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EroticAngelina:Shuuu! Na foolishness to accept an offer from ur loved woman. See oo. Person open eye sucumb to lucifer lies and deceit no be foolishness? Man value woman teasing. Woman value satan teasing..who foolish pass? No be woman foolishness make sarah dey laff when a whole God tell her say she go born? She hear am finish she still foolishly push hagar her maidservant to papa abraham weh zip up him diiick jeje. She foolishly beg d papa to use him diiick service d servant pololo. Papa enjoy himself finish she come begin jealous her servant again. No be height of foolishness be dat? Infact the descendants of ishmael weh dey terrorize the world 2day no be product of hagar or papa abraham only. But originally a product of sarah's foolishness. Study d chapter wella. |
Apart from religion and culture sef. The 2 marriages are prone to scatter-strophe. Bcus after having ur hubby and wife bedroom meeting, there will be another unavoidable brother and sister family meeting where ur bedroom meeting secrets will be scrutinized and discussion of what the other family might be planning. My dear that's politics with no impeachment. U go regret say u enter am. |
See gay alert. He doesn't need to avoid him. Let him just get ready by buying packs of condom and wash his anus deeply to avoid shiiit when having the gay sex. He may need serious painreliever after the 1st time and d anus go lose shiiit holding capacity. E go come slack like pipeline. E go come red. |
Ok na women weh be their mama age make dem dey look b4? |
STFUareyouGod:Lolz. Ok i no vex |
STFUareyouGod: LordOfTheWeed:If una wan yab each other, make una do am make we read. Wch one be my own. Na fun me create the thread for. Fp or no fp, my fun never stops. |
ayoku777:His sister? For real? |
Brethren praaaaiiiiisee the Lord! The Lord is good..all the time. I want to share my testimony to d glory of God and shame of the devil. On friday, I was frying dodo on my stove jeje and I was tasting some pieces from the frying pan as I usually do. But I didn't know that 2 of the wicks has fallen out. As I bend to turn d dodo and pick 1 for my mouth, the stove buzzed and the fry pan caught fire. Hot ororo splashed up but I was able to shift my face back b4 the splash landed. The dodo inside the frying pan got burnt kpatakpata. But I thank God that it is d dodo that got burnt, not my face. Praaaaaaaiiiiseee the living Jesus! Brethren share ya testimony o. Lalasticlala lalasticlala lalasticlala lalasticlala |
#Alfa sule all the way |
Its simple WHO IS CAIN'S WIFE? Or WHAT'S THE NAME OF CAIN'S WIFE? Simple as it sounds, the bible did not give any common detail as tracing who Cain's wife really was. After killing Abel, he made love to his wife and bore Enoch. Adam and Eve were Cain's parents. So who was Cain's wife? Lalasticlala
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I once dated a girl. Her name is angel. Does it mean I've slept with a spirit? Pls help. |
Many ppl dey waste d best asset for money ritual. I no knw why dem waste my own sef. Dem 4 use am do money juju 4 me. I suppose be millionaire now o. |
Make blunders and lead transparently-kudos Speak gud english and chop money-God punish you Make blunders and chop money-thunder fire you Speak gud english and lead transparently-a good example |
She fine but she no snap the pishure finish. E remain nuude. Abi she no know say once u turn to fashion or modelling celebrity d next thing weh fans wan see na nuude? OP, abeg tell am. |
He should dye his hair na. And those white moustache |
6. She sags and wear no pant. 7. She hits ur body with her b00bs 8. She packs her sagging trouser putting her hands under her private part 9. When she wear skirt, she sits freely so her laps can show 10. She looks at u like a seducer. ![]() |
My urine is the best slimming tea u can ever think of. If you're in lagos pm me so I can give u a sample 4 a test. Then u'll pay per litre after confirmation |
Dyt:Lolz. Nice one |
My grandpa no do church wedding for any of him 3 wives o. I go tell am now that he's alive b4 he die to come jos for the wedding. Hope they can join 1 man to 3 wives at d same time. |
