Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Ladies Arrested For Forcing Girls Into Prostitution In Ghana by jumpandpas(m): 10:50am On Apr 03, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: No Going Back On Magu’s Rejection – Senators by jumpandpas(m): 10:39am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Aufbauh: In as much as i have my reservations on the continuous insistence on Ibrahim Magu for confirmation. The senate aggressive opposition to his candidacy leave much to desire and appear mischievous.
These selfish & mischievous intentions of the senate is of course the main factor generating public sympathies and support for Magu. And this is why i personally think Magu should be uphold by the presidency. Face the DSS who brought the report against Magu. |
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:35am On Apr 03, 2017 |
woodcook: What strand are sold in Nigeria? I know that in Europe when people get stoned they become super chill, for them it has more of a relaxing effect unlike the aggressiveness noticed in Nigerian weed smoker.
Someone with knowledge of why this is so should enlighten us. Thanks Lol |
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:21am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Kondomatic: I remember the first I unknowingly ate food that was spiced with weed, enough of it.
The first thing I noticed was that my head became unusually heavy and my sight a bit blurry.
Then my legs became weak, I suspected something and soaked garri immediately.
It was while taking the garri that I heard the sound of church bell inside my head and a voice telling me to start preparing for a federal executive local government chairman meeting in our headmaster's house.
Another voice told me to remember to bring my pen and paper because I will be made the secretary that day as the doctor who is our secretary will be going to hear confession in a new Catholic Church.
I said shou.... let me prepare immediately but first I need to eat something.
I grabbed a loaf of bread from the fridge and finished it within seconds, still hungry.
I moved to the kitchen and finished half of the rice I cooked without remembering stew. It tasted great though. Anything you put in your mouth when you're high tastes like heaven.
I moved to the bedroom and sat down on the bed to recite how I will introduce myself at the meeting and that was all I could remember.
I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible headache. My bele oo, thank God you didn't end up like my neighbor who danced throughout the night to the sound of a generator. |
Politics › Re: PDP Conducts Poll To Rate Buhari's 2 Years In Office: See Results And Reactions by jumpandpas(m): 9:10am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Nebuchadnezar:
ngeneukwenu my brosister
how far naa
Happy New week Lol @ brosister, NgeneUkwenu e see yaa life?. |
Politics › Re: PDP Conducts Poll To Rate Buhari's 2 Years In Office: See Results And Reactions by jumpandpas(m): 8:59am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Thorhammer: They should conduct another one to rate their 16years rule... You can conduct another one to rate Northern rule or go to the streets of Nigeria and ask the people to rate APC. |
Politics › Re: Biafra: What I Just Saw In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 8:47am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Progressive01: Keepon crying boy.  Keep fooling yourself Spoon fed child. |
Politics › Re: Biafra: What I Just Saw In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 8:41am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Progressive01: Only a tormented kid would write "DropShot is a fool" as their personal text on their profile.
DropShot go don use this one heart play ludo.  I have added you among the fools, you are free to check again. |
Politics › Re: Biafra: What I Just Saw In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 8:22am On Apr 03, 2017 |
walemoney007: fulani are ravaging almost every part of Nigeria...i expect ibos to start voting for parties/candidate,that will be in favor of referendum/disintegration of Nigeria,why cant ipob form a party? whats stopping them,who is stopping them? they cant achieve anything with all their protest,unless you guys can go and bomb aso rock 
hug the truth Which party did your people form?. |
Politics › Re: Biafra: What I Just Saw In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 8:20am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Progressive01: Whatever is between you and me that you have to be crawling all over the forum looking for where I'd be, I hope it doesn't cause any child birth issues with you my sister. 
Ipobs are criminals that bring shame to Ndigbo. Only a fool would deny that.  Only a fool reasons the way you do. |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Society Of Nigeria Register As A Corporate Body, Petition MDCN by jumpandpas(m): 8:05am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Since they have registered as a corporate body, they are now known as ATHEIST RELIGION. Let them not appoint anybody to lead them or have any book they'll call their own. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Pastor Storms Mortuary To Resurrect Wife, But Failed (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:52am On Mar 30, 2017 |
ReneeNuttall: I believe that TB doesn't kill instantly when contacted,Why didn't he exercise his faith for her to be healed while she was still alive and battling with the ailment?I pray his faith works for him. Don't forget that Jesus Christ was invited when Lazarus was sick but He decided to go after Lazarus had died and buried for four days and there was miracle. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Cancels Medical Trip To London, Invites Physicians To Nigeria by jumpandpas(m): 9:34am On Mar 30, 2017 |
DivneFavour: This is better. It will save the country a lot of millions. You must be a spoon fed child to reason this way. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sets Up Committee To End Faceoff With Senate: Dailytrust by jumpandpas(m): 9:31am On Mar 30, 2017 |
Nebuchadnezar: what a perfect gift for jagaban of borgu
these two guys (saraki and Dino) are firing from all cylinders nowadays do anyhow see anyhow no time for undemocratic bastards from executive.
i don't like dino nor saraki but anything to pepper zombies is gladly welcomed
this is the best national assembly so far kiss the truth!
cc ngeneukwenu Why are you displaying Asiwaju's yellow teeth to the public?. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 6:17pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Adebowale89: you're not making sense. when did u came back from school with your water bottle?
grow up! RIP ENGLISH. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 6:16pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
ipobbigot7: Honestly your father's head will forever curse you for dragging his name in disrespect on nairaland because of your stupidity, TB Joshua won't save you from this curse.
