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It's usually people with big lips that kiss laidat.

IDFWU:
All these sex therapist and Jarumah is still charging half a million for a session

Lol...
I wonder o.
The adult Industry is a goldmine sha

DaddyMorenike:
Best way to make a woman reach orgasm. Use pegs for cloths to clip her clitz , then thrust back and forth. U sef go rep!!!!

Ha
Peg?

Have you pegged your earlobes before?
Used to do it as a child, mostly as a contest with my relations on who'll last the longest, while taking in clothes, it's freaking painful...

Imagine pegging your balls sef?

This chat is very official... Grammar everywhere.
I think, he feels you're too uptight.
But I also think, the attitude and vibe he was giving out, was somehow.

Tonyreal49:
I got the Samsung A30 today at slot for 67k
Mehn everything about this phone is superb

The UI
The battery
The cameras
The speed
Dolby Atmos
The design
Adaptive fast charger

And finally the super amoled 1080p display got my enemies talking

How's the front camera?

R.I.P to the dead.

Alot is going on right now. We don't need no 'Strange sicknesses' abeg.

InvertedHammer:
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Let them keep sacrificing their lives in SA.

The signs are there. But if they choose to stay, that's their problem. There are 195 countries in the world.

Apparently in the world, Nigerians are the lowest of the lows. In Nigeria, foreigners( the Chinese, Lebanese,
Indians, Arabians, etc) treat them like shit. A foreigner comes to Nigeria and is automatically placed on top
of the food chain whereas when Nigerians travel to foreign countries, they are automatically placed at the
bottom of the food chain irrespective of their qualifications.

In foreign lands, the foreigners treat them like shit. Home or abroad, Nigerians are treated like shit.

Who did this to the psych of a whole nation?

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Lol. Home and Abroad abi? Lol

Ah ahn!
E don reach like this??

So Undertaker and Kane are not brothers?

Kai. So much deception.
Soon now I'll hear that Jeff and Matt Hardy are not brothers too.

Anyway, congrats Mayor Glenn.

Who will the pastor or church leadership confess to when they err?
Confession bawo. Na only Catholic Church still dey do that one o.

You have told God, why tell man again?
Not like it's for restitution.

Sad fact about migration.
You never know when your hosts will decide to become unwelcoming.
Then you get stuck, you can't leave cos there's nothing to go back to... You can't stay cos it's unsafe.

If only here's fixable, maybe people would stop running away...

Almost everyone is like that...
Once you find and get really comfortable with people with your kind of crazy.

[quote author=SirWhiteFish post=81788854][/quote]Ezigbo obara Jesus.

healthserve:
Scally wag. Women are the real ballers, once they know the figure, balling begins

So you been marry scallywag?
Lol. Oh well, birds of a feather.

fairfora:
I mentioned a stream. After he bathed us, he would bathe himself while we wait and stuffs seen would not stick to our brain. We also used to sleep together. Nowadays, with the level of exposures teens have had, it's not advisable. Back in the days, mothers would expose their breast and boys wouldn't even care. We were all naive. With exposure to internet and western culture nowadays, such cant be encouraged. A friend of mine once said he stopped wearing only boxer in the house the day he noticed her 12-year old daughter was always looking down there each time he called her to talk to her or pass instructions. Imagine that.

Lol... The last part got me. He had better start tying bubba at home.

Just kidding tho.

Lol. Many people here ain't happy...
They also want others to be unhappy.
You know.. spreading unhappiness

They look sooo intrigued by it.
Lol

Otti dan gree die for this matter...
Since 2015.
He should just rest now, return in 2023.
I still prefer him to OVI but Ngwa ppl no dey hear word.

One of the reasons it is best to remain in your home country.
You can tour the world all you want, school out there, vacation, honeymoon, shop there sef... But try to have a base back home...
So when shii hits the fan, you can always run home and it won't be like starting afresh for you.

Following

Octobertwentysix:
Marriage is the union of two people who share everything and that includes money. Handing over her money shouldn't be used but rather contributing to the family income, we've been married for eight years with two girls and a baby boy, the formula I and my husband use is simple.
we both have paid salary jobs and side hustle, I have small company and he has his own side hustle, from our salaries we put some amount in our children's account and the rest of the money goes into what we call our capital projects such as car, land and building, now from my side hustle I buy foodstuffs like plantains, garri, yam,palm oil, dried fish and crayfish etc because I have access to local farmers who comes to sell these thing on market days, while my husband is responsible for sack of rice, beans, beverages, detergents etc.
He is responsible for school fees, House rent I assist when needed but it's not compulsory, and any of us can buy clothes and shoes for the children. it's all about financial intelligence and trust.
Most women who try to hide money from their spouse do so out of fear of the unknown, sit with your wife and discuss what's best for you, just because A is doing it doesn't mean it will work for B. Cheers.

Okay, this looks nice. Married people come and tell us more o.

princfred:
Of course and that's very fine.
Yet a non stingy wive; a fine compliment otherwise the man can be made a goat if things go south for him financially by the very woman he made a queen.

If I may ask, is your wife from Rivers state and has she started associating with igbo women which precipitated the change ? Beware of her latest company.

What's with the 'Rivers State' and 'Igbo women' talk nau?

Y'all coming here, asking us questions like this one; without pictures...
How are we supposed to know what to say anything without knowing the exact size?
Can't be using our imagination all the time nau.. haba!

C.
There's something about trucks.

Manpoly:
may God av mercy on ur soul

may God av mercy on ur soul

And on your life.

shogsman:
The moment you decided to air your indecency here,it becomes everyone's problem.

Okay... Kill yourself

shogsman:
See what is coming from the mouth of a Lady,I can only imagine how cheerful you are With this thing.

Last I checked...
It wasn't yours.

This is the season of scam

Jeeezzzz.

This is terrible. The guy looks so calm.
Like wtf?
Oh God

Ha. Leaving naija will definitely be tougher now.

But seriously, if you were an American, considering all the havoc some Nigerians wreck there, wouldn't you rather they don't get let in at all??

If you're in a strange land and you cannot contribute positively, at least don't bring them harm.

ModelX:
The level of delusion, self-loathing, greed, and sheer evil that it takes to carry fake hair, fake nails etc. With aplomb, no less. Just mind-boggling when you think about it.
Black women are terrible creatures from the deep.

I hope you're white or at least half caste...
If you ain't, it means a black woman gave birth to you...
And black women are terrible creatures from the deep.


Catch my drift?