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Literature / Re: The Tarnished Ones by joyberry(f): 7:16pm On Dec 29, 2021
Royver:


Joyberry joyberry pls send me message on facebook messenger. Thanks thanks
I already sent me messages since on Monday
Literature / Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by joyberry(f): 8:45am On Dec 18, 2019
ukaface:
Thanks ma'am,I've been expecting an update.
Why do I feel ego will laslas end up with her bakery boss?

She and Kingsley just dey deceive themselves, happy though that she's feeling some positive vibes?

What of Benson?
Exactly what am feeling too
Health / Re: I'm Depressed Over My Height by joyberry(f): 2:43pm On Nov 26, 2019
You are depressed cos u are tall?Am a lady who is over 6ft tall,if you who is a guy is depressed, what will a giant as my friends do call me do,commit sucide?See op embrace your height, its a gift from GOD, Many people wish to be tall like you, height is a criteria most women consider, for relationship or marriage sef.I have learnt over the years to appreciate my height, its my selling point, hv gotten a lot of admirers cos of my height. Hit the gym, workout to get a better body shape, appreciate yourself better. Stop with the self pity.

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Romance / Re: Hypocrisy of men claiming Alpha male online. by joyberry(f): 1:48pm On Nov 11, 2019
Toks2008:



Why you dey mention my name on top the matta...You see me for shoprite abi you know any babe wey I dey beg for anything?
lol����But she said the truth, many people online are forming what they all not.

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Romance / Re: Why The Society Does Not Value And Respect Women Achievement by joyberry(f): 7:29pm On Nov 05, 2019
Women keep sleeping to get to the top,abeg who are they sleeping with ?Ghosts abi spirits ?Look op i get your point, inside life people use what they have to get what they want, For majority of women its sex.Men pay in different kinds,some female bosses even sexually harass their Male employees sef.Funny if someone tells me i slept my way to the top or to get something, i go tell its not easy to do so,after some olosho dey suffer. Instead of talking to women all the time, tell your fellow men to stop giving jobs meant to, serious people to bimbos cos pussy,Its a dog don't eat dog world out there

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Literature / Re: For The Sins Of My Parents (very Short Story) by joyberry(f): 8:05pm On Sep 27, 2019
Very short but heartbreaking story, pedophiles really exist in our society, whether Male or female, no one deserves to sexually abused. Its demoralizes one, destroys the self esteem, Wr really need to speak up in Nigeria about sexual abuse towards children. People should stop protecting abusers
Literature / Re: The Hands Of Time. by joyberry(f): 4:22pm On Sep 17, 2019
Ghostwriter u better finish these stories with the other ones or otherwise guardroom kawai

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Education / Re: School Register: Decades Back In Secondary School, Can You Relate?(Photos) by joyberry(f): 4:45pm On Aug 30, 2019
Harbeyg09:
Am always used to doing this then, even as old as i am fish and meat can last 2 days in my pot grin
Romance / Re: When you want a man other ladies desire. by joyberry(f): 8:29pm On Aug 25, 2019
Toks2008:


Kilagbe kileju?

My point is that cheating is inevitable cos the person you are with will always have qualities other ladies want.

Simple logic.

Exactly, so u think ugly guys and ladies don't have other qualities people want ?u think relationship is all about appearance and money ?like seriously

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Romance / Re: When you want a man other ladies desire. by joyberry(f): 5:23pm On Aug 25, 2019
Toks2008:


I never mentioned stopped..but will drastically reduce the chance. See let's face it, how many broke guys really cheat? You think it is cheap to cheat i guess..

And how many less attractive ladies cheat easily? there is a huge difference between a lady getting several advances and those that seldom get pressured.

As i wrote, the message in this piece is not what people are commenting on. The bottom line is that ladies love the man every other lady wants hence should not crave for faithfulness but must be prepared for serious competition.
And who told you that less attractive women don't get hit on?Uncle toks leave that gist joor, sometimes in life decency is a lack of opportunities. Besides in this era of make up and plastic surgery, how many ladies are still unattractive

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Romance / Re: When you want a man other ladies desire. by joyberry(f): 4:24pm On Aug 25, 2019
MJBOLT:
i wonder where you got the idea that dating an unattractive or broke guy will stop him from cheating undecided it takes discipline and self control for a person to remain faithful not attractiveness and 'fat pocket'.
I swear the advice just weak me sef