The poor man's head is crying bitterly now. Because you mentioned TB Joshua as one who saves. Here is my last FVCK, take it and GOAN DIE. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 5:50pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
ipobbigot7: Please tell your father's name and let's scale him with Tinubu, and of course try show us his teeth as well. You just confirmed that yours is a TOTAL failure and a disgrace to humanity hence your adoption of this Yellow teeth. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 5:48pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Positivemind1: ...you must be a graduate from school of insanity. You need help Were you not the one that recommended the school to me bearing in mind that you were once a student there. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 5:45pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
ipobbigot7: I read through the mentions on your post and i concluded that your father will be regretting that he wasted his precious energy on your mother just to make a waste of his spam to produce a disgrace like you who could not make an achievement that will make people envy that he has a son like Tinubu but the one that makes everyone to insult him because you cherish likes on your post on nairaland. If yours had done better in life, you wouldn't have wished this Yellow teeth were him. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Celebrates His 65th Birthday With His Wife, Others At His Ikoyi Residence by jumpandpas(m): 5:41pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Alajiki: Very good of you for doing the right thing! This is what your lazy cowardly hero, Ojukwu should have done for Awolowo. No wonder Awolowo drank rat poison. Rat poison?. |
Politics › Re: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by jumpandpas(m): 4:52pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
OkoYiboz: Unfortunately for you and your ilk, you are a bunch of inconsequential nonentities who have zero knowledge of the workings of government. Ignorant people like you pushed GEJ to his ruin and you're back to infecting whoever you support with your atrocious luck.
My advice to you is that you seek advice on legal matters before commenting and stop coming here to disgrace yourself. Lie lie dey sweet in BIG grammar. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Celebrates His 65th Birthday With His Wife, Others At His Ikoyi Residence by jumpandpas(m): 4:40pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
willibounce1: We are not surprised at your comment. We know how ipods go about hating anything they come across whether living or dead.
Below is an example of the intelligence level of ipods PAIN PAINER PAINMENT. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Celebrates His 65th Birthday With His Wife, Others At His Ikoyi Residence by jumpandpas(m): 4:18pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Asiwaju the YELLOW TEETH of Afonja.
The only man that stole the property of the DEAD and the LIVING in Lagos state.
The CENTRAL BANK OF LAGOS STATE.
The manufacturer of MOUTH ODOUR worldwide.
Ndewooooooo!. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 4:14pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
shegra58: its not hard to sight some1 like you i will nt refer u back to your region coz i dnt wnt 2 b tribalistic rather i will talk to u directly as far as you're waking your father in d morning with corner kick and please who know your father who dont have yellow teeths and mouth odour,Omoale baby factory product. E pain am well well PAIN PAINER PAINMENT. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 4:12pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
botad: God punish who let you out. Who open the gate? Unfortunately you don't know God. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Tinubu's 65th Birthday With Newspaper Advert (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 4:10pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
oluwayimika123: Show us ur father's picture
wherever Asiwaju farts, ur 13th generations will b rushing 2 perceive d odor
what Asiwaju has achieved in his lifetime - u shld b praying 2 reach d@ milestone not unnecessary hate
hate him 4rm now till 2mao, it has no significant effect on him so bro stop d hate PAIN PAINER PAINMENT. |
Politics › Re: Is Buhari Still The President Of Nigeria? by jumpandpas(m): 2:56pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
You don't need to ask this question, his wife Aisha told the whole world through BBC that cabals are in control of Aso rock not Buhari. |
Romance › Re: Is It Possible For Married Couple Not To Have A Misunderstanding? by jumpandpas(m): 2:29pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
kimbra: What you have in marriages are two different personalities, from two different backgrounds, coming together to live as one. They never fully understand each other, so misunderstandings are bound to ensure. Even if they are twins and understands each other, they must have misunderstanding. Any marriage without misunderstandings, and some kinds of arguments, will be completely boring. In marriage, you disagree to agree. |
Crime › Re: Man Sentance To Jail For Smoking "Weed" In Osun State by jumpandpas(m): 2:22pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
CarlosTheJackal: But Aregbe smokes Osogbo weed daily Maybe the convict smoked Ajamgbadi weed. If he had smoked Osogbo weed, it would have boosted their internal revenue. |
Romance › Re: Just For Guys, Please Be Sincere by jumpandpas(m): 2:10pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
All hole na hole nomata the bearing. |
Business › Re: 5 Reasons Why Igbos Have Strong Business Acumen by jumpandpas(m): 2:01pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Igbos are wise men from EAST and I am one of them. |