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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Army And Navy Which One Is The Best To Join by jumpmasta(m): 1:25pm On Mar 01, 2012
@Poster, from all indication,almost all the posters on this thread are greatly naive on the said issue, they are just replying from their perceived opinion which is wide off the mark, my advice,look for an officer in the Army or Navy, approach him nicely possibly in the officers mess, and put across ur questions to him or her, u ll surely get answers
smiley smiley smiley smiley wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Is Height Really Important? by jumpmasta(m): 4:00pm On Feb 20, 2012
Sleekjd:
Height is really important! I am 5ft9", so he has to be a bit taller. If I wanna hug him, I love my head to be on his chest, nt his head. Lol

Seriously, I don't find short guys attractive.
Maybe u are just about 20yrs and still see life through "Rose coloured spectacles', better marry the next available good man that comes ur way,
PoliticsRe: 13 Igbos Murdered In Mubi Were Killed By Their Kinsmen, Not Boko Haram! by jumpmasta(m): 12:11am On Jan 24, 2012
@Toktee, I have never in my life set eyes on an slowpoke like you, I, diot
PoliticsRe: Video-update: Policemen Protest In Lagos Over Subsidy Removal by jumpmasta(m): 4:03pm On Jan 04, 2012
This is simply a show of force and crowd dispersal rehearsal
PhonesRe: Airtel Ng Officially Launches New Blackberry Plans. by jumpmasta(m): 10:06pm On Dec 23, 2011
oparah chi:
I tried configuring my email account on my blackberry complete plan and it keeps telling me that my session has expired. i called airtel customer service and they told me that am not entitled to an email account on the blackberry complete plan. and that is suppose to be the most expensive plan on this newly introduced platform. i think this is crap and still investigating the matter. anyone here with a good idea,
I have not been receiving emails on my device even after AIRTEL offered one web based email and blackberry based email, theives
PoliticsRe: Army Kills 59 Boko Haram Members In Damaturu Attack! by jumpmasta(m): 9:55pm On Dec 23, 2011
AjanleKoko:
I guessed some innocent mallams just got wasted by the army yet again cry

What a life sad
And what of those innocent people killed by your boko haram mallams undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
BusinessAnother Bank Robbery At Sango-Ota Foiled By Police by jumpmasta(op): 8:44pm On Dec 14, 2011
Armed Robbery At Ota Again!!!

About 10 robbers stormed an old generation bank at Ota, Ogun State, southwest Nigeria at about 3.30 a.m. today in an attempt to raid the bank.

Nicholas Nkemdeme, Ogun State Commissioner of Police

They reportedly arrived the bank in three Toyota Hiace buses and one Sienna Toyota bus. They were armed with sophisticated guns. P.M.NEWS gathered that 10 of the robbers tried to gain access into the bank by breaking the louvers, destroying the Automatic Teller Machine, ATM, with guns and sledge hammer.

But unknown to the robbers, two mobile policemen on guard at the bank sighted them and opened fire,

The other robbers who had positioned themselves at strategic positions outside the bank, it was learnt, started shooting into the air.

The two mobile policemen, it was gathered, immediately sent a distress call to the Sango Area Commander, Assistant Commissioner of Police, ACP, Oyinlola, who mobilised his men and trekked to the scene.

A gun duel between the robbers and policemen ensued. Residents who spoke with P.M.NEWS disclosed that they could not sleep during the shootout between the robbers and policemen. “The shooting was intense. The robbers didn’t give up easily; they were firing their guns while policemen were also shooting,” a resident who identified himself as Demola told P.M.NEWS.

Investigations revealed that the robbers later took to their heels and escaped through Ijoko, Sango when policemen from other formations surrounded the area. They abandoned one of their vehicles, a blue Toyota Sienna bus.

When P.M.NEWS visited Ijoko Road, Sango, where the bus was abandoned, two residents of the area who saw the robbers running away, said they saw them carrying one of their dead colleagues into another bus before they sped off.

