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RomanceRe: Long joystick Cream-result In 8 Days by jumpandpas(m): 8:37am On Jan 12, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

After a month of using, maybe these boiz will have a massive meat like those in male horses. lipsrsealed
Hmmm
PoliticsRe: EFCC Finds N632.2m In Azubuike Umezulike’s Account by jumpandpas(m): 8:31am On Jan 12, 2017
sarrki:
If not for this strong and sincere man,

Incorruptible president we wouldn't have known this

My people this is one judge oooo how much millions of civil servants that are corrupt both at state , local got and federal level
If a judge have #1 billion in his account so what?
You think that everybody is Buhari that didn't go to school and cannot invest to make more money?
Your President's wife is wearing wrist watch of #24mil how much do you think she will have in her account b4 she leaves office?.

Only a fool will see #1bill in a judge's account and start shouting corruption. My uncle is a lawyer in Abia state and he is also into real estate etc. As i speak now, he has estates in London where he was brought up, one of his property in Dubai is valued at #2.3bil. The guy knows how to invest and he inspired me a lot.
I am sure, if he becomes a judge tomorrow you will shout corruption by the time you see his account balance.
Christianity EtcRe: Igbos Cannot Stay In Nigeria - Prophet Nwoko. by jumpandpas(m): 8:12am On Jan 12, 2017
kogistar:
see what this igbo fake prophet is saying. it's because igbo failed to win as president of naija & u come say "we are jealous of igbo"?... who is king of child factory & drug traffickers?
Who's Buruji
CelebritiesRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Donates N3million To Obi Madubogwu, Sick Nollywood Actor by jumpandpas(m): 7:46am On Jan 12, 2017
slurryeye2:
Slurryeye is from 2 words slurry + eye

Slurry is a semisolid mixture of mud and water

Eye is a body organ for seeing

Hence, slurryeye means my eye is covered with slurry and ain't seeing your Uche face cool
Ifeanyi is short form of IfeanyighiChukwu which means;

Nothing is too hard for God to do.

Ubah means WEALTH or RICHES.

Stop abusing somebody's name.
CrimeRe: List Of Suspects Involved In Kaduna Multiple Kidnapping by jumpandpas(m): 10:11pm On Jan 11, 2017
What of the lists of sponsors of boko haram?.
CrimeRe: Nnamdi Kanu And Co-accused Rain Curses On Nigeria In Court (Video) by jumpandpas(m): 10:06pm On Jan 11, 2017
mengho:
metchew, just throw them back in thier underground cell so that kanu can enjoy his watery bololo
He that is on the ground, fears no fall.
Think about this.
Technology MarketRe: God Will Not Forgive You If You Buy This Gionee M2017 For 900k by jumpandpas(m): 10:01pm On Jan 11, 2017
7,000 mAh, hmmm hope it won't explode.
PoliticsRe: "Chibok Girls Were Kept In A Politician's House After Abduction" – Pastor Bulus by jumpandpas(m): 8:59pm On Jan 11, 2017
Hmmm
FamilyRe: Woman Delivered Baby Inside Lagos BRT (PHOTOS) by jumpandpas(m): 8:52pm On Jan 11, 2017
Interesting
PoliticsRe: Why Is There No Fair Play In Nigeria? by jumpandpas(m): 8:51pm On Jan 11, 2017
GEJ is seen as an Igbo man.
BusinessRe: Help, My Late Mum's Money Is Stuck In Bank by jumpandpas(m): 8:37pm On Jan 11, 2017
MOSTEC:
Sorry dear, but dat money is a gonner. The a/c is probably dormant now
Account been dormant does not mean that the money has gone. In fact you can pay in money into a dormant account but you can't withdraw money from a dormant account unless you reactivate it and to do this, it will cost you #500 and your utility bill and the account will bounce back to life.
BusinessRe: Help, My Late Mum's Money Is Stuck In Bank by jumpandpas(m): 8:31pm On Jan 11, 2017
lielbree:
My home and abroad is in skye bank. Are they having issues?
Every bank in Nigeria is safe for deposits.
BusinessRe: Help, My Late Mum's Money Is Stuck In Bank by jumpandpas(m): 8:29pm On Jan 11, 2017
igraman:
Hello,
Pls come to my aid.
My Mum died in 2009 and she has money in Skye bank.
Before she began the sickness that eventually led to her death I remember vividly that she sent me to deposit #50000 for her.
Since her demise none of us talked about it until very recently when the four of us met during Christmas.
We are sure she has money there, but we don't know her account details except the account name which is certainly her full name.

