This man Mumu no be here

SLAP44:
Her excellency only rules over the north?

no mind them

mukhcech:






His your head correct.

ask ur yansh

confused soul

ogwoliun:
I am a type of person that don't like cooking, but the lockdown has humbled local man.
This is my simple way of celebrating Easter because it's not easy for so many people right now, and I pray that God will take away this plague so that we will go back to our normal life.

guy na red oil u take cook this ur food

Emmaomotob:
A god that came to die like a mere criminal after doing some dubious miracles in an age of idiocy. I would rather worship the Sun as the giver of life than a mere human being within unverified mental health.

e pain u

how much be d phone?

na God just dey help us here

never

how i wish my oldman live half of dis year. rest on my dad till we met again

I no fit shout ooo

na dem

kestolove95:
Who will give me head? I want to know how it feels

u well ?

johnmba:
Politicians use the blood of the masses to get power

One day the blood will fight them.

when?

K

K

K

handsomeyitayo:
Just now I see a rat staring at me while banging my girlfriend.. I have to stop but I continue due to konji.. looking towards the window, that rat is still there, I have to throw my palm slippers towards the window but I miss target ..I go back to as usual before looking up the rat came back ..this makes me to be stop and confront my girlfriend about it that what did she kept in her house that attract rats because she leaves in owoduni ketu Lagos. She said there are many rats in the street of owoduni. I have never experience this before .. anyone with similar experience?

mumu

kestolove95:
So e go dey Bleep woman abi wetin?

try near em now

netpro:
This has the making of PDP all over it. Majority of APC has nothing to do do with all the 2023 arguments going on now.

All the noise about 2023 is a distraction that only benefits PDP.

wetin u talk

slawomir:
Make them dey allow this weed dey circulate joor
Why them go dey arrest anyhow

Weed have been saving nigggarzzz from frustration and
Heart break


Imagine the day when i check my result
Fortran F
Pascal F
Assembly language F

Immediately na im i call my guy make he update 1000 naira weed
Na so me and my guy smoke from evening till 2am till next day

u well ?

slawomir:
Make them dey allow this weed dey circulate joor
Why them go dey arrest anyhow

Weed have been saving nigggarzzz from frustration and
Heart break


Imagine the day when i check my result
Fortran F
Pascal F
Assembly language F

Immediately na im i call my guy make he update 1000 naira weed
Na so me and my guy smoke from evening till 2am till next day

u well?

K

K

Davash222:
So, over 180M Nigerians, only 20M smokes weed??

Too poor, we need to increase our consumption rate please. We need to show our African brothers we are not mate in anything.

u well

Rest in peace

oduademonest:


It's the other way around; Jesus needs my money.

we shall see who need each other most will the time come

oduademonest:
Typical pyramid scheme: Take a lot, give very little , and then lie about how much you give

Tokenism in our church

u really need Jesus

Naijaguy123:
Deaf for ear but the Toto no deaf na .
Well done for having good education against the many challenges.

u dey sick?