₦airaland Forum

kolnel:
Dude you need to get a life
Stop acting like a Sissy
Whatever grievances you have against him should be handled maturely

Lol.

Anyone speak to correct gazzuzz, act like sissy or not matured enough.

Anyone have a different opinion is called a troll, or probably have issue with the Almighty gazzuzz.

I repeat I don't know gazzuzz and I don't need his services.

So no issue here.

GAZZUZZ:
Car owners I shall see you this week...


Even me I pity my self I will also see me this week too

Those paid reviews won't bring us to your workshop.

I checked some of those monikers complimenting you,they are link to your workshop

Just humble yourself when calls are coming in.

You never know who will turn ur customer after inquiry.

I remember before any question thrown at you, you use to answer it with 10k diagnosis, now you don't do that.

You should know you are not too big to be corrected, and rallying your sockpuppets to quickly come and do a positive review won't take you anywhere.

iyaegin:
i dont see any arrogance in his post Nigerians like freebies and we know how to abuse it.Probably becos you have not walked in his shoes.i experience same at my place of work so i perfectly understand.But we are quick to term such arrogance. i rest my case cos am not his defender..

There is no such thing as freebie from gazuzz, no one ever drove into his workshop and service or repair car for free.

His phone number online is for marketing purpose and sometimes when you post ur number online, you get unwanted calls.

Those that called him for consultation might end up been a customer.

His frustration is simple, 90% of his callers are not turning to real customers.

He should stop his arrogance and humble himself.

iyaegin:
It is quite apparent the type of caller you are...whats beef..beef is when i see this post..

Beef who? No such thing

Won't ever call, don't need his service.

I don't like the arrogance, he is nobody.

GAZZUZZ:
I receive an average of 150 calls every day, over 95per are from NL, some of you are nice and ask if it is a good time to talk, others just start talking about their car problems like you pay me to answer calls.

Some of you call at odd hours of the night and expect me to be nice.

Some of you call repeatedly (5-10 times repeatedly)


My response will be reciprocal to your approach.

I bought a Bluetooth head piece so I can multi-task while taking your numerous calls.

I have multiple threads for responding to queries, I have a mail box, there is an Sms option too.

I have a life outside fixing vehicles respect it.

This man stop forming like a super mechanic, if you don't want to take unwanted calls, remove ur damnn private number online.

Do you want to charge people $ for calling?

Now they are trying to implicate Saraki, now its political.

bodefakorede:
Boss jpworld, plz come n help your brother o.

Hope you have truly change ur ways... Anyway All the best.

Attention everyone, ogunvic41 is officially a fugitive of the law, he was detained on Feb 28 and release after 2days. Promising to come back to the police station on March 6th,
he never return to the station up till this moment, then on that same March 6th romeo3 called complanaint/kunletoks that an Army man in barracks has also detain ogunvic41 ever since then his number has been switched off.

A guy on this forum prince stand as shorty for ogunvic41 @ the station, when kunletoks called, he says he doesn’t know ogunvic41 that much, after few days shorty number also switched off.

If you hav any dealings with him, or he has been calling you in secret, notify the public now.

Romeo3 denouncing ogunvic41 in public is not enough, you are his partner when this transaction was done, and you need to be arrested as an accomplice, so prepare yourself for detention.

All of you involve in cheating this guy, you cannot run for long, I’m now fully involve, get ready SARS is coming for you.

EmpireGroup:
We already tested Monday to Saturday and Sunday was seen as best...

Just an hour of servicing... We have 10 auto technicians;
2 vulcanizers
3 rewires
5 mechanics

And requests are easily seen from our workshop after servicing.

The more you try to defend ur mistake, the more you make more mistakes.

how about if there is a spare part u need to replace?

You will need to postpone the replacement until next Sunday, forcing driver to manage vehicle?

bily:
But what if in 25 years time, your son begins to run his mouth and abuse drivers, calling them slaves and all sort of names like they are 4th class citizens?

Won't you agree that, that particular boy is an 'Omo ale jati jati'(useless bastard)

Na wow, this dog is on the loose again?

slavemerchant:
You are right, am a driver also and am proud of it, but you need to see his earlier comment and the way he referred to drivers like they are nothing

Quote that comment where I refer drivers like they are nothing.

The way u sound, it seems u don't like the job.

