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SportsRe: Where Can I Play Table Tennis In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 4:32pm On Dec 24, 2016
poksmahn:
huh.. who said anything abt president?
Just trying to help. Anyway, are you close to D LINE?.
BusinessRe: Benin Residents Keep Vigil In Banks To Use Atms by jumpandpas(m): 4:21pm On Dec 24, 2016
poksmahn:
This is why i have refused to use a bank . i keep my money inside a pot under my bed
The DSS will soon break into your house.
SportsRe: Where Can I Play Table Tennis In Port Harcourt by jumpandpas(m): 4:18pm On Dec 24, 2016
poksmahn:
hey guys, i recently stumbled upon the beautiful game of table tennis and fell in love with it. The problem is i do not own a table tennis board of my own and i do not want to use any crude set up.. so, where can i play table tennis in port harcourt and also if possible, get a good coach?

Help a brother out.
Your President likes playing his in the other room.
PoliticsRe: Kashamu Preaches Love At Christmas by jumpandpas(m): 3:53pm On Dec 24, 2016
I can't believe that a notorious drug baron is representing AFONJA people in the Senate, even IPOB that deals on drug can't make this mistake.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Attend South-east Economic, Security Summit— Presidency by jumpandpas(m): 3:00pm On Dec 24, 2016
legendte:
Work them no fit work
Small lie them still no fit package am well
My belleeeeeee oooo!
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Attend South-east Economic, Security Summit— Presidency by jumpandpas(m): 2:56pm On Dec 24, 2016
EYIBLESSN:
ATIKU2019 You are very wicked. Buhari wey no get body, You still want make fire burn am.




Buhari setting political problems around himself
And his handlers don't want to tell him the truth.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 2:43pm On Dec 24, 2016
Rozaystunna:
so abortion and masturbation are in a way the same? "Christians " grin grin grin cheesy
Don't jump into discussion you don't know how it started.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 12:38pm On Dec 24, 2016
harmbhrosz:
Be civil Mr, I can't remember advising anyone to self-service on this thread...

This is the hypocritical problem you guys have, you guys can easily come online to gossip about people's life (or you've forgotten that one is a sin) yet masturbate in your closet only to come here and display your hypocritical self by throwing stones to what people do in their private life.

Na wa for una
I thought you will be happy. Can you now see that it's wrong since you can't advice anyone to do it.


There's a way that seems right unto you but the end thereof is destruction Proverbs 16:25.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 12:06pm On Dec 24, 2016
harmbhrosz:
unlike you my brother, I question anything I come across, I don't just stand up to start judging people without any credible reason...

Don't just follow the crowd brother, our brain was giving to us to reason logically and know things to do rightly.

You still haven't prove how it's a sin tho
Encourage your children to masturbate. There's nothing wrong with it. Buy the book of masturbation and give them. Tell your daughters to insert cucumbers and carrots inside their private. I only pity those that sees you as their mentor.
Christianity EtcRe: Onitsha Defy Recession : Christmas Preparations In High Gear by jumpandpas(m): 11:59am On Dec 24, 2016
PentiumPro:
Those clowns are weirdly funny!! grin They see everything from the prism of their villages.
It takes a BIGGER clown to type this.
Christianity EtcRe: Onitsha Defy Recession : Christmas Preparations In High Gear by jumpandpas(m): 11:56am On Dec 24, 2016
Qmerit:
Misleading tittle, cause u visit Onitcha doesn't mean only there is where it's happening right now, bia visit other places where xmas is celebrated nation wide and come back for the full gist.. if u re truthful, u would be surprise Onitcha won't be in unit 1. ( 1 to 10) as the busiest for xmas palava.
PAINMENT
PoliticsRe: Police Shoots IPOB Man Who Just Came Back 4rm Indonesia 4 His Wedding Dead(pics) by jumpandpas(m): 11:50am On Dec 24, 2016
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BusinessRe: Lagosians Complain Bitterly About Lake Rice Trouble by jumpandpas(m): 11:47am On Dec 24, 2016
DaBullIT:
hahahahaha, So now we are discussing tax and being Nigerian ? the enugu protesters and Biafra crooners will beg to differ


Shurrup dia joor , wot duyu no grin grin grin grin
Your stupidity not only stinks, it's also legendary.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 11:40am On Dec 24, 2016
harmbhrosz:
what I'm saying is the example you sited involves killing another human being which everyone knows it's bad...

We're talking about self-service that doesn't hurt any second or third party.

Anyone that feels side effects from masturbation has probably done it excessively (everything is suppose to be moderate.

I'm not saying masturbation is good or bad. But my point is who am I to say what someone does in his closet without hurting anybody is bad
"I'm not saying masturbation is good or bad".
"Who am I to say what someone does in his closet without hurting anybody is bad".

Statement of a deceiver.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Finally Crushed — Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 11:26am On Dec 24, 2016
Pls i want to know if they GROW WEED in ASO ROCK.
PoliticsRe: Magu: President Buhari May Announce Replacement Janaury by jumpandpas(m): 11:18am On Dec 24, 2016
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PoliticsRe: ‘vice-president, Yemi Osinbajo Will Face Removal Twice In 2017′ –apostle Suleman by jumpandpas(m): 11:07am On Dec 24, 2016
Apostle Suyaman, pls if this is what you call prophecy, you must be high on Isi Ala Ngwa weed. Tell us where Abubakar Shakou is @ least there's money tag on him.


