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Romance › Re: Is It True That Big Sized Clit Women Have Higher Sexual Drive by jumpandpas(m): 5:29am On Jan 11, 2017

carmag:
.Op if you marry such women you go run commot for house

so I believe everything is good at moderate but when you never marry you no go know say bleeping na serious job

When i was single, i was having sex for fun but after my marriage, i realised that it's a responsibility.

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Politics › Re: Who Amongst You People Can Remember What Happened In Ikeja On January 27th 2002 by jumpandpas(m): 5:24am On Jan 11, 2017

I pass their mass burial site almost everyday and each time i do, l weep afresh.
Seeing their names boldly engraved on the tombstone makes me cry.

Romance › Re: What Do U Call This In Ur Own Language(pix) by jumpandpas(m): 5:14am On Jan 11, 2017

Estharfabian:

are you jealous that you can't poke me too, sweetie?

Hmm, odi egwu.

Politics › Re: Nigerians See Corrupt Politicians As Heroes – Osinbajo, ICPC Boss by jumpandpas(m): 4:49am On Jan 11, 2017

Tolexander:
Yes!

Example is the popular saying by some posters on Nairaland, "GEJ my their hero"!

Tell me one politician that's not corrupt.

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Struggling With Prison Warders (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 4:25am On Jan 11, 2017

mkoabiola:
Nnmadi KANU will still surrender secretly.

He is a Coward

You mean only cowards surrenders?.
Hmm, no wonder they surrendered Kwara state.

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Struggling With Prison Warders (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 4:13am On Jan 11, 2017

lastpage:
STOP all these CRYING STORIES!

Adekunle actually killed you pests, like the flies you are! (He was not boasting!).

Call my attention, when you finish CRYING!

Rofl!. "Defenceless Gaots"!

"Those who dont learn from History, .........will REPEAT HISTORY"!!
Ibos are incapable of learning!.... Otherwise, Nnamdi Kanu wont be in jail right now.

Lastpage!

You mean nobody in your region have been to jail before?
I think you should go and check those you celebrates today as heroes what they went through. Don't ever think you're wiser than Nnamdi Kanu in any capacity. Your hatred on Igbos can't stop them from prospering wherever they are. Go and check how much that was left for them by Nigerian govnt after biafran war and check again today.

LISTEN AND SILENT ARE SPELT WITH THE SAME LETTERS,
THINK ABOUT THIS.

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Nairaland General › Re: Facts About Pretty Mike, The Man Who Goes About With Girls On A Leash by jumpandpas(m): 7:08pm On Jan 10, 2017

Mad man

Family › Re: 14-Year-Old Boy Flees Parents Home In Jos, Caught In Lagos (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 6:39pm On Jan 10, 2017

Just like Buhari who travels aimlessly.

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Education › Re: Caleb University, Lagos Cuts Hair Of Students At The Gate (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 6:31pm On Jan 10, 2017

Interesting

Politics › Re: God Bless Saraki, See His Tweet About Southern Kaduna by jumpandpas(m): 6:21pm On Jan 10, 2017

banki:
You see my point exactly

You guys see the crisis as an avenue to show your hatered for buhari!
Meaning you Dont care about the people of southern Kaduna you just see it as an opportunity
Meanwhile go and learn to write English the way you are going if they give you an opportunity you will lead Nigeria to depression with your grammer

I am not an English man mind you.

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Family › Re: The Challenges Of Finding A Wife In Nigeria by jumpandpas(m): 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2017

OLAFIMIX:
Love your testimony. You didn't have sex because she was a virgin then or ur decision?

Each time i have sex with a girl, i end up hating the person instantly so in this case, i decided not to be deceived any more. Now, no other female moves me apart from my beautiful wife.

Politics › Re: APC Youths In Rivers Burn A Coffin With APC Logo As They Decamp To PDP (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 6:01pm On Jan 10, 2017

yarimo:
Mtcheeew all what I see is repentant militants claiming to be APC party members.