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Romance / Re: When you want a man other ladies desire. by joyberry(f): 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2019
Uncle toks, i enjoy your writings but i disagree with this article, any body hv the tendency to cheat irrespective of looks,finances, or age.Its just lack of opportunities that make certain people faithful, about the poor guys what if he becomes wealthy tmr or is he gonna be poor forever ?About the non attractive guy,most women favor them like that in sense that they are better lovers in bed.I can't be in a relationship or marriage with someone am not attracted to sef,that might breed cheating on my own part.
Being in a relationship with someone that nobody wants doesn't make sense at all, why do people don't want them in the first place, why just me?In the long run it seems like am doing the person a favor by dating them sef.abeg uncle toks this advice no follow at all

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Shields Girlfriend From Attack As Ohio Gunman Opens Fire In Unseen Footage by joyberry(f): 5:59pm On Aug 09, 2019
freemi:
the write calld d guy the new father
ok maybe I didn't read well

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Shields Girlfriend From Attack As Ohio Gunman Opens Fire In Unseen Footage by joyberry(f): 8:30am On Aug 09, 2019
thesicilian:
Romantic gesture to your girlfriend, very foolish act from your family's point of view.
I swear down very foolish fr a girl that might leave you fr another man later on.In situations like this every man or woman for his or her self. Except for family members like wife, husband,parents ,siblings and most importantly children ,boyfriend or girlfriend oyo is your case

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Romance / Re: ——————. by joyberry(f): 10:03am On Aug 04, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


YoAaau talk too much!
Romance / Re: When a lady is too difficult. by joyberry(f): 10:49pm On May 31, 2019
Toks2008:
I decided to drop this after I read a thread on the front page where a lady advised fellow ladies on the criteria to look for before they give a man attention on dating sites.

The truth is that there is no rule when it comes to dating except one basic rule..BE OPEN MINDED.

It is quite understandable if a lady is very sure she does not want a guy and tells him out-rightly but we have some ladies who are just difficult for the wrong reasons...this set of ladies will like a guy but will still be acting up with the notion that if the guy truly wants them, he should sweat blood in the bid to win them like a trophy.

When a lady is too difficult, she may remain single for a very long time or most likely attract the wrong guys cos Players usually find difficult ladies very fascinating.

Real mature and responsible men don't have the time and energy for drama but they will express their sincere intentions to a woman they truly desire and will move on if she shows no interest not because they don't want the lady and it's not about pride but it is simply because they are too responsible and focused to waste their time and energy chasing an unresponsive lady.

That a guy chases you for a long time does not mean he truly wants you but he just might want to prove a point to you.

Agreeing to date a guy quickly does not mean you are cheap but it is the way you comport yourself whilst dating him that matters. Proving hard to get is old fashioned and only for ladies who don't know what they want.

I hope this makes sense.
Yh it does but it might not be applicable to everyone. That a man asks u out once, u turn him down and he leaves doesn't make him a real and reasonable man per se.Most of them do that to guilt trip or manipulate u into a relationship .They be like i dont waste time asking women out,leaving you feeling guilty and wondering if you made a mistake about letting go.About playing difficult most people been hurt its takes a while to open up again

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Romance / Re: When a lady is too difficult. by joyberry(f): 10:44pm On May 31, 2019
[quote author=breakerofchains post=78906728][/quote]lol abi oh actions speaks louder than words they say ,but most times its good to discuss and set your minds straight on certain things. Else u will end up dating yourself

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Family / Re: Girlfriend Sits While Boyfriend's Mum Sweeps - Nigerians React by joyberry(f): 2:31pm On May 29, 2019
Unionised:


Aunty, It's a lack of respect/regard for both your man and his mother and even spite.

When you visit the mother of the man of your dreams, you will gladly use your blouse to mop her floor.

Check yourself and stop living in denial...
Man of dreams maybe butwhat if the dude aint the man of her dreams? Do you know the seriousness of their relationship? U just assume cos he took her to his mother ist a relationship bound for the altar ?Dont get me wrong am not against helping out with household chores but making it seem as if the girl sweeps, then automatically she becomes a wife material, i dont believe that

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Family / Re: Girlfriend Sits While Boyfriend's Mum Sweeps - Nigerians React by joyberry(f): 2:10pm On May 29, 2019
eki2000:
She (the mother) might have swept to make the room cleaner and appealing to her as a visitor, she ought to help the woman, this is Africa, you can only claim what you have written here when you are in America.
.Really so she can't keep her house clean unless she has a visitor? That means she is a dirty person and besides didnt her son tell her he was coming over witha visitor ?Visitor or not one house should be clean

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Family / Re: Girlfriend Sits While Boyfriend's Mum Sweeps - Nigerians React by joyberry(f): 2:07pm On May 29, 2019
Unionised:


The fact that you think it's DEGRADING says a lot.

To each his own....
Uncle leave sentiments aside,am not against sweeping as a chore,if am a regular visitor fine its ok to help her sweep,but for the first time haba,like someone said earlier did she just notice the house was dirty?

