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PoliticsRe: See How Buhari's Past Came Back To Haunt Him by JurassicPark: 12:34am On Mar 12, 2016
Unbundling NNPC..

Why can't we have the paperwork/blueprint critically explaining this on the pages of our newspapers?

We need to allow the non-biased, academic, illuminated and intelligent minds in this nation go tru all of that and not the political goons reeling out ill-thought policies like drunken men

Why is that old-aged petroleum minister always eager to address the foreign media depriving the people here of the know-how of the workings of this rudderless government?

If there should be unbundling of NNPC, there has to be a build-up process maybe in phases. #SuperCluelessIdiots
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: GEJ, Yar’adua Didn’t Build A Single Road. The Cable. by JurassicPark:
koboko69:
"A single new road"


And a lot of wailers are already running unclad around the thread.

There is a difference between constructing a new road....and. Rehabilating an existing road.

Its a pity.
Who in his right senses will construct a new road with countless numbers of dilapidated major roads?

It is not every comment that is being made has sense in it no matter how 'technically' you guys tend to sound!

We have to be empirical in our thinking before feeding the public with baseless lies about the previous administration.

Can you guys get down to work and leave the previous regime alone?

Reality over Technicality pleaseee!
PhonesRe: SHOCKING: Nigerian Govt Sidelines NCC, Strikes Secret Deal With MTN. by JurassicPark: 8:48am On Feb 27, 2016
christopher123:
What is wrong with buhari adminstration

Just abusing due process flagrantly
Illiterates don't understand what "due process" means..

Pls throw more light grin

*********************
Wondering why you highjacked my name tho undecided
PhonesRe: SHOCKING: Nigerian Govt Sidelines NCC, Strikes Secret Deal With MTN. by JurassicPark: 8:46am On Feb 27, 2016
tsephanyah:
Awesome
As in Awesome CHANGE?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Prays Inside The Holy Ka'aba In Mecca (Photo) by JurassicPark: 10:41pm On Feb 26, 2016
So I now see why this OLD man wanted to soak the entire nation in blood cos of his DREAMS which I guess he is now living..whether the country tumbles or not, he doesn't give a damn. After junketeering he takes another LEAVE to gather more strength.

Just imagine a country with no constituted economic team. Just a one-man show in a country of over 170million people. This is the height of unquestioned CHANGE.

The protagonists are even getting frustrated and tired of their propaganda that they now begging their god for help.

Karma is real.

Watch what you serve others 'cos you'll get served same in equal measure

What goes around, comes back around!
EducationRe: WAEC's Response To NGO Seeking To Sponsor Best Students by JurassicPark: 11:47pm On Feb 23, 2016
Saniaposh:
Logistics cost and miscellaneous nau
Unless this is just another sarcasm..

Logistics like wtf!?

Are they procuring cows from the north?

After the waste of time, they now came up with this lame response.

Infact..this sh*t hole called Nigeria is a big joke!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Heartbreaking Story Of A Starving Two-year-old Nigerian Boy by JurassicPark: 4:19am On Feb 16, 2016
Just like the Good Samaritan.

Presumably "good" people would come by a dying man, look at him and then leave even levites and priests.

This is love from the strangest of hearts judging from appearance not the hypocrites flooding prayer centres every sunday with zero Godly love
RomanceRe: Am More Attracted To Dark Skin Girls by JurassicPark:
refiner:
oya forget nah.....undecided
undecided
RomanceRe: Am More Attracted To Dark Skin Girls by JurassicPark:
refiner:
lol.....all of d above!smiley
I donbiliv so!
RomanceRe: Am More Attracted To Dark Skin Girls by JurassicPark: 8:52am On Feb 13, 2016
refiner:
am attracted to dark guys too.....dark is indeed charming!
Guys like me? wink
But wait..
What type of "dark"..
Charcoal Dark or Chocolatey Dark?
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Upholds Ishaku's Election As Taraba Governor by JurassicPark: 3:32pm On Feb 11, 2016
The nigerian legal system is modelled to suit a zombie-like banana republic just like Nigeria.

Why upturn the elections in the first place?

I guess the judges are beginning to see the CHAN-JI was just another scam well crafted to deceive the very sane mind

undecided

We are watching..
BusinessRe: Dear Nairalanders, What Can You Buy With One Naira? by JurassicPark: 12:16pm On Feb 06, 2016
Lol..

The question should be "what can you do with N1 coin?"

We can use the N1 coin as a weapon for pelting grin
..it is not that useless after all
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Always Tell Nigerians The Truth – Ezekwesili To Buhari by JurassicPark: 2:56pm On Feb 02, 2016
dtruth3:
But in actual sense, Wailing form is finished. The last one was bought by Baba the last time!


Though we sold it (Form) at a higher cost to Baba, compared to the amount we collected from others. Then it was remaining only 12 copies and Baba bought all of them at once!

So am very sorry ma'm, maybe you wait for SECOND BATCH


Anu mpama







Modified*

The secretariat has gone on emergency meeting, plans are now in place to print supplementary Wailers Form.

Count yourself lucky, you can now rush down to our office immediately whilst the offer last.


Note: Wailers' Secretariat closes around 3pm, check your time now.
Lol

By 2019, Every Nigerian will be a WAILER grin

The signs are getting real
PoliticsRe: ''Jonathan's Government Bought Substandard Weapons'' - Alhaji Lai Mohammed by JurassicPark: 2:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
Truckpusher:
At the end of the day it is we Nigerians that will pay for the maladministration of this Govt that was brought into power by bigotry , greed and blind hate.

APC is the scam of the century .
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates His 30th Birthday Today; Mourns His Late Broda by JurassicPark: 11:28am On Feb 02, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Why evils na?
tongue
You want am to die ni?
cheesy
How on earth do you think he looks l65?!
You wan bury am ni
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates His 30th Birthday Today; Mourns His Late Broda by JurassicPark: 11:20am On Feb 02, 2016
Houseofglam7:
He just clocked 30huh


He looks 65!
Lol grin
Seems like you've bought him a coffin already
RomanceRe: Japanese Porn Industry In Shortage Of Men (photos) by JurassicPark: 12:40pm On Jan 27, 2016
Are MEN fast becoming endangered species? grin
PoliticsRe: Oil Bunkers Depot Discovered In Lagos by JurassicPark: 12:33pm On Jan 27, 2016
Funny enough, the high profile elites connected to this thief-ery won't be exposed
PoliticsRe: Governor Bindow Jibrilla Inside A Keke (Photos) by JurassicPark: 12:25pm On Jan 27, 2016
END TIME INSTAGRAM GOVERNMENT!
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu & A Prison Warder In Court Today by JurassicPark: 12:17pm On Jan 27, 2016
nani212:
Are you in enugu?
missstella:
Why ask?
Yes she's in Enugu..said Enugu is better than Lagos. That Lagos is overrated undecided
PoliticsRe: Metuh: Nigerians Blast Chicken Republic For Mocking Him With Their Advert (pics) by JurassicPark: 12:07pm On Jan 23, 2016
Hmmmmm...
"Sii-ken" "Re-for-flick"

You don't kick a man when he's down

To be sincere,
This is negative publicity and APC is the chief founder of this new trend
BusinessRe: CBN Introduces Current Account Maintenance Fee by JurassicPark: 7:28pm On Jan 22, 2016
ernecy:
why are these people extorting us lyk this.
It is called "chanji" grin
BusinessRe: Nigeria To Enforce Stamp Duties Law On Financial Transactions - Cenbank by JurassicPark(op): 7:04am On Jan 20, 2016
dominique:
The link is an invalid url. Please check and re-post it.
Sorry for the mix up.. *modified*
BusinessNigeria To Enforce Stamp Duties Law On Financial Transactions - Cenbank by JurassicPark(op):
LAGOS Jan 19 (Reuters) - Nigeria will start enforcing its stamp duties law on financial transactions across commercial banks, the central bank said in a circular on Tuesday, in a bid to shore-up non-oil revenue and plug shortfalls caused by the drop in global price of
crude.

The circular was addressed to commercial lenders whom it said should immediately start charging 50 naira ($0.2513) on every 1,000 naira deposit or electronic transfer conducted by customers.

Africa's top oil producer, which has the continent's biggest economy, relies heavily on revenue from crude sales but the falling oil price means it will have to look elsewhere to fund its budget.

Nigeria plans to spend about 6 trillion naira in 2016 with expected revenue of around 3.9 trillion naira, of which only 820 billion would come from oil.

($1 = 199 naira) (Reporting by Oludare Mayowa;
editing by Alexi Akwagyiram/Jeremy Gaunt)
Source:
http://reuters.com/regional/article/idAFL8N1531YE?edition=af


Cc FOD dominique naijacutee puskin
CrimeRe: Man Who Wants To Commit Suicide In Ibadan Nigeria Today - Photos by JurassicPark: 9:04am On Jan 18, 2016
SegunAdewole:
Na him go vote chanji. Now see him life.
LoL..you are a crazy guy aswear!! grin grin
RomanceRe: See What I Saw On My To-be Girlfriend's Dp by JurassicPark: 1:01pm On Jan 15, 2016
mallamsk:
I just met this girl not long ago and we are going well along. We are about to finalize things and start dating officially. Surprisingly today, I just saw this on her dp and she confirm that it belongs to her. Please fellow nairalander, do you think I should run for my life or I should still carry on?
@OP do you have any problem with good living?

...but, your chance here is a 50:50 +/-
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives GLO CAF Platinum Award For Good Leadership by JurassicPark: 8:41pm On Jan 11, 2016
Sometimes these "poli-thief-cians" do things that make a mockery of the entire continent branding it as one hell of a joke grin

A round of applauds for GLO & CAF president Isa.. Jokers!!
FamilyRe: Why Are There Many Pregnant Brides Nowadays? by JurassicPark: 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2016
"Mic CHECK 1 - 2"
Terry G calls it Testing Microphone grin


That's what is Trending nowadays..
Sacrificing Morals on the Altar of Baby-making undecided

But ladies of these days give men no chance..too much water must have passed underneath the bridge #moralDecadence
PoliticsRe: Buhari Withdraws 2016 Budget From National Assembly by JurassicPark: 7:52pm On Jan 04, 2016
Like Seriously? huh
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks Blasted By Angry Fans Over Instagram Post (pic) by JurassicPark: 8:34pm On Dec 17, 2015
rheether:
The guy no fine sef. were don jazzy pick am from?
Lol..

"Pick"?! as in scavenging huh

you are very mean!!
PoliticsRe: Meaning Of The Arabic Word On Nigerian Army Logo by JurassicPark: 1:46pm On Dec 13, 2015
northvietnam:
why write it in Arabic, is Arabic our lingual franca
I wonder too..that is the evidence of the "born to rule" mentality of the northerners
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why I Sent Obasanjo To Guinea-Bissau by JurassicPark: 1:51pm On Dec 06, 2015
What else should we expect?

Two ex-military sh!t Heads still holding sway in the so-called Nigerian type of democracy undecided

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