Visit yaba soon

slavemerchant:
I did MMM o and made more than i lost, i will not deny loosing money but am still standing strong and av learnt my lesson but please address what I raised earlier that your father was a driver and used the proceeds of that profession to raise you, abi you wan make i open your yansh finish

You were insulting everybody who advise u about MMM. U pick offense easily. That's actually semi madness.

honestly, ur mental state is affecting u.

MMM has ruined ur dreams, you keep claiming Uber is slavery, yet you refuse to quit Uber. You still struggle with the manual car giving to u on rental, and you are here claiming owner.

I'm not the one that cause ur downfall, ur greed brought u down.

Don't be ashamed of ur job, it's a honorable job.

I will still insist on u checking into yaba, for proper mental treatment.

Good luck

slavemerchant:
What is the difference between you and drivers? We are all made of flesh and blood, you can die today and be in a freezer while the driver will still be living and enjoying life, learn to guard your mouth, I know you very well and your father drove to sponsor you through school, you can deny it on this platform but like I said I know you very well, don't insult your father indirectly

Lol, make I laugh small.

Why are u so bitter?

I'm not MMM that put you in your present situation, it's ur greed that put u in this mess.

You are looking for easy money, at the end you lost everything, with the amount of emotional stress u went through after loosing ur life saving in MMM, you should actually be in yaba now.

bily:
Interesting development. 1% weekly remmitance.

This will make some noise makers here commit suicide

If u get gun, you go don shoot us finish.

First bank and Uber once offer hp to drivers for 3.8M, for you to be qualified, you must make minimum of 600k monthly for 6months,consecutively (gross including Uber fee) All the drivers that I knew, that sign up 4 that deal lost the deal after 6months, or more.

Whoever says is slavery, can go take a loan from bank or sell his property.

dru23:
Bro, sympathy is for the weak. Kindness will get someone killed in the jungle. It's all out war bro to lazy drivers or people that protect them. I didn't start this sh?t. Whoooo.

dru23 ignore these drivers, they want to force their opinion on u.

Make them go oga taxi go collect car nah.

Uber were wat billions refuse to buy cars, despite huge shortage of vehicles, choose to pay 50k referral.

I hav checked ogataxi FB, Twitter, and website no such offer.

If it's that easy walk into any micro finance bank and get a loan.

Since the options investors here are offering is slavery.

bily:
Seriously dude, you need to upgrade your mentality.

Because something is a huge milestone for you, doesn't make it a milestone for others/everyone.

That's how you keep accusing everyone here to go and buy a car first, even those almost everyone here knows they have numerous cars on the platform.

funny how you believe everyone that do not share your view is not a car owner.

I will not come to your level by engaging in a pissing contest with you. keep wallowing in your ignorance.

Lol, upgrade to where? To adjust to wat u want, is what you call upgrade?

If I downgrade 10x, you still never reach my level.

Go face ur dog and laptop business.

bily:
It's obvious you're just a troll desperately seeking to attention.

OK, we don hear, you don win. Keep wallowing in your ignorance

Attention from a bily dog?

So you never reach America?

So you never buy car?

Then you wan tell us, how much is good for the business. Just wait until you buy ur own car, then u do wat u r advising.

bily:
I think here in Nigeria, we generally have a get rich quick mentality, that's why we are making so much noise on driver vs partner and who makes more money.

@ olaboy, jpworld and the rest, I hope you know that uber didn't start here in Nigeria, neither did the principle of car rentals to drivers for use on Uber.

let's even take a look at USA where most rental companies buy brand new cars to give to uber drivers.

they spend about $30,000 to buy a car, and yet they collect average of $300 as weekly rentals from drivers. that's about a meager 1% of the cost of the car! and yet you don't see them complaining that the drivers are cheating them.

but here that we buy tokunbo cars averaging N2m, and collect a higher % of rentals compared to what is obtainable in USA, we the ones shouting up and down and wanting to break the internet/Nairaland. while the USA counterpart giving out brand new cars with lower rentals see it as a good business.

Na wao, oga dynamic, tell USA car rental company to send cars to you nah. At least with their brand new cars nobody will look at the tokunbo we are offering.

Just two questions? you don enter flight go America
b4?

You don buy car put for Uber b4?

