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PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Kogi State Is Under Attack Right Now. DSS Office Under Siege! by JurassicPark: 5:23am On Sep 26, 2015
Out of sheer patriotism, I decided to accept PMB as president of FRN.

A man chose to retire in Aso rock and he was handed the keys out of ignorance by some thoughtless bunch of south-westerners. The only difference between PMB and GEJ is the paparazzi

Nigeria is in for a very long haul
PoliticsRe: Dogara Urges Nigerians To Forgive Boko Haram Members by JurassicPark: 7:38pm On Sep 18, 2015
See talk..

They should first repent then apologise to all those they've maimed after which they follow those innocent souls in the grave to seek their own forgiveness too #restitution wink

The rest of us alive don't have any power to forgive
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji's Fans Blast Her For Looking Unkempt In New Photos On IG by JurassicPark: 6:19am On Sep 18, 2015
Many Nigerians have become so jobless that they've taken up HATING as a career #SMH

You need to see the toenails of some of these haters grin
EducationRe: The Dangers Of A Certificate-conscious Education System! by JurassicPark: 7:20pm On Sep 17, 2015
Education used to be very important until graduates started working for illiterates.
PoliticsRe: Checkout This Hilarious Hospital Advert(pic) by JurassicPark: 12:13pm On Aug 25, 2015
From the phone nos, this should be Ghana grin
PoliticsRe: See Buhari's Score's On Buharimeter by JurassicPark: 3:16pm On Aug 24, 2015
Nice one from OP,

Only God will help APC should their propaganda backfire because that will bring more disgrace than that which PDP got
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by JurassicPark: 3:07pm On Aug 24, 2015
her bleaching cream is having a torrid time undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bus Conductor Suddenly Runs Mad In Ikorodu (Photos) by JurassicPark: 9:50pm On Aug 18, 2015
Jamaican grade weed plus the impact of heat from the sun grin

Those guys are closer to madness already, just a thin line to cross from their presumed disposition
PoliticsRe: Buhari Taking Credit For Jonathan’s Achievements, Says Rep. by JurassicPark: 3:47pm On Jul 29, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
As in send airtime to Yaradua? Nna onye mere gi ifa
Lol grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Taking Credit For Jonathan’s Achievements, Says Rep. by JurassicPark: 3:45pm On Jul 29, 2015
“I hold the view that the Buhari administration should imbibe the necessary humility and courage to give credit as necessary even as it continues to put the out-gone government to task in established areas of weakness or malfeasance. That is leadership. I also appeal to the media as social engineers to also encourage the Presidency in this onerous responsibility. We owe posterity that much,” Okorie said.
Well said!
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Continue Amnesty Programme For Niger Delta by JurassicPark: 6:07pm On Jul 26, 2015
divinessa:
baba abeg do anything that will bring peace to our dear country even if it means given amnesty to arm rubber, kidnappers and book haramists.
Same precedents past administrations set.
Where is the "CHANGE"?

So now it pays more to take up arms against the govt. Dangerous precedent cos every tom, dic* and harry will in some way believe in fighting the government to get their piece of d national cake.

What a nation! undecided
PoliticsRe: CBN Governor Emefiele Hurriedly Leaves US After Buhari's Tongue-Lashing by JurassicPark: 6:09am On Jul 23, 2015
Sahara reporters keep spreading news that whips tribal sentiments. Can't such news be a classified stuff?
CrimeRe: Over 100 Oil Pipeline Vandals Burnt To Death At Arepo, Near Lagos State by JurassicPark: 5:58am On Jul 23, 2015
They went searching for the development which our politicians keep saying is in the pipeline. undecided

RIP 2d dead

Over 170million people, less than 1million security agents. Let us use common sense for once and see how empirical this can work
PoliticsRe: Blair House: Buhari's Official Accommodation During His Visit To The US (photo) by JurassicPark: 11:41pm On Jul 19, 2015
This government won't kill Nigerians with propaganda..
Showcasing all these from a country's No.1 citizen is childish and lame. Many people have used the same facility and remained mute about it. So he isn't the first.
It is not about the panache, it is about the aim of the mission.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Complete Zik Mausoleum by JurassicPark: 3:31am On Jul 18, 2015
kilode100:
How will Zik's tomb help Ndigbos??

Whatever this Buhari is smoking is doing him strong things o.. cheesy cheesy
I am still trying to comprehend the relationship between a dead man's house and the welfare of the living. Our leaders should learn to put their brains into good use, it is not a pile of scum for crying out loud
PoliticsRe: N18,000 Minimum Wage No More Realistic –oshiomhole by JurassicPark: 5:05pm On Jul 12, 2015
Just like Oshiomhole,

Sometimes, even foolish people can talk a lil sense. the issue is who among those in the corridors of influence can actually live as sensibly as some of the comments they make?
Jokes EtcRe: World Smartest Begger by JurassicPark: 6:38pm On Jul 09, 2015
Lol..this is called market segmentation grin
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Federal-High Court, Rivers State - Metronaija.com by JurassicPark: 12:50pm On Jul 09, 2015
Firefire:
You see your logic ? undecided


Wike went to court to unseat Amaechi kangaroo elected LG chairmen and the court ruled in his favor and he (Wike) will still ask his thugs to start bombing ?

SMH vigorously.... cheesy
That is the type of reasoning "Lai" brot into Nigerian politics undecided blind & baseless
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by JurassicPark: 12:36pm On Jul 09, 2015
OP, I guess your interviewer was Soyinka or better still Hon. Patrick grin

It is a nice piece tho but it is too much answer for just one question

In fact you hv just lost another golden opportunity to land a job with this epistle...

You are Fired!! *drops d gavel*
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Boko Haram Bomb Masterminds Arrested By The DSS by JurassicPark: 10:41am On Jul 09, 2015
Our banking institutions can't expose those crazy cash transfers, terrible people..in advanced climes, deal with any bank and you are good as being apprehended.
We need 2start telling ourselves d truth
PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Attacks Military Checkpoint In Borno - Sahara Reporters by JurassicPark: 7:27pm On Jul 07, 2015
All these bombings may be the cause of the crazy traffic gridlock in Lagos #Probably undecided
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Kano Hit By Blasts by JurassicPark: 10:52pm On Jul 06, 2015
A fee Cee wanted to rule, now they gat it...face it and don't dare run

If Lai called GEJ clueless, PMB is ..................
CrimeRe: The Cars The Ikorodu Robbers Bought After Their Successful Operations (photos) by JurassicPark: 9:59pm On Jul 06, 2015
NPF: your excellency sir, we have captured the ikorodu bank robbers sir!

PMB: are you kidding me?

NPF: No your excellency. I am very serious sir!

PMB: how come you caught them so quick?

NPF: your excellency, you know we are always equal to d task. We have our ears to d ground sir, we are everywhere like the devil sir grin

PMB: is that "Lai Mohammed"?

NPF: *stammers* ye-ye-ye-yes sir!

PMB: Tooooh! I know it can only be a "Lai"
SportsRe: Keshi Sacked By NFF by JurassicPark: 11:23pm On Jul 04, 2015
Please can someone hand this rudderless NFF a guide to their responsibilities, goals and objectives? They have been all over the place since "picnic" came on board
PoliticsRe: Buhari Fires CSO For ‘Leaking’ Itinerary To Diezani - TheCable by JurassicPark: 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2015
Buharifan:
Jonathan appointed Mani for Buhari. How do you expect him to be loyal.
Someone is suffering from ailment misdiagnosis!

Pls who appointed Jonathan's CSO?

Don't let the spirit of "Lai" possess your soul n body
BusinessRe: The Simple Phones Billionaire Femi Otedola Uses (photo) by JurassicPark: 10:45pm On Jul 04, 2015
Different strokes for different folks

It is all about choice

There is no one method of living

Go with whatever floats your boat
EducationRe: Who Can Unravel This Geometric Puzzle by JurassicPark: 9:26pm On Jul 03, 2015
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