PAINMENT

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Politics › Re: APC Youths In Rivers Burn A Coffin With APC Logo As They Decamp To PDP (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 5:56pm On Jan 10, 2017

If Amaechi and APC can organise the Beheading of a police officer, why shouldn't they run for their life?

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Politics › Re: God Bless Saraki, See His Tweet About Southern Kaduna by jumpandpas(m): 5:48pm On Jan 10, 2017

banki:
The truth hurts
This is not the first time there is crisis in southern Kaduna

Also not the first time Buhari have drove Nigeria into recession.

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Family › Re: The Challenges Of Finding A Wife In Nigeria by jumpandpas(m): 5:40pm On Jan 10, 2017

Catalin:
Y.A.W.N.

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Politics › Re: Details Of Nnamdi Kanu's Secret Trial Today by jumpandpas(m): 5:39pm On Jan 10, 2017

emmanuel596:
You cannot break the constitution and still expect to be guided by the constitution,” Nyako said

Bifrans hope you saw this...your terrorist wants to be guided by the law that governs the same place he called a zoo....I pity all of una...una go suffer for this fulani man hand (president Buhari)

Comprehension is not your forte.
If a man steals he have broken the constitution. Will you now say because he has broken the constitution by stealing, he has no constitutional right to hire a lawyer to defend him?.

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Politics › Re: Malabu Oil Deal: Jonathan Breaks Silence On Bribe Allegation by jumpandpas(m): 5:30pm On Jan 10, 2017

rusher14:
Your problem is ignorance.

Italian investigators probed Italian businesses and found them culpable of corruption. The dragnet indicted your hero without prejudice.

I know to you this is APC vs PDP but it really is about corruption.

And GEJ have told you to meet the AGF for clarification on whatsoever you want to know and i am sure, You've not done that. You are just carried away the moment you heard Italy.

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Food › Re: How Much Is The Cost Of Kerosene Or Gas In Your Area? by jumpandpas(m): 5:26pm On Jan 10, 2017

I don't know ask Buhari supporters.

Politics › Re: God Bless Saraki, See His Tweet About Southern Kaduna by jumpandpas(m): 5:25pm On Jan 10, 2017

banki:
Emergency activists

Is this the first time there is crisis in southern Kaduna, is this the 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 I mean wahala that has been going on for over 20years
Imagine ffk, talking in what capacity in osun state no one knows him in ABUJA he is only followed by online thugs and can't win a street election, he is forming pastor but is publicly living with a woman he isnt married to? And has a child out of wedlock
He has a history of incest and drug addiction and lost an election now he will not let us rest

If you don't know what to say, pls close your mouth.

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Politics › Re: Malabu Oil Deal: Jonathan Breaks Silence On Bribe Allegation by jumpandpas(m): 5:03pm On Jan 10, 2017

rusher14:
Be there looking for likes.

An independent body has said so about your hero.

Italy isn't Nigeria.

Very soon Italy will rule your home for you. Inferiority complex is your problem.

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Politics › Re: Malabu Oil Deal: Jonathan Breaks Silence On Bribe Allegation by jumpandpas(m): 5:02pm On Jan 10, 2017

ceeethru:
Some gullible minds have been brainwashed by the old man from DAURA who goes about shouting KWARAPTION KWARAPTION KWARAPTION, everyone is kwarapt but his APC members and Fulani brothers are all Saints. Yeye dey smell

The problem with these gullible zombies is that they don't ask questions. They should ask Buhari to show them GEJ'S hand over note.

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Politics › Re: Malabu Oil Deal: Jonathan Breaks Silence On Bribe Allegation by jumpandpas(m): 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2017

kcnwaigbo:
se the way zombies and the mods have abandoned this thread!!! Habaaa

They are in Sambisa Forest dancing Python music playing for them by Boko haram, they call it PYTHON DANCE

Hahahahaha...... laughing in spiritual powers

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Events › Re: January 10th, A Day 2 Always Remember!!! by jumpandpas(m): 4:22pm On Jan 10, 2017

ify123destiny:
Today January 10th, will make it exactly 8yrs anniversary. A Gala Seller ran away with my N950 change, a very painful experience even now we are in this recession. Help mi cry a beg, what are friends for!

