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HealthRe: Cure For Sweaty Palms And Feet,please Help! by jumpmasta(m): 9:36am On Apr 18, 2010
[size=12pt][/size]MOST TIMES,SWEATY PALMS AND FEET ARE FAMILIAL IN NATURE AS IN IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY .IT IS USUALLY DUE TO THE MASS SYMPATHETIC DISCHARGE WHICH IS DOMINANT DURING ANXIETY/TENSION LADEN MOMENTS .IT IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM.HOWEVER IT COULD ALSO BE AS A RESULT OF SOME ENDOCRINE DISORDERS LIKE HYPERTHYROIDISM OR PHAECHROMOCYTOMA.THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT YOU SHOULD SEE A PHYSICIAN FOR THOROUGH ASSESMENT. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
HealthRe: Help,good Eye Clinic In Lagos? by jumpmasta(m): 9:26am On Apr 18, 2010
IF YOU ARE ON THE ISLAND,NIGERIAN ARMY EYE CENTER IN BONNY CAMP VICTORIA ISLAND IS VERY GOOD.OTHERS ARE THE VARIOUS TEACHING HOSPITALS IE LUTH AND LASUTH,OTHER GENERAL HOSPITALS.GOOD LUCK. cool cool cool cool cool
CrimeRe: Okada Operators Foil Kidnap Attempt by jumpmasta(m): 1:59pm On Apr 17, 2010
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[li]INSTEAD OF THE IDIOTS TO KIDNAP IBORI,BABANGIDA,DAVID MARK,DIMEJI BANKOLE,THE ARE BUSY KIDNAPPING HARD WORKING MIDDLE CLASS NIGERIANS.GOD PUNISH DEM KIDNAPPERS.MAKE WE CRY FOR EDO STATE SHA cry cry cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Ibori Slams N10b Suit On Efcc by jumpmasta(m): 1:31pm On Apr 17, 2010
THIS IDIOT IBORI IS ADOPTING AN AGE LONG STRATEGY"THE BEST FORM OF DEFENSE IS AN OUTRIGHT ATTACK".HE WILL SURELY END UP IN PRISON ,WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 10:16am On Apr 13, 2010
freecocoa:
@slyfoxxjoe,if u re trying to go gangster i'd advice u take your agberoism someplace else,no be today we don dey see touts like u,agbaya like u.
@POSTER,SORRY MY BRO O JARE,ITS NOTHING NEW BRACE URSELF UP AND MOVE ON,BUT WHY NOT TRY FINDING OUT IF SHE'S THE ONE WHO SENT THOSE TEXTS.
MANY WELL MEANING NAIRA LANDERS HAVE TOWED THIS LINE OF ADVICE,SINCE WE WOULD STILL BE CO WORKERS IN THE SAME FACILITY,I WOULD TRY FINDING OUT WHO REALLY SENT THE MESSAGES COS SHE DENIED SENDING THEM shocked shocked shocked.BUT THIS DOSENT CHANGE HOW I FEEL ABT HER tongue tongue tongue tongue,NOW.
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 9:28pm On Apr 12, 2010
gombo_s:
1 gr8 peice of advice i once came across, BROTHERS, "Dont always seek 2 marry the woman u fallen in love with, instead just make sure u Love the woman u end up marrying"
THIS SURE SOUNDS LIKE GOMBO'S LAW OF MARRIAGE. cheesy cheesy cheesy GOOD ONE THOUGH
RomanceRe: Wonders Wont End! She Came Begging After Breaking Up With Me For Almost 2 Months by jumpmasta(m): 4:33pm On Apr 12, 2010
Rita4NL:
Ok oooo poster bingin look for honest woman,I hope say you no go bingin commot gray hair for armpit b4 you see.
I repeat, forgive her and take her back cos nao she will respect you more knowing full well that ,there is nuffin outside for her again.
Wen pesin talk im mind ,dem go say na yeye pesin
WHY WONT THEY CALL YOU YEYE PERSON.IF IT WERE YOU AND I SOLD OF THE INVESTMENT YOU GAVE ME TO FOLLOW ANOTHER GIRL,.WONT YOU SWEAR FOR ME.?ABEG TELL YOURSELF THE TRUTH NA, RITA tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 4:11pm On Apr 12, 2010
daduke2k:
C wot i mean? Kudos 2 u jor. . . Buh pls Lord dont make her type my wife.
AMEN TO THAT BRO, cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 3:39pm On Apr 12, 2010
Ujujoan:
Oh please . .  we've all experienced heartbreak. But not all of us cry and whine over it. Trust me, I've been hurt before more than you are right now. But feeling sorry for yourself is not going to help. And having people cuddle you is not so cool either. You need to get over it and realize that people are not always what they pretend to be. The more you expect, the more dissapointed you get!

