York 29,619
California 23,302
Georgia 19,182
Illinois 15,389
New Jersey 14,780
Florida 8,274
Massachusetts 6,661
Pennsylvania 6,371

Igbo Americans

[img]https://1.bp..com/-FW15GCohlwQ/XXzt4jf9YDI/AAAAAAAAEwI/4N9v07Kpq40OAh78CCB1XvlNGoLF7Y6igCNcBGAsYHQ/s1600/Igbo_Roman_Catholics.jpg[/img]


Igbo Americans are people in the United States that maintain an identity of a varying level of Igbo ethnic group that now call the United States their chief place of residence (and may also have US citizenship).

Yoruba Americans

[img]https://1.bp..com/-gxQOrwIefQ4/XXzuZHJz9dI/AAAAAAAAEwQ/9IZg41aEfHoElyaOk_6xwdl7lUlnzeSFgCNcBGAsYHQ/s1600/Nigerian_Muslim_Assn_Ft_Greene_jeh.jpg[/img]


Yoruba Americans are Americans of Yoruba descent.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Americans
CelebritiesRe: Donald And Dawn Elliot 9th Birthday: Desmond Elliot Celebrates Twins (Photos) by jossydude(m): 8:24am On Sep 16, 2019
Despond isn'tthe cause of ur prblm na.. if on a Mondayu don begin lose guard, u sure say u nor go craze finish by friday?
domino4211:
Ugly kids..
They look like offsprings from a "Mr IBU and Simi' union..
I am really disappointed Desmond.
You can do better..
CelebritiesRe: Jayce Jeremi Is About To Celebrate 1st Birthday - Linda Ikeji Excited (Pictures) by jossydude(m): 10:27am On Sep 12, 2019
See many grown up adults with hair underneathwishing they were the baby.. chai 9ja is a goal
Omoalaji12:
Linda Ikeji shares a picture of her son as his birthday nears. Jayce is her only son and the single mother is getting ready for her son’s birthday party.

“Jaycey is turning 1 she wrote on her post.

Source : https://www.nigeriatunes.com/linda-ikejis-son-jayce-turns-1-pictures/

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Housemates Happy About Tacha's 'Fake' Eviction (Photos) by jossydude(m): 2:49pm On Jul 22, 2019
How much oga?
Lekanbery:
Clean iphone 6s Plus 128GB for sale. Call or whatsapp 0906853565two. Lagos/ Ikotun
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Isilomo And Avala Evicted by jossydude(m): 8:32pm On Jul 07, 2019
Na wa o. Wen dem enta wen dem don waka go house again? This BBN sha, we neva even sabi der faces finish, u don begin dey evict already lolz. Someborry cannot play wit this biggy o
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Most Beautiful Female Housemates On BBNaija 2019 by jossydude(m): 6:07am On Jul 06, 2019
They are all pretty sha... but wait o, is mercy's ass folllow come abi she work something put?
AutosRe: Registerd Acura Legend 4 Sale. by jossydude(op): 5:02am On Aug 12, 2013
Yes still available and ever ready for inspection..
AutosRe: Neat Volkswagen Transporter by jossydude(op): 10:50am On May 13, 2013
Engine

AutosRe: Neat Volkswagen Transporter by jossydude(op): 10:37am On May 13, 2013
Very much available for inspecting.

AutosNeat Volkswagen Transporter by jossydude(op):
Year: 1991/1992
Brand:Volkswagen
Model: Transporter
Engine: Diesel
Colour: White
Leather seat

Bb pin: 22D4B885
AutosRe: Registerd Acura Legend 4 Sale. by jossydude(op):
Acura Legend
AutosRe: Registerd Acura Legend 4 Sale. by jossydude(op): 10:33am On Apr 10, 2013
Still very much available. Am having prblm uploading more pix due to size nd network issues. U can view more pix via bbM.

AutosRe: Registerd Acura Legend 4 Sale. by jossydude(op):
Year: 1991/1992
Brand: Acura
Model: 3200L
Power window & seat
AM/FM/CD
Engine: 6 plugs
Colour: Grey
Leather seat,
Factory fitted AC,
Alloy Rim,

AutosRegisterd Acura Legend 4 Sale. by jossydude(op):
Year: 1991/1992
Brand: Acura
Model: 3200L
Power window & seat
AM/FM/CD
Engine: 6 plugs
Colour: Grey
Leather seat,
Factory fitted AC,
Alloy Rim,
Automatic transmission,
AutosRe: Clean Registered 2004 Toyota Rav 4 For N1.3m by jossydude(m): 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2012
hi

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