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RomanceRe: Nigerians Have The Widest Face In The Whole Of Africa? by joudini(m): 5:59pm On Feb 03, 2012
U sure? More than southern africans? Especially south africa?
RomanceRe: Is Waiting Until Marriage An Outdated Concept? by joudini(m): 2:52pm On Feb 03, 2012
*peeps in, feeling like a kid in a dark room about to dip his hand into the cookie can only for the stage light to come on suddenly*

Well, l wont say fate is cruel if some niggis wife sluts. All na perception sha. Some of us were brought panting into adulthood.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Asked For A Surprise.what Can I Do? by joudini(m): 9:31pm On Feb 02, 2012
Austin G:
Bro for me, i dont fink a real girl would ask for a surprise to show her u love her,  moreover, u said u have don everything withing ur power to show her and she is asking for a surprise, Bro i see that word ''SURPRISE'' as a ''PRICE'' u have to pay for dating her, its also as good as a format,  maybe she wants u to apply for a loan and buy her a car before she will believe u love her,  Bro plz think smart, its good to impress ur girl but upgrading ur own life should be ur priority coz girl can come and go but ur life stays with u forever till God calls,
Spoken word. Sometimes l wonder why niggis who would solve the Fermat theorem without breaking a sweat or take a shot at the Riemann hypothesis get all stupid and empty headed when it comes to something as fickle as women.

Do u need moses' rod to know this girl is trying to play the italian mafia on you-extorting you and offering protection?

This kind of things hurt me cos l once lost a guy in boarding house who killed himself cos he got played like a muhfucka on vals day.

When l meet a hoe and her poosie is good, l let my friends try it.
PhonesRe: Massive Android Malware May Have Infected 5 Million Users || by joudini(m): 11:09am On Jan 31, 2012
moremi2008:
Poor little retardeen! You must be writing this from a cybercafe in Abia state! Almost or consumer electronics are manufactured in Asia! Especially, that Android phone you're so proud off!
Oh dear!
PhonesRe: Massive Android Malware May Have Infected 5 Million Users || by joudini(m): 9:10am On Jan 31, 2012
Cant believe people download nudity GAMES. These guys should have their heads examined. No offense.
PoliticsRe: I'll Prove My Innocence & Wont Seek Presidential Pardon - Bode George by joudini(m): 1:10pm On Jan 25, 2012
Rid yourself of subjective illusions. You should have been shot dead cos corruption kills.
CelebritiesRe: Heidi Klum And Seal, Set To Divorce. by joudini(m): 6:12pm On Jan 21, 2012
denzel2009:
Most of the unions don't make sense from the outset. I'm quite surprised at this one though cos Seal made the effort to make it last. But, how can a sane person get married to Russell Brand? Why would someone marry Kim Kardashian?
denzel2009:
Most of the unions don't make sense from the outset. I'm quite surprised at this one though cos Seal made the effort to make it last. But, how can a sane person get married to Russell Brand? Why would someone marry Kim Kardashian?
These people are reducing the sanctity of marriage to some kind of media show. I only hope seal had some kinda prenup thingy going on.
RomanceRe: Would You Enter A Prenup? by joudini(m): 6:03pm On Jan 21, 2012
Kobe Bryant's ex-wife is getting $75million and all three mansions!

If you were to ask kobe this question, what do you think will be his reply? Like for heaven's sake, how is this guy gon start again?

Look at tiger, look at mike tyson. If you are worth much, and prenup agreement is admissible, you shudnt be a victim before you learn. If you love him/her so much, does he/she love you that much?

*in the voice of kanye west* prenup is something you should have, else when she going she gon leave with half.
CelebritiesRe: Heidi Klum And Seal, Set To Divorce. by joudini(m): 4:48pm On Jan 21, 2012
Sometimes am tempted to think these celebrities do this stuff to get on a high. Or how do you explain this? What is it really in that celebrity marriage that makes it crash? Ego clash? media pressure? societal pressure? Etc? Is divorce a criterion for celebs?

