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PoliticsRe: Restructure Your Minds, Hearts Not The Country – APC Tells Nigerians by jumpandpas(m): 11:20am On Aug 25, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
lol

After I read "Animal Farm" by George Orwell, I realized that the Man really saw the future of Nigeria.

Here is the summary of the book!!

After years of oppression, struggle, rebellion, and reform, the pigs have become as corrupt and cruel as their masters. Smoking, drinking, whipping, killing, and even cheating are now qualities shared by both animal and man. Despite Pilkington's professed admiration for Napoleon (and vice versa), neither trusts the other because neither can: Each is motivated purely by self-interest and not the altruistic yet ineffectual principles once expounded by old Major.
I hope this book is still in the present day curriculum?. I read and watched the video of this book while preparing for my SSCE in 1996 and I can tell you that Nigeria has something to do with that book.
CultureRe: Non-Indigenes Barred From Ikorodu For 4 Days by jumpandpas(m): 10:19am On Aug 25, 2017
sodiksan:
There are many part of Lagos that carry out their festival at night without informing anybody, the next day those victims will be no where to be found and nobody will know what transpired in the midnight, you should thank the good people of ikorodu for their magnanimous act by informing people earlier enough to avoid story that touch.

If you have families in Ikorodu, tell them to stay indoor from 10pm to 5.30am if you truly love them, to be forewarned is to be forearmed
You guys should thank your creator than I am not in Ikorodu, I have dealt with their Ojo counterparts years back and I will do it again. Pls notify me when this useless and fetish festival will be held in Okota area, that day the gods will run mad when I finish dealing with them. I single handedly dealt and disgraced one Fearful and deadly masquerade in my community and today, no one fears it again. Yeyedeysmell.
CultureRe: Non-Indigenes Barred From Ikorodu For 4 Days by jumpandpas(m): 9:19am On Aug 25, 2017
sodiksan:
Some of you kids on Nairaland will just talk as if your sense is absent. If you doubt them come to Ikorodu in the midnight and see how all this grammar you blew above will deal with you.

Simple don't come out in the mid-night you will turn it to something else as if it's normal for people to wander around at night. For your information not all indigene of Ikorodu can participate in the festival
If it is not normal for people to wander around at night as u said, why do they want to wander around at night with fetish festival?.
CultureRe: Non-Indigenes Barred From Ikorodu For 4 Days by jumpandpas(m): 9:15am On Aug 25, 2017
kn23h:
Go back to the east and develop your land.
If your own land is developed, people won't be asked to stay away for dead ancestors.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Babangida, Jonathan, Called To Hold Emergency Meeting, Over Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 3:03am On Aug 25, 2017
No comment till I hear from Lt.col Oscar Ibibibo.
PropertiesRe: Nigerian Landlord Allegedly Throws Tenants Out Without Eviction Notice (photos) by jumpandpas(m):
Amajerry83:
Some tenants are too stubborn. I have seen tenants do all sort of things to their landlords all in the name of I know my rights. Do u know what it cost your landlord to erect the building u occupy? Most tenants are the cause of their misfortune. Renting a 3 bedroom flat when u know within u that u can only afford a self-contain. What happens after the first year expires and u are unable to sort the fund for the subsequent years? Landlords build houses as a source of income and not refugee camps.
Are you the landlord?. Why are you blaming only the tenants?.

Some landlords are evil as well.
Christianity EtcRe: 20yrs BLIND EYES POPS OPEN @ THE LORDS CHOSEN CHARISMATIC REVIVAL MOVEMENT(pics) by jumpandpas(m): 2:31am On Aug 25, 2017
iamgenius:
You remember the blind man by birth Jesus saw on the road and he healed him by God's leave? That pastor is not an example of Jesus
How did you arrive at his conclusion, can you share your personal encounter with him?. I mean your personal encounter.
PoliticsRe: The White House Was Once Attacked By Rats & Cockroaches; Not Only Aso Rock by jumpandpas(m): 10:15am On Aug 23, 2017
Benekruku:



Hate radiates in your quack composition!

His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR), remains your President till 2023!


Deal with it MOFO!


Shataaaap bluk hed, your stpdty is legendary.

Lt. Con. Oscar Ibibibio has chased your London packaged vegetable president out of office!

Deal with it ideot!
PoliticsRe: The White House Was Once Attacked By Rats & Cockroaches; Not Only Aso Rock by jumpandpas(m): 10:00am On Aug 23, 2017
Benekruku:



God bless the OP for informing our naturally born haters


You are an educated ful, did the rat in the white house invade the place because American President ran away to another country like Buhari did abandoning his office. Let your usless op post another thread where American President spent over 100 days outside America since you want comparisons. Ideots.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Cancels FEC Meeting Today by jumpandpas(m): 9:35am On Aug 23, 2017
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PoliticsRe: They Said President Buhari Was Poisoned Through AC - Yunusa Tanko by jumpandpas(m): 2:35pm On Aug 22, 2017
A man that ran away to abroad in the midst of his presidential campaign for medical care, a man that couldn't pronounce his running mate's name during one of their campaign gathering due to sickness and ended up calling him "Osibande". Abeg when was he poisoned, was it b4 or after the election because all I know is that Buhari is a poison not only to himself but also to the economy of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: The Cowardly Government Of Muhammadu Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 2:28pm On Aug 22, 2017
RoyalUc:
A failure from birth cannot be the Head of State of a country twice, go to various countries of the world for training, conferences, etc, a General in the Army, married to one of the finest women with lovely children (all doing well), well loved and popular among his people and so much more.

