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RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by JurassicPark: 2:15pm On Dec 20, 2014
grin very true!

I don't really know the idea behind that though..

Almost all girls are guilty of this act
PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe Embarrasses GEJ On Twitter by JurassicPark: 11:27pm On Dec 19, 2014
Lol..

I have never seen a government this clueless, surrounded by clueless advisers and aides.

Trust Nigerians, Okupe was served classic replies grin

I am tired of talking 9ja issues btw.

Oil price is on the decline now, so whatever dem like, make dem do

Even self, a Nigerian passport can't even attract the cheapest of favours anywhere in the world, so *wtf* undecided
PoliticsRe: General Buhari Shares A First Shot With Prof.osinbajo His Running Mate. by JurassicPark: 7:02pm On Dec 17, 2014
*holds laughter* grin

#TBH

Just when we think APC can provide a formidable competition for the PDP, they keep making Nigerians question their fate

Why roll up these puppets for the federal position?

They would have done better
FamilyRe: Which Should Come First Between Career & Marriage In A Family? by JurassicPark: 2:48pm On Dec 15, 2014
bukatyne:
Depends on individuals and what their goals are:

Some are not interested in a career or a family cheesy
Hahaahaa grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Online Test by JurassicPark: 1:29pm On Dec 13, 2014
Kassidy4luv:
I visited a Cyber Cafe'. Come and see. Sterling bank applicants.




Me I jstt Waka go find wia I go watch Match
cheesy lol #NoTime
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Delves Into Business! Starts Manufacturing Of Snapbacks(photos) by JurassicPark: 1:31pm On Dec 11, 2014
You ride cars worth millions of cash...and all you can invest in is snapbacks grin

Guy, u need a better financial adviser!
CelebritiesRe: ‘i’m One Of The Most ‘Toasted’ Girls In Nigeria’ – Delicious Crooner, Fragrance by JurassicPark: 12:38am On Dec 08, 2014
My dear, u need deliverance grin

After too many toasting, your become tasteless
EducationRe: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by JurassicPark: 10:29am On Nov 30, 2014
smallrincowis16:
what a concocted lie as old as you are..... or let me say you are displaying your partisanship because of your sadistic behaviour
I as a student in the campus was there why students protested.... as I have exam at PGLT... in the morning...
as accounted for little people know when exactly the President enter... but what's is for sure is that he enter through the gate... as against what people expected.
promo keep shouting ""thief"" "thief" as of the time I was there till I went to the mosque for him at prayer.....
I was told by clean source that one student threw some at him as it is accounted for by all the students I left there.
so why did you see your sourcehuh
From this post, it is evident OAU needs help standard-wise
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC Recruitment 2014 (ADHOC Staff Vacancies)-apply by JurassicPark: 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2014
Evathyst:
I greet u o madam applicant!


Ds ur grammar go kill voters for ur polling unit wink
grin grin grin #crazy!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi's "Parallel Government" Statement Is Treasonable, Says Doyin Okupe by JurassicPark: 6:28pm On Nov 21, 2014
banki:
tompolo threatened the president and the president tactfully ran away.....
that wasn't treasonable

Tompolo kidnapped journalists publicly nothing happened.... and yet they are harassing amechi
So are you now equating the office Amaechi holds to that of Tompolo if at all he holds any office?

Amaechi is under a leadership mandate, he should esteem that office he's holding at least for those who put him there
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience At The SURE-P/FERMA. Osun State Command by JurassicPark: 4:51pm On Nov 21, 2014
grin grin It is Well

That is what you get when u go searching for a job under FG's initiative in an APC led state

You people just returned Aregbesola @ d polls few months ago and maybe they are simply punishing u people for that

I don't know when Governance will rise above partisanship in Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Synagogue Building Felled By Controlled Demolition -police by JurassicPark: 6:11am On Nov 21, 2014
Controlled demolition? Then provide the forensic evidence or we'll believe that u have just sold your conscience for a piece of cake

