₦airaland Forum

If this is your biggest problem atm... Then you actually have no problem.

Trust Nigerians to call everyone who enters a hotel a prostitute.

But man! As if PH doesn't have enough problems already.

omokoginimi:
Who is she? She’s not all that, she is just there; basic

N filter plus bleaching

How can you tell she bleached?

Nigga appreciate God's work and freaking move on!

BabbanBura:
Or from 'over feeding' rather

Lol..
What a way to look at it.

EastGold:
LOL

You don taste atarodo dick b4

I don't gotta taste, to know.

There's atarodo on your joystick.

BabbanBura:
Eight shildren! Joystark kom n c a father of nations here woo

The lady prolly died from malnutrition

PrincessB1:
It's shokolokobangoshe

It's just an African folklore character, like the crafty hunter, Disu the spider man, Mbe the wise tortoise, Ajala the traveler, Ekuke the swift dog, that's how the character Shokoloko-bangoshe came into existence too.

Reminiscing about the bedtime West Africa stories my popsy use to narrate, the character depicts someone that provides solution anytime, anywhere with good intentions. E.g when the cattle were complaining that; why will the egret be following them about like monitoring spirit
The good shokoloko gave them reasons why they must move about with them. They feed on their body lice to relieve them of itching.
Simply quid pro quo.

The meaning shouldn't be far-fetched since that's what you were busy searching the internet for.
Shokolokobangoshe means; EVERY PUZZLE GAT AN ANSWER

I remember Ajala the Traveler and Mbe the Wise Tortoise.

Awwwn. Good 'ol days.

NwaAmaikpe:




Tufiakwa.

As long as my two hands are long enough to reach my preek, conji will never put me in trouble.

Lol
Like wtf

philip0906:
E don turn "If", because na woman dey involved. If it was a man who was accused, you would bare all your fangs...

Yeye

Ok

Lol. Starvation bawo

If she's telling the truth, then that man is really wicked.

Sad indeed.

This is the story of many young people aged 25-30

Grandlord:


Come here. *opens arms for a hug*

How do I know you won't close your arms before I get to you.

wiseone28:
These old men will finish our young girls for we prospective bachelors

'We bachelors?'

Your moniker says female.

pocohantas:
Why na? I think skirts and gowns make us more feminine.

Gowns I like...

Skirts... I'm not sure

Lonelypacifist6:
Tell us please, the fourth option.

Oil

Grandlord:
Checkmate! How did it feel explaining your own joke? Weird?

In my circle we call this whole scenario 'playing naive to make the other person feel embarrassed'

It's just a power assertion move. Don't feel too bad amigo.

So you played me?

Grandlord:
What I notice is that the initial wetness is more oily than watery. So when you penetrate or finger, you could see it shining on your shaft/fingers.

But I think other ejaculates are a combination of oily and watery secretions from the vestibular and skene's glands. I think the oil is more from the sebaceous glands lining the labia majora or so.

Anyway you have a point but I think oil is more of an initial lubrication, than an orgasmic juice.

Lol. I can't believe you didn't get my sarcasm.
I meant actual oil bruv.
Oil well... Oil. That oil.
It wasn't supposed to be joke, now I gotta explain my own joke

Sheyb Pastor Chris addressed this sometime.

The only reason it's a sin, is because of the things you imagine.

But, it's been helping people since 900BC.

OP no pictures?

I kuku don't like skirts.
Especially, rubber ones like this one.

Grandlord:


Educate me my lady, what could possibly be the fourth option? blood?

Lol...
Oil.

DateMynd44:
too bad now I've searched the girl on Facebook and found out below.
pics to be removed soon

This isn't right

There should be an option 4, for people like us.

IDFWU:
Ok my bad

Nsogbu adiroo

DaddyMorenike:
my former gf normally peg my balls while giving BJ's. Oh i miss her.

Try using plier. It will give you maximum satisfaction.

IDFWU:
Yeah yeah...

BTW any luck with the roomie?

That was almost a year ago nau.
I have already finished living in the room.

IDFWU:
Literally!

You buy a deek or bwess enlargement cream, which doesn't work. You dare not come online and post the deek or bwess enlargement cream obinna sold me is fake
Abi u one take your own hand cast yourself

Lol.. this is just one sector. There are tons of other sectors.