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Romance / Re: Why Do Married Women Fear Regular Sex by Joystark(f): 9:19pm On May 22, 2020
I will save this thread.

When I'm married, I'd come modify. grin
Romance / Re: If Marriage Were by Joystark(f): 9:16pm On May 22, 2020
They go soon scam person for this thread. grin
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Joystark(f): 9:13pm On May 22, 2020
This feels like an Alcohol Anonymous thread.

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Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Joystark(f): 9:12pm On May 22, 2020
Ellegacy:
Never really done any crazy stuff under the influence of alcohol other than the occasional hangover and sometimes I get hospitalized for it.

Most the most craziest, wanted to recharge 500N card, I ended up recharging N5K.

The thing off me i swear. The highness commot immediately I saw the debit alert.


Hahahahhahahahaha...
That's the funny thing.
No matter how drunk you are, once you've done something really stupid, you just automatically become sober.
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Joystark(f): 9:09pm On May 22, 2020
crossfm:
Mine was during my undergraduate days.hanged out with my guys and we decided that we should go natural(palm wine).Na so we just start to drink, I forgot that there is difference between green bottles and white bottles.After enjoying the sweetness of the palm wine,we got home and I felt the room is upside down.I tried all my best to throw up but nothing came down.I decided that instead of throwing up on my rog carpet,I should go to the bathroom outside.I lay down in front of the bathroom and dozed off.one of my guy found me when he went to ease himself.
Nsukka palm wine is a strong thing.


Hahahahhahaha.
Ah... Pamii
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Joystark(f): 9:05pm On May 22, 2020
sylve11:
It didn't happen to me. It was my then girlfriend, after taking 2 cans of Blackbullet at a party in PH; my babe almost crase. She started dancing with everybody in the party. Shouting and almost removing her clothes. I bundled her straight into the car, drove her home, got her naked, poured cold water on her and gave her soaking garri. The next day she wasnt still okay. The babe vowed that she will never go close to anything that has 'black' on it, including black pots, black kettles and black dresses. undecided cool


Hahahahahhaahahah

I don't know why that drink is still sold publicly.
That shit is deadly. grin
Education / Re: Premature Ejaculation: A Problem That Is Not A Problem by Joystark(f): 9:02pm On May 22, 2020
TheEffective:


"(He wasn't trying to have se3x with me ooo i watched him do it with my friend who is his girlfriend to believe it myself)"

This lady is a professional 3somer


My brother it caught my eye when I saw it too.

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Health / Re: Is It Possible To Grow Taller At 20? by Joystark(f): 8:58pm On May 22, 2020
Lol...
Short people problem.

Me I'm still waiting to give birth, see if I'd add those couple of inches everyone's always talking about.
Science/Technology / Re: Monkeys Killed In My Village In Abia (Pictures) by Joystark(f): 8:56pm On May 22, 2020
This is just...
Wrong.

Besides, no be every meat person suppose chop.
We never recover from the bat wey person chop for China o.
Family / Re: My Dead Uncle's Wife Needs Children From Me by Joystark(f): 8:49pm On May 22, 2020
Na wa o.
You'll just make your life unnecessarily complex.

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Crime / Re: Salman Hassan Stabs Husband To Death In Bauchi Over Sex (Photos) by Joystark(f): 6:57pm On May 21, 2020
kai.
R.I.P to the dead.

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Career / Re: Should I Expose Them? by Joystark(f): 5:48pm On May 21, 2020
Better tell your boss.

You keep quiet, they keep doing it, you'd still lose the job.
So, just tell her.

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Politics / Re: Policemen Clash With Soldiers Few Poles To Ebonyi Government House by Joystark(f): 5:27pm On May 21, 2020
Confused Law enforcement.

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Health / Re: Are Ankara Facemasks Harmful? (Fact Check By PoliticsNigeria: FALSE) by Joystark(f): 5:25pm On May 21, 2020
I don't think they can do the job as well as the surgical masks.
But, when the desirable is not available...
The available becomes desirable..

Would probable make my own mask from socks when I have to leave the house.

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Nairaland / General / Re: This Python Was Killed In My Compound Tonight by Joystark(f): 4:54pm On May 21, 2020
Nothing wey human beings no dey chop.

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Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Joystark(f): 9:56am On May 18, 2020
I just pray she doesn't kill you one day.