To think some of them marry and file for divorce in days. Smh.
PoliticsRe: Customs Exposes Subsidy Fraud!!! by joudini(m): 6:20am On Jan 19, 2012
[quote author=Afro_Blue link=topic=848856.msg9996769#msg9996769 date=1326946980]https://allafrica.com/img/csi/00190319_6e293dca1e4327ed60e4b2fa782763db/w371.jpg[/quote]Wherever the niggi turns, he is phucked!
RomanceRe: Why Do Good Guys Always Lose Out? by joudini(m): 7:27pm On Jan 13, 2012
I was ok reading thru when l reached where you said 'you treat dem like the best thing to happen to you'. Niggi, why you wanna do that? You sound like you gat self esteem issues. The best thing to happen to you should be yourself.
Stop playing the 'good boy' role. Forget what you read in paperbacks. Many real life girls read them as wussies, predictable.

Work on your confidence and hustle for l have found that many successful guys are aloof in relationships. Dnt let anybody convince you otherwise.
PoliticsRe: KPMG Report That FG And NNPC Hid From Nigerians by joudini(m): 6:01pm On Jan 13, 2012
No matter what human rights activists say, some crimes deserve the death penalty. These guys should just be shot at the bar beach and thrown into the sea at once.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Recruits More Suicide Bombers by joudini(m): 8:36pm On Nov 14, 2011
What a job!
RomanceRe: Would You slam Your Ex-girlfriend If Her Husband Can No Longer Perform? by joudini(m): 5:47pm On Nov 13, 2011
Oga Oriki, Oriki. There could be something you just not saying. Why should someone be pre-occupied with an ex who is married?

What if the husband agrees? Agrees what? You bang his wife? Get real man.
RomanceRe: Would You slam Your Ex-girlfriend If Her Husband Can No Longer Perform? by joudini(m): 7:04pm On Nov 12, 2011
Thot she is still married. There are two legal things she can do- get a toy or get a divorce.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sexykilz A Fuckinngg And Bloody Bornfool by joudini(m): 2:19pm On Nov 11, 2011
Dude u still dey vex with this guy? He might write one or two things that make you cringe, but you just gotta let it go. Some people can't stop aspiring to be a friendly neighbourhood superhero. Abeg forgive the guy.
BusinessRe: Money Was Withdrawn From My Friend's UBA Bank ATM by joudini(m): 6:26pm On Nov 10, 2011
For those who havent changed their UBA atm card passwords, do so immediately. Their debit card processor linked with a major processing company was hacked. The vulnerable server was run on windows, smh. Niggis hit the bank so hard it had to scale atm operations in april 2011. Cant believe the shiit is still on.

@op, l think ur friend can still get his money if he pressurizes hard enuf.
Music/RadioRe: Which Music Artist Inspires You Most? by joudini(m): 4:02pm On Nov 10, 2011
Am a huge fan of conscious hip hop, so l luv all dem artistes under this genre. Then at nite, l listen to country and classical music.
PoliticsRe: Sss Stops Anti-subsidy Removal Protest by joudini(m): 1:57pm On Nov 10, 2011
@kokoA, this is certainly off topic, l just can no longer hide my displeasure with your signature. What kinda racist shiit is that. If you trace the history of the blackman's perceived 'allergy' to books, did you consider the possible causes and reasons imperialists exaggerated generalisation. If l want to hide something from you, do l put it in a book?

That racist line has been long 'outdated' if recent achievements of the black man is to be acknowledged and that you still use this line tells you are under some kind of self imposed neurosis.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Say Something You've Been Wanting To Say To Someone On Nairaland. by joudini(m): 1:29pm On Oct 23, 2011
Truth be told, to me l gat quite some people who have struck me in a real way. But l think MrBrownJay deserves special mention. Dude is just as real as it gets, not all those friendly-neighbourhood-superhero wannabe. I feel l owe this dude.

I thought the little anonymousity this place could offer would lead some guys say what they feel and how they feel and be realistic about, but l guess e-pussy and e-acceptance overrides that.

Mr. Cor.k, well, what can l say. I have a feeling there is some cool dude behind this mask. Otherwise, l gotta tell you your stupidity is in HD. No offeinse cheesy
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon On Ghadaffi's Death by joudini(m): 8:37am On Oct 23, 2011
If the guy can't provide a source, then he is probably just being funny and even stevie wonder could see through that. You don't have to be aggressive on the internet. It's a virtual world.

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