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Kimoni:


Ol'boy, werrin be this so

Na truth

The 1st time I saw a bushy private part

As a little boy my mum bathes me with herself in the bathroom and I noticed her pubis was always bald/shaved so I thought there was nothing like pubic hair until my uncles wife who paid us a visit bathed me one morning. Oh my..! Snake go full that forest. E come black welwel, maybe she dye am. The pishure still fresh for my brain.

Nothing is so amusing than to find a hard-forming gal in this condition.

Chai. All the enjoyment. It is not rape, she cannot survive it talkless of seeking revenge. Even if she survives, the pussy would be too sore for her to walk or take action.

Op. Noooooooo. Don't tell her. Think of the free rent her puuussy delivers. God bless u

U hire a houseboy, he can abuse ur daughter sexually.
U hire a nanny she can abuse ur daughter sexually.
The 1st next thing the parents will start thinking about now is influence from school and think less of the influence on the way to school from home and home from school with the nanny.
God help this generation

Pastor caught rubbing the breeaasts of his church member and sleeps with her in the name of prayers and deliverance

You can watch more here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG27E2iagXI

Please pals this picture got me so confused that I don't know if its best posted on jokes or crime or health but I finally thought of health

I've seen this kinda picture severally and I know many nairalanders must have seen it too but I still don't understand what ladies do it for...putting vulcanizers' airtube or panelbeaters' gas outlet in their mouth and passing out the gas from their nose. Please what does it do to the ladies. Is it to increase their throat size or smoking capacity or to flush their chest or what. Need sincere answers please. I really wanna know. Thanks

1st picture na miss
2nd picture na hit
Dat 2nd picture the guy leg big o. Like turkey laps

Chai. Mama and husband. Come where the mama sef?

Chaii nawa o. Everyday for the thief one day 4 d owner

Only God know how much the man take settle FRSC

Nice couple. God bless ur marriage

Felitsa187:
Foolishness. Boys of nowadays. So d moment she doz dat people like u wud still abuse her. Can u even marry a gal dat does such?

Stupidity. Mumu slowpoke. So u're so dunce to differentiate a joke from a serious post. Or u're such an old mama who doesn't know what female celebritiies do nowadays. Idiot

I will postpone the wedding and then immediately announce the reason after getting the contract. When ppl hear the reason they will give me kudos and won't be able to blame me for disappointing them

Kimoni:
Insult ke? Let's ask @ judgementhammer

https://www.nairaland.com/2686293/how-celebrate-birthday-one-thousand

Happy birthday in advance Akposy dear. Many more more happy years ahead. Stay blessed.

(Just in case i forget on the D-day)

Heheheheh. Guy u go pay consultation fee o. Ok just cook rice and fish stew.

OR
>buy semovita 1kg-N200, smoked fish-N120, palmoil(quater bottle)-N70, vegetable-N50, pepper(chop it by urself with grater)-N100 and soft drink.

Shey I try?

Do what sarah did in the bible. Go and get a househelp from ur village (even if she ugly) to help u in ur marital and bedwarming duties.

Just draw sex timetable btw u and her from sunday to saturday and dose her well with contraceptives. Shikena! Sha no jealous her later o.

Give me his full name and the name of his father and mother. I know one baba, he will conjure his brain to start looking for you in less than 24hrs

Lol. That's why is gud to fuuuck in the day. Apart from the dark sef. D papa and d mama sef go black from up to down including their genitals to produce dis kyn color of pikin. Darkness no good o

Oh. Simple thing.

1. All his pictures in your phone..delete them or if he's the one who bought u d phone..crack am on concrete or throw am inside soakaway

2. Tear all him pishure weh dey ur custody and burn them or use them clean yaansh after shiting

3. Carry all the gift and cloths weh him give u including pants and bras..carry them go give banbiala or deaf and dumb

4. If u remember how he take kiss u, put aboniki on ur lips. If u remember how he take suck ya breeaasts, put aboniki on ur breeaasts. If u remember how he take fuucck u, rub aboniki on ya t0t0. In fact d more he fuuccked d t0t0, d more u apply d aboniki. If the fuucck plenty wellwell, grind fresh pepper put am inside.

You go forget about am sharpsharp.

Nawa o. They should change the name of lasu to Lagos State Traditional University(LASTU) and their new VC should be a professor of babalawo studies.

Chai. Its gud to be a celeb o. See as d woman open teeth like jakal come stretch from her seat just to feel d gentleman's hand. The same woman weh open teeth for celeb weh no give her anything go go frown for her hubby or boyfriend for house because he give her 80k instead of 100k like say 80k no be money.

11. Running to ur books from using sand to mould house when u hear dad's car horn

12. Abusing your father when u offend
U will commit small offence and mummy is like "see ur gbangba head like ur daddy head or like father like son"

Calling of a relationship based on a text message. Biko is she 16yrs old?

See african bravery. How many ppl can confront a cutlass armed person. But d bravery was wasted on fowls not even bcus of women.

mrZENographer:
Your a stupid crazy piece of shit. I knw you like it, but thats what makes you a madman.
You shouldnt hav a computer.

Demmocrats:
This guy again, minister for finance. Arsene Wenger younger brother.

yorex2011:
Was the guy naked... How did it pass through his trousers and boxers.....

Lolz. Maybe he zipped down. He go don tay weh he nack o to be able to release this load just by dancing.

Chai. Majek fashek the legend. I grew up liking his songs. Thank God 4 him

God if I will smoke igbo or drink ogogoro on sunday, make me too weak to put anything in my mouth on saturday till the end of that sunday.