Sorry about the jabs, ok? I'm just not good at petting people! It's easier to fight . .  grin  grin  grin
WELL TAKEN UJU, kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 3:24pm On Apr 12, 2010
Ujujoan:
Oh really? so how come YOU are the one with whinning thread  huh
IF YOU V NEVER EXPERIENCED A HEARTBREAK BEFORE,THEN COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY.BUT PLS[/b]DONT MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE BY THROWING SOME[b] CALLOUS WORD. AIGHT?. cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 2:59pm On Apr 12, 2010
Ujujoan:
@ Poster!

What goes around comes around. Think about all those hearts you must have broken over the years! Yea, karma's a biatch . . tongue cheesy
UJUJOAN!!!!!U MUST BE A BITCH grin grin grin.YOU THINK ITS EVERYBODY THAT HAS THE DEPRAVED MIND OF CAUSING HEARTBREAKS LIKE YOU DO.THE LAW OF RETRIBUTIVE JUSTICE IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY THING TO SAY,JUST SHUT YOUR BUCCAL CAVITY tongue tongue tongue.
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 1:38pm On Apr 12, 2010
Sleek Reek:
Hey jumpmasta,that girl needs help.It is a well known fact that when you leave one relationship you don't immediately jump into another,you sort yourself out first.Also you don't use the strength of being in a new relationship to break off from an old and abusive relationship,never works.

Now think about this,what if she is living in absolute fear of that guy and maybe told him off that she now has a new guy(you) and the guy who perhaps has an overbearing influence,takes her phone and sends you all those text or even threatens her that he will harm you if she doesn't call it off with you.I mean why actually send all those text and then calls you denying the whole thing.Don't jump into conclusion,get back and find out what really happened,it will amaze you to know that even a jealous friend can use her phone and send you all those text.Give a benefit of a doubt get back see her,speak to her,whatever you find out i think you may be the only one that help her out of her mess,probably as first a friend then a husband,you never know! wink
THS SURE IS AN INTELLIGENT ADVICE cheesy cheesy cheesy,BUT I STILL GO WITH THE POPULAR SAYING[b]"ONCE BEATEN,TWICE SIHY".[/b]
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 1:17pm On Apr 12, 2010
Travelista:
Awww! Sorry to hear about this. Don't let one silly girl ruin your chances of finding the perfect one for you; she's out there. Take care.
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 1:14pm On Apr 12, 2010
atilla:
guy just take heart its better that it happened now than later. If she can do this to u your veery lucky u did not marry her.
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THOUGH PAINFUL,I COUNT MYSELF LUCKY.WILL MOVE ON undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: She Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2010
petebor02:
well very sorry most girls are becoming like that,they just go around dating any guy by chance thats why we guys have to b careful. like u said let it b with head not with heart any more by so doing we will b able to identify the real one. thanks man 4get her.
WILL TRY JUST THAT, CHEERS wink wink wink
RomanceShe Is Very Heartless For What She Did by jumpmasta(op): 11:56am On Apr 12, 2010
JUST BEFORE,I TRAVELED OUT7 MONTHS AGO,I MET THIS BABE ,BEING CO WORKERS IN THE SAME FACILITY,WE DECIDED TO GIVE IT A TRY AS IN A RELATIONSHIP, WHICH I HOPED WOULD FINALLY CULMINATE INTO MARRIAGE.SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD JUST ENDED A RELATIONSHIP GONE BAD,IN WHICH SHE ALLEGED THAT THE EX,USUALLY BATTERED HER.ANYWAY THE RELATIONSHIP BLOSSOMED OR SO I THOUGHT embarassed embarassed embarassed,WHEN I TRAVELED I TRIED TO KEEP IN TOUCH BY CONSTANT CALLS AND MESSAGES,UNTIL LAST MONTH FROM THE BLUES SHE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE URGING ME TO STOP CALLING HER shocked shocked shocked,THAT SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER ,WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE THE EX SPOUSE BATTERING BOYFRIEND, cry cry cry.SHE EVEN URGED THE GUY TO CALL ME WITH HER PHONE TO TELL ME ALL THE LOFTY PLANS HE HAD FOR HER.I WAS DEVASTATED.BUT BY THE NEXT MORNING,SHE WAS CLAIMING IGNORANCE OF THE WHOLE ISSUE.I HAVE STORED THE 6 MESSAGES SHE SENT TELLING ME NOT TO CALL HER AGAIN.SHE HAS NOT CALLED ME SINCE THEN ,AND I AM ENTERING THE COUNTRY IN JUNE,AND WILL RESUME WORK AT THE SAME FACILITY.THAT GIRL IS VERY HEARTLESS,I V READ SIMILAR STORIES ON NAIRALAND AND MADE MY CONCLUSION, I WILL LOVE WITH MY HEAD AND NOT WITH MY HEART, AND WILL SPARE NO ADVENTUROUS DAUGHTER OF EVE THAT VENTURES MY WAY.THIS IS THE CRY OF A BROKEN HEART cry cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: . by jumpmasta(m): 10:05pm On Apr 11, 2010
MRbrownJAY:
@topic
even if you had the money, you definitely shouldnt give her a dime!!!!!
you can clearly see that she has absolutely no care for you and is only with you for the money.
1month and she already asks 2500,6months will be 50000 and by the yr end she will ask for car.

