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PoliticsRe: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 1:48pm On Mar 29, 2017
Asiwaju, the YELLOW TEETH of Afonja.

The only man that stole the property of the DEAD and the LIVING in Lagos State.

The manufacturer of MOUTH ODOUR worldwide.

Fayose si gi Nnooooooooooo!
PoliticsRe: Critics Failed To Create Enmity Between Buhari, Osinbajo – Tinubu by jumpandpas(m): 1:36pm On Mar 29, 2017
NOETHNICITY:
Yet bigoted hypocrites chosed to support GEJ not withstanding how catastrophic his 5yr reign was.
Have u guys finished sucking Osibanjo's scrotum?
u guys need not stop sucking if it makes u feel gud.
In your mind yellow teeth is a saint abi?. I am not surprise after all you were among those that shouted;


YEAA---- Youths Earnestly Ask for Abacha.
PoliticsRe: Critics Failed To Create Enmity Between Buhari, Osinbajo – Tinubu by jumpandpas(m): 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2017
NOETHNICITY:
We know them.
They er mostly frm one region
Overnight they turned fans of Osibanjo.
jus like they re fans of Saraki and Dina.
They re children of hate.
very pathetic set of pple
Those from that region are more sensible than you are, they criticise when you are wrong and praise when you get it right and that was what happened. Osibanjo really did well and they praised him. We know that yellow teeth is not happy that pmb survived.

To yellow teeth, I say NTOOOOR!.
CrimeRe: Police Kill Notorious Kidnappers In Rivers State, Recover Cars by jumpandpas(m): 12:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
Alariwo2:
Police should go and arrest herdsmen killing innocent people which is even worse than kidnap.

Useless force
Are you a kidnapper or adultnapper?.

What country of origin are you come?.


Why are you annoying?.


IS YOUR HEAD PAINMENT YOU?.
Nairaland GeneralRe: On This Day In 1987, Anini The Notorious Thief Was Executed- Full Story by jumpandpas(m): 11:48am On Mar 29, 2017
I was in primary school then, his name rings bell all over Africa.

Police is your friend indeed.




Mynd44 lalasticlala
CrimeRe: Indians Protest, Attack And Ask Nigerians To Leave Their Country by jumpandpas(m): 8:45pm On Mar 27, 2017
Hmmm



Cc, iyob7 wayaa007
HealthRe: Help!! Vibration On My Penis Tip by jumpandpas(m): 8:37pm On Mar 27, 2017
Do you masturbate, have you contacted STDS B4?.
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has No Certificate Scandal" - Garba Shehu by jumpandpas(m): 2:53pm On Mar 27, 2017
[quote author=NovusHomo post=54995111][/quote]Lolz
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Who Threatened His Ex-girlfriend With Her Nude,claims He Was Hacked by jumpandpas(m): 12:51pm On Mar 27, 2017
.....and the senate asked him;



'How are you going to cope with your work considering your age'.



He answered;


'Go and ask Robert Mugabe if age is affecting his duties'.

I must be famous by fire by force.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Timeline Of Events That Helped Move The Exchange Rate Moved From N520 To N390 by jumpandpas(m): 12:02pm On Mar 27, 2017
Leave Emefiele alone, hold Buhari responsible because recession is in him.
Thank God for Osibanjo who took advantage of vegetable president, if not Nigeria for don hear am.
Christianity EtcRe: See Photo Of A Lord Chosen Church Member That Has Got Nigerians Talking(pics) by jumpandpas(m): 10:39am On Mar 27, 2017
DutchNegro:
Good question, a product of a right heart. All the other comments I've read so far were angry attacks at a man of peace... Some say he is mad, but I ask what makes him mad? Seeing a man dressed in a clothing material of his choice and people call him mad... I think people need to check themselves.
Some comments here were out of hatred just like the hatred that made people to set an armed robber free and killed Jesus even when Pilate have told them that Jesus was innocent.
EducationRe: ‘Expel Students With Less Than 0.5 CGPA’ – Anthony Onwuka, Minister Of State by jumpandpas(m): 9:17am On Mar 27, 2017
Useless and stupid politicians that have destroyed all our institutions of learning. While their Children schools abroad, they are here frustrating Nigerian students, killing their brains with constant strikes.


All the politicians in Nigeria are crimals.

Don't support them.

