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Events / Re: Abuja Bride Cancels Wedding After Finding Out Groom Slept With Bridesmaid by Joystark(f): 7:52pm On Oct 14, 2020
The kind double standard wey dey this Country eh.

See how everyone is blaming her for calling off the wedding. If na woman do wetyn that man do now, they'll also insult her.

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Family / Re: Get Yummy, Moisty And Affordable Cake (from As Low As 5k) by Joystark(f): 9:53am On Oct 07, 2020
BabbanBura:


Scintillating u meant? Hammer Wetin bring hammer inside this kind gist nah?

Nah... Titillating. It's a word.
The hammer is to hit you na.
You said, "Hit me".
I obey instructions.
Romance / Re: “Hausa Girls Are Hypocrites Who Hides Under Decency” - Nigerian Lady Says by Joystark(f): 5:21pm On Oct 06, 2020
BabbanBura:


100% true - no exaggeration. They also compete on drugs with the male counterparts. How kayan-mata take originate from there nah? Reason am nah!

This was a year ago na.
I don wise small since then.
Family / Re: Get Yummy, Moisty And Affordable Cake (from As Low As 5k) by Joystark(f): 5:21pm On Oct 06, 2020
BabbanBura:


Hit me for a moment of supermoist, chilled coldstone ice cream cake while taking a midnight ride in a cosy beast round the serene illuminated streets of lagos highways, am dead serious!

Sounds titillating.
Let me grab my hammer to hit you cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Ameze Imarhiagbe: I Was Sexually Assaulted By My Lecturer In UNIBEN 32 Years Ago by Joystark(f): 11:04pm On Oct 03, 2020
BiggyB242:
I know rape is bad, but the way these women classify rape is like is the greatest of all sin, even higher than that of murder. A rape victim gets more attention than a murder case, most of these women exaggerate the situation just to trend. You touch babe booby she starts crying "I was molested" same girl having anal sex with one dude.

You are just unbelievable.
May anyone you care about never encounter a rapist.

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Phones / Re: Post Your Data Usage In September by Joystark(f): 3:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
Mine is about 37GB

Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by Joystark(f): 2:01pm On Sep 28, 2020
JohnOkolo:


Madam don't just read talk about those you broke their heart, head and trust.

And the times you bleep your boyfriend friend out of say you no wear pant come and your boyfriend go buy you icecream.

Are you not a Nigerian Lady, nothing was created that is worst and useless to a Nigerian Lady, my Mother and yours inclusive. You are a Nigerian babe so fucking up and down is something your Mother must have taught you, when she was telling you to double/tripple/Quadruple date cause you will never know the one you may settle down with.

Sending love and light your way. smiley

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Crime / Re: Indian Dad Of 5 Girls Slice Open Pregnant Wife’s Belly To Check If It's A Boy by Joystark(f): 9:34pm On Sep 21, 2020
BabbanBura:


Jeeezzz! Since Igbos have some foreign cousins like the Jews, could they also be related to these indians who are obsessed with male children?


Go away jor.

Nothing consine us n Indians oo

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Crime / Re: Indian Dad Of 5 Girls Slice Open Pregnant Wife’s Belly To Check If It's A Boy by Joystark(f): 2:53pm On Sep 21, 2020
@Babbanbura come n see o
Romance / Re: Choir Cord Mistakenly Sends Her Nudes To Fellowship Whatsapp Group by Joystark(f): 10:07pm On Sep 20, 2020
BabbanBura:


Ofcourse, neither option is my type! Tell me you are a straight lady and stand my chance

Trust me...
No chance for you.
Whether standing or sitting...none.
Crime / Re: Court Detains A 54-Year-Old Man For Raping A 6-Year-Old Orphan In A Church by Joystark(f): 6:31pm On Sep 20, 2020
In church?
C'mon na
What is all this?

Later someone will talk about indecent dressing.
I'm guessing the 6year old dressed indecently and led him on.

Stupid shithole of a Country.
Romance / Re: Help!...Can I Survive This? by Joystark(f): 6:19pm On Sep 20, 2020
Chai.
This is just sad.

I hope your helper locate you soon... Amen.
Romance / Re: Choir Cord Mistakenly Sends Her Nudes To Fellowship Whatsapp Group by Joystark(f): 6:09pm On Sep 20, 2020
BabbanBura:


You wan see fellow girl nunu? I dey suspect u woo - either u be lesbobo or real bobo

Maybe we should meet up, so I'd set you straight!

Oh wait... you're not my type.
So, in your dreams. tongue
Sports / Re: The New Super Eagles And Super Falcons Jerseys by Joystark(f): 5:00pm On Sep 20, 2020
These are really nice.