If TBJ were to be a common man in the society, he'll already be in Jail cooling his heels. I have nothing against him though, I think the contractors should be the ones serving the jail-term cos it was their job to do the needful except if TBJ was the one directly in charge of that construction

If truly it was controlled, then there must be an insider connivance. We need IDs of all those who exited the building just before it came down and not just CCTV footage of a flying plane

..and if there are no cameras positioned for that use which will be a shame, then there shouldn't be any claim of controlled demolition

The way and manner by which the building came down has no reasonable link with controlled demolition. How can you suspend tons of weight up in the sky with a weak support and expect it to come down in slow-motion?
PoliticsRe: "Tambuwal Na Nonsense"; Nigerian Presidency Takes Another Swipe At APC Leaders by JurassicPark: 6:53pm On Nov 18, 2014
(((To whom it may concern..)))

"Only weak people attack personalities in the face of critical issues"
BusinessRe: Breaking!!! Prepare For AUSTERITY - FG by JurassicPark: 10:55am On Nov 17, 2014
Austerity measure..is that the new name for Ebola? grin

Nigerians have been living with FG's austerity measures long time ago.

What else do you call increasing unemployment rate, insecurity, useless air travels, massive diversion of public funds etc if not austerity

Do we fly private jets or ride in armoured vehicles?

If oil prices drop as they always would, is it not dumbness not to have foreseen such to shore-up its effects

Na to dey move money una sabi do
BusinessRe: Trader Kills Customer During Pricing by JurassicPark: 6:36am On Nov 15, 2014
post=28001922:
Ika ni e...why would you say that..cos I talked about my signature. Am I do only one who does this?
..The signature though grin #funny
It is left for Seun to decide if u face any consequence
PoliticsRe: Should Jonathan Have Declared His Presidential Ambition Despite The Bomb Blast? by JurassicPark: 7:58pm On Nov 11, 2014
What a Shame!!

So the ploy was to stop him from declaring grin

If he had postponed it, then they won't stop spilling innocent blood because it worked

Myles Munroe of blessed memory was to lead a meeting in the bahamas before he crashed, the meeting still wasn't postponed

Strategy Failed! Try again
PoliticsRe: GEJ Militarizes Abuja For His Declaration by JurassicPark: 10:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
It baffles me when able-bodied Nigerians exhibit Ignorance and cluelessness.

How can only GEJ be Nigeria. Nigeria is more than the president. Nigeria is US- You and I

Many will come on here to show the world how daft and mentally degraded they have become.

Blaming just ONE man for Nigeria's troubles in a civilian administration(not military) called Government of the people by the people is the height of "Imbecility" and illiteracy

If a bomb goes off 2morrow cos of his declaration, same anti FG e-warlords will still have trash stack up in their heads to pour out here

We are more than all these
PhonesRe: Lenovo S90 "Sisley": A Blatant Copy Of iPhone 6 Design by JurassicPark: 11:48am On Nov 08, 2014
Apple can never win this case grin

The design features aren't patented trademarks. If they are, then Apple will have to sue many other phone companies

Good Job from a top brand- Lenovo
PoliticsRe: UPDATE: 3 Arrested Over Gombe Motor Park Bomb Explosion by JurassicPark: 11:06pm On Oct 31, 2014
see the pic below... undecided

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan: Afcon Qualifiers (3 - 1) On 15th October 2014 by JurassicPark: 7:29pm On Oct 15, 2014
hollandis:
How did we win Nationss Cup?


Oh I forgot it was Mba
yea ..Mba's individual brilliance not Keshi undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari Calls For A Total Sharia In Nigeria (Published 2001) by JurassicPark: 3:58pm On Oct 12, 2014
Buhari can only win Northern Nigeria..that's if he hasn't lost before voting begins
PoliticsRe: Armed Thugs Invade Edo State House Of Assembly Quarters (pics) by JurassicPark: 3:14pm On Oct 12, 2014
NairaMode:
Edo!!!
It's either witches | Thugs | Incompetent teachers | Abusive governor | Something must sha be wrong.
Just kidding anyway.
Our law makers acting like babies all of the time.
Lol..

