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Just tell her you're an experienced womb shifter.

She no lie o.
Although I think that's a Catfish account.

Hahahhahaha

Wahala for who no get who to chop her work o

Isn't this supposed to be doggy style?

Awwwn.
Nothing beats being able to do these things for one's family at least.

Game wey go cut, go cut.

I don't even know why anyone would throw a party and lace your cake with weed/hard drugs. Even worse, you refuse to warn your guests about it.

Not everyone is a drug addict like you nau!

phorget:
How about getting the mama a sugarboy?

My guy...
Na man u be!

Octopusssy:
Who is Blueface? Do they keep a diary with names of all the women they screw to be able to come up with figures?

A rapper.

Nah. He just sleeps with multiple women at once. Fivesomes, foursomes

uniquetechng:
Hank at 60 is older than both Kanayo and RMD.

Guy na 1 year age difference.

RMD is 59.

Okay is he older than Pete Edochie?

Peppermintflav:
My shout out goes to the following:
kosky,
MizzD,
safarigirl,
Venita,
switlily25,
Twaci,
Mimienudles,
prettybae23,
queenbetsy,
sweettease,
Liliantalks,
kestolove95,
curvysola,
Ladylite,
obembet,
Facebooker,
Amatarasha,
Prettydiamond,
obontami,
Lamanii22,
Joystark,
missimelda01.
These are girls I would love to date
I sent dm to many dem no respond
Happy new 2021 to you all.

Happy new year baby.
You seem like a sweet soul but why you name like 20 females like this.

Octopusssy:
The real question is how were you able to run through 500 women? Even Lexington Steele does not hold that kind of record.

I smell lies. Gerrarahere mehn. Shiiit

My sister it is very possible.
Saw this interview where Bluefacw was saying he's slept with over 1,000 women, in one year alone.

Chai... smoking just finish this guy.

And no body should say he's looking like this cos he's old.

Unless he's as old as Pete Edochie.. who still looks healthier than this anyway.
See Kanayo, see RMD...

Acecards:
I swear, I pray o! make she no dey relationship.

Even if she dey relationship...
At this point the guy suppose don dey prepare en mind to become side guy.

Fine like Genevieve

Zzor:
He should look for some lady around to help him do that, its only very stingy men that are always patronising the market

Wtf is wrong with you?
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

BabbanBura:
Chai! Hope he knows how to drive sha, let him kukuma be her driver for 2 months

The guy go turn cleaner join.. that money plenty o.

Columba90:
Simply, one of the challenges of extreme introverts.

This right here.
We want to be alone, but we also want to be with someone.

It's crazy.

Babbanbura come and see.

Living in PH can be quite frustrating sometimes

He's always been a fine boy

EzzyCarter:
With ur writeup and choice of words, I definitely have no doubt whatsoever you truly had a first class bruv

You had me laughing like an idiot

He's gorgeous.

For a second there... I thought it was Nancy Isime.

Shellsploit:


Her position on that first pics fit turn the elephant on., That look on its face seems like it wants to cum vehemently!

#Ikeoponku

Hahhahahahaha

Which one is "cum vehemently" again na?

virginprincess:
All this broke men creating nonsense tread self , haven't you people see real men that get married then ask their wives to sit at home, that is becoming full time housewives, those men do they have two heads? are they not the one taking the whole responsiblity? mtcheeeeew.

Can't believe you're female. I really hope you're not.

Uteghe:
The children look sad in my opinion.

Chai God.
This Nairaland

Finally.
Took him long enough!

The others... soro soke na.

Apart from the their big tummies, these ones look clean small o.

chipower:
Not 5mins, it's 15 to 20 minutes. Have a blessed evening.

Hahahahhahahahaha

Werey dey disguise.

You just had to set him straight sharp sharp.