Phones › Re: Breaking: Naijaloans Ponzi Crashes With Over 10 Million Naira by Joystark(f): 10:21pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
Na wa o... People still dey do Ponzi scheme? |
Family › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Joystark(f): 12:10pm On Apr 26, 2020 |
My dad. 12 years but it feels like yesterday everytime. |
Romance › Re: I Saw The Biggest Penis Ever On A Mad Man Yesterday In Benin by Joystark(f): 8:30pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
lol.
O.P is jealous. |
Health › Re: #COVID19: People Already Dropping Down On The Floor In Kano (video) by Joystark(f): 9:52am On Apr 25, 2020 |
This is fake news na. |
Properties › Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by Joystark(f): 12:13am On Apr 25, 2020 |
stormborn28: the thing dey sweet girls walahi. We have something in common innit? You're a Stormborn... I'm a Stark.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by Joystark(f): 1:59am On Apr 24, 2020 |
Happens to me sometimes. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus Symptoms: Covid Toe Discovered As New Covid19 Symptom by Joystark(f): 9:39pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
goodlistener: Are you white?
Modified:
Cut the toe off before NCDC locate u, I don talk ma own. Lol. Nairaland |
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed At My Backyard, One Escaped by Joystark(f): 9:35pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Someone will kill a snake and some people will come here to say, "It's harmless, you shouldn't have killed it".
So if you see snake, you go first begin dey check whether e dey harmless or not... Mtsheew. |
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Hunger As People Queue In Lekki, Waiting To Be Fed by Joystark(f): 4:34pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Chai. |
Health › Re: About 40 Health Workers Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Ehanire by Joystark(f): 4:33pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Damn. 40??
God continue to protect these health workers. |
Travel › Re: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by Joystark(f): 4:30pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
This town is actually pretty.
Na people spoil am. |
Celebrities › Re: Take A Look At Cardi B Lookalike "Naijaqueen" by Joystark(f): 4:21pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Abso1uteZero: How people dey eat bole without sauce still dey baffle me till today.
Lagosians need upgrade  I swear down.. This was the biggest cultural shock I had when I newly got here. Imagine eating bole with groundnut... Wtf does that? |
Celebrities › Re: Lockdown Nigerian Lady Expose Man Who Sent Her His Dick Picture (see Their Chat) by Joystark(f): 4:11pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
OP why nau?
Some of us only came here for the picture.
Why did you blur it? |
Romance › Re: This Sexual Urge Is Getting Too Much,how Do I Go About It by Joystark(f): 4:08pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Stay away from Porn. |
Romance › Re: The Great Gain by Joystark(f): 4:04pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
He should go and meet Pastor Indaboski. The lion. Dude cures "sucrutum"  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Hate Giving Their Women A Head by Joystark(f): 4:02pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
You don't generalize about stuff like this.
It's an individual thing.
Some people do it. Some don't. Simple. |
Health › Re: How Rivers State Got Another Corona Virus Case by Joystark(f): 10:35pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
JBoy9: My dear you won't understand. I'm in PH. Been forcing myself to stay happy all day. Check my posts, it's all an effort to avoid depression cuz d lockdown has done me gbas-gbos. With this new development? Then it's over. Wike will be wicked with his decision He didn't lock down everywhere in PH. Just places that disobeyedbthe previous Lockdown nau, ba? Me that was wishing I had traveled back to PH earlier sef. |
NYSC › Re: Share Your Nysc Sex Tales by Joystark(f): 10:34pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
LeRabbite: Mahn, I have tales for days. Damn. Abakaliki, I will never forget you.
You have too much make up on your face. Thank God you called it, "My face". Mind yours. |
Health › Re: Deputy Police Commissioner Dies Of COVID-19 In Edo. PHOTOS by Joystark(f): 9:49pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
May his soul RIP. 50 die here, 2,000 die there... All this statistics na human beings o. Schmucks!  |
Health › Re: How Rivers State Got Another Corona Virus Case by Joystark(f): 9:46pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
JBoy9: Jeeeeeeesu!!! Wike is definitely locking down Rivers State indefinitely..... Meanwhile the only food left in my house is food for thought Hahahhahahahahahah. Jesus you just killed me.  |
NYSC › Re: Share Your Nysc Sex Tales by Joystark(f): 9:41pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
See how all of them are writing long epistles.
Meaningful topic now, na only one line contribution person go dey see. |
Health › Re: Jonathan Adewunmi Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In USA by Joystark(f): 9:37pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
May his soul RIP |
Properties › Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by Joystark(f): 9:34pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
The poor landlord must have had enough.  |
Health › Re: Kano Runs Out Of COVID-19 Test Kits, As Testing Center Suspends Operations by Joystark(f): 7:08pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
I'm guessing CoronaVirus will also suspend it's spread, until the State gets new test kits.  |
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Romance › Re: How I Ruined My First Kiss. Never Do This When Kissing A Girl by Joystark(f): 8:14pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
I don't remember my first kiss. Bit I remember my first REAL kiss. Didn't move for a few mins after it...  And I kept smiling like a fuuu  |
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Nigerian Igbo Girl Blows Everyone's Mind Online With Her Native Dialect by Joystark(f): 10:34pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
mabea: Nkanu I'd kinda funny and Sweet just like ngwa dialect too Nah... Ngwa no deep like this. I speak Ngwa a bit. |
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Nigerian Igbo Girl Blows Everyone's Mind Online With Her Native Dialect by Joystark(f): 6:04pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Damn. This igbo tie wrapper. I got most of it tho... But, damn. This one sweet pass Anambra dialect. And to think people argue that Anambra is "oral igbo"  |
Health › Re: Nigerian COVID-19 Survivor Shares His Experience At Lagos Isolation Centre by Joystark(f): 5:57pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
kendrick93: COVID-19 ain't a death sentence.. Meanwhile i just had this for lunch.. Man can't come and kill himself Exactly the same thing I ate. |
Romance › Re: What's The Bad Habit You Have? by Joystark(f): 9:33pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Biting my fingernails |
Education › Re: Take A Shot At The World’s Shortest IQ Test – But 80 Per Cent Will Fail by Joystark(f): 3:44pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
1. 0.05 2. 5minutes
Dunno the last one. |