If u don do the 2, then quote me, with dynamic and peculiar, then I go listen to ur advice.

julietromeo:
Can you imagine, you are a good investor indeed. You have 2million to buy a car, ordinary 100k to insure the car is d problem. I think that's a good way to change d narrative.

That shows how stupid you are, you call 100k ordinary, meanwhile u don't have 10k savings.

There are house owners with expensive suv, without 100k in account.

Talk to me wen u buy a car of ur own, with ur hard earn $ and give it out on Uber.

julietromeo:
The solution to all these driver and partner issues is HIRE PURCHASE. investor should get a good corolla at range of 1.6 to 1.8m. Release it to a driver at 3m to be paid back in 18months. Investor would have his money back in a year and profit in the other 6months.
If the driver mess up, collect ur car na hin loose.
Soon it will be difficult for partners to see drivers driving their cars coz a serious driver should be able to get his own vehicle within two years of driving.

What is keeping you from been an investor?

Invest and change the game. Or ask ur village people to invest and change the game.

In transport,

The worst deal, I have ever done is HP, I will never try it.

HP is the deal drivers take advantage of, drivers remain with you, if the car remain in good shape.

The best option is rental, if u have a good car, wen driver mess up, fire him immediately.

In transport business is all about hire and fire.

Emekayoung:
Which Aboki will collect 2500 monthly to wash ur car? Forget that thing o. Aboki don wise now o....

I can introduce you to one, he wash car better than car wash, if you don't want monthly package, you can do pay as u go, he charges 250 per wash.

Let's change the narratives, let's kick out greedy drivers.

dru23:
It boils down to how owners manage their cars. Go back to my thread during Ogunvic41 days. People were giving out cars left and right coz they want make money. If you are passionate about your investment you will not let it get to the point that your car will be devalued. Put some checks and balance in place. Hire good team around you. I do inspection every two weeks on my cars. Take the business seriously and hopefully you will reduce you risk of not breaken even. And hopefully with a little luck you be fine.

The fall of Ogunvic41 and Romeo3 has given all these boys mouth.

The fall of Ogunvic41 is not bc of 50k rental.

And they are taking advantage of the situation, telling owners, is bc of 50k.

The narrative guy hides in PH when Ogunvic41 is happening, now he run his mouth.

timifakay:
In the case of deformity arising from accident or a fatal accident, driver suffers biggest loss.
Comprehensive insurance takes care of accidents to a large extent.



Driver puts life on the line
Carry owner puts money on the line.
All nah risk, but a contented, relaxed and careful driver reduces the risk.

I have not seen owners cry about their investment, when they lost money, because of drivers recklessness.

I have been a victim, dru23 and many more others have been a victim.

We move on, you guys are here making alot of noise, about ur risk. If u can't face the hussle, quit that damn job and stop this stupid complain.

Soldiers/police put their life on the line, to protect u, how much is their salary?

Drivers pls face ur job, you are not in my shoe, you not my business adviser, stop trying to tell me wat is gud 4 me.

Buy a car and tell yourself wat is good for u.

julietromeo:
Why is he selling the car as scrap. With comprehensive insurance, his car would be fixed and back on road.

So easy to say. Alot of cars on Uber don't have comprehensive insurance, you are aware of that.

Some people bought cars with their last cash, they don't even have money to put plate number, talk less of doing comprehensive.

Let's change that narrative, let's talk about owners lost, and risk in his investment.

timifakay:
Due to stress.
Either trying to meet up unrealistic remittance or
While trying to earn more than partner.
Sadly driver suffers the biggest loss.

Until you invest ur hard earned money in this business, then you know who suffers the biggest lost.

when driver bring that damn chicken change of 40k, they think is big money, nobody is talking about how much you invested.

For example, if you buy a corolla of 1.8M, in 1year, you have not recover ur money, and b4 that one year, the state you will meet that car, you won't believe it.

A friend of mine bought corolla last October, he gave to driver, the next day driver hard a serious accident, car damaged seriously, estimate price to repair car, 400k, owner has no money, his millions gone, he is now been forced to sell the car as scrap.

Many of u drivers have rich families, tell them to invest, they won't you will come here preaching humanity, that stupid humanity should start from your family.