As at the time of filing this report, security had been beefed up in Sango, Ota and its environs. Scores of armed mobile policemen were seen on the road. The abandoned vehicle was also sighted at the Sango Police Station.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/12/14/early-morning-bank-raid-police-battle-10-robbers/
CultureRe: Nigerian Nicknames For Different Countries And Others! by jumpmasta(m): 12:44pm On Dec 10, 2011
calabar-, cally
PoliticsRe: 10 Soldiers Burnt To Death In An Accident In Ondo by jumpmasta(m): 5:18pm On Dec 04, 2011
Pain:
Sit Easy!

NMS 89

Davinci: Pls Modify and Take Out Thy Precious NMS #(No More Info:This is a Public Forum). Dont ask me how I traced
Angama sir
PoliticsRe: 10 Soldiers Burnt To Death In An Accident In Ondo by jumpmasta(m): 5:12pm On Dec 04, 2011
jumpmasta:
[b]ok ooo, i hope you are not a junior Exboy, if you are my junior, sit up, but if you are my Oga, ,i am flying it, N
PoliticsRe: 10 Soldiers Burnt To Death In An Accident In Ondo by jumpmasta(m): 5:48pm On Dec 02, 2011
Hehehe, My NMS no Not good Enuff?Ok which coy were u, NMS No, ?
PoliticsRe: 10 Soldiers Burnt To Death In An Accident In Ondo by jumpmasta(m): 5:04pm On Dec 02, 2011
Pain:
Are U Sure U Are An Exboy. Which Coy Were U in?
Who Was the Boy RSM in your Set.
Pls Reply.
[b]ok ooo, i hope you are not a junior Exboy, if you are my junior, sit up, but if you are my Oga, ,i am flying it, ]
PoliticsRe: 10 Soldiers Burnt To Death In An Accident In Ondo by jumpmasta(m): 3:26pm On Dec 02, 2011
ariblaze:
1 NMS boy

5 from command

and the rest soldiers .


i am just so mad, back then in NMS we flew for events and the bloody school paid for it.


imagine form zaira to lagos in a freaking bus, just for a lousy LIT debate
Are you really an Exboy, cos from the bolded in Red, No Exboy would refer to NMS as "Bloody School", May their Souls Rest in Peace.
HealthRe: Six Die After Being 'cured' Of Hiv By Tb Joshua's Church In London by jumpmasta(m): 6:07pm On Nov 25, 2011
I LAFF IN IJEBU ODE!!1 grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: If Animals Had Bb's by jumpmasta(m): 3:51pm On Nov 10, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d :d :d :d
RomanceUrgent Advice Needed Pls by jumpmasta(op): 10:30am On Oct 30, 2011
My Girlfriend asked me a very terrifying question yesterday, "She asked me if I could marry someone with a serious Medical condition, like Recurrent Renal stones, "I know she has it and she asked Rhetorically to find out my response.I know the medical and financial burden that could cause cos I know someone with the same condition and besides she is still under 30 , pls I need honest opinions on whether I should settle down with her or not.
Car TalkRe: Help, I Lost Throttle Power On The Highway by jumpmasta(m): 7:27am On Oct 20, 2011
Ekans:
Poster,kneel and say a prayer with the engine hood open,then get up and shout IT IS NOT MY PORTION,and watch the problem go away.
shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are U Scared Of Knowing Ur Hiv/aids Status? by jumpmasta(m): 6:45pm On Oct 07, 2011
I LAUGH AT ALL OF YOU,HIV TEST IS EVERY THREE MONTHS, THATS THE STANDARD tongue tongue
AutosRe: Pick Your Choice Cars From Cotonou At Cheaper Rate, Follow Us To Cotonou Today ! by jumpmasta(m): 11:15pm On Oct 04, 2011
Hello dear, how much will it cost me to land an SUV lexus RX 300 or 330 2003 or 2004 model,to lagos , inbox me at davekach2002@yahoo.com.thanks

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