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[quote author=i luv to.to die]Ehen ? you mean say u love me ? walahai........I will do you right. You will not regret it.[/quote]Lol by ur nem we already knw u.
If u must knw I LOVE U DIE!!!
8t wait o! U fit chng ur nem bcuz of me ??

[quote author=i luv to.to die]We don't want......We didn't watch it from the beginning, so we wont watch it at the end. Make dem go. Issa Hayatu and his bunch of thieves. We no wan watch. We are ok, going to an ashawo joint to watch it. I love watching it at my favourite ashawo joint with all those kpekus walking about showcasing their well endowed amenities. I also get to have a free hugs with a large brea.st squeeze from those ashawos whenever Nigeria scores. I am looking forward to get my free fu.ckk from those ashawos as dem promised us if Nigeria wins.[/quote]Ya'll shld pls tek it easy, no go chop d 1 wey go kil una. we stil love una oooo!!!.

pro01: Nna abeg which area that your ashawo joint dey? I for like join this your better groove on Sunday for the final. Meanwhile, try reserve that one wey get laaaarge bre.asts specially for me.

Hahahahaha!!! Baaadt guy'sis!!!

lrguru: This Super Eagles are Mali-cious. Burkina Fasos beware, To be 4-1 is to be fore-armed.

Hmmmmn!!! I love ma 9ja guys.
Very creative.!!!
ONE MILLION LIKES!!!

Kajina: Just calm your nerves and release the stress, it gonna be alright

plzz, d currency in ghana, hw is it spelt?

3RNEST: Tonto die for love, check many naija movies!!

Evn genny, omo-T, M-J all died 4 love.
*JOYCEOUS sef once died 4 love.*

brownlord: Chai see how you finish work dem really say na you be parade commander for platoon 11, lol

Be my val.

[quote author=sagytarius™][img]http://nairaland.com/attachments/979639_azonto3_jpg17671a013c01825d01003f7d300512d4[/img] Wetin the one wen dey middle dey wear so? Na Bomb_Short abi na Bomb_Nika?[/quote]hahahahaha!!!
She kom get Q-leg join

I pray 2day's match wil nt be lost.

CFCfan: T.B. Joshua only encouraged the team; he wasn't in any way, the sole reason for the win.

Good!
Y den r dey tankin him 4 d win?
Cuz he encouragd dem, is dt it?

all4naija: . I couldn't help laughing over that! Please, T.B Joshua perform more magic for Super eagle win in next match. Hahaha...

Thank God ur lafin, I find it difficult 2 laf.
wat i dnt get is, was it because of Tb joshua dey won d match or he med dem win d match or...........?
*i dnt evn knw hw 2 ask ma qustn*

ISBLIAC: lol...quy,u dey craze

no b smal

tunapawizzy: IS THAT UR BOYFRIEND IN UR PROFILE PIC if yes, how have u been coping

so ya wrk nw na 2 dey sheck profile pissure?

hoochay: hoochay: 1 And on that day when the Super Eagles had
gathered in the burning bush against the
Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi, the
leader of the delegates gave directions to the
people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what awaited him at
Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto
the heaven saying "My God, my God, please
do not forsake me, give me only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those words, the Lord
heard his cry, and the Holy Spirit descended
on the burning bush in the south of Africa
where the men had gathered and said to
Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth
into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the
lord and ran into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians. and behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened, Keshi knew
that the lord had heard his prayers and used
Moses to cause a big scare for the Ethiopians.
So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears
to the voice of the spirit and heed the
commandments of the lord.
6 And the spirit came unto Moses again,
saying "Moses, play ye the ball into the left
corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles recorded their first
goal in the burning bush.
7 And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard
box again and caused another great scare in
the defense of the Ethiopians which made
the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him
unwisely and got a red card from the
Moroccan Judge of the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the people could
see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi
knowing the way of the spirit, said unto
Moses "because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands
of the deadly Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it, Moses
brought down the Armies of the Ethiopians
by placing the ball beyond the reach of the
make-shift goal keeper who the Ethiopians
had brought against him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi saw this
things, he became jealous and said in his
heart "see this small boy, for him mind, e go
dey think say him play pass me now because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I go soon
do ham watin drogba do Torres. Then him eye
go clear."
11 And when the draws were made, it was
said that the Super eagles of Nigeria would
go to war again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of Didier was
captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen heard
these words, he cried unto heaven and said
"My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat would be mighty,
else the lord send a Prophet