They say great achievements begin as dreams. If u can dream it, u can achieve it. I'm not married yet but I have great dreams for my home in future. Just wanna share it and hear urs too. 1. Taking my wife and children out at least once a month. Its simple and doesn't cost much. One doesn't have to be a millionaire to catch fun. The beach is there, eateries-at least avoid home food 4 a day, cinemas, shopping etc. They don't cost much. Just plan out ur salary/income and if ur wife is working, then its easier. Having ur own car makes it more fun. Just catch fun 2. Birthday gifts. This could be an issue for ppl who never had gifts or their birthday celebrated while growing up just like me. My parents saw it as frivolities. But I've made up my mind having stubbornly convinced my parents that birthdays in my home would be fun. It may not be a big party. But fueling the gen for that whole day and playing music with the home theatre with jollofrice,cutting of cake, drinking malt and snapping pics with ur child's friends invited from d sch and neighbourhood isn't too much. 3. Suprise packages. With and without testing ur wife. Put her in pleasant suspense. Catch her unawares with least expected gifts attention or compliments, kitchen help and chores etc. 4. Never to bring office work home. I've lived with a family whr both husband n wife quarrelled for this. D wife teaches in a sch and brings sch books home for recording and d man complains. As for me work n formalty ends at work. When I'm at home I'm another person entirely. I can be very serious at work just to ensure I finish everything I have to do b4 I close 4 d day. But 1ce I'm home..abegi, all d igbadun. All still depends on marrying the right person though and study his/her likes and dislikes. The reason I stated these is cuz Ild like and I've always liked lively women-lively and tender. Its fun being with them. Not the stubborn ones. So what are your marital dreams and for ur kids too. Share them...u can't tell, it may solve some couple's problem and add value to ppl preparing for marriage. Lalasticlala |
You're still thinking of how to strategize your lies to escape beating and one aunty weh the matter no concern come put mouth Lalasticlala
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Its not an age issue. Its personality difference. Some guys his age like fun more than girls. But try explain to him in a cool-headed manner for while b4 u threaten to leave the relationship peacefully. Or u may endure till u're able to change him. I've seen tough ppl changed b4. That's personality differences for you. In some other relationships, the reverse is d case |
swaggerdgrt:Na so my broda |
Demmocrats: mozart1893: ilo04: adeh39: Ninilowo: mozart1893:I remain Loyal ![]() |
He/she isn't an hermaphrodite. He/she is transgender a.k.a shheemale. But in this case, he/she is hefemale |
Is this how to celebrate the day God brought u to earth? Even God go regret why ur mama no abort u. |
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money. 1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date 2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200. Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life. Everything total is N700. Remaining N300 3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140 4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt 5. Keep the N10 as savings Thank me later. ![]() |
I cook till now I wash my mama pant and bra I listened to gossip Sweep and wash plate Lay bed |
Why did it take this long? |
11. Condom and postinor |
Op. To be candid with you. You know ther'll be a time when he won't be oppotuned to have sex everyday. But now that it has come that way, ure to conform urself with his desires. It may be difficult to accept in this civilized world. But d hard truth never changes. I don't knw ur religion but if ure xtain, go thru d pic below. Thank God ur husband loves and adores u, that should fuel ur desires. If d reverse was d case, u're still to conform to his desires anyway. However if ure so not in mood, ure to say no with a begging. Dats d proper way. Forget abt comparism with ur friends and their husbands or with nairalanders. Finally, it was wrong 4 him to ignore the kids, u're d only one he should ignore if necessary.
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Immaculatebabe:Me I won't even wait this far. Shebi na me get my dowry weh I take marry her..no problem. I will just look 4 a babe to cool down myself outside and when I get inside I will clean mouth and give her d best of attention and smiling just d way smokers lick tomtom after smoking. At least dats how she want it. I can't even stand d rejective word "NO SEX". |
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