Lols hope you enjoyed your #1000 Gala?.

Family › Re: The Challenges Of Finding A Wife In Nigeria by jumpandpas(m): 4:19pm On Jan 10, 2017

eanestca:
I don't know if am alone on this but am finding it a little bit challenging to find a wife.
its kind of awkward but its true, am in my late twenties gainfully working but am just finding it hard to find a lady to settle with, I hardly go out except when my guys come around and am not bad looking neither am I arrogant.

Are there others in my shoes or once in my shoes, please could you share your experience, I would really love to learn from the experienced ones in the house

It's real even the Bible said it "Who can find a virtuous woman?

for her price is far above rubies". (proverbs 16 10).

I really suffered when i was looking for a wife and i believe God made it so.
But at end, God gave me a VIRTUOUS woman. I stopped having gf 6yrs before i met my wife and didn't sleep with her till our wedding night.

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Politics › Re: Abuja Judge Blasts DSS, Other Security Agenices Over Nnamdi Kanu by jumpandpas(m): 3:59pm On Jan 10, 2017

bakila:
Like every other case.... Oya prosecutors threat him like the common criminal that he is.

I WILL MAKE NIGERIA UNGOVERNABLE --- Buhari
MONKEY AND BABOON WILL SOAK WITH BLOOD -- Buhari. Who's monkey and baboon = Nigerians

NIGERIA IS A ZOO --- Nnamdi Kanu
Let our conscience judge us.

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Politics › Re: 'Buhari Let My People Go': IPOB Supporters Storm Abuja Court Today For Kanu by jumpandpas(m): 3:33pm On Jan 10, 2017

pointblank247:
but do you observe the sabbath ?

What is sabbath?

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu In Secret Trial Courtroom As Binta Nyako Storms Out (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 3:28pm On Jan 10, 2017

FuckTheMod:
THE PUNISHMENT FOR TREASON IS DEATH!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

What is TREASON?

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu In Secret Trial Courtroom As Binta Nyako Storms Out (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 3:25pm On Jan 10, 2017

DecemberIV:
Even more garri drinking nights in the zoo cage, another victory for Nigerians.

NK called Nigeria a zoo, yet he's the one being treated like an animal.

All Nigerians are been treated like animals by Buhari. Only that sentiment and hypocrisy won't let some acknowledge this.

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Politics › Re: Arrest CAN President Ayokunle, Danjuma La’ah - Council Of Imams by jumpandpas(m): 9:27am On Jan 10, 2017

Statsocial:
Since you paid other Fulanis to stop killing, you also have to pay CAN to stop the inflammatory comments. Stupid government and stupid imams

Better still, Buhari and the Northern elites should be arrested as well for their inflammatory comments like, l will make GEJ's Govt ungovernable, monkey and baboon will soak with blood. These were some of their comments that encourages Boko haram.

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Politics › Re: Arrest CAN President Ayokunle, Danjuma La’ah - Council Of Imams by jumpandpas(m): 9:15am On Jan 10, 2017

babadee1:
You think these Southern Kaduna killings just started now under Buhari? It's been happening since 1991 when Babangida was in power. It happened several times under Jonathan too. It's a long standing and ongoing problem and blaming APC and Buhari will not solve it.

And arresting the Christian leaders will solve it right?

Politics › Re: Fayose Clarifies Issue Of Paris Fund Mismangement,Blasts Buhari & APC Again(pics by jumpandpas(m): 8:44am On Jan 10, 2017

idupaul:
And see what happened to Adeboye 3 weeks later ..

Can you use what happened to him to compare to what happened to Nigerian Economy since Buhari took over.

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