₦airaland Forum

Rest in peace

oduademonest:
It's the other way around; Jesus needs my money.

we shall see who need each other most will the time come

oduademonest:
Typical pyramid scheme: Take a lot, give very little , and then lie about how much you give

Tokenism in our church

u really need Jesus

Naijaguy123:
Deaf for ear but the Toto no deaf na .
Well done for having good education against the many challenges.

u dey sick?

SageMK:
Holy shít.

By year 2070, people going into relationships will ask each other for their —


1. Karyotype.

2. Birth certificate and

3. Circumcision certificate.

where u go dey by dat time

Sydney17:
Zimbabwean can do anything for dvck and pvssi! my time in South Africa was memorable! If a zim girl called to ask if you are at home,my brother just start to dey drink all the burukutu wey you fit drink,she no come play o! A Zim lady will look straight into your eyes and tell you THANK YOU if you do the thing well,Unlike our Naija girls wey go dey form E DEY PAIN ME! Jo'burg remain the Miami of Africa,if you never explore Jozi life,you no go understand! MZANSI FOR SHOW

my brother wetin u gain?

Sellfish:
The school used the bottles for Kunu and Zobo which it makes and gives the Children to hawk around

The kids are paying their fees with bottles and periodic hawking of Zobo and Kunu for the school

is dis guy ok at all

Sirjamo:
I don't know what the fuss is all about, we where importing toothpicks and pencils during the PDP years, those people left this country in ruins and its going to be years before anyone can clean up the mess.

what is dis one saying are high on what

Tonmiwatimmy:
see head
...............

like coconut

Ochuksbaba:
nice one,,FREEZE THEM ALL

tell them what are ok?

KingSatan:



YOU WILL LOOSE EVERYTHING AND RETURN TO NIGERIA.

YOU ARE YET TO EXPERIENCE WORSE PAINS AND SUFFERING.

I SENT YOU TO THE UK TO INFLICT PAIN ON BEN AYADE BUT YOU FELL IN LOVE INSTEAD !!!!!

YOU HAVE HAD A CAR CRASH AS A WARNING BUT YOU NEVER LISTENED.

I WOULD RECALL YOU SOON, GET READY.

bros i u sure u are ok

Girl u high

pussylips:
These guys should keep quite already

my friend are ok ?

fasmukol:
we already knew it was their handwork before, but they should not worry we will bury them by Saturday.

Sai Baba till 2023

see dis sand sand u dey talk like say u be God

Khd95:
his manhood live forever

what is dis one saying

rusher14:
Until you resist those bloodsuckers around you, I'm afraid this might continue.

Reno, see what your boys are doing.

The guys caught in Abia were PDP thugs.

The guys caught in Akwa Ibom were also from PDP.

Now, in Ebonyi.

Aren't you guys tired of bloodletting?

u see ur life

LuciferProphet:
Give me her lower half for keepsake.
Bury the rest.

u dey ok at all

LuciferPastor:
Now Daddy can get himself a new house, new Benz and fresh oloshos.

Lord, please bless every Nairalander reading this with a baby with a hole in the heart so they may buy these things for themselves too.

Amen.

guy u well at all

Earthbound:
I'm tired of being Nigerian.

bros never give up keep the hope alive

NaijaRoyalty:
You need a new brain

i tell u i get one for sell here if go buy

deomelo:
The fact that your are starving in your village doesn't mean other people are hungry.

e pain u

Clealair:
Is this 1983?

what is the difference btw 1983 and now oga na the same thing use ur head or ur head use u

ClearFlair:
PMB till you have sense.

guy i think u are the one who need sense may your mum and dad did not tell what they pass through in 1983 abi them never born them dat or may be ask ur grand father or grand ma nonsense

deomelo:
Sadly for you and your evil and bad omen wishing kind, PMB is a finisher and completer, your looting and stealing PDP uncles are world-class project abandoning incorporation.

When was the last time your evil wishing ways prevented PMB from completing projects?

There's got to be more in you people as human beings than hatred, bitterness, frustration and societal nuisance.

u don chop today

Jowonloju:
Yes, says us Nigerians that have brains. That knows Buhari he's not the best but knows he's not corrupt, knows his government is delivering infrastructure in 3 years unlike PDP 16 years. With less revenue from oil, compare to what PDP earned.

guy i no sure say u get Brian for dat ur hand u for no dey talk like mumu no president wey no dey corrupt all of them no big thief I'm in not support of anybody all i want is a person dat will take dis country to next leave not that thief at the villa thunder is watching u

Imortal001:
The combo of Atiku and obiliar will be a disaster to nigerian, so we are using our head so as not to fall on pdp trap. Obiliar u inherit $170m from ur parent after or before u put in $30m of anambra state money in that business? i dont believe this ur cock and bull story.
after watching the candidate, nigeria has decide to stick with PMB..

say you not Nigerians

Jonathan:
Wailers .
Dinner is ready
www.nairaland.com/attachments/8591957_04ebc014b33b49c1b9ff1295691b09d2_jpeg_jpegf264f7fef87cdf530fafa053bb544a88

Chai, Buhari is a pro .
See the man they call lifeless showing them pepper
If Buhari is the definition of lifeless. With all these wisdom and knowledge.
I want to be lifeless like Buhari o

may God answers ur prays u will be lifeless in anything u do in life in Jesus name Amen

ChiefAzubuike:
These are African spitting cobras and different from their Asian superior cousins, the king cobra.

The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Let's learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack but only bite to defend. If you keep your cool, a human - Cobra cohabitation is very possible.

bros u high ?

HungerBAD:
Interesting.

Later them go kiss their boyfriends with that mouth,no wonder some girls mouth dey taste funny when man kiss them.

Men dey suffer sha.

guy e be like say e don dey long wey u dey kiss dirt mouth

MczErica:
This osu potor-potor Olosho wants george weah to fvck her bedung pussy!


Useless chest-beating women are synonym to prostitution!


Dirty pigs!

obey wetin happen u catch her dey do em ability u no well

TarOrfeek:
Congrats on being handicapped.



Now you'll know that molding Eba, while watching TV is a privilege.

Even scratching the back of your nyansh is a privilege.

Congrats, once again.

guy u night well at all

pyyxxaro:
Sai baba

my will shout up nonsense