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RomanceRe: How To Get A Girl's Number With Ease by jumpandpas(m): 12:25pm On Mar 25, 2017
hedonistic:
Don't mind the miserable parasites. I only blame men for their relentless lust, if not, why would women think they're doing you a favour by giving you their number? At the end of the day they would be a financial and emotional burden to you.
Any money given to a woman in the name of friendship, is a waste.
FamilyRe: Does A Law On Human Attraction Exist? by jumpandpas(m): 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2017
It is the law of Homogeneous Specie. This law states that; Birds of a feather, flocks together. This law will always attract you to your likes in one way or the other. That's why if an armed robber travels from Nigeria to any part of the world, such person will always meet people like him and they will form a gang.
Christianity EtcRe: Man And His Horse Wearing Lord's Chosen Apron (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 11:48am On Mar 25, 2017
Apple1992:
Lol....... Chosen no de agree take last.


I hear say na Armour be that, even if bullet touch you e no enter. Please how true Is this?
It is not true only that the movement of God is too much in that Church even armed robbers and ritualists are scared sighting you in Chosen Aprons and if they confront you and you declare that you are a Chosen, they become weak and let you go. But remain faithful (righteousness) and don't be a compromising Chosen. Safety is of the Lord.
Jokes EtcRe: EFCC Is Back Again With Savagery by jumpandpas(m): 11:39am On Mar 25, 2017
Lols
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye’s Bachelor Of Arts Certificate Is Fake - ABU Speaks by jumpandpas(m): 11:35am On Mar 25, 2017
It is a pity that those that suppose to be in jail are the ones ruling Nigeria. Let all the youths stop supporting these criminals in power.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's ABU Statement Of Results (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 10:14am On Mar 25, 2017
AlanSugar:
You don't get it, do you? Apc is poised with the task of getting rid of the bad eggs that are in government. You cannot continue to waste away the future of the nation under 'hungry' excuse! Without the expunge of the the bad elements, Nigeria will know no economic peace, take it or leave it. With people like Saraki and Melaye, do you think your kids will have a fair chance at any open window of opportunity? Just think.
All the politicians in Nigeria are the bad eggs here not only Dino and Saraki. I can't vote or support any of them.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's WAEC Certificate Vs Dino Melaye's ABU Certificate Scandal: APC News TV by jumpandpas(m): 9:14am On Mar 25, 2017
lailo:
don't be a foooool.The military only had statement of result not original certificate and GEJ military regime even said they didn't have/have lost it due to improper/unsafe record keeping.So what will d military show again?The new spreadsheet/statement of result was issued by d school at the request and has been shown d whole world.What else are u mumu looking for?
Are you among the BMC
Best

Mugu of the

Century.





Oya clap for yaa self...

kpa kpa kpakpakpa pkaa.

Oya goan wear your Pampers make I spoon feed you.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's ABU Statement Of Results (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 9:08am On Mar 25, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
These are the pertinent questions begging for answers:

These Are For The Institution, He Claimed To Have Graduated:

1. How come someone with deficiencies in several subjects including The Said Geography, was given admission to Study Geography?

2. Did the paraded statement of result by Dino emanate from you?

3. If YES to number 2, How come it bears BA instead of Bsc?

4. What is delaying you from issuing a Statement to clarify the issues as being sorted by different media organizations?


Questions For Dino Melaye:

1. Why are you still parading ordinary statement of result, 20 years after graduation? What happened to Certificate Awarded to you, if any by the University?

2. Why do you keep changing your names from one stage to another?

3. Dino, You claimed to have served in Kaduna State in 1999, how come the paraded discharge Certificate is bearing 2001? Did you serve Nigeria for 3 years?

4. Why have you not responded to the foreign institutions who had denied your claimed status with them?
Questions for NgeneUKWU-EWU
1. Why is that anything Buhari does is ok by you, even when he said West Germany you claimed that he was right?.

2. Why do you have so many monikers here and you said you hate corruption?.

3. How much do they pay you in BMC- Best Mugus of the Century?.


4. Why are you claiming to be female instead of a male you are?.
PoliticsRe: DSS Memo To AGF: Magu Is Corrupt, Unfit To Lead EFCC by jumpandpas(m): 6:09am On Mar 25, 2017
Following
Christianity EtcRe: Different Accounts From Different Apostles (bible Verses) by jumpandpas(m):
What is it that you don't understand, is it two women bearing the same name or what?.