She just might suffocate you with a pillow while you sleep. grin
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Like Bras, I Prefer It Dangling Wildly In Front Of Me - Eva Alordiah by Joystark(f): 10:54pm On May 14, 2020
My girl!
Pets / Re: My Pet Snake by Joystark(f): 8:58pm On May 14, 2020
Lol...
Always resist the urge to Shalaye. grin
Literature/Writing Ads / Urgently Needed by Joystark(f): 7:24pm On May 14, 2020
A historical Scottish romance writer, with experience.

Pls send me a PM or send an email to drealjoycie@gmail.com
Sports / Re: Clattenburg: Mikel Obi, Bellamy, Roy Keane Are Among My 5 Most Annoying Players by Joystark(f): 11:20am On May 14, 2020
I don't understand why people drop comments like, "I, ., jjj" and other pointless alphabets and symbols.

Is there like a price for having your comment appear on FP?

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Health / Re: Rachel The Piper Foundation Reaches Out To The Poor by Joystark(f): 11:17am On May 14, 2020
God bless her.
Health / Re: Rachel The Piper Foundation Reaches Out To The Poor by Joystark(f): 11:17am On May 14, 2020
ChizzyBuna:
I Go Like Pipe This Rachel The Piper


Jesus wept.

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Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna FINALLY Changes His Look by Joystark(f): 11:15am On May 14, 2020
Bald, with hair..
He looks gorgeous both ways.
Romance / Re: Those Who Look Younger Than Their Age How Do You Cope by Joystark(f): 11:12am On May 14, 2020
OP you have to show us your picture to confirm.
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Saudi Plans To Repatriate Over 11,000 Nigerians by Joystark(f): 10:56am On May 14, 2020
lol...
As if we're not already populated enough down here.

Very soon there will be nowhere to run as a Nigerian.
Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by Joystark(f): 10:52am On May 14, 2020
Urgh Snakes.
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Lagos Lockdown Online Vote by Joystark(f): 10:51am On May 14, 2020
Reference:


You're living in fantasy land. I tell you, if this country implodes there will not be enough policemen and soldiers to prevent anarchy. You will look for a rock to hide under and find none.

The goverment supported Covid 19 battle is long lost. The only thing left is to transfer liability to the citizens the same way ebola and HIV was handled. Manage the crises on the streets. The higher the death count the better citizen compliance will be until the figures stabilize.

I don't know about HIV, but I think Ebola was handled way better than the whole Corona situation, especially in Nigeria.

That said, "the higher the death count" sounds awful.
This is because, even those who comply, could still catch it.

Either way, this isn't looking good.
If a cure isn't found soon, Melinda Gates' prophesy might just come true.
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Lagos Lockdown Online Vote by Joystark(f): 9:18pm On May 13, 2020
Seun:
Salary earners who have not lost their jobs yet, single people who work online, essential workers, etc, will vote yes. Most others would vote no.

A lockdown is the most brainless way to fight the Coronavirus. Our leaders need to activate their faculties and figure out better, smarter ways.

We cannot afford to wreck the economy by locking it down. If we wreck the economy then where will we get the money needed to fight the virus?

Yet, we cannot afford to allow lots of people to get sick and be killed by the virus. The fear of being infected is enough to wreck the economy.

The only way forward is to use face-masks and enforce science-based infection minimization rules to protect lives and also protect the economy.

Oga Seun don vex.

Valid points, but how many Nigerians will obey these Science based rules though?

Without a lockdown, a massive spread is inevitable.

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Forum Games / Re: If Given An Opportunity, Which Age Would You Choose To Be Forever? by Joystark(f): 8:31pm On May 12, 2020
4ckz:
I think life was best at childhood, 10 - 16. Nothing much bothered me, not money, not fame, not sex, not women. Totall peace, I wish I could learn how to not care about anything.


You're a wise man
Romance / Re: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by Joystark(f): 8:24pm On May 12, 2020
MrSensor:
it's not late but you should have at least one child even out of marriage. You are not alone my fellow man. Things will be OK soon and pls target the younger girl for a wife (age between 22 and 30)

Why target someone that young.

Why not go for his age mate?

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Blast Toyin Abraham For Sharing Full Video Of Her Childbirth by Joystark(f): 5:22pm On May 11, 2020
Man.
I can't believe I watched this.

Just wow.

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Religion / Re: Ogun Police Warn Religious Leaders Against Opening Of Worship Centres by Joystark(f): 7:53pm On May 10, 2020
jnrbayano:


The house freaks and spooks them and you thunder they should stay there?

Oya make them flood streets na

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