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PoliticsRe: James Ibori Looking Dapper As He Receives Delta State Delegates In London. PICS by jumpandpas(m): 4:59am On Dec 26, 2016
I doubt if this Ibori of a man was in prison, maybe he went on exile in London.
CareerRe: Why Is My Co-worker Ignoring Me When I Say Hi? by jumpandpas(m): 4:47am On Dec 26, 2016
Maybe, she thinks that you're Hi on Sokoto weed.
PoliticsRe: Isn't It Funny Igbos Say African Countries Are Better Off Divided by jumpandpas(m): 4:38am On Dec 26, 2016
darknetcom:
okay...we dont want another war ...period..
we dont care how strong you are...
say no to war...
Is your country not on internal war?.
PoliticsRe: Shocking!!! Buhari Got His Waec Certificate At Age 11 by jumpandpas(m): 3:19am On Dec 26, 2016
madridguy:
Una no dey tire? grin
Is this all you have to say?.
PoliticsRe: Leaders Cannot Afford To Hand Over To The Next Generation – Okorocha by jumpandpas(m): 3:16am On Dec 26, 2016
mostyg:
There are elements of truth in is assertion.

Imagine those youth comparing Banks to MMM

Imagine comments we read from youth on important issues here on NL.
Audu Obe want to import GRASS from Brazil while Baba chair used over #200mil to cut GRASS in Northern Nigeria.
The elders have lost focus.
PoliticsRe: Isn't It Funny Igbos Say African Countries Are Better Off Divided by jumpandpas(m): 3:07am On Dec 26, 2016
darknetcom:
this referen thing will not work in nigeria...

i see no sense in it...
you can only get biafra through war...
referen will not bring you nothing...

even if you win the referen,we will not give you biafra...
referen can not give you biafra..

declare war and come and get biafra...
@ least you know about Biafran war, let your tribe face the whole of Nigeria in war for just one month let's see what will become of them. YEYE DEY SMELL.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Set Free While Church Put People In Boundage by jumpandpas(m): 9:12pm On Dec 25, 2016
paxonel:
Church is religion, we all know that. But christ is not religion. Thats why the best place to be this christmas is bear palour
But drink responsibly
After drinking responsibly, you smoke responsibly and fornicate responsibly.
Jokes EtcRe: I Need Most Hilarious Caption For This Picture by jumpandpas(m): 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2016
You received credit alert but when get to the Bank to make withdrawal to enable you travel early in the morning for exams, the cashier told you 'Oga, there's no money in your account'.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Birthday Gifts You Must Present To Jesus Christ Today by jumpandpas(m): 4:35pm On Dec 25, 2016
Addicted2Women:

Religion is a scam

Jesus Christ doesn't exist

Hell fire which they claim have been flaming for 4000 years now doesn't exist, what type of fire dey flame for 4000 without stopping ?? Gas or firewood ??

The people in hell fire don burn for 4000 years, dem never turn to ashes ??
What happened to the people who were born before jesus Christ ?? Them no go heaven, them no go to hell fire, they just turned to a bird and flew away ??

God created the first human which were Adam and Eve and they gave birth to Cain and Abel, Cain and Abel married and had children, who the fucck did they marry ?? Their mother ??

Jesus was born through immaculate conception

The holy spirit just made a woman become pregnant

His pictures can't be found, his birth record can't be found

Oh, the picture they show you claiming he's Jesus was taken 4000 years ago with an iPhone 7

He walked on water, feed 5 thousand people with 5 loaves of bread but couldn't handle three nails on the cross

Can you just go tell this lie to primary school kids
Have you asked yourself why no human or scientist with all their sophisticated gadgets have been able to travel to the SUN and come back alive?. LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters, think about this.
PoliticsRe: The ALTERNATIVE: Buhari’s Grass-cutter & The Case Of D Properly ‘spended’ Funds! by jumpandpas(m): 7:44am On Dec 25, 2016
BeClever:
Merry Christmas brother!!

But may your prayer not be answered.. Buhari must rule till 2023..So zombies can enjoy their emptiness in full..
They used 2016 to BLAME GEJ, in 2017, they will remove B and become LAME.
PoliticsRe: The ALTERNATIVE: Buhari’s Grass-cutter & The Case Of D Properly ‘spended’ Funds! by jumpandpas(m): 7:24am On Dec 25, 2016
NgeneUkwenu, Omenka, Sarrki, APCmyheart pls come and masturbate here.