Prophet ko poorfaith ni
PoliticsRe: Checkout Goodluck Jonathan's Christmas Message To Nigerians(pics) by jumpandpas(m): 10:04am On Dec 24, 2016
Mologi:
Sharp guy.. .....

Even before the dullard give his own.. .
Dullardihos won't be happy for this.
PoliticsRe: Checkout Goodluck Jonathan's Christmas Message To Nigerians(pics) by jumpandpas(m): 10:02am On Dec 24, 2016
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Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 8:31am On Dec 24, 2016
jonbellion:
pph geez Religion has really messed you up embarassed
Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 8:30am On Dec 24, 2016
harmbhrosz:
what about those that masturbated and were never impotent nor suffer weak erection + what of the men that don't masturbate but still suffer weak erection/impotent.

And how does abortion goes with the topic

You people just like twisting things to the way it suits you.
Nothing like twisting, I only gave example.
And if you think masturbation is good, that's your business. I masturbated for over 20years. I know what I am saying. If you see anybody that uses blade to cut his body for blood to be gushing out, that's what men masturbators do to their sperm.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 8:23am On Dec 24, 2016
harmbhrosz:
what about those that masturbated and were never impotent nor suffer weak erection + what of the men that don't masturbate but still suffer weak erection/impotent.

And how does abortion goes with the topic

You people just like twisting things to the way it suits you.
Nothing like twisting, I only gave example.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 8:19am On Dec 24, 2016
nwamehn:
Not to support or oppose the subject matter, but can u explain how masturbating with the thoughts of one's wife or husband is a sin whereas having sex with him or her isn't a sin?
The act of masturbation itself is sin no matter who you're thinking while indulging in it. It's just like a woman who puts cucumber in her body while thinking about her husband.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 5:06am On Dec 24, 2016
12inches1:
What of masturbating with thoughts of your wife. Is that still a sin
Yes
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 5:01am On Dec 24, 2016
Rozaystunna:
wickedness? cheesy grin cheesy grin things I see on nairaland
A man who out of masturbation became impotent, or surfer weak erection, is not only wicked to himself but also to his wife and generation.

If a woman out of series of abortion damaged her womb, cover it up and get married to you. Now she's unable to bear children for you. How will you describe such woman?.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jumpandpas(m): 4:45am On Dec 24, 2016
jonbellion:
Masturbation is not a sin friend
This is what Christianity does
Makes you feel guilty for the silliest of things undecided
Though I feel there's an age where you should outgrow such things anyway grin
Continue deceiving yourself, masturbation is not a sin yet you want him to outgrow it. Masturbation is a deadly sin, it can lead to weak erection, infertility etc in men.
CrimeRe: Customs Officer, Comfort Alaba, Kidnapped At Gun Point In Festac, Lagos by jumpandpas(m): 8:44pm On Dec 23, 2016
billyG:
what kinda logic iz that?do birds kill babies?
Sorry, not for kids.
PoliticsRe: Pro-Biafrans Protest Against Buhari's Visit In Enugu. Photos by jumpandpas(m): 3:00pm On Dec 22, 2016
shaibu123:
Jobless youths, instead of giving the President a chance to express himself.Town hall meeting is where you get to ask a more direct questions.This what Obama uses to connect with ordinary people,So if Buhari wants to hear South East, this is best platform to do so.
The chance have been given to him before and he called them 5% so what do you mean?.
PoliticsRe: Pro-Biafrans Protest Against Buhari's Visit In Enugu. Photos by jumpandpas(m): 2:58pm On Dec 22, 2016
daneni1:
So u believe seceding d nation to become a sovereign state on her own is d only way abi.
You shouldn't have sent your colonial masters away since you hate freedom.
PoliticsRe: Pro-Biafrans Protest Against Buhari's Visit In Enugu. Photos by jumpandpas(m): 2:55pm On Dec 22, 2016
Edifyer:
many of them no one see 2017 be that.. Operation python dance dey very active.
Hope your military is still dancing the python music BOKO HARAM is playing for them?. Some of them have danced it to their early Graves. WHAT A COUNTRY.
PoliticsRe: Pro-Biafrans Protest Against Buhari's Visit In Enugu. Photos by jumpandpas(m): 2:49pm On Dec 22, 2016
Charly68:
I never knew things have degenerated into this level in the south East.. Thought guys from that end are purely industrious but this one am seeing is an eyesore. Kanu must have really jazzed them.
Just like Buhari jazzed you and your likes.
PoliticsRe: Pro-Biafrans Protest Against Buhari's Visit In Enugu. Photos by jumpandpas(m): 2:47pm On Dec 22, 2016
michoim:
A bunch of mentally derailed people. When a group of people is misinformed and misled, and don't know who is actually responsible for their plight,this is what happens.
Everything you typed here, is what Buhari have done to you. Buhari and APC have misinformed and misled you and you're so so stpd not to hv realised this.

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