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Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by JurassicPark: 5:58am On Jun 07, 2019
Hello mr Gazzuzz

Do you fix Jeep Liberty?
I have a 2004 liberty jeep that runs rough, shuts down after a while with a cherry red Catalytic converter pot

It moves sometimes but technically non-drivable in such conditions
GAZZUZZ:
Free consultation on car Fixes and car purchases

Just ask, and I'll give you my candid unbiased advice here on autos.

Car Talk / P2074 Code On 2004 Liberty Jeep by JurassicPark: 4:26pm On Mar 18, 2019
I have these two codes scanned from my liberty jeep 2004
P20706 and P0508
This car starts and revs so high before it turns itself off.
After cleaning the throttle body, the issue is still prevalent and I want to get through to a jeep mechanic
Politics / Re: Saraki Reacts To Peter Obi's Performance At VP Debate. Ogundamisi Laughs by JurassicPark: 11:28pm On Dec 15, 2018
I only see low IQ humans on this forum. That's why I hardly visit here cos of the mental decay many of the people here are suffering. How can you install a govt that thrived on gross lies and deceit having a pastor as VP? Well.. whatever rocks your boats.
Lie mohd should try showing his face this campaign period if he thinks he can still pull the lying stunts he did in the run up to the last general elections..
Baga
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by JurassicPark: 10:54am On Aug 10, 2017
LifeIsGuhd:
with N19,800? angry

grin grin The best response for the numskull
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Evans Was A GTBank Major Customer - Wife Reveals by JurassicPark: 2:27pm On Jun 21, 2017
Gtbank is officially a "yahoo" bank grin #noApologies
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Unity Not Negotiable – Senate by JurassicPark: 7:30pm On Jun 09, 2017
I wonder if Nigeria would have stood for this long if the crude oil was discovered in the northern region and not the south undecided

All I know is that Nigeria remains one cos of the cash cow called the south, where the north feels they have the right to dominate with unfettered impunity without recourse to the dignity of human life.

Should the oil dry up today, everyone would be eager to disintegrate.

The biggest Joke in the committee of nations - Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Unity Not Negotiable – Senate by JurassicPark: 7:23pm On Jun 09, 2017
Hmmm funny headline
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Two In Rivers by JurassicPark: 6:44pm On May 18, 2017
Hahaha.. In rivers for real? Better not be true It's going to be like pooing on the head of a verile viper

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Politics / Re: Jonathan And Ex-PDP Governors At Halima Babangida's Wedding by JurassicPark: 9:07am On May 13, 2017
because its GEJ.. One can feel the HATE allover this thread.

You guys can channel this energy to improving your individual lives justly.

If the fact that he's still breathing annoys your darkened soul, why not take a dive into the lagoon?
Crime / Re: Policewoman, Helen Sunday Shot Dead By Gunmen In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by JurassicPark: 8:28am On May 13, 2017
Hmmmm... A typical Insider job.
So ending her life was their best option.. It's olryt undecided
Nigeria of a country is a zoo republic TBH
May her soul RIP
Politics / Re: Former NNPC GMD Admits Ownership Of Recovered $9.8 Million Dollars by JurassicPark: 11:05pm On Feb 10, 2017
These APC hegoats won't take a chill pill, learn and put some facts into their empty skulls..

Yakubu is the name in question here..how is that an IPOB problem?

What on earth is actually wrong with these confused lot?

Will this case be followed to a conclusion? The answer is an emphatic NO!

Then what is the corruption fight all about? undecided

Smh

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Phones / Re: NCC To Fine Network Providers N5m For Unsolicited Text Messages by JurassicPark: 10:24am On Jan 27, 2017
Sounds like NCC telling network companies:


"Each of you guys, give us 5million and collect your monies back from your subscribers" undecided

#ParasiticGovernment
Politics / Re: Buhari Cannot Be Forced To Address Nigerians On Rumors Of His Death- Presidency by JurassicPark: 10:19am On Jan 27, 2017
ziddy:
Stup!d spokesman. Nobody is forcing Buhari to do anything, he offered himself up for national service and as the president, he is the most important public personality in nigeria.

Rumours about his wellbeing or otherwise, impinge directly on the stability of the nation as a whole, if he will be true to the vows he took he needs to come out and dispel these negative rumours. Unless he is incapacitated and thus cannot.

Don't mind the "yes-man"..

They've never had their feet on the ground since they took over aso rock..