I was told if an account is not used for six years, it will be blocked.
Please is there a way we can get her account number, and the balance of the account. also what are the requirements to collect the money.
Thanks.
Pls don't approach the bank without facts, if you have a church member or a close relative that works in that bank who can give you details of that account including your late mums next of kin to that account, that will be better. Even if the account is dormant, it will cost you #500 and your utility bill to activate it. The Bank will require her certificate of death or any tangible proof of her death.
PoliticsRe: Buhari A Terrorist Who Committed Treasonable Felony In 1983 - Kanu, Co-Defendant by jumpandpas(m): 7:28pm On Jan 11, 2017
Deetosin:
Can you please use punctuation marks next time. "Mind you, everybody here are not ( indomie generation) "
Puntuation marks ko
Purchasing markets ni.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Writes About His Ongoing Arrest (Snapshots, Video) by jumpandpas(m): 7:25pm On Jan 11, 2017
josephine123:
who is lekan fatodu ??
He is a film producer playing for Manchester United in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Writes About His Ongoing Arrest (Snapshots, Video) by jumpandpas(m): 7:23pm On Jan 11, 2017
Interesting
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Girl Raped And Murdered In Kebbi (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2017
ashson:
This is nothing when compared to what happens in the East...
Deal with the topic don't derail it.
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Girl Raped And Murdered In Kebbi (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 6:58pm On Jan 11, 2017
Chrisrare:
Her dead Allah couldn't protect her
The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.

LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters, think about this.
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Girl Raped And Murdered In Kebbi (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 6:53pm On Jan 11, 2017
Hmmm
CrimeRe: BREAKING: Boko Haram Kills Two, Abducts School Girls In Fresh Attack On Adamawa by jumpandpas(m): 5:51pm On Jan 11, 2017
Its a lie this is IPOB fake news
PoliticsRe: Buhari A Terrorist Who Committed Treasonable Felony In 1983 - Kanu, Co-Defendant by jumpandpas(m): 4:52pm On Jan 11, 2017
Deetosin:
A lot of them would be talking about 1983/1984 like they were even mature /alive that year....
Mind you that everybody here are not Indomie generation.
PoliticsRe: Buhari A Terrorist Who Committed Treasonable Felony In 1983 - Kanu, Co-Defendant by jumpandpas(m): 4:49pm On Jan 11, 2017
Sweetguy25:
According to the moronic and foolish Buhari supporters, Buhari is a hero for displacing a civilian government by military coup in 1984.
He overthrew a democratically elected government and return Nigeria to military rule which gave room for the likes of Abacha, IBB OBJ etc and this is how corruption got tap rooted in Nigeria. In 2015 he came back claiming to be fighting the same corruption he established.

Yeye dey smell
CelebritiesRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Donates N3million To Obi Madubogwu, Sick Nollywood Actor by jumpandpas(m): 4:38pm On Jan 11, 2017
slurryeye2:
Ifeanyi Ubah FC.......dumbest club name I have ever heard
What's slurryeye2
PoliticsRe: Business Activities Return To Baga Town Following Boko Haram Defeat(photos) by jumpandpas(m): 9:10am On Jan 11, 2017
Propaganda
CelebritiesRe: Man Donates Money To Female Trader Who Displays Meagre Goods In Lagos by jumpandpas(m): 8:27am On Jan 11, 2017
lofty900:
Mtchww because it's a woman. Are there no guys who display meager goods in Lagos? Mtchww
Mr, why are you so pained?.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Demolishes Health Centre Being Fixed By Senator Buruji Kashamu by jumpandpas(m): 8:22am On Jan 11, 2017
Are you kidding me?
CareerRe: I Can't Accept A Job Offer That Pays Below 100k/month ( Keke Rider) by jumpandpas(m): 8:18am On Jan 11, 2017
emirate0:
A bike rider told me he mks 8k per day
Don't doubt him. I stood as a surety to a church member for keke napep, he delivers #15000 every Saturday and goes home with #6000 every day for himself. Before you know it he have gathered money and pay off for the Keke. Today, he has two kekes dilievering money for Him.
BusinessRe: 10 Small Business Ideas For Big Cities And Towns In 2017 by jumpandpas(m): 8:00am On Jan 11, 2017
CreampieGuy1:
Capital is the problem! Give me 1m and I will never be broke again
Pls start with what you have.
CrimeRe: Man, Daughter ‘steal’ Two-month Old Baby In Lagos (photo) by jumpandpas(m): 7:55am On Jan 11, 2017
joespiceman:
They could be innocent
If the are Igbos, would you have said this?.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians See Corrupt Politicians As Heroes – Osinbajo, ICPC Boss by jumpandpas(m): 7:48am On Jan 11, 2017
Jesusloveyou:
and why do you always sing their praise for be corrupt?
Sing whose praise?


All my praise goes to God and not to man.
CelebritiesRe: Money Rain As Man Throws Bundles of Dollar Into The Air At Wedding by jumpandpas(m): 5:46am On Jan 11, 2017
sirpatrick:
Yahoo yahoo or blood money chickena
Some of them na arrangee, after the wedding the money will be returned to where it came from.

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