Dovehorizon:
the real issue here is partners trying to recoup their investment in a very short time frame and as such allow greed to set in by giving drivers a ridiculous terms and condition.
In this business, drivers have a bit of an advantage. Should you want to be in total control of earnings then you have to place your driver on a monthly or weekly salary and to me this isnt a wise decision.

Honestly, from ur write up, I don't believe u invested in this business. If u buy ur own car and drive in Uber urself, u r in no position to advise investors.

I imported a 2005 Toyota sienna, wanted to sell it for 2.4M, a driver approach me last November, that I should use it for inter state, he will be delivering 30k, weekly, I just laughed, then finally he came back to me and propose 40k,i reluctantly agree, bc of his bro.

Today that Sienna is up for sale for 1.6M, still people pricing it any how, bc of plenty of dents

I have changed the complete gear with 250k, in the space of 3months, 4 brand new tires, battery, oil, shock absorber, brake disc. Hub bearing.

Now do the calculations and tell me, if I'm making gain or I have lost money.

Car has lost its value of almost 1M, during Xmas, car travel to asaba twice.

This same driver was giving me 40k,and still telling me 40k is too much, that I'm cheating him.

None of you here is talking about owners lost.

Please let's change the narratives

Let's talk about owners lost.

vulpeslopez:
nobody in my family even knows I do Kabu kabu....just ask oga narrative....stranger to help??I drive somebody car don't mean I am depending on a stranger to help me...***it means I am surviving.... I don't do handouts

So you ain't proud to be a driver, what a shame.

And you are here claiming honorable job.

Goodluck with ur secret job.

darmilolah:
The Car shoppers "The narrative guy" is a retired driver just like Ogunvic. NEXT!!!

Ijebu koko.

I thought he actually claimed to be an investor+middle man.

He posted his flight ticket from PH to Lagos, like someone flying to Lagos with 20M to buy 10cars, I never knew he is here asking for people's car to manage.

And I once saw he posted something like invest money, and get return so so so time, something similar to mmm, but with Uber style.

darmilolah:
Hahaha.... Let me. Be the one to blow the trumpet.

Olesekeniwoye is smart. He is a partner. He own a camry muscle. He decided to give his car out to other driver to driver while he collect his rental. Then he himself rent car to drive.

This is the logic. As a lord lugard driving your own car. You will most likely be lazy.

His rental will most likely buy another car.

The money he makes driving someone else car is what he spend while what he get from his driver go into savings.

Olesekeniwoye work hard, smart and stay happy while others nag.

I think ifeanyi too is doing same thing.

And you want me to believe this fabu?

He owns a car, rent it out, then rent another car for himself. Why not just drive it yourself.

Western demons have started ooo.

I have always known you to be chronic Liar, I remember wen u told us, you held taxify staffs hold stage in meeting, you dragged it with them, until they succumb.

So how far with ur unionism level? Nurtw chairman in the making.

vulpeslopez:
mislead who??ode.....no go look for the guy way duped.....my uncle is a rtd colonel and owns a security firm in Lagos gimme 5million and we will help u find extradit ogunvic back to Nigeria

So you have a greedy rich uncle that charges a manhunt fee of 5M and yet refuse to help you with ordinary 1.5M car.

I thought all ur village people are so poor, that no one can help u, then u depend on a stranger to invest in you.

Give me that ur uncle number, let me inform him of the award we have for him.

vulpeslopez:
ogunvic way don abscond go morocco from there he go swim go spain

Thank you for the useful information.

I hope you are not misleading us.

Complainant pls inform the ipo this guy need to be brought in for questioning. If he refuse to show, the narratives guy will help us with his address in badore, he has previously worked 4 him.

olaboy1:
I don’t care how long or how much a driver makes. How many times do you want me to repeat myself.
My own narrative is my drivers will be on a 70/30 EARN AS YOU GO and not some current market pricing weekly block payment, that way everyone is on checkmate.

Yes I am entitled to protect my investment and if you see it as an obsession so be it. I did not come to beg money from you.
When you Nigerians don’t have any sensible way to argue your case, you start the name calling....greedy and envious hahahahaha, same archaic emotional blackmail you id#ots throw around. Same way Nigerian girls call you broke ass stingy nig#a when they are not able to milk you, does that sound familiar to you now.

Now run and go get your 1m ready.

You wan make the guy go Rob? Where him wan take see 1M?

Even him village land for ekiti, na 50k per plot.