dont try to pretend to be someone you are not, just to be in a relationship!
AM REALLY WITH YOU ON THIS ONE.SOME OF THESE GIRLS COULD BE OUTRIGHT STUPID.THEY SEE MEN AS SOME DUMBASS THAT WILL FALL FOR THEIR DOWNBLO.I HAD TTHIS CHIC ,JUST MET HER AND IN A WEEK SHE WAS DEMANDING FOR #10,000.OF COURSE I SENT HER ON HER WAY.SHAMELESS POOR LOTS.
AutosRe: Help !my Camry 2000 by jumpmasta(op): 10:21am On Apr 04, 2010
@owan and co, thanks for the advice.presently v been outside the country for about 5 months now, but will surely do as u advised wen i come into the country. wink wink wink wink
FamilyRe: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by jumpmasta(m): 7:04am On Apr 04, 2010
AS A KID,I WAS STUBBORN IN TERMS OF REFUSAL TO EAT MY DINNER.ALL PLEA AND GESTURES FROM PARENTS AND AUNTIES USUALLY FELL ON DEAF EARS.SOME HOW ,I WASNT USUALLY HUNGRY AT NIGHTS,.ALL THESE STOPPED WHEN MY DAD THREATENED ME THAT A PARTICULAR MONSTER BY NAME [b][/b]"OPI MGBIDI", shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cryWHATEVER THAT MEANT,WILL COME AND GOBBLE ME IN THE NIGHT FOR NOT EATING MY FOOD THAT WILL SUBSEQUENTLY PASS TO THE MONSTER THROUGH ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW, THAT EFFECTIVELY CURED MY STUBBORNESS OF REFUSING DINNER.WHEN I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS, I ROTFLMAO, grin grin grin.GOD BLESS MY PARENTS.
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Babe With Offensive Odour by jumpmasta(m): 2:35pm On Apr 02, 2010
pro01:
Date kö, time níí. I've once had a gurl who, when wet in the thick of action, her juices smelt like rotten fish! Eeew. My 'gentleman' shrank immediately. . .and never 'stood up' to finish the business **and the fishwife had the audacity to ask me to 'go down' on her, eeeewww**
grin grin grin YOUR BABE WAS SUFFERING FROM BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS, THE DISCHARGE FROM THE VAGINA HAS A CHARACTERISTIC FISHY ODOUR .ANTIBIOTICS WOULD HAVE SAVED THAT GURL A LOT OF MISERY. wink wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Wonders Shall Never End: Porthacourt Again. by jumpmasta(m): 10:30am On Apr 01, 2010
@poster,u no well ooooo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Guys In D House Plz Dnt Ever Love A Girl Dey Dnt Need It. by jumpmasta(m): 11:03pm On Mar 30, 2010
Jumpmasta walks into thread mjestically, EHHHHHHH, Girl dumps/breaks boys heart!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked huh huh huh
jumpmasta quickly runs out of thread. grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: : And He Pounced On Me: by jumpmasta(m): 3:12pm On Mar 28, 2010
chic ah!:
I just regret everytin nw. Tot he missd me. Bt wel am over him nw.
[color=#990000][/color]thats a good one ,if you are really serious about the decision. grin grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: ***how To Check Automatic Transmission Before Buying A Used Car*** by jumpmasta(m): 4:39pm On Mar 27, 2010
@poster,keep up the good work, a lttle addition.the car should be scanned if possible cos any error related code will be diagnosed. smiley smiley smiley smiley wink wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: We Scan And Diagnose Any Kind Of Vehicle . by jumpmasta(m): 4:05pm On Mar 27, 2010
try to post your adress so nlanders can pay you a visit if there is any need to. wink wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: My Lover Has Mouth Odour, What Can I Do? by jumpmasta(m): 12:01pm On Mar 27, 2010
daduke2k:
Kai, mouth odour!! *runs out of thread*
LMAO&ROTF SERIOUSLY ,@POSTER,MAKE YOUR BABE TRY VISIT A COMPETENT DENTIST wink wink wink wink wink wink.

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