Bunch of Lazy Bones diminishing our common wealth

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Politics / Re: Buhari Cannot Be Forced To Address Nigerians On Rumors Of His Death- Presidency by JurassicPark: 10:05am On Jan 27, 2017
Mr. Adeshina aka "all correct sir!"...


How often does your paymaster aka PMB address the Nigerian people? undecided


Good riddance...
Politics / Re: Quit Whining, No Body Owes You Anything, Fayemi Tells Nigerian Youths by JurassicPark: 10:28am On Jan 24, 2017
with this government, it is so easy to sit and pen down thought-provoking speeches..just to sway the public minds away from empirical realities

Majority of these public office holders thrive on our common wealth and come to the public to spew gibberish hoping to sound intelligent..but can't do jack to change anything despite being in positions to influence outcomes. Just figure heads with clouts

Nigerians are natural born hustlers regardless of what the failures in power think!

This twisted piece from one of the twisted old folk ruling the country is just an expression of lack of capacity and failure
Phones / Re: MTN To End Blackberry Services In Nigeria On January 27 by JurassicPark: 5:20pm On Jan 20, 2017
So as e be now, the only thing Blackberry is good for now is just the music player because i know the quality of its output especially when you using the AUX cable on your car audio system
Politics / Re: Man's Car Stuck At Flooded Owerri Tunnel, Blames Rochas Okorocha. Photos by JurassicPark: 7:17am On Sep 13, 2016
aresa:
Can any of these hateful ipob losers tell us why tunnels and underpass in the most advanced counties can get flooded and submerged and why the same thing can not happen in less developed Nigeria grin grin grin

Guy..how much were you paid?

You 're really doing a fantastic Job grin

Comparing a working infrastructural climate to an epileptic one is mind-boggling. Where the former can get sorted out timely whenever it occurs
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Clock 25. by JurassicPark: 9:18am On Sep 06, 2016
wink very mean!! Though much sense was made

Caravan:
This is a completely naive list, patterned to fit a particular, narrow minded view of the world.

Should have been: Things I have decided to do before I clock 25, not things everyone should do before they clock 25.

Who are you to tell others how to pattern their lives, as if everyone subscribes to your societally constrained and conditioned goals, or shrinked perspective on life?

Any emotionally weak person, who can't think independently, would see this list and feel he needs to change certain aspects of himself, or think that he needs to conform totally to everything the op said, even the utterly ridiculous ones.

OP, not every one has the same aspirations as you, not everyone desires to be the social butterfly, or the woman charmer, or the social networking king, or some of the other nonsense you posted.
Some people have an entirely different, more broadened perspective on life, and their own subjective idea of the kind of life that they want, and I am sure they are wise enough to know the changes they need to make in their lives, in order to achieve their goals, and even if they don't, they'll find advice that fits their own pattern of life that they've drawn from themselves, not some generalized, redundant to-do-list, compiled some mindless robots of society.

Only the last point seems a bit sensible.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 27th August 2016 by JurassicPark: 5:09pm On Aug 27, 2016
Fresia01:
dear arsenal...don't break my heart today abeg..I don't want double heart break in one week..boo already did.. arsenal make me smile please!!!

Thank God they didn't do a double break on your heart grin

I guess your boo is an arsenal fan or probably the guy who says he never walks alone
Investment / Re: Stock Market Lost N1.732tn In One Year Under Buhari by JurassicPark: 9:39am On May 31, 2016
when u vote in a nomad,
Their characteristics include..
Leading cows..Nigerians are you cows? NO
Hitting the cows with a stick..
Doesn't care whose farmland is invaded..
Acts like an alien to the community he finds himself..
Vindictive..
Not socially enlightened enough..
Certificate-less grin
Nigerians, welcome to C.H.A.N.G.E
Career / Re: PHOTOS: This Pretty Girl Is A Tomato Seller And Very Proud Of It! by JurassicPark: 6:32am On May 01, 2016
raker300:
The girl I buy vegetables from here in enugu is finer than this. I don't even use the vegetables, I just like it when she bends over in front of me to select them for me..she has the fullest boobs ever.

I threw away the vegetables I bought from her one time after she refused to gimme her number.. cry...I still wave @ her whenever I pass by though and she waves back with that killer smile

This comment tho..

LMAO.. Dude are you for real? grin grin

*smh*
Romance / Re: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by JurassicPark: 6:56am On Apr 24, 2016
Lol..this dude is on cloud 9 grin

IamLEGEND1:
dump her overinflated àss.

Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. the heart wants what the heart wants,do not compromise.