AND THE PROPHET WAS SUNDAY MBA,A GAME PLAYED ON A SUNDAY,AND A GOAL SCORED BY A WARRI WOLF SON CALLED MBA SUNDAY

MY MAN OF D MATCH

DailyNews: Moreover, good people are not only found on the internet, don't ignore people u see around u- in your school, places of worship, market, bus, gym, meetings, wedding/birthday parties, street, etc. Open up your mind to friendship and stop acting up or forming too difficult for people u meet in real life hoping to meet better people on the internet when those people might be the same people u chat and communicate with online.

And finally, don't be deceived by how smooth, good, or perfect people sound on the internet, don't forget that it is a virtual world- good, bad, evil, perfect, etc are all obtainable. Be wary of the people u make friends with online, always tread carefully so u won't regret, and don't be in haste to meet up with people u met online, n wehn meeting them for d first time if the case arises, go with another person, and make sure u tell ur relations n close frnds abt ur whereabout.

Above all, be friendly n nice to people around u, ur second half maybe a friend, colleague, relation, customer, etc to that guy u had been beefing n snubbing for no reason, so be wise n above all, lean on God cos only Him can give u the grace to live a good life and make the right choice. Goodnight.

wow! No wonda ur 'dailynews' pls update me more.

hornipipe: and you had to quote all that just to say 'nice'

e taya me o! So u sef notice am?

Maya2pretty: Hi, am Maya doll, I feel so sad and lonely, I've not find my own Man, it's hurtin my beauty is wastin, he's not there 2 love me, to care 4 me, 2 make me feel like a cherished woman, I miss him so much, wish he'l find me dis month

Hmmmmn my dear! Such feelin is so terible. *and I tot I ws d only one*

Waoh! wat a thread! Anyways 'Juicy doll' don show, wat did sh mis?

rainbow b: u dey claim say n girls dey do am pass,shey u never lie b4..abeg na equal afterall we be human being

Babe shey u 4 1st read pesn wey i quote b4 attackin me. No b me talk am na!

mikron: honestly guy ur own don pass be careful

infact, e don pass 'dnt b silly'

Gombs: Na girls dem sabi do am pass...even for marriage sakes....eg for obudu whr I dey serve, u go see mumsi n popsi dem wey say dem dey 29....u go start dey wonder weda NYSC,jobs,marriage get 'football' age too..

I tire o,thr's no reason justifiable for dat action...at all.

na gals dy do am pas & u mntion popsi dem (na gals dm b too?)

manny4life: After all, they said, TWO CAN PLAY THE GAME...

mor lyk 'it teks two to tangle' bt na only u kom dey dance floor.

paul234: last to comment

FYM

If sh ask u 4 gift, tel ha it's St Valentine's day & nt ha day.

homesteady: is the post not informative?
So u want to tell me dat...u only visit Nairaland to read news....
So u dont like d amebo part of NL?? Enn...nonsense!!

U dey mind am?

Babzilla: HOW E TAKE AFFECT THE P' OF G'

As e tek afect B on NL

instaforex ngr: My man of the man award goes to:
Patience Ebele Jonathan

can sh run?

Am d woman of d match, cuz i lyk supa eagles pass al of una.

sirugos: Bad beginning always makes a good ending. I bliv nigeria will go far in diz tournament. Hit like if u love nija

bcoz dm no draw lyk okro 2day abi??

tintingz: then the catholics wont see prostestants as geniun christians

As if the hausas are are the one that brought Islam to the other tribe...maybe muslims in china are not geniun muslims according to you

say wateva u lyk, al i knw is dt d hausa muslims dnt c oda tribe (muslims) as geniun. Tek it or liv it

If nt y r d non hausa muslims bin durin dier unecessary religious crisis

Truckpusher: *listened to the village town crier as he announces the cease fire*
*clears my throat*
*picks kolanut and throws it into my mouth*
*takes one bottle of alomo*
*goes back to plant my cocoyam*

*seats properly 2 watch 'tales by moonlyte'*