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Family / Re: Girlfriend Sits While Boyfriend's Mum Sweeps - Nigerians React by joyberry(f): 12:46pm On May 29, 2019
Test ko test ni,so if the girl collects the broom,she is a wife material? Based on what her ability to sweep,is that the basics for marriage, All these so called tests sef,i never heard of multi-millionaires doing such, its always the struggling ones.Who even sweeps when guests are around sef?its rude and shows the guests he or she aint wanted, if the girl is a regular at the house ,fine thats different but a first-time visitor haba sef?
All these guys on this thread, if u go to your gf house and the father starts to wash his car in ur presence will u join him to wash the car?I don't get the act of degrading or putting some tru certain tests cos he or she wants to marry your child. That why many people pretend tru out courtship to put up with their potential in-laws unnecessary tests, and unleash their true colours in marriage .

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by joyberry(f): 11:39am On May 26, 2019
Centino:
Happy Sunday folks.

Latest update now posted.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/05/26/agbonyakee-returns/

Very likely next midweek post will come on a day other than Wednesday so please keep checking.

For now, the saga continues.

Enjoy.

NB
Do remember guys, all rights to the story now reserved. No copying or posting anywhere else on the internet without the permission of the author. Permission I will no longer grant because I'd rather everyone read at katakatastreet.com Thanks.
Wow nice update as usual. Nice twist over and over again, just when u thought it cant get better it does.If the story was already completed i wont mind paying alot to get it. You are really a good writer Mr centino Thumbs up
Romance / Re: Waist Bead: Fashion Or Charm? (photos) by joyberry(f): 1:43pm On May 22, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:


BELIEVERS ARE CRAZY. WHEN THEY SAY "THERE'S POWER IN THE TONGUE", THEY ONLY MEAN THAT WHEN YOU SAY TERRIBLE THINGS THEY COULD HAPPEN. BUT NOT WHEN YOU SAY GOOD THINGS.

LIKE A PERSON MIGHT DIE IF A PERSON TALKS ABOUT HIS DEATH, OR ANY OTHER EVIL.
BUT IF A PERSON CLAIMS RICHES OR GOODNESS FOR HIMSELF, THEY LOOK AT HIM AND THINK HIS STATEMENT IS LAUGHABLE.

THAT IS TO SAY,
THAT BELIEVERS BELIEVE IN EVIL MORE THAN THEY BELIEVE IN GOOD.
THEY BELIEVE THE DEVIL WORKS SWIFTLY, BUT THEIR ALMIGHTY GOD WORKS SLOWLY.
THEY BELIEVE THERE'S MORE CONSEQUENCES SWEARING IN A SHRINE THAN A CHURCH.
THEY BELIEVE THERE ARE WITCHES EVERYWHERE, AND THE ANGELS THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY EVERYWHERE ARE INCAPABLE OF HANDLING THESE WITCHES, SO THEY HAVE TO PRAY AND USE OLIVE OIL AND HOLY WATER AND CHURCH STICKERS FOR FURTHER PROTECTION AND EVEN WITH ALL THAT, THEY'RE PETRIFIED IF A TINY COCKROACH PASSES BY.

EVERY RAT IS DEMONIC, AND THE CATS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO CONTROL THE RAT POPULATION IS KILLED FOR ALSO BEING DEMONIC.
SPIDERS AND GECKOS ARE DEMONIC, AND THE PRESENCE OF SPIDER WEBS IN YOUR BED PLACE WOULD BRING YOU BAD DREAMS AND BAD LUCK.
LETS NOT FORGET HOW WOMEN TURN TO OWLS.
AND WHEN A BIRD IS KILLED, OR A CAT, BELIEVERS ADVICE OTHER BELIEVERS TO LOOKOUT FOR NEIGHBORS, OR RELATIVES WHO DIED THAT DAY BECAUSE THEY'RE SURE IT WAS A HUMAN THAT TRANSFORMED INTO THE KILLED ANIMAL IN ORDER TO STEAL THEIR DESTINY.
BELIEVERS OF JESUS BELIEVE THESE THINGS.... THEN I WONDER HOW THEY MANAGED TO ADOPT THE WHITE MAN'S RELIGION WHILE STILL HOLDING ON TO THEIR ANCESTORS' PAGANISTIC BELIEFS.

I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW THE NIGERIAN BELIEVER EXPECTS EVIL MORE THAN GOOD, AND THINKS NEGATIVE MORE THAN POSITIVE.
Thank you for this i so much love this.Bunch of confused, paranoid hyprocritical people parading as Christians. As me i love waist and leg chains or beads.

