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Education › Re: Man Nearly Struck By Lightening During A Thunderstorm (Pics) by Joystark(f): 10:00am On Aug 19, 2019
I think say na only bad people thunder dey firehuh lipsrsealed
Education › Re: Why Are Ships Painted Red Below The Waterline? by Joystark(f): 9:58am On Aug 19, 2019
I'm not sure, but I read somewhere that way back when, copper paints used to be red. And the bottom of ship's were covered with copper paints.

I'm guessing the color kind of stuck?
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 9:50am On Aug 19, 2019
bomasek:
U no go reply me
I no see your quote o
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Odusanya Welcomes A Baby Girl In USA (Photo) by Joystark(f): 9:49am On Aug 19, 2019
This one everybody is giving birth...
lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Mike Tyson Smokes ₦14m, Sells ₦181m Worth Of Weed Monthly At His Cannabis Ranch by Joystark(f): 9:46am On Aug 19, 2019
See business.

I recall one politician clamoring for a venture like this one time.

Abi no be to go start weed farm like this??
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 9:42am On Aug 19, 2019
Alwaysking:
Does it mean you and your uncle are age mates? If age is just a number to you, I'm certain you are not up to 25yrs.
Whether or not I'm up to 25..
You have no right to call me a small girl.
You have no right to call me broke.
Sports › Re: Osayuki Obaseki Is Dead by Joystark(f): 9:39am On Aug 19, 2019
SaintChukz:
I think you need to learn a thing or two about popular family names in Nigeria.
You don't even get me.
Sports › Re: Osayuki Obaseki Is Dead by Joystark(f): 9:38am On Aug 19, 2019
SaintChukz:
They are a very large Family. The late Chief Obaseki is also related to Governor Obaseki. So there is nothing like real or fake here. If you bear that name and you're from Edo. People immediately know where you hail from. The Obasekis are all kins and close to royalty in the Benin Kingdom. Their ancient family house is just a stone throw from the palace of the Oba of Benin.


Are you by chance from Edo State?
If I were from Edo, if know these things you're saying nau
Sports › Re: Osayuki Obaseki Is Dead by Joystark(f): 9:16am On Aug 19, 2019
middlebelter:
Your thought is dirty. Obaseki is not only a popular name is Edo/Benin kingdom, but a well known name in Nigeria. This man was more popular than the Governor at a time, indeed Gaius Obaseki a former powerful GMD of NNPC was another powerful Obaseki. So, when bloggers or press mentioned Obaseki, don't be o
But the one I thought about is the one we know at the moment.

Those ones you mentioned may have been known at some point.

Why do you think the OP used the surname alone before going on to modify it?
Sports › Re: Osayuki Obaseki Is Dead by Joystark(f): 9:14am On Aug 19, 2019
SaintChukz:
Do you know the Obasekis are actually one family?
Eh eh?
But someone just quoted me now saying there are several Obaseki's in Edohuh
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 9:13am On Aug 19, 2019
Alwaysking:
Can you deny that you are not a broke and small girl? When I finished secondary school you were still sucking ur mom breast. grin
Noted... Your Royal Wealthiness.
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 9:11am On Aug 19, 2019
Alwaysking:
I know a loose girl when I see one, you will get a slap from me if you talk to me this way in real life cuz am not your mate, am not your mate in anything including money, silly girl.
Indeed... Age is just a number. Smh.
Romance › Re: Which one is better? Insecured Single Mothers or single lady but 5 abortions by Joystark(f): 7:54am On Aug 19, 2019
funmisticqueen:
why are you contradicting yourself?
The question is:
Why would you and all the others automatically assume that someone who airs her opinion concerning a particular issue, especially when it's not in sync with yours, does so because she has a personal stake in the matter?.
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 7:45am On Aug 19, 2019
macbede:
That was rude..but well deserved. Respect is kinda reciprocal
He called me broke... And a small girl.
huh
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 7:42am On Aug 19, 2019
Alwaysking:
I'm not kiddo, you don't have respect because you have been fvcking boys now right? get the strap!
Oh wow... I've been busted.

I wonder how you got to know. undecided
Romance › Re: closed by Joystark(f): 7:41am On Aug 19, 2019
kelvinrhs:
I fear you oooooooooooooo
Lol.
Relax. cheesy
I don't bite.
Romance › Re: How Do You Deal With Getting Horrny In Public ( Photo) by Joystark(f): 10:46pm On Aug 18, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Yes, anxiety or intense pressure may, MAY being the key word here, it happens, but not to all people.
Guess I'm not among the lucky ones. cry
Crime › Re: "HIV Positive Lady Threatens To Infect All The Guys In Sapele, Delta State" by Joystark(f): 10:40pm On Aug 18, 2019
Hell hath no fury.

Damn!
Crime › Re: Groom Cried; As 63 People Were Bombed To Death At His Wedding Party (photos) by Joystark(f): 10:38pm On Aug 18, 2019
Holieephuck!