They will kill your parents and take your land.
PoliticsRe: Senate Probes Buhari, Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan Over N4tr Customs Revenue by jumpandpas(m): 9:09am On Mar 27, 2017
SNIPER123:
cheesy You guys should let me know when Ya'adua is coming to answer you. cheesy
Can you imaging, will they arrest Yaradua if found guilty?.
I DON'T UNDERKWURUOTO THIS.
PropertiesRe: Sublet/squatting Tenants Is Refusing To Move. by jumpandpas(m): 9:04am On Mar 27, 2017
delishpot:
If I traveled and left someone in my house, I will let the landlord know that I am still responsible for the rent and as such my family can stay. In sane climes you will pay extra for bringing in a squatter to live in the house with you. I believe the real tenant has washed his hands off the rent when he moved out (not not that he traveled he moved out and relocated) at the end of the contract year, a landlord can decide that he would no longer renew the contract and give a tenant ample time to arrange another place and move. If he was a squatter (that means he wasn't paying rent or having any official ties to support his right to use the place for a certain period of time as OP puts it, then he can not come and insist he stays and becomes an official tenant. Yes he can not be kicked out just like that but he can not insist he become a tenant by force.
One thing about humans is that we write or say things to win any argument but in practicality, we do otherwise.
PropertiesRe: Sublet/squatting Tenants Is Refusing To Move. by jumpandpas(m): 8:46am On Mar 27, 2017
delishpot:
But he isn't a legal tenant so how would someone inform him officially? I consider hat h is doing to be trespassing IMO

OP, maybe the lawyer/care taker has been Choping the man's rent without documentation.
You traveled and left your family members either wife or brother in your rented apartment, and the landlord went and sold the house to another person without contacting you and the buyer just came from God knows where and begin to threatening your wife or brother to leave. What will you do?.

If the buyer and the seller had followed due process, there won't be this problem.

The law says, before you buy or rent a house where there are occupants, you should have a meeting with the occupants and let them know that the house will be sold at any time. Where you need to refund money, you do so.

Pls don't buy or rent house occupied by people without following due process.
PropertiesRe: Sublet/squatting Tenants Is Refusing To Move. by jumpandpas(m): 8:28am On Mar 27, 2017
Daboomb:
Tenants have right, so do House owners.
If you are not a bonafide tenant, you cant enjoy the "rights" of a tenant, under the law.

So, the crux of the matter is for you to establish that he is NOT a Tenant in that premises but rather he is Trespassing on your property.


*get the original tenancy agreement of the tenant he is squatting with, from the Lawyer (I dont trust that your Lawyer one bit!).
*get the real tenant to "communicate with you" in writing that the has vacated the residence. You can send him a chat message asking if he is still interested in the house but you must phrase it in a way that will make him to say NO.
For example, tell him their are some charges that he needs to pay (Security charge, Maintenance charges, e.t.c that amounts to #100K), and you want to know if he should be billed, on the assumption that he is still holding unto the place!
grin grin

I am sure he will quickly tell you that he is no longer responsible for the place!
undecided grin

Armed with that "exchange of communication", you can just reply him that since he has vacated the place, you will no longer demand such money from him nor establish further communication with him and just wish him well in his new abode.

Now, go back to the "Squatter" and let him know that he is TRESPASSING on your property.
Dont even say he is squatting at all.

Give him two days to disappear (ofc, he wont).
Report a case of "Trespassing on private property" to the Police and charge him to court.
In the meantime, you have the right to recover your property as the law does not protect anyone committing an offence.
Double Lock the place and let him go and bring Police (The same Police that you have reported him to, for Trespassing!)

As for the Mediation Center, simply tell them you dont know him and that you have reported him to the Police for trespassing on your property.
Since he is the one that would be claiming he is your Tenant, the onus is on him to provide evidence of a tenancy contract between YOu and HIM
.

Now, (if you want to be nice...l am not) he can be advised to leave the place, with a "written undertaking" in place, in a week or two weeks time (Its not your business if he sleeps under the bridge, he is obviously a trouble maker and such people dont deserve any pity).
Dont agree to more than two weeks, be firm on this because after that length of time, you are going to "dash him" some "Squatter Rights" which you dont want to.

On the contrary, he might prove stubborn:
Charge his Trespass case to court .. while he will charge you to court for violating his "tenancy rights", as a Landlord!
Your Lawyer will insist, at the Mediation Centre, that there is an ongoing "Criminal case" on the matter and as such, it super-ceeds a "Civil case" of Tenancy.
A Criminal case must finish before the civil part/matter can be heard! grin grin

So, he gets docked for trespassing..... and You win that case because you did not rent the place to him nor did you have any rent Contract with him.

His defence will be that "he sublet the place" from the previous Tenant.
You will debunk that by saying the previous tenant has vacated the place and you dont know who he is andneither are you a party to subletting, which is unlawful and illegal.
(That "written communication" you established with the bonafide tenant, is your proof)

Apart from the fact that subletting is illegal, you actually dont know him. Finito.
He could be fined or jailed for Trespassing. I dont give a f*ck!

The Civil case will die a natural death, using the same arguments above (ofc, he wont even show face again.)

You see why l said l dont trust that your Lawyer?
he should have laid all these down on the table for you.

Now, can l have my "pay" for this brief, please? l wrote it at 3am! grin grin
If you say that the old tenant have vacated the place and you don't know him (the present occupant), I will ask you to clap for yourself for not knowing when a stranger occupied your property.

Don't forget that a tenant has the right to travel and leave his family members in his rented apartment.

Did you contact the old tenant?.

Were the present occupants properly informed before the house was sold?.
PropertiesRe: Sublet/squatting Tenants Is Refusing To Move. by jumpandpas(m): 7:25am On Mar 27, 2017
bebe2:
He said he can't leave, he asked me where do I expect him to get 500k that he will used to secure another property? shocked. That he has a wife and 2 young children children and. Any afford to move.

The guy is crazy ooo
Were they properly informed that the house will be sold or have been put for sale or you just bought the house and told them to leave?.
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Asks Buhari To Reveal Health Status, Backs IPOB, Others by jumpandpas(m): 7:14am On Mar 27, 2017
sarrki:
Ipob is confused right


Is this part of their agitation?

why asking him to declare his health statuis
We are no more interested in his health status, all we know is that he DRANK HIV BLLOD in London hospital.
CrimeRe: Suicidal Man Rescued In Lagos While Trying To Jump Into A Lagoon. Photos by jumpandpas(m): 6:08am On Mar 27, 2017
Funlordmaniac:
No need wondering where this one hails from! Must definitely be one of those part time jewish kids of hate! See the poor diction and tears as usual! Ipork youths....SMH!
Take your diction to your your pocket. Those ruling you are not better.

With your good ascent or diction, nobody knows you.

I am not and English man but Igbo.

Nobody thought me Igbo but English was forced on me by wicked Lugard.

If I don't write it well, shame on you and Lugard.

I am sure the Queen can't write or speak Igbo.

With all your grammar, I can employ you to be flushing my toilet.

No insult intended.

Thank you and remain confuse.
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has No Certificate Scandal" - Garba Shehu by jumpandpas(m): 5:39am On Mar 27, 2017
Buhari, if you say you go school pronounce 'people.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Three Things I Did While In Prison — Obasanjo by jumpandpas(m): 5:21am On Mar 27, 2017
Show us your statements of accounts from the day your were released from prison till date.
CrimeRe: Suicidal Man Rescued In Lagos While Trying To Jump Into A Lagoon. Photos by jumpandpas(m): 5:16am On Mar 27, 2017
You didn't rescue the doctor and you are now rescuing others. Is it because the doctor na IPOB or you decided to allow him jump in and die since Akiolu promised them langoon.
I don't UNDERKWURUOTO this.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Threatens His Ex-girlfriend With Her Nudes Over Infidelity by jumpandpas(m): 5:02am On Mar 27, 2017
goldbim:
The guy is quite childish and immature..anyways,how was service ??
Good question to a wrong person. Hope you know the meaning of anti Christ?.
PoliticsRe: Police Deployed To Southern Kaduna Complains Of Lack Of Weapons&welfare by jumpandpas(m): 7:33pm On Mar 26, 2017
Sarrki why naa
CrimeRe: Our Victim Didn’t Have N10m Ransom, So We Took His Heart – Arrested suspect(pic) by jumpandpas(m): 7:31pm On Mar 26, 2017
Seun lalasticlala Mynd44
CrimeRe: Vigilante Member Shoots His Colleague To Death In Niger State (Graphic Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 7:28pm On Mar 26, 2017
Sometimes, people reap what they sow.
FamilyRe: Happy Mother's Day: Share Your Mum's Photos And Pray For Her by jumpandpas(m): 7:15pm On Mar 26, 2017
akoko11:
How? U lost her or what are u saying
March 14th 1984 was a sad day for me.
PropertiesRe: Update On The Collapsed Building In Enugu by jumpandpas(m): 7:12pm On Mar 26, 2017
AkinPhysicist:
cheesy The probably bought materials from an Igbo contractor cheesy
TAKE MY LAST FVCK.
FamilyRe: Happy Mother's Day: Share Your Mum's Photos And Pray For Her by jumpandpas(m): 7:09pm On Mar 26, 2017
I no get mother
PropertiesRe: Update On The Collapsed Building In Enugu by jumpandpas(m): 7:07pm On Mar 26, 2017
AkinPhysicist:
cheesy Truth is sometimes bitter. If you like report my to 'the dilector na u sabi cheesy
Idumota Ikeja TB Joshua.

Let your conscience be the judge.
PropertiesRe: Update On The Collapsed Building In Enugu by jumpandpas(m): 7:04pm On Mar 26, 2017
1Rebel:
I will
OK boss.

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