Lols @ Buhari's grass cutter!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Finally Crushed — Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 7:11am On Dec 25, 2016
fortune1968:
you mean dts the food 4 ur pare*ts ?
@ least I know mine, I am far, far better than you that doesn't know yours.
Christianity EtcRe: is there Any Word Like Christmas In The Bible? If No, Why Celebrating It? by jumpandpas(m): 5:40am On Dec 25, 2016
clevvermind:
do you think that there is any word like christmas in the bible? if no, why are we celebrating it? did Jesus asked us to celebrate it? i need an answer.
Do you think that there's any word like Internet in the Bible?. If no, why are you using it?. Did Jesus ask us to use Internet?. I need an answer.
PoliticsRe: they should Build A Bridge From Apapa Navy To 3rd For Dangote by jumpandpas(m): 5:34am On Dec 25, 2016
You mean Dangote the ritualist and blood sucker?.
CultureRe: Oluwo Of Iwo, Akanbi, Threatens To ‘Arrest’ Magistrate by jumpandpas(m): 5:29am On Dec 25, 2016
sapele914:
How do you know have you lived anwhere else?
Where do you think I am?.
CultureRe: Oluwo Of Iwo, Akanbi, Threatens To ‘Arrest’ Magistrate by jumpandpas(m): 8:28pm On Dec 24, 2016
Only in Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 8:06pm On Dec 24, 2016
harmbhrosz:
ofcoz, well you the righteous one has failed to clearify your point with the scriptures that states masturbation/self-service is a sin, at least we can all point out where adultery, fornication and homosexuallity were boldly mentioned.
Since the Bible didn't approve it

First John 5:17 said 'all unrighteousness is sin'. The Bible may be silent in some certain things though they're morally wrong. Every act of immorality which the Bible is silent about are among the 'all unrighteousness' . Since you said the Bible didn't condemn masturbation, can you show me where the Bible approves it?. As the Bible didn't approve it, what do you have to say.
CrimeRe: Shocker: How Imported Ogbono Soup, Jollof Rice From India Got NAFDAC Numbers by jumpandpas(m): 7:50pm On Dec 24, 2016
If you see Nigeria pls tell her that I'm weeping for her.
Christianity EtcRe: What Can I Do About Noise Pollution By A Church? by jumpandpas(m): 7:44pm On Dec 24, 2016
Bluezy13:
If you think it's noise, then report.
It's your business
Don't stop lamenting it's your business.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 7:42pm On Dec 24, 2016
harmbhrosz:
wow so because I can't advice anyone to do it means it's wrong to you, and who are you to judge that which is destruction onto man?

Abeg e don do, you people will just think ones you can quote Bible on anything that is the end without even approaching it logically.
A carnal mind cannot understand the things of the Spirit.
CrimeRe: Lady Who Stole Fowl In Cross River Paraded Unclad By Youths (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 6:53pm On Dec 24, 2016
Noblesoul123:
SIMPLE STEPS TO STEAL A FOWL THIS CHRISTMAS.
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation wear an oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11:00am to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work or be indoors. The fowls will be playing outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center.
5. This is where u make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt.
7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back.
O boy, you be master for this job.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Finally Crushed — Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 6:46pm On Dec 24, 2016
decomaniaboss:
grin grin grin grin I still they laugh grin grin grin
Hahahhahaha
InvestmentRe: MMM Participant Accused Of Duping Fellow Member He Was Matched With (Photo) by jumpandpas(m): 6:44pm On Dec 24, 2016
what is his name again?.
BusinessRe: Benin Residents Keep Vigil In Banks To Use Atms by jumpandpas(m): 6:32pm On Dec 24, 2016
poksmahn:
because of my 1,250 naira?
Lols when they come you'll show them were you keep the remaining.
Christianity EtcRe: What Can I Do About Noise Pollution By A Church? by jumpandpas(m): 6:29pm On Dec 24, 2016
Bluezy13:
Another daft being whom religion has beclouded his reasoning power
Painment.



How many times have you called for closure of Night clubs, abi they no dey make noise ni.
BusinessRe: Benin Residents Keep Vigil In Banks To Use Atms by jumpandpas(m): 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2016
IYANGBALI:
boys are coming to visit you tonight
Lols in Wike's voice, they should write their WILLs before visiting.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Posts About The Challenges They Face by jumpandpas(m): 5:33pm On Dec 24, 2016
Chuksemi:
He has a point
Every profession has its risks, and no one is writing stuffs up and down.
Her point is baseless.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Posts About The Challenges They Face by jumpandpas(m): 5:29pm On Dec 24, 2016
enchantedone:
I don't know why soldiers like posting write ups like this so that we can pity them. 4 goodness sake, u were not kidnapped and drafted into d army, ur entry into d army was voluntary so u signed up 4 it. stop making pple feel guilty with ur emotional posts cos no one owes u an apology.
For saying this, don't ever complain about bad leadership.
Yes they joined the army voluntarily but your government also promised to take care of them.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Posts About The Challenges They Face by jumpandpas(m): 5:22pm On Dec 24, 2016
DaBullIT:
lol


I know this is not true ,

Soldiers have shifts too , and they have exorbitantly overpaid vacations


this is copy and paste and it is not true

Oh and nice job bloggers , una do well
Your comment here is as useless as your username. When Buhari traveled to Germany, didn't you see him visit some of your amputated soldiers in the hospital there, get sense Mr.
SportsRe: Where Can I Play Table Tennis In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 5:04pm On Dec 24, 2016
poksmahn:
thanks sha
OK, but I use to engage those taxi drivers for location of any joint or place. You can as well try them.
SportsRe: Where Can I Play Table Tennis In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 4:36pm On Dec 24, 2016
poksmahn:
not really..
OK
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Finally Crushed — Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 4:34pm On Dec 24, 2016
lielbree:
I'm sure they do. Most likely oshobo premium
That one no dey click brain wella

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