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cold:
These con men keep innovating new ways to fleece the gullible. And their followers being sheeples are none the wiser. Sigh

Lol nawa o. How does this make simple sense? Oyinbo too much

alterswerve:
Its simple.

Just tell him to never eat pounded yam after thanksgiving service on Sunday.


You are missing the point.


Your GO is indirectly telling you that he will die peacefully

Lol. He knows when. He doesn't have to tell the world what God had told him. He only told ppl dat the day would be a sunday. Its not that his death is dependent on pounded yam. He eats it often.

When the time comes he'll make remarks to the church, his successor and his family.

Yes o. I've heard him say it too. I'm not a member of redeem but he's my mentor. Said he'll go to church and preach a wonderful sermon dat day b4 eating pounded yam(his favorite meal) and sleep off

That's one of the benefits of serving God deeply. He'll tell u things to come. Death is nothing to fear for a genuine xtain.

I think its better and honorable than hearing of some high class men of God dieing by aircrash.

A girl would go thru this in her growing stage and later becomes unyielding or doesn't mix with ppl then they'll say she's not romantic. How can she be?

Experiences builds up personality.

Sweetheart don't abort. As long as ur guy isn't denying and u knw his ppl. Tell ur parents and go to them.

I assure u dear it will end in peace. Don't fear.

Na photoshop na

Just talk about how your father asked u to do a bank transfer of N10m and asked you to take N1m out of it. Na she go begin d convo with you. You no go need stress ya brain.

Papa na thief. Mama dey suspicious to insult and romance pass theft. Pikin don plan d theft with d papa.

Thief family yet romantic

Odeshi gone wrong

He tested it bcus he doubted it

He doubted it bcus he didn't have a strong blief in it

If he had a strong blief in it he wouldn't have died.

So if he wasn't doubtful, he wouldn't have tested it.

He would have gone straight to make use of it and it may work 4 him

LadyJul:
Why is it that most handsome guys like begging money from girls? Every time they'll begging money and expecting girls to give them money because of their looks....Most of them don't even know how to treat a lady right....They treat ladies like rag and believe they can get any lady because of their looks.....To hell with their handsome face....I'll choose a not too handsome guy anyday, anytime.....

Lol. Sorry o. U 4 no befriend am in the 1st place. Not all that glitters is gold. No take am personal.

Islie:
http://pulse.ng/gist/morning-teaser-my-husband-cannot-satisfy-me-sexually-id4377602.html

Madam stella what I see here are 2 things

-as a pastor, he doesn't have much sexual experience or active sexual life b4 he married you. Note that sex is beyond a physical exercise, its psychological too and xtianity affects psychology

-his refusal to see a doctor...well it could be due to hiding some facts about his reproductive health from you. Try find out if he's not had a surgery in that area b4

But sometimes I wonder. Every lady wants a very active man when it comes to sex. Even a mere gf who isn't a fiancee yet, let alone being a wife wants a superman on bed. Now how is this possible to achieve without either decieving many different girls or being a gud patronizer of prostitutes. Yet a lady don't want to date a man who does these two. Will d experience come from the blues? Someone just gat to be there for him till he gets better and use her pusssy to become perfect. Practice they say makes perfect. So think abt it stella; you could be his helper at this moment.

Enduring with a man till he flourishes is not only abt money o..sex is also part of it esp if he's d virgin type.

ABIOLAXYZ:
Allah Will forgive you

What I don't understand is whether d quaran also contribute to deranging ur brains

Some so-called islam faithfuls are spoiling the name of ur religion, instead of u ppl to bring them to book, u'll leave them and start casting insults on those who are reacting to d threats they're facing from them.

Why not leave the branch problem and face the root. And if u keep casting insults on xtains then ure gradually becoming a terrorist. I'm sure they all started like that too.

That's how u'll all be watching and do nothing until u all be like them and begin the 3rd world war. Peaceful religion my foot.

MrsPhyno:
Ah rly? Yah. I guess it's rare. I don't like too much attention and I don't like embarrassment or unnecessary gra gra lol.

Ok. I've seen ladies who like it calm too. B4 then I always think all ladies like lively men who talk actively and make them laff then they'll say "oh he's romantic" until I met a lady who said she likes n prefer the calm guys who have the gentle and mature look. That was when my curiosity abt individual differences arose. But concerning proposal, u just exposed me further. Thanks

MrsPhyno:
Lol. I don't like public proposals and I won't cry. He will cry

are you kidding me? is this real? U are the 1st lady I'm hearing that from. Are there really ladies who don't like public proposals? Please tell me more I really wanna know.

segtak25:
Source : http://streetgist.com/is-my-mum-going-to-die-diezanis-14yr-old-only-son-ask-as-husband-breaks-down-over-wifes-illness/

Op na curse o. Tell her to divorce that man and she will be ok. If the man marry 3rd wife na same cancer story o. Mayb na 1 woman weh he don jilt b4 dey do am.