Do you copy,modafucka? I repeat: DO NOT COMPROMISE!
Politics / Re: Biodun Olujimi Admits To Buying Votes In Leaked Text Message by JurassicPark: 4:33pm On Apr 20, 2016
Evathyst:
Abi o! Has Bubu not done enough damage that could turn even a Zombie to a wailer? cry cry


This APsh*t Govt is like the legendary Gheghis Khan's statement; 'I'm God's punishment, if you haven't committed a great sin, God wouldn't have sent a punishment like me...'

..and ur Bubu doesn't seem to care sad
Politics / Re: Biodun Olujimi Admits To Buying Votes In Leaked Text Message by JurassicPark: 6:29am On Apr 20, 2016
Evathyst:
'I paid every inch of the way...'


How does the statement above amount to admittance of bribery? APC self na wa o! undecided undecided



A ruling party that still engage in propaganda. Is that the $1 to #1 exchange rate that they promised in their campaign? The 20,000 mega watts nko? 3 million jobs annually. 5K for unemployed graduate nko? 20,000 housing units in every APC state. This Govt is just pathetic! undecided kiss


Formerly a Zombie, but now a wailer. wink

I was amazed while going tru ur comments on this thread cos I know we once had an argument prior to tha last election. knew fully well that u were pro chan-ji aka zombie grin

..Until I came across the highlighted statement grin

Technically you were one of those who put us in this mess...Anyway, welcome on board!!

We are landlords here grin


By 2019, every nigerian will be a "wailer" Q.E.D
Family / Re: 2016 Bride Price In Umuahia, Abia State (photo) by JurassicPark: 3:37pm On Apr 18, 2016
Yuneehk:
Op!!! Take ya time ooo
I guess na ur village be that.. grin
4me that Bride price shudnt apply to all ladies smiley
Many don't cut it
Politics / Re: Nassarawa Lawmakers In Free For All Fight by JurassicPark: 6:35am On Apr 05, 2016
Lol..

I know in Lagos, they use motor park touts to pave their way into office grin

we now have agbeeros (touts) in places of authority and influence. this will always be the outcome. No question about that!

Nigeria is shutting down.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Beans To Be Allowed Into Europe by JurassicPark: 6:27am On Apr 01, 2016
YouthsPC0:
When Nigerians hardly see beans this days to eat which one them wan export?

Soon it will be exporting garri while importing grass

What this country should be exporting is not staple food but thing like Hyde's and skin, cocoa , rubber , others.

We need real technocrats no aspiring pencil producers


Pls let 'em know

They export staple food as if we are overly self-sufficient back home.

Soon nigerians will be made to pay thru their noses to buy beans all b'cos of a shift of focus to exporting the produce

Same way we were supplying a west african nation power when we couldn't afford a constant power supply for just a day
Politics / Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by JurassicPark: 1:07pm On Mar 27, 2016
After taxing our individual incomes, we'll now have to pay taxes on the utility bills we enjoy even as important as communication.

Stifling the resources of the average man on the street is the best possible idea this aged, deranged and super clueless government can propose in the wake of scarcity of fuel and a drowning economy.

Where it is now normal for NNPC to sell petroleum products above the official fixed price.

"If dem born una well, just pass that callous bill"

Bunch of crazy scandalous meat heads driven by insensitivity and personal aggrandisement.

The wailers will remain greater than the zombies cos they still have minds of their own not being tossed about by that nomadic president they voted into a place of dignified authority.

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Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi In Hospital For Food Poisoning by JurassicPark: 7:43pm On Mar 22, 2016
Evathyst:
I carry yansh give the Mod wey put this kind news for front page. undecided undecided


If no be sey na sunday school the Mod take graduate, he would have known that food poisoning is different from being poisoned.


If to sey na real Onitsha 'Otukporo' by now, na different story we for dey read. Anyways, wish him a speedy recovery.
grin
That first paragraph...
Like seriously? undecided
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by JurassicPark: 3:08pm On Mar 16, 2016
NAIRA: the reason why nigerians grind on a daily under severe weather and economic conditions losing its intrinsic value in the global market.

An economy depending hugely on imports (petroleum products, bulk sugar & wheat, rubber products etc) expect a nose dive in the general standard of living
Travel / Re: Accident Hits Otedola Bridge Lagos - Photos by JurassicPark: 11:34pm On Mar 12, 2016
Hmmm,

Do you remember?

"The monkey and baboon will soak in blood."

That was a blood-thirsty statement

Just observing the trends

May God deliver us all

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