It will be suspicious if after all these rain of bullets, no APC lawmaker was injured
Career10 silly Things Bosses Say When They Fire People by JurassicPark(op): 9:47pm On Oct 07, 2014
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Getting fired sucks. And getting fired sucks even worse when the person letting you go says something foolish, stupid, or even insulting.

After all, the sole goal of the people doing the firing is to treat the employee as respectfully and compassionately as possible.

Their feelings? Irrelevant.

Which is why bosses should never say any of the following:

1. "Look, this is really hard for me."
Who cares if it’s hard for you? The employee certainly doesn’t. Talk about how difficult the situation is for you and the employee immediately thinks, "Really? What about me? How hard do you think this is on me?" If you feel bad—and you will—talk through your feelings later with someone else. (If you're like me, sometimes you'll second-guess yourself too.)

Also never say, “Look, I don't know how to say this…” You do know how to say it. You’re just uncomfortable actually saying it.

Never even hint that the employee should somehow feel your pain. That's just selfish.

2. "We've decided we need to make a change."
You're not an NBA team firing an unsuccessful coach. And you're not holding a press conference either, so skip the platitudes. If you've done your job right the employee already knows why he's being fired. (Here's a straightforward guide to firing people the right way.)

State the reason for your action as clearly and concisely as possible. Or just say, "Mark, I have to let you go."

Mark should already know why.

3. "We will work out some of the details later."
For the employee getting fired is both the end and the start of another process: Collecting personal items, returning company property, learning about benefits status, etc.

It's your job to know how all that works ahead of time. Getting fired is bad enough; sitting in limbo while you figure out the next steps is humiliating for an employee who wants nothing more than to leave.

Never make an employee wait to meet with others who are part of the process. Once you let an employee go she's on her time, not yours.

4. "Compared to Juan, you just aren't cutting it."
Never justify firing an employee by comparing them to someone else. Employees should be fired because they fail to meet standards, targets, or behavioral expectations.

Plus, drawing comparisons between employees makes it possible for what should be an objective decision to veer into the “personality zone,” a conversational black hole you will struggle to escape.

5. "Okay, let’s talk about that. Here’s why..."
Most employees sit quietly, but a few will want to argue. Never let yourself be dragged into a back-and-forth discussion. Just say, "Pete, we can talk about this as long as you like, but you should understand that nothing we discuss will change the decision."
While that sounds harsh, it's not. Besides, arguments almost always make the employee feel worse.

Be professional, be empathetic, and stick to the facts. Don't feel the need to respond if an employee starts to vent.

Just listen. That’s the least you can do. And the most you can do.

6. "You’ve been a solid employee but we simply have to cut staffing."
If you truly are downsizing, leave performance out and just say you're downsizing.

But if you're not actually downsizing and you're hiding behind that excuse so the conversation is easier for you then you do the employee a disservice —and you open your business up to potential problems if you later hire someone to fill the open slot.

Never play games to try to protect the employee's feelings—or, worse, to protect your own. Just be direct.

7. "We both know you aren't happy here, so down the road you’ll be glad."
Whether or not the employee will someday be glad you let her go is not for you to judge. Don't expect employees to find a silver lining in the cloud of getting fired, at least not at first. Let them find their own glimmers of possibility.

8. "I need to walk you to the door."
I once worked for a company where the policy was to immediately escort terminated employees out of the building. (And I hated it.)

Getting fired doesn't make an employee a criminal, so don’t put them through walks of shame. Just set simple parameters. Say, "Jane, please gather up your personal belongings and I'll meet you back here in 10 minutes."

If Jane doesn't come back on time, go get her. She won't argue.

9. "We have decided to let you go."
The word "we" is appropriate in almost every setting... but not this one. Say, "I."

At this moment, you are the company. So take responsibility.