Aminat508:

Na dis kind thread you dey always open

Let's do a survey


Ladies, click like if you think this guy likes yansh

Looolz

kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, I am a graduate but I am yet to be mobilized for service. In order not to be idle, I took up a teaching job in one of the private secondary schools in my area.

There is a girl in my class who has being acting somehow since my first day in the school. I found out that she always gives me lustful facial expression in the class. Sometimes, she will come to my office and asked me to teach her some topics in physics which i will explain to her. This continued until last week when i received a call from her ( i don't know how she got my number) and told me she is in love with me. I was shocked because i didn't expect to hear that from her. I told her from that point that it can never be possible but since then, she has being disturbing me with calls and messages. Should i report her to the management or quit the job?

That's a tip of the iceberg compared to what u'll see in nysc esp in d public sch u'll be immobilized to.

menix:
Just had my first Gorimakpa( skin cut) since I regained consciousness.

My first was as a village boy in the 80's, it was my worst Christmas because it dawned on me that wowo was an evil spirit that possesses thou could be casted out..

So my issue now is, I want you to be my eye nd tell me if I still have that evil spirit called wowo or I have succeeded in sending them into my neighbors pigs that Barks all night.

Should I go back to keeping my hair




Lalasticla.la I don't mind if you be an eye too..
Oyind17 I did it for you..

Ur 1st picture is in the 80's. So there was camera smartphones and DSTV in d 80's. I fear ur lie o!

This man wife fine o.

SMARTgurUxxxxxxx:
These two dangerous animals was killed in a bed room where that kid(the little girl) was sleeping.
She found out that something was touching her on her back,immediately she woke up and started screaming,a neighbour(the one with slippers) rushed and helped in killing the animals.
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I came 30minutes after the screaming and killing
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.who wan die??

Clearly something isn't ordinary about those animals

-the area in d pic does not look bushy where such extremely wild animals could dwell
-its not just 1 of them in the room. Its 2 and ppl have been staying there without hearing hisses or seeing saliva droplets from d monitor lizard
-cobra isn't a kind of docile snake that dwell in a house quietly. Its an extremely dangerous and poisnous snake
-no other such animals was found in any nearby room or house. D 2 in that same room

Those living in there should thank God o.

Targaryen:
I just really want to know why fathers are more affectionate to their daughters and mothers more affectionate to their sons, what i have observ is that when it comes to more love and more attention mothers tends to give that to their sons likewise fathers to their daughters, i really want to know why? cc lalasticlala, dominique

Its natural. Only children never question ur respect no matter how little what you give to them is, even if ure not too fair to them, they just respect u as their parents. Its difficult to achieve same with spouse.

Because yorubas already claim AKOKO-EDO in Edo state. Simple

Hmmm. That's observant of u op. How come I didn't think of this?

Ayvill:
share your reasons for being single!

I wan marry ya mama

Hmmm ok. Lemme go straight to the point. While d needs of women are mostly artificial, men want 3 things: sex respect and support. A man wants a woman with instinctive sexual flexibility on bed..a woman who will fvck him with differnt styles and ready to give it to him without having to beg YET wakes up in the morning and kneel before him to respect him like a king..infact a woman who would wake up at least an hour b4 her man to prepare brkfast and YET an intelligent and polite woman in the public. For short -a sex freak on bed, respectful in the home and modest in outings.

If you've ever had a good dream of a man who would join u in kitchen or let's you be a career woman etc, it begins with those steps..just try to win his heart. There's no shortcut to a man's heart than these

Hope It helps.

octopusfreaky:
yy u dey bring God inside this matter.

Because I no sure whether na truth u dey talk

octopusfreaky:
Abortion ke ,I have never done that and would never do that..

Hmmm. God see u o

Durenttt:
23times on 3different accounts

creatious goodness.
If that is true then I don't regret following u. Thunder fire those weh report u for ban

Op. How many times have u been banned?

PussyMechanic:
What I don't understand is why lesbians are let free and unpunished while gays face punishments. Is it that lesbianism is good or supported by the bible or quaran or how?

I wonder too o

Ok. It happens like that once in a while. Op answer these questions 1st

-has it been a while u had it b4 he started this?

-do you give an impression or facial/body language that you don't want or u're too tired for sex?

-does he feel tired or occupied these days?

Your answer will shed more light to the issue and yield better advice

Op in addition

-introverts are products of emotional battering and domination

-introverts are vastly creative than extroverts

-introverts have very active nerves and sensitivity. They feel everything deeply.

-introverts are silent analysts and THINKERS. That's what birth their creativity

-introverts have vengeful anger..the type that comes up once in a long while of quietness usually as a result of being taken 4 granted due to their silent nature.

-extreme introverts are rare as well as extreme extroverts. What is common among people is a blend of the two. That is why u could see an individual who is active in some situations and shy in some.

Unfortunately the world believe in extroverts than introverts which isn't fair. Even the crying prophet Jeremiah had to get the encouragement of being known b4 he was concieved in the womb from God, for him to deliver actively. Unlike the extroverted Elijah who calls down fire at will without asking God whether he should do so or not.