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by joyberry(f): 6:28am On May 22, 2019
Am an igbo lady but please marry anyone who you like irrespective of tribe or religion. Its alk about individual differences

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Would You Like Your Lady To Stop Doing? by joyberry(f): 6:36pm On May 21, 2019
hatbricker:
joy which state are you serving?
port Harcourt
Romance / Re: Guys, What Would You Like Your Lady To Stop Doing? by joyberry(f): 6:25pm On May 21, 2019
IamD18:
1. I want them to stop loosing their virginity carelessly just for ordinary promise from a guy to make them Whatsapp group admin.

2. I want them to stop being disgusting, they should how to keep their undies clean, rather than wearing one pant for 3 days and then turn it again to wear it again for another 4 days.

3. I want them to stop being lazy, they should enroll into jobs like carpentry, bricklaying, mechanic, conductor, vulcanizer, mixing of concrete, iron bending and driving of big lorries before having the audacity and impetus to ask for equal right with men.

4. I want them to stop being a disgrace to womanhood, they should learn how to make good food like our mothers of then without browsing and watching videos on youtube. Check the phone browsing history of an average Nigerian lady, you'll be seeing things like..."How to parboil maggi, how to wash salt, how to fry water and the rest". I want them to stop it.

5. Lastly, I want them to stop being disrespectful, they should learn how to cherish and respect Nigerian men like Ghanaians.

Mea sententia

Lol your no 1is ok i agree with that,and blackmailing men after the relationship goes sour after sex.
No 2 still agree but not all are dirty.
No 3 one doesn't need to engage in those strenuous jobs before being financially independent but i get ur point me too hates lazy broke ass bitches with enrolment mentality.
No 4 not all Nigerian ladies are bad cooks
No 5 Respect is earned not demanded and just given.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by joyberry(f): 2:13pm On May 20, 2019
IamD18:
A lady will never make once she start prioritizing preeeeeq.

Look at Danny.

She went mad and burnt innocent people of KL all because Jon refused her his preeeeeeq.

She also died while thinking Jon was about to give her preeeeeeq.

Be responsible and decent like Sansa, don't be a preeeq and throne obsessed Danny.
Exactly my beef with her .Most times in life we allow our passion for the opposite sex ruin our ambitions and thinking. One can lose focus in life due to feelings for the opposite sex. Leave man focus on the iron throne u sayvsau must Bleep.See the outcome of it now.
Crime / Re: Nengi Jegelski Peron: Lady Shares Story To Inspire Those Thinking Of Suicide by joyberry(f): 6:15pm On May 18, 2019
IamD18:

Lies from the pit of hell.

How many of this generation hoes can do this when selling their body for pleasure has become a norm for them?

I refuse to believe this cooked up story.

She fvcked her way out of poverty in school--That's fact.

That's what these lazy creatures are good at!
oh come on pls,why i admit that they are plenty women who slept their way tru school. Not all are prostitutes, forget social media and all,i believe there are still responsible genuine hardworking people, tho there are bot celebrated as the useless ones

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by joyberry(f): 8:36pm On May 13, 2019
IamD18:
You may not be far from the truth, but the Danny we know will choose the throne over sex/love with Jon. She'll do anything to get that throne.

She failed her fans, but her fans are pretending and using Cersei's wickedness as an excuse for the massacre she did to innocent people of KL.

Forget the fans joor,most fans are blinded by their love for characters, my beef is with the directors and producers, the character development this season is nothing to write home about.Ah ahn ,this season feels rushed joor

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by joyberry(f): 8:14pm On May 13, 2019
IamD18:
Na by force to fvck? angry
Yes oh if it means the fate of the world depends on it.Never underestimate the power of good mindblowing passionate sex. :'��

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Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by joyberry(f): 1:59pm On May 06, 2019
Jaqenhghar:

I remember that story. If you know the rot in the military you will throw up. I hear if you have a beautiful wife and one oga Or ogas) fancies her, that could be your death warrant. First they will post you to Maiduguri to the front lines. THen start pressuring her in your absence. If you fall in battle she will have to sleep with them before she can get any benefits. ... my brother, its crazy. IF they can do that to wives of serving men you can only imagine what serving women face
Asin ehen,the things hv seen senior officers do is equivalent to what king David did to uriah concerning his wife bathsheba.In the sex,drugs and parties are what make up the Nigerian military and people wonders why we cant defeat boko haram.Imagine my boss telling us the first law never drag a woman with ur superior even if she is ur gf.na woman matter we come do fr military? Other civilized countries their youths join the military to serve and protect their countries,its a thing of pride,in Nigeria for where na to sample people gfs and wives and beat up civilians.Cant wait to finish my schooling,either upgrade or leave the fucking job

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