Alexxx embarassed embarassed embarassed
Family / Re: Get Yummy, Moisty And Affordable Cake (from As Low As 5k) by Joystark(f): 4:57pm On Sep 20, 2020
Now I'm craving cakes.��‍♂️
Romance / Re: by Joystark(f): 4:52pm On Sep 20, 2020
It's actually not that difficult.

undecided
Romance / Re: Choir Cord Mistakenly Sends Her Nudes To Fellowship Whatsapp Group by Joystark(f): 4:50pm On Sep 20, 2020
Show us the nude na make we judge
Romance / Re: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Joystark(f): 4:50pm On Sep 20, 2020
Oga go find work first oo
Investment / Re: I Have 450k Pls Give Me Ideas We Can Run It Together by Joystark(f): 7:06am On Sep 19, 2020
Ikillbrokehoes:
Those this section looks like joke section to you?
this is why I love both quora and reddit.
ok
Investment / Re: I Have 450k Pls Give Me Ideas We Can Run It Together by Joystark(f): 6:59am On Sep 19, 2020
Ikillbrokehoes:
I have something against useless and dumb girls like you, sorry I don't have sisters.

even if I have they will be 1000 times better than you. cheesy

Very dumb response, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, you should just keep shut instead of displaying stupidity blantantly.


Sad, you cannot recognize a joke.

Hope you have a day as pleasant as you. smiley

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Investment / Re: I Have 450k Pls Give Me Ideas We Can Run It Together by Joystark(f): 6:33pm On Sep 18, 2020
Ikillbrokehoes:
Don't let me slap stupidity out of u

I see you have something against women... You should start with your sisters, they're the stupid ones.

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Sports / Re: Messi Re-elected Barcelona Captain by Joystark(f): 6:23pm On Sep 12, 2020
Mmmmm.
I thought he was leaving?
Family / Re: Man Ordered To Pay His Ex Girlfriend $50,000 Per Month In Canada by Joystark(f): 6:21pm On Sep 12, 2020
angelfallz:


Wifely duties like?

Ask pipo wey don marry.
Family / Re: Man Ordered To Pay His Ex Girlfriend $50,000 Per Month In Canada by Joystark(f): 1:34pm On Sep 12, 2020
angelfallz:



When ubunja and Martinez9s complain about simps, it would seem as if they don't know what they're talking about.

Many western men aren't getting married anymore, hence the need for the law.
If men start circumventing that law they'll reduce the time limit to 2 years or 1 year.

Those outrageous laws were made by simp/beta men, to appease their goddess women.

This should open your eyes to how dangerous such men are. $50k a month you can imagine.
And some men are asking for such laws to be implemented in Nigeria.

But why would you even date a person that long, then break up? This one was 14years o.
In that time, she must have been doing all the wifely duties.

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Science/Technology / Re: Earth Heading Towards 'Hothouse' State Not Seen In 50 Million Years (Photos) by Joystark(f): 9:01pm On Sep 11, 2020
DonroxyII:
The Earth will scorch.
Human civilisation will be too top notched powered by advanced technologies with dire health consequences ...

I put global average mortality rate at 50 .... Due to Cancer mostly and other viral diseases....

I also see commercialisation of this air we freely breathe in 22nd century ..... Depression for human fuelled by Poverty!!

This present civilisation is rounding up as it's getting to her peak ... I see earth purging them out and Biological beings restarting from "0" .... Future scientists will refer to this present human and they will make fun of us too grin grin

lol
Commercialization of air?

That's a serious business foresight o.
Education / Re: Mary Edema Builds 2 Toilets For N36M In Delta State College Of Education by Joystark(f): 8:59pm On Sep 11, 2020
extol1:

I am not a thief.


A clear conscience fears no accusation undecided
Investment / Re: I Have 450k Pls Give Me Ideas We Can Run It Together by Joystark(f): 7:20pm On Sep 11, 2020
Play Bet9ja.

2 sure odds
grin

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Properties / Re: Modern 4bedroom Duplex Architectural Design For A Plot Of Land by Joystark(f): 7:20pm On Sep 11, 2020
Simple and sweet.

Baba God when?
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Education / Re: Mary Edema Builds 2 Toilets For N36M In Delta State College Of Education by Joystark(f): 7:17pm On Sep 11, 2020
Everybody na thief for this Country.

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Travel / Re: Container Falls Over A Car At Cele Express Inward Oshodi, Causing Traffic by Joystark(f): 7:15pm On Sep 11, 2020
This trucks and containers na blood sucking demon.

The one I saw today, the idiot didn't even bother to fasten the container.
And he knows the road is messed up!

Everyone was just screaming n running around.

Country bad, citizens sef no gree get sense.
Food / Re: Price Of Bread Set To Rise As Bakers Lament High Cost Of Ingredients by Joystark(f): 7:12pm On Sep 11, 2020
Bleep!

I thought it was just me!
Sports / Re: Dettol Cool Announces Odion Ighalo As New Brand Ambassador by Joystark(f): 7:10pm On Sep 11, 2020
This guy star shine this year no be small.

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