This is too sad.
Crime › Re: Court Grants Obinwanne Okeke "Invictus Obi" Permission To See Dentist by Joystark(f): 10:29pm On Aug 18, 2019
I'm officially tired of this gist.

Something new should happen ejor.
Romance › Re: How Do You Deal With Getting Horrny In Public ( Photo) by Joystark(f): 10:23pm On Aug 18, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Lmao, you don't get it, the intense pressure and anxiety made me orgasm, I had to cross my legs tight to prevent my body from reacting to it cheesy
Hold up sis.

You mean... You were having an orgasm from 'anxiety'...

This is even crazier than I thought.

I thought the squeezing caused the orgasm.

So, hypothetically, I get really anxious now, say I'm late for something really important... The tension could make me cum??

shocked
Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Looks Hot In Her New Dress (pics) by Joystark(f): 10:19pm On Aug 18, 2019
She's looking fan.
I love the dress.
Romance › Re: Which one is better? Insecured Single Mothers or single lady but 5 abortions by Joystark(f): 10:07pm On Aug 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
shut up there, you are no better than those women who had abortions, you were too much of a coward. How do some women think sef?

Trust me if abortions were legal and safe in this country, nothing like misscarrying womb or infertility. It is women like you that secretly regret not doing an abortion.
Okay. Thank you sis.
Culture › Re: History Of JUKUN People Of Northern Nigeria (A Must Read) by Joystark(f): 9:55pm On Aug 18, 2019
Just reading about them for the first time.


Good job OP
Politics › Re: Taiwo Akinwunmi Placed On N500k Monthly Salary For Life (Designed Nigeria Flag) by Joystark(f): 9:51pm On Aug 18, 2019
bro4u:
Since you guys didn't place him on monthly salary ooo... It's now that his life is just remaining one bar. well sha better late than never.
Lol. Why, why, whyhuh
cheesy
Who told you his life is remaining one barhuh
All things being equal, he could still have like 20 good years left in him.
Culture › Re: How A Tribe, Kilba, In Adamawa Bury Their Dead (Photos) by Joystark(f): 9:48pm On Aug 18, 2019
Ha.

Interestingly strange.
Crime › Re: Man Killed And Buried In A Farm In Ebonyi Because Of N3M! (Graphic Photos!) by Joystark(f): 9:45pm On Aug 18, 2019
Kai... This is terrible.

How can I unsee this?

R.I.P to the dead.
Celebrities › Re: How Luminee Treats Her House Help (Photos) by Joystark(f): 9:42pm On Aug 18, 2019
Liliyann:
Truth be told, it's not easy training someone's child. Even with your own children, they will want to frustrate your life and you won't even know if you should beat or bite them sometimes!
It takes patience and grace of God in handling kids!

Judging with this, I can't help but wonder why people always look for issue where there is none!!
It's OK to punish your kids but when you punish your house help, they tag it child abuse!
Bunch of hypocrites!!
Maid or no maid, as long as you're under my roof, if you misbehave, ama punish you, if you can't abide with my rules, waka go your papa house!
I get the whole people will always talk thing.

But you gotta admit, some women are heartless. They don't treat these helps the way they'd treat their own children sometimes.
It won't be a problem if the way you punish the help is the same way you punish your child.

It only becomes a problem when there's an extreme difference.

E.g, we hear about women scalding helps with hot water... How many of those women would actually pour hot water on their children... No matter the offense?
Romance › Re: How Do You Deal With Getting Horrny In Public ( Photo) by Joystark(f): 9:38pm On Aug 18, 2019
Biglittlelois:
It happened to me once, it was when I was about to write a complicated exam in school, the anxiety and intense pressure to pass was so much I literally orgasm in the exam hall, I had to cross my leg soo tight, bite my lips and close my eyes, I felt embarrassed for myself cos it has never happened to me before, since then, I always controlled my mind when anxious and under pressure, lol.
You're both saying, 'I had to cross my leg so tight'...
I dungehrit. How can you have an orgasm from just crossing your legs... Abi is it not the same legs that I cross everytime?

Infact, they're crossed as I'm typing now too, nothing's happening, abi there's a special crossing I dunno about?? cry. embarassed
Sports › Re: Osayuki Obaseki Is Dead by Joystark(f): 9:20pm On Aug 18, 2019
Damn!
For a second there I thought it was the real Obaseki.

Not like there's a fake one.

R.I.P sir.
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 9:17pm On Aug 18, 2019
Alwaysking:
Seems you don't know your elder? mannerless child.
I'm sorry... Ancient of days.
Crime › Re: Take A Look At Invictus Obi's First Nairaland Profile Opened In 2006 by Joystark(f): 8:30pm On Aug 18, 2019
Alwaysking:
You were so broke even your boyfriend was, small girl.
Okpo, why would someone in JSS3 have a boyfriend??

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