There are no failures anywhere in the world.
A man that failed all the military exams, failed as a general and as a civilian.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: What We Will Do If Fayose Fails To Apologise – Fulani Herdsmen by jumpandpas(m): 1:13pm On Aug 22, 2017
Frustrated cattle rearers.
Nnamidi Kanu's praying towel fall on you all.
PoliticsRe: The Cowardly Government Of Muhammadu Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 1:09pm On Aug 22, 2017
Buhari has been a failure from birth.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Liberation Command Declares Oduduwa Republic by jumpandpas(m): 1:05pm On Aug 22, 2017
The children of falling demon won't stop this their stupidity.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by jumpandpas(m): 12:01pm On Aug 22, 2017
samuk:
This happened on Thursday 17th August, 2017.

Dr. Ogiugo was summoned to Obas's Palace over land issue because he constituted an impediment to the peaceful resolution of the matter by his Odionwere.

He bluntly refused to kneel down before the Oba to say his own side of the issue at stake.

Being a traditional setting, it was sensed that Ogiugo came fully armed and was immediately asked to remove his top (shirt).

As he was removing his shirt, some charms (ekhuae and akpalode) fell from his pocket.

That resulted in curses being placed on him and declaration as "oghion Oba".

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That Oba is lucky he's not from my community, I would have spelled his name for him in such a way that his reign will be rubbished forever. I challenged all the traditionalists in my community and rendered their useless masquerades impotent in 2013, today nobody respects or regards them again. No human has the right to banish a fellow human. I am pained right now.
TV/MoviesRe: Censors Board Raids Alaba Market, Seizes Pirated Films by jumpandpas(m): 9:57am On Aug 22, 2017
Even APC gave Nigeria a pirated president.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Reaching Critical Levels — NEITI by jumpandpas(m): 9:30pm On Aug 21, 2017
Buhari is a curse to Nigeria
CrimeRe: Gunmen Assassinate LAMBERT IGBINOWMAN, Ex Youth Chairman At His Compound In Edo by jumpandpas(m): 8:26pm On Aug 21, 2017
Blame Buhari
PoliticsRe: Buhari's National Broadcast Pre-recorded To Avoid Any"Accident"-Sahara Reporters by jumpandpas(m): 8:02pm On Aug 21, 2017
London packaged vegetable without NAFDAC number
PoliticsRe: APC Calls For The Arrest Of APDA Leaders Over Stolen Logo by jumpandpas(m): 3:07pm On Jun 06, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
attention seekers...
Tell APC to return Iya Funke broom they stole.
CrimeRe: 'Pregnant' Lady Who Scams Lagosians By Faking That Her Water Is Broken Caught by jumpandpas(m): 10:14pm On Apr 06, 2017
Keneking:
Mynd44 evening don come for Eti Osa local govt
Don't mind Mynd44 and seun, we dey see their leg works. As dem dey reserve bad news every night for the mocking of Igbos. I have observed this.
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:38pm On Apr 06, 2017
chrystalC:
If you have ever been on admission in any nigerian GOVERNMENT hospital you'd not be spewing this pointless points. Bros u F up big time, buh based on logistics las las sha I nr blame ur ignorance....
I am not a child, I am speaking from experience.
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:19pm On Apr 06, 2017
midehi2:
what mistake? do you know what it means to be induced...no way he can take her to other hospital; and moreover no hospital will want to admit such case when especially she dint register with them
My dear, that man wasn't smart enough, can't you see how the nurses were treating him.
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:17pm On Apr 06, 2017
midehi2:
how old are you?
Your senior
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:16pm On Apr 06, 2017
Giddyperson:
You are obviously just a child. This is Nigeria, he could lose his job for not being at the site that morning, and who would attend to his wife without money. He took her to a hospital and he was there for as much as he could, he's not the issue here.
Spoon fed child spotted, stubborn situations require stubborn approach.
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 8:57pm On Apr 06, 2017
Henon:
How much did you sell it, I mean your brain?
The same amount you sold yours
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 8:54pm On Apr 06, 2017
midehi2:
just hear you, so he should fix the blood or oxygen for her....may you never encounter such, i pity you
He was too dull and didn't take action on time. Pity yourself. If your wife is in such pain, why moving up and down from site to hospital from hospital to site.
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 8:51pm On Apr 06, 2017
chrystalC:
I really dnt like quoting pple based on their comments nd judgements buh dude, calling you a disgrace to humanity is an insult to the word DISGRACE......
Sharap that man made a lot of mistake. He has every opportunity to take the wife to another hospital on time but he didn't do it.
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 8:48pm On Apr 06, 2017
Giddyperson:
And you are even more of a coward for not having any sense. He didn't leave his wife at home, he left her at a hospital.

Op so sorry about your wife, the way some of these general hospitals treat life and death as if it doesn't make any difference is just heart breaking. I pray God consoles you and helps you raise your girls.
He left her at the hospital by 9pm, only to send his mother inlaw the following morning while he went to his site. He later come to the hospital by noon and left to come back later. This is pure carelessness. I am no happy with him here.
HealthRe: "Doctors At FMC Asaba Killed My Wife During Childbirth" - Man Claims (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 8:31pm On Apr 06, 2017
Mr man you were too careless. You value your work more than your wife. Why will you abandon your wife. Just listen to yourself. You are a Coward.
HealthRe: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 8:19pm On Apr 03, 2017
jayinfo2:
This got me cracking but seriously thinking of trying that stuff just need right mentorship lol serious though
Don't go there oo!

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