10. "If there is anything I can do for you, just let me know."
Like what? Write a glowing letter of recommendation? Call your connections and put in a good word for him? (Of course if you're forced to lay off good employees due to lack of work, definitely do anything you can to help them land on their feet.)

You should absolutely say, "If you have any questions about benefits, final paychecks, or other details, call me. I'll make sure you get the answers you need."
But never offer to do things you can't do. You might feel a little better, but the employee won't.

Remember, when you fire an employee it's all about the employee, not about you—and especially not about what makes you feel better.
By
Jeff Haden
Ghostwriter, Speaker, Inc. Magazine Contributing
Editor
LinkedIn
EducationRe: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by JurassicPark: 10:41am On Oct 07, 2014
Lol..@OP is ill

Well,
8. Gadget Flashing people: this type dey always show off their expensive handy toys like say na only dem don get the stuff smiley who cares? undecided

9. The Tip-seeking Bank Guards: these ones matter dey tire person. If u enter bank five times dem go still ask you for something for the boys grin

10. Those wey dey form say they are in a Hurry

11. Those who enter the Bank just for the ACs or drinks grin

.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by JurassicPark: 5:47pm On Oct 05, 2014
thegoodjoehunt3:
One man's meat is another man's poison. I love the game played beautifully. I do not think a team that has spent so much building a formidable force should bore the game to win.

If you like it, it is your own.
They spent such money to get the 3 points and that's what matters
SportsRe: Siasia Or Keshi: Who Do You Prefer? by JurassicPark: 2:02pm On Oct 04, 2014
None..rookie coaches with no desire to improve
FashionDiastema (Gap Between Teeth) by JurassicPark(op): 8:05am On Oct 04, 2014
A Diastema (plural diastemata) is a space or gap between two teeth. Many species of mammals have diastemata as a normal feature, most commonly between the incisors and molars.

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Diastema is sometimes caused or exacerbated by the action of a labial frenulum (the tissue connecting the lip to the gum) causing high mucosal attachment and less attached keratinized tissue which is more prone to recession or by tongue thrusting, which can push the teeth apart.

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In humans, the term is most commonly applied to an open space between the upper incisors (front teeth). It happens when there is an unequal relationship between the size of the teeth and the jaw.

In the Canterbury Tales, Geoffrey Chaucer wrote of the "gap-toothed wife of Bath". As early as this time period, the gap between the front teeth, especially in women, had been associated with lustful characteristics. Thus, the implication in describing "the gap-toothed wife of Bath" is that she is a middle-aged woman with insatiable lust. This has no scientific basis, but it has been a common premise in folklore since the Middle Ages.

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In Ghana, Namibia and Nigeria, diastema is regarded as being attractive and a sign of fertility, and some people have even had them created through cosmetic dentistry.

In France, they are called "dents du bonheur" ("lucky teeth"wink, and in Australia, gapped front teeth in children are said to be a predictor of future wealth.

Dental Correction

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Braces_Close_Diastema_Spaces.jpg/100px-Braces_Close_Diastema_Spaces.jpg

Diastema is an adjustable dental condition. This includes traditional braces, Invisalign, dental bands or direct dental bonding to make the teeth wider and thus fill up the space. One problem with orthodontic correction is relapse: There is a strong propensity for the gap to reappear after treatment. This can be addressed by bonding a permanent retainer to the inside surfaces of the teeth to prevent the diastemia from reopening.


Re: wikipedia
HealthRe: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by JurassicPark: 2:39pm On Oct 02, 2014
The fact that we lack financial morals doesn't take away the fact that we can unite against a viral attack

TBH, a truly united Nigeria can be stronger than the US
BusinessRe: Ghana Plans To Export Electricity To Nigeria by JurassicPark: 2:24pm On Oct 02, 2014
Talk is always Cheap..

They should try to power Lagos alone for 30 days and see how far

To think that Ghana can power the entire Nigeria is akin to a wild goose chase
PoliticsRe: A Mayor and 300 bokoharam fighters arrested by Cameroon Army by JurassicPark: 3:40pm On Oct 01, 2014
The mayor deserves this..

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