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I will save this thread.

When I'm married, I'd come modify.

They go soon scam person for this thread.

This feels like an Alcohol Anonymous thread.

Ellegacy:
Never really done any crazy stuff under the influence of alcohol other than the occasional hangover and sometimes I get hospitalized for it.

Most the most craziest, wanted to recharge 500N card, I ended up recharging N5K.

The thing off me i swear. The highness commot immediately I saw the debit alert.

Hahahahhahahahaha...
That's the funny thing.
No matter how drunk you are, once you've done something really stupid, you just automatically become sober.

crossfm:
Mine was during my undergraduate days.hanged out with my guys and we decided that we should go natural(palm wine).Na so we just start to drink, I forgot that there is difference between green bottles and white bottles.After enjoying the sweetness of the palm wine,we got home and I felt the room is upside down.I tried all my best to throw up but nothing came down.I decided that instead of throwing up on my rog carpet,I should go to the bathroom outside.I lay down in front of the bathroom and dozed off.one of my guy found me when he went to ease himself.
Nsukka palm wine is a strong thing.

Hahahahhahaha.
Ah... Pamii

sylve11:
It didn't happen to me. It was my then girlfriend, after taking 2 cans of Blackbullet at a party in PH; my babe almost crase. She started dancing with everybody in the party. Shouting and almost removing her clothes. I bundled her straight into the car, drove her home, got her naked, poured cold water on her and gave her soaking garri. The next day she wasnt still okay. The babe vowed that she will never go close to anything that has 'black' on it, including black pots, black kettles and black dresses.

Hahahahahhaahahah

I don't know why that drink is still sold publicly.
That shit is deadly.

TheEffective:
"(He wasn't trying to have se3x with me ooo i watched him do it with my friend who is his girlfriend to believe it myself)"

This lady is a professional 3somer

My brother it caught my eye when I saw it too.

Lol...
Short people problem.

Me I'm still waiting to give birth, see if I'd add those couple of inches everyone's always talking about.

This is just...
Wrong.

Besides, no be every meat person suppose chop.
We never recover from the bat wey person chop for China o.

Na wa o.
You'll just make your life unnecessarily complex.

kai.
R.I.P to the dead.

Better tell your boss.

You keep quiet, they keep doing it, you'd still lose the job.
So, just tell her.

Confused Law enforcement.

I don't think they can do the job as well as the surgical masks.
But, when the desirable is not available...
The available becomes desirable..

Would probable make my own mask from socks when I have to leave the house.

Nothing wey human beings no dey chop.

I just pray she doesn't kill you one day.

She just might suffocate you with a pillow while you sleep.

My girl!

Lol...
Always resist the urge to Shalaye.

I don't understand why people drop comments like, "I, ., jjj" and other pointless alphabets and symbols.

Is there like a price for having your comment appear on FP?

God bless her.

ChizzyBuna:
I Go Like Pipe This Rachel The Piper

Jesus wept.

Bald, with hair..
He looks gorgeous both ways.

OP you have to show us your picture to confirm.

lol...
As if we're not already populated enough down here.

Very soon there will be nowhere to run as a Nigerian.

Urgh Snakes.

Reference:
You're living in fantasy land. I tell you, if this country implodes there will not be enough policemen and soldiers to prevent anarchy. You will look for a rock to hide under and find none.

The goverment supported Covid 19 battle is long lost. The only thing left is to transfer liability to the citizens the same way ebola and HIV was handled. Manage the crises on the streets. The higher the death count the better citizen compliance will be until the figures stabilize.

I don't know about HIV, but I think Ebola was handled way better than the whole Corona situation, especially in Nigeria.

That said, "the higher the death count" sounds awful.
This is because, even those who comply, could still catch it.

Either way, this isn't looking good.
If a cure isn't found soon, Melinda Gates' prophesy might just come true.

Seun:
Salary earners who have not lost their jobs yet, single people who work online, essential workers, etc, will vote yes. Most others would vote no.

A lockdown is the most brainless way to fight the Coronavirus. Our leaders need to activate their faculties and figure out better, smarter ways.

We cannot afford to wreck the economy by locking it down. If we wreck the economy then where will we get the money needed to fight the virus?

Yet, we cannot afford to allow lots of people to get sick and be killed by the virus. The fear of being infected is enough to wreck the economy.

The only way forward is to use face-masks and enforce science-based infection minimization rules to protect lives and also protect the economy.

Oga Seun don vex.

Valid points, but how many Nigerians will obey these Science based rules though?

Without a lockdown, a massive spread is inevitable.

4ckz:
I think life was best at childhood, 10 - 16. Nothing much bothered me, not money, not fame, not sex, not women. Totall peace, I wish I could learn how to not care about anything.

You're a wise man

MrSensor:
it's not late but you should have at least one child even out of marriage. You are not alone my fellow man. Things will be OK soon and pls target the younger girl for a wife (age between 22 and 30)

Why target someone that young.

Why not go for his age mate?

Man.
I can't believe I watched this.

Just wow.

jnrbayano:
The house freaks and spooks them and you thunder they should stay there?

Oya make them flood streets na