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 Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-madueke Celebrates 55th Birthday Today by JurassicPark: 1:43pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Happy birthday Madam Diezani Many more years in good health I wish you! *Pls tell the petroleum minister that you are still available for consultations regarding making fuel available in the country..cos it is for his own good*
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| Politics › Re: When Dino Melaye Visited Sahara Reporters (Photos) by JurassicPark: 10:47am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Eugenedimgba:Lmao  Take it easy Eugenedimgba For me, Nigeria isn't a country yet |
| Politics › Re: Thumb-printing Of Ballot Papers Going On At Hoil Suite In Yenogoa - Leadership by JurassicPark: 6:48am On Dec 05, 2015 |
The summary of the past 6 months+ ... APC: End Time Party  |
| Car Talk › Re: A Horrific Accident On Badagry Expressway Today (Graphic Photos) by JurassicPark: 4:39am On Dec 04, 2015 |
..if you have observed, there's a frightening Increase in lawlessness and impunity.. RIP to the Dead |
| Politics › Re: False Statement On Social Media: Senate Seeks For 2-Year-Jail Term For Offenders by JurassicPark: 7:13pm On Dec 02, 2015*. Modified: 7:37pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Lol.. See change, trying to limit freedom of expression First arrest Lie Moh'd for all the frivolous allegations made against the past administration They want to arrest unemployed youths so they reduce those who will be paid 5k Una go arrest tire! Olrite.. I think this comment qualifies me for an arrest Come and arrest me #Goats 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, The Smarter You Are, The More Likely You Are To Be Single? by JurassicPark: 4:47am On Dec 02, 2015 |
for ladies, "Smart" is cool "Smart" is sexy "Smart" is beautiful When I say "Smart" I mean with good instincts and a considerable sense of responsibility. She ought to know when her being "Smart" is crossing the line. She ought to know when to play dumb to make the man feel smart just for his ego. ..else she outsmart her relationship or marriage. |
| Business › Re: Hilarious Jumia And Konga Black Friday Tweets by JurassicPark: 9:01pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
under this stifled and Buhari-lized economy una still dey find awoof for jumia and konga I knew this will be a sham from inception. No business will want to record losses at the year end let alone with the prevailing economic situation Assuming you place an order for a 42" tv @ almost half the price (loss recorded already) then shipping it down with the scarcity of fuel in town, haba!! Y'all should wait 4 santa |
| Politics › Re: 5 Months As A Governor, I Am Already Tired - El Rufai by JurassicPark: 1:55pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
mandhi:Did I mention PDP in my comment? Besides who told you I was comparing parties? APC sold CHANGE to nigerians, they should represent the positive change they failed to define and not rating themselves with PDP's scale #Nansense |
| Politics › Re: 5 Months As A Governor, I Am Already Tired - El Rufai by JurassicPark: 1:25pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
APC: Association of Professional Conmen When they like something, they tell us the exact opposite.. so whatever they say, take the direct opposite as valid God watching y'all in 3D #Scammers |
| Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrived In Iran (photos) by JurassicPark: 9:34am On Nov 23, 2015 |
blackpanda:You don't attract all that when you have an epileptic economic situation. The present situation is an example of failure solely on the path of govt. You first ensure a level of considerable stability b4 any right-thinking foreigner will bring in his investment. When you get your own stuff going, even Iran would pay Nigeria a visit. |
| Politics › Re: Photos: GEJ Returns From The US by JurassicPark: 11:14pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
captainflash:How many poor people has Buhari helped? Using the state's money to fly around like a lost sun bird 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Leaves Abuja For Iran On Sunday-punch by JurassicPark: 10:28pm On Nov 20, 2015*. Modified: 2:08am On Mar 31, 2017 |
This old man should watch it! When you make friends with people, you automatically attract their enemies to yourself also Wisdom is profitable to direct! Nothing is working in Nigeria and the buhari keeps jetting out frequently Some pro-say blah-blah people are too ashamed to speak out 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Most Handsome Guys Beg? by JurassicPark: 9:16pm On Nov 20, 2015*. Modified: 9:30pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
LadyJul: |
| Politics › Re: Nigerians Keep Vigil At Fuel Station (Photos) by JurassicPark: 10:47am On Nov 19, 2015 |
midolian: midolian: |
| Politics › Re: Kano Female Suicide Bomber Dyed Her Leg With Henna Before Mission (Graphic Pic) by JurassicPark: 9:21am On Nov 19, 2015 |
sameer1212:Well said, but we hear this everyday.. Evil persists when good people do nothing about it.. This is about islam, Northern elders with a positive view like yours should rise up to the occasion and kill this beast called terrorism |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FAAN Says It Is Not Recruiting by JurassicPark: 7:35am On Nov 18, 2015 |
