awoo47:
its not d same bro, how do we do communion service? and other things that need physical appearance

Pray over your bread, eba, anything at all you have, bless your water and there you have it ...
Communion bread and wine.


It mustn't be real communion items.

Besides, we were not there when Jesus broke the bread amongst his disciples...
How do you even know the bread churches break now is same as the one Jesus broke?

But you believe... by faith.

Apply that same faith in your house.

He looks like a Hot, NYC firefighter...
Not a Nigerian police.

Then again, I bet those guys we see on bus stops are like the scrubs of the scrubs.
I can't picture this one collecting #100 bribe from bus drivers.

Seen a few good looking, well packaged Nigerian men on Uniform sha.

Seems there's like a wind of death blowing around in the North.

God help us o...
At this point, we're exhausted.

Why would anyone be in such a hurry to return to church?

There are online services.

Must y'all gather together and hold hands... at this time?
Seems some Nigerians are on a suicide mission.

If a whole Pope can hold a mass in an empty church...
What's the fuss then?

Stay in your freaking house!

So 6 people just died on account of a mistake.
Damn!

Not just phones man.

Things just dey cost anyhow.

We don't even know what to believe anymore.

ARAGON22:


Wait abeg lemme laugh small

Is it funny?

MhizJoyce:

Baby girl, I'll take you to domino

Catfishing plenty for this Nairaland sha.

Wonder why man go dey bear "MhizJoyce".

MhizJoyce:

Yeah let's go out

Lol...
I no dey go abeg.
My life still dey sweet me.

This is quite impressive.

Now I'm tempted to go outside.

Perfectman91:


Serious? Send me a msg on WhatsApp 0906 pls

This one don rush drop number.

Make scammers sha no copy this your number show u pepper.


I no know whether dem use woman swear for some of una.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Congratulations
Isoright
Damnnnnn. A niggarrr and three girls


Damnnnnn baby

Don't say that. To you it is a perfect combination
But pity the niggarrr among the three ladies
They should add another niggarrr to that squad
If not the stress will be too much for the niggarrr

Talking from experience!
Got five female siblings
Am the only niggarrr.. nothing when all those girls fit do. They continue to behave like babies and seek for your attention.

Imagine Bedc restore light yesterday. No light for our house. Just for them to go switch from generator to nepa light
Them begin call me for phone make i come house come do am

Lol...
I can imagine

Lilshorecords:
So clarence shot it

Amazing how our minds can still think up jokes with serious issues like this one.

kestolove95:
I can't wait for my first nite to b disvirgin...I hope his rode is not to big nd his last longer b4 releasing

Are you really a girl?

Guess they should just fence Kano round, padlock the state and give Thanos the key.

Na wa...
So young.

At 18, I was... never mind.

Take heart OP.

Abeg make we hear word with all the bad news.

Damn.

Guess the entire human race is just "a lil hunger" away from becoming cannibals.

May their souls RIP

Juice Wrld (Still breaks my heart when his songs come on).

Don Williams

Sam Loco

Kobe Bryant

Avicii ( Totally loved the guy )

Damn!

Sad story.

Yet people will ask why you went to his house.

Trusting anyone nowadays is such a huge risk.

I'm starting to see that as days go by.

You should totally prosecute.
You probably ain't the only one.

OsuIgboIpob:
Midgets

DEM DEY STUBBORN DIE...

Just like that rude ceecee

Alright André de Giant.

I hope you are as happy, as you are tall. �

This post is creepy.
I regard my cousins as my brothers.

Wrong for me on soo many levels.

But if you're good with it... enjoy.

After all, we all sin differently.

PropertyBuying:
Good one... But why that last point? Why should of keep his/her talent to him/herself?

You do this and you get called secretive.

Ion wanna be secretive no more.

This is the funniest shii I've seen today.

Congratulations to them.

Make them name the baby Covid.

Damn