1. Read verse 2 of that John 20
"Then she ran and met Simon Peter, and other disciples and said unto them, they have taken away the Lord out of the tomb, and 'WE' don't not where they have laid him".

Q. Who are the 'WE' that she was refiring to?.
John in his reporting, didn't mention all their names but use 'WE' to let us know that it wasn't only Mary Magdalene that went to the tomb.

2. Now in Mathew 28vs1 you quoted, you can now see that Mathew in his own reporting, was trying to let us know the second woman that went with her.

3. For we not to be completely confused by John who used 'WE', in his report and Mathew who only said 'Mary Magdalene and the other Mary' without telling us who the other Mary was, Mark now told us all their names to put the record straight as you can see in Mark 16:1.

No Christian we now say he or she doesn't know the names of the first three women that witnessed the resurrection of Jesus.

My dear, if you're a genuine seeker, there's no confusion here unless if you are an Atheist that is looking for a way to rubbish the Bible.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's ABU Statement Of Results (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 5:03am On Mar 25, 2017
This is how APC will be playing Ten-Ten on top of Nigerian heads till next general election. Every sector is completely grounded, the masses are hungry. All the politicians and their family members are the ones enjoying. I weep for this country.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Attends Juma'at Prayers At The State House (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 3:42am On Mar 25, 2017
Jetleeee:
Alabiabia developers and their dry, watery jokes. grin cheesy Just lukat!
https://i.imgur.com/UISrzAt.gif
What's 'Alabiabia'? in your mind now you feel that you've made a point.
PoliticsRe: I Can Help You Discipline Your ‘powerful’ Appointees, Fayose Tells Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 8:47pm On Mar 24, 2017
I will comment yesterday.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begging Apostle Suleman To Forgive Her Daughter (Video) by jumpandpas(m): 6:10pm On Mar 24, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Case closed again ..Another victory for Nigerian Christianity
Pls don't drag Christianity into this. Who made him Apostle and what's his massage?.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begging Apostle Suleman To Forgive Her Daughter (Video) by jumpandpas(m): 6:00pm On Mar 24, 2017
stcool:
Let thunder fire Stephanie...MAMA we have heard but let the law take its course.

She would end up in prison like Aunty Kemi, Freeze is next in line.Can you believe the mofo blocked me after I told him how stupid he sounds.
As if he is of any good to me. G.O.A.T grin
Don't be deceived by this woman's action. Just ask her why her husband chased her away. The man said that both Stephanie and her mum are not normal, they are too quarrelsome hence he divorced her.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi: 'The Praise Singers Of Buhari Are His Enemies Who'll Destroy Him' by jumpandpas(m): 5:53pm On Mar 24, 2017
Oblang:
If u have the opportunity to rule, appoint ppl u can't trust in positions OK...
Are you kidding me?. So appointing security heads from south is what you called opposition. Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi: 'The Praise Singers Of Buhari Are His Enemies Who'll Destroy Him' by jumpandpas(m): 5:39pm On Mar 24, 2017
akpasubi777:
Tell me one thing that President Buhari has done wrong... And don't say NEPA BILL please. Thanks
Army, Navy, Police, Air force, Customs, DSS all headed by Hausa fulani Muslims. You mean if there's security meeting, only Hausa Fulani Muslims will attend?.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's WAEC Certificate Vs Dino Melaye's ABU Certificate Scandal: APC News TV by jumpandpas(m): 4:45pm On Mar 24, 2017
Vikkie14:
Actually, it's the other way round.
WHY will i PAY 13 Lawyers if i actually possessed the Certificate i claimed to have?
The spokeperson can do better than this rubbish.
He didn't only pay the lawyers, he also paid the presiding judge.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's WAEC Certificate Vs Dino Melaye's ABU Certificate Scandal: APC News TV by jumpandpas(m): 4:32pm On Mar 24, 2017
mfm04622:
You expect Cambridge to confirm verbally? Did you read the story or it was too long and you were in a haste to comment?
If you have the copy why don't you upload it here.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's WAEC Certificate Vs Dino Melaye's ABU Certificate Scandal: APC News TV by jumpandpas(m): 4:28pm On Mar 24, 2017
Yusuf54:
....Pls read it again,u r still lost
The best confirmation that will be accepted by all is not verbal but physical school cert. that can be seen with naked eyes. If you have it why don't you upload it here, is it too hard to do?.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's WAEC Certificate Vs Dino Melaye's ABU Certificate Scandal: APC News TV by jumpandpas(m): 4:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
mfm04622:
The examination body (Cambridge) has confirmed he sat for the exam. That carried more weight than Photocopy that is with the Army!
Verbal confirmation you mean?.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's WAEC Certificate Vs Dino Melaye's ABU Certificate Scandal: APC News TV by jumpandpas(m): 3:41pm On Mar 24, 2017
Since the military under GEJ refused to give him the copy that is with them, now that he is the president, what is stopping him from bringing it from the military to prove a point?. Are the military still stubborn to bring it?.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begs Apostle Suleman: "Please Forgive My Daughter" by jumpandpas(m): 3:08pm On Mar 24, 2017
Ishilove:
And you were there when Apostle was 'nacking' her, abi?
This woman is the one that's not normal according to her husband and that's why he divorced her.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begs Apostle Suleman: "Please Forgive My Daughter" by jumpandpas(m): 2:59pm On Mar 24, 2017
Madam your husband also said that you are not normal that's why he divorced you. From the way you're talking, I am suspecting you.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Arrives Abia, Conferred With Chieftaincy Title Of Enyioha Ndigbo 1 by jumpandpas(m): 2:55pm On Mar 24, 2017
Ponponkon:
Here comes Enyioha Ndigbo

The Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo has just been conferred with the traditional title of Enyioha Ndigbo by the Abia State Council of Traditional Rulers...
Eze Eberechi Dick, who doubles as the chairman of the Southeast Council o Traditional Rulers and Abia State Council of Traditional Rulers conferred the title on the Vice President on behalf of all of us..
Eze Eberech Dick from Akpuga village.
I know him wela.
FamilyRe: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by jumpandpas(m): 2:18pm On Mar 24, 2017
HARDDON:
Ehmmmm op, how did u arrive @ that 17.2%?
Any mathematical formular applied? cheesy
Yes, he applied unskopsicious equilibroom that is Lai minus truth.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi: 'The Praise Singers Of Buhari Are His Enemies Who'll Destroy Him' by jumpandpas(m): 2:09pm On Mar 24, 2017
gbegemaster:
Bros it's just one or two people behind all those monikers.
I go with you here because their illogical comments are on the same page.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi: 'The Praise Singers Of Buhari Are His Enemies Who'll Destroy Him' by jumpandpas(m): 2:02pm On Mar 24, 2017
Tazdroid:
O boy this your grammar weak me. Abeg who get dat lion pic grin grin
I have modified it.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Was Impeached For Stealing TV In ABU Zaria - Sahara Reporters by jumpandpas(m): 1:53pm On Mar 24, 2017
JustinSlayer69:
I am a big fan of Sahara Reporters' groundbreaking work...BUT

They should keep quiet about Dino Melaye.

The single error they made about him graduating from ABU is just made glaring with these subsequent leaks.


PS - I learnt Dino and some others were so problematic to the ABU administration that they just hurriedly graduated them, pending carryovers notwithstanding. They caused ABU to be shut for 2 years 1995-1996 or so.
Leave that thing jari, we all were bad guys while growing up. Who no steal as a young man or woman?. I even wrote my SSCE from police cell, every exam day the police will carry me to the exam hall with handcuff and return me to the cell after the day's exam. Everyone has h/her ugly past.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi: 'The Praise Singers Of Buhari Are His Enemies Who'll Destroy Him' by jumpandpas(m): 1:06pm On Mar 24, 2017
BankeSmalls:
And the country will continue to be mismanaged as usual. Same thing your type continental to say till abacha died
Bros, I remember how the likes of Madridguy and Sarrki were shouting...


YEAA--- Youths Earnestly Ask for Abacha. Even when their father's land have been taken by the same Abacha.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi: 'The Praise Singers Of Buhari Are His Enemies Who'll Destroy Him' by jumpandpas(m): 1:00pm On Mar 24, 2017
badmrkt:
you sound helpless and hopeless too... why?
How do you expect omenka to sound, abi u no know say na him get that moniker.

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