| When your minister for information is Liar Mohammed, Misinformation syndrome activated!! It is a syndrome that filters down every level of government |
| Car Talk › Re: Driver Flees With Company’s Car After N25,000 Deductions From His Salary (pic) by JurassicPark: 8:57pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
mrlaw93:One bigot on the loose.. Does Eneche sound biafran?  If you don't know, you seek info and not mess up your intelligence in public |
| Education › Re: Non-Academic Staff Lock Entrances To UNICAL, Flog CSO by JurassicPark: 10:48am On Nov 16, 2015 |
"..they even flogged my chief security officer this morning" UNICAL students can now gather some guts to deal with the CSO too..smh #GoodRiddance 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Blast South African Rapper,aka 4 Talking About The Petrol Black Market by JurassicPark: 9:25pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
The economy has become so rudderless that Nigerians vent their frustrations on any erring foreigner #GoodBargain #WeNeedFuel #TellKimKardashianAKApetroleumMinister |
| Politics › Re: Diezani Allison Madueke: A Shadow Of Herself (pics) by JurassicPark: 5:37pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Like seriously? |
| Romance › Re: Ways To Know Your Boyfriend Has No Future Ambition by JurassicPark: 4:25pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Hehehe... Nice piece but be careful not to raise a stingy man or else he'll grow into a matured tight-fisted creature, even you go start to dey complain cos it will surely get to you.. may the stories of some of his family members not be DIED WRETCHED BUT BURIED IN 1.5M Naira CASKET It doesn't make sense! |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Economy Collapsing Gradually, 60 CSO's Tell Buhari by JurassicPark: 6:05pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
I wonder the impression this man creates to the world about nigeria. Goes about making mouth from Nigeria to Mumbai, london, etc Incoherent speeches, no road-map, depends on aides who are not professionals but mere political goons. Advanced countries of the world will be mocking us secretly, nothing seems to be working in the name of fighting corruption. This is what we get when we succumb and make decisions based on a skilfully sold propaganda where an old man who couldn't spend time acquiring further education aside secondary school papers can now appoint a SAN as a minister after being delayed for 6 months. All these time wasting won't prevent the type of corruption entrenched in the fabric of this country. A thief will always steal as soon as the opportunity presents itself. The CBN head is having a free-hand dishing out policies with the experience of managing a local bank. No check. No critical examination. Just roll 'em out  We are in for a long haul 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Photo: President Buhari Arrives India by JurassicPark: 1:41am On Oct 28, 2015*. Modified: 11:10am On Oct 28, 2015 |
Welcome to chan-ji ONE-MAN MOPOL GOVT.. Bayo Omoboriowo wud accompany him so as to dish out pictures for the low-lives who grin and hails @ the sight of it We are bigger than all these lame paparazzi. We need a blueprint of the direction of this govt..and we need mr president to constantly address the people of Nigeria and stop kissing the ars*es of foreign media.. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Nigeria Fines Telecom Giant MTN $5bn by JurassicPark: 8:55am On Oct 27, 2015*. Modified: 10:17am On Nov 23, 2015 |
himkers:NBC + NASS should nail their butts it's been so long overdue |
| Romance › Re: Hilarious .. Most guyz are guilty of this (pic) by JurassicPark: 11:34am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Estharfabian:...And You don't see UsMaking Noise n feeling all High and Mighty with that comment, you are the DON  1 Like |
| Career › Re: Mass Sack, Demotion Looms In Customs by JurassicPark: 10:43am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Ladies and Gentlemen.. . . . . . . . . . Welcome to CHANGE |
| Romance › Re: Hilarious .. Most guyz are guilty of this (pic) by JurassicPark: 10:28am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Wow.. I guess you are their chair-lady when it comes 2dis Estharfabian: 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Photos Of Super Eagles Players Training Ahead Of Today's Match With Cameroon by JurassicPark: 2:44pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
Training for another lame show or what These are a bunch of "sigidi" men with zero flexibility and football intelligence.. If Cameroon fails to trash this super chickens, that stand-in coach should be FIRED!!! |
| Crime › Re: Ogun Police Confirm Arrest Of Blogger by JurassicPark: 6:29am On Sep 29, 2015 |
People can be bias tho..what if the blogger has a genuine source? Just threaten the good-for-nothing NPF & OGSG, you will end up being paid to sweep every evidence under the carpet. These state governors will continue to cart away state funds to foreign accounts leaving the residents in the state to contend